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  • the "religion is like a penis..." phrase got me laughing.

  • @Mogley52 Does your God also support spamming?

  • @Mogley52 i was gonna read your comment but i thought nah too long lol X)

  • That was fantastic.

  • I wish everyone was an atheist. That way we could focus on cool things like getting out of our solar system.

  • @SoullessConviction

    why would we focus on that when we can't even put a man on mars yet???

  • @tilxGH I think on the way to getting out of the solar system we would find a way to get to mars. :/

  • That quote of Democritus is false. He never said that. It is a later paraphrase said by someone else. His actual words were:

    "By convention hot, by convention cold, but in reality atoms and void, and also in reality we know nothing, since the truth is at bottom."

    What you have is a paraphrase, not his actual words. At least get your quotes right.

  • @sarabellumm

    "That quote of Democritus is false."

    *rofl*

    Reality is obviously not your business, as your funny kid's channel shows. That is OK, but Democritus is not a character from your weird fantasy world. He in opposition to your alien friends really existed. Please stay focused on your basics (talking with yourself, bugbearing) and don't confuse your delusion with history or science. The quote is right.

    At least get your pills right.

  • @ahr8p--  If the quote is right, give us a source. You understand what a source is, right? something he wrote or that someone else at the time wrote telling what he said. You won't be able to since that is a well known unsourced paraphrase of Democritus comments. Try checking wikiquotes, it isn't that hard.

  • Atheism is a disease of the soul!

    Those who cannot see His light choose to pretend instead that it is not there.

    I pray for you wicked souls that you may be shown as much mercy as one who cannot hear his word because of deafness, or cannot say his words because they are dumb.

  • @knightcaptaincullen 'I pray for you wicked souls... ' Try this one;Dear God, almighty, all-powerful, all-loving creator of the universe, we pray to you to cure every case of cancer on this planet tonight. We pray in faith, knowing you will bless us as you describe in Matthew 7:7, Matthew 17:20, Matthew 21:21, Mark 11:24, John 14:12-14, Matthew 18:19 and James 5:15-16. In Jesus' name we pray, Amen. Will anything happen? No. Of course not. Keep your dumb words.

  • @VestonPance 'Dumb words' is a contradiction in terms, one cannot be dumb and speak words.

    God does not answer every prayer with a yes you know, I do pray for peace and health worldwide but if the answer is no, the answer is no. God has his reasons and it is not my place, nor aynone elses place, o question them.

  • @knightcaptaincullen 'one cannot be dumb and speak words.' My friend, you are proof that you can. The fact is, God does not answer prayers. The reason why God does not answer your prayers is simple: God is imaginary.

  • @VestonPance I meant dumb as in unable to speak. What makes you so sure that God is imaginary? That you cannot see him? You cannot see air but you believe it because you feel it yes, filling your lungs. Well I feel god, filling my soul with love.

  • @knightcaptaincullen

    "Well I feel god, filling my soul with love."

    Do you mean that kind of love, that leads airplanes into skyscrapers? Or do you talk about the love, that made the Shoah happen? Oh no, I know now, you mean the love little boys get to know, when they trust a priest, eh?

    Btw: Are you a priest? A muslim or an intergalactic time traveler? Do you trip on acid, meth or Sarah Palin?

    A hint for you: Breath outside on a cold day. You will see the air, but still no god, oh boo hoo... :(

  • @ahr8p Time traveler all the way baby! I pimp through time and space in my TARDIS (which is a Renault Twingo on the outside but a Renault Espace on the inside) picking up chicks and fighting Daleks.

    I'm also British so Sarah Palin can suck my balls and I bet she'd be good at it too.

    Oh and FYI Peadophilia isn't born of the Catholic Church, it's a mental illness, atheists can have mental illness as well.

  • @knightcaptaincullen

    Sure atheists can have a mental illness too. It's atheist misfortune, not to make billions month by month with their retardation.

    But thankfully the atheist illness doesn't need reams of damned expensive party-rooms in every hick-town, with belfry, music and screaming men in dresses, only for the celebrating of their mental defect by pretending to drink blood. And atheists also don't want to enslave mankind, so, they have no need for all the money and dental gold.

  • @ahr8p Sounds to me like someone wishes they had a party room of their own? Amirite?

    Let me give you a passage from Corinthians that has always helped me to understand The Lord.

    see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em

    eg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!

    -1 Corinthians 16:8

  • @knightcaptaincullen

    I have enough room to party, don't worry. This is Berlin calling. But unlike other specific people I pay my party myself and don't force concerned bystanders to meet the bill ;)

    Your quote: Sorry, I'm not a native speaker. Pls use normal language; don't speak in tongues...

  • @ahr8p Woah flash back! Last time Berlin was calling me it was to declare war.

    Listen I have a squadron of Spitfires on the tarmac and ready to go so don't mess with me!

    Couldn't understand that quote eh? Alright how's this;

    Shit in one hand and wish in the other

    see which hand fills up first

    -John 11:27

  • @knightcaptaincullen

    Mess with YOU? Listen my sweet cock-a-lorum: Your hateful channel tells what kind of person you are.

    Wait! You're kidding? You don't say ...? You don't say you don't know you're a freak? Look, you use a computer but negate science. You are sitting in an aeroplane and scream: "We don't fly! Shit! We don't fly! Humans are not able to fly!" Passengers are compassionate, sky-marshalls reach for straitjackets and just in that very moment you ask me not to mess with you? Sweet!

  • @ahr8p WHAT!? What language was that comment in? And what hateful channel? You mean the one with the background image of Kirkwall? You sir are ridiculous and I love it, tell me did you go crazy naturally or did you have to take large amounts of a particular narcotic to get that way?

  • @ChuckNorrisKratosLOL

    Nice sentiment. However, high population density diminishes most human value and unjustly elevates the value of the few. That is a rational look at human history. I suggest that instead of attaching yourself to love as the answer, you look to birth control and human population reduction.

  • Link to audio is in description :] Enjoy!

  • Fantastic video. Favourited it. Some truly brilliant quotes from truly brilliant minds.

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  • Quran - ch:67' Al-Mulk' And for those who disbelieve in their Lord there is the doom of hell, a hapless journey's end! (6) When they are flung therein they hear its roaring as it boileth up, (7) As it would burst with rage. Whenever a (fresh) host is flung therein the wardens thereof ask them: Came there unto you no warner? (8) They say: Yea, verily, a warner came unto us; but we denied and said: Allah hath naught revealed; ye are in naught but a great error. (9)

  • Allah is the name of God.I didn't say Allah is any human being.

  • @shereen229 liamliam123456 was making a joke. Proselytizing and preaching here will not produce the effect you wish. We do not accept anything as "holy" and unquestionable. We will not stop debating about a topic because some "ultimate authority" has said something. We will never stop searching for a more complete picture of reality. We will forever strive for truth.

  • Allah is the name of our creator ,who created all of us.Allah exist.

  • @shereen229 Actually, neither of my parents are named Allah

  • Song?

  • @James1050 Seconded. What song is this? It's beautiful.

  • You God-Haters crack me up.

    To hate you must believe and you anti-theists hate God with a demonic fury.

    You idiots are only fooling yourselves in the end.

    The religion of atheism is non=defensible from every angle.

  • @laserlover2000 Maybe that's true about some of us  but at least I can live my life without thinking a man in the clouds is going to reward or punish me. Living for society rather than a deity feels good man.

  • @laserlover2000 I cannot hate that which does not exist. Do you hate Zeus and Thor?

    Would you rather have a discussion or sling insults? Throwing insults at each other can have no effect but creating anger; but when discussing both parties can learn. Just because I do not believe in any deity does not mean that there is nothing that could make me believe in one. If we truly are the fools you see us to be, then tell us what we are blind to; tell us what we can do to see as you.

  • I have no idea why, but I laughed at the picture of a Guinness being behind the one about childhood indoctrination.

  • I congratulate you for saying THERE IS NO GOD.

    Half of my job is done.The only thing which I have to add is BUT ALLAH.

    We say THERE IS NO GOD BUT ALLAH.That means there is no deity worthy of worship except Allah.Allah says in the Quran {"Ch112:Al-Ikhlas"

    "In the name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful"

    "Say: He is Allah, the One! (1) Allah, the eternally Besought of all! (2) He begetteth not nor was begotten. (3) And there is none comparable unto Him. (4) "}

  • @shereen229

    Rather, let us say that allah is a figment of the imagination.

  • @joethemoproductions Allah exist.Allah is not an imagination.Allah is the name of our creator,who created you and all of us. 

  • @shereen229

    Your god idea, like the christian god idea, by definition can't be disproved. That is called a logically unverifiable (l.u.) idea. It is much like claiming that undetectable purple aliens control human governments. They're quarrelsome, and bring human governments to war. To appease them, send me money and I'll do the appropriate rituals. I know this because they favor me and whispered it to my mind.

    You can't disprove this, that is why l.u. ideas get tossed.

  • @joethemoproductions If God does not exist then who created this Universe?Who created you and me?Why the sun rises in the East and sets in the west?why all humans are different from each other?Where were you before you born?Who sent you in this world?And for what?Where will you go after death?Ask yourself.If you know the answer do share with us.

  • @shereen229

    You assume a position that is not proven. Nothing was created. After the big bang, gravity was responsible for the shape the universe took. See Stephen Hawking.

    Humans evolved through natural selection as did all life on our planet. There is nothing after death.

    I did not exist before I was conceived.

    The sun does not rise in the east and set in the west. The planet revolves around the sun.

    Religion makes people very stupid. Thanks for re-confirming that for me.

  • @ChuckNorrisKratosLOL This is fine as a practice. However, I recognize that theism is causing a lot of pain in the world and so I act against it. You may chose not to.

  • @ChuckNorrisKratosLOL satsang - good word, thanks for pointing it out.

  • @ChuckNorrisKratosLOL That's right - but if people who have believed in a god come across those who have not, it can get them to realize that the whole idea is bogus. So it's worth talking with them. Your concepts seem very zen like - I suggest reading some Alan Watts, you would like him as an easy intro. The main thing about Zen (if one can speak about it at all) is that it dispenses with words such as 'god' as they are highly misleading.

  • @ChuckNorrisKratosLOL I agree with you about not believing. In the case of evolution, I don't "believe" - I know the evidence, it's overwhelming and so I accept the concept. If a better theory is developed, I might accept that (but the chances of that happening are near zero). I think we should dump the word god and retain spiritual truth. There is a lot of that in Zen master stories.

  • Song?

  • @ChuckNorrisKratosLOL That's fine. But sometimes labels are useful, and sometimes they are misleading,

    especially when they carry different definitions for different people.

  • @ChuckNorrisKratosLOL I don't have such loops in my head. I hesitantly allow the word atheist to be associated with me since I have no beliefs in gods. I'm also a nonstampcollector and many other non things. But I am (positively) several things including freethinker.

  • @ChuckNorrisKratosLOL Yes, I agree with that. Have you seen the wonderful videos of nonstampcollector? If there were no theists, then atheists would not exist. Along a slightly different line, I usually act the part of an 'antitheist' since I work to remove religion (by educating people).

  • @ChuckNorrisKratosLOL No that is wrong. Many atheists conclude later that "religion is bad" but there are those who don't think that. You are confusing the result with the premise. Once a person is freed from the grip of non-thinking (which is what 'faith' is) they realize that they have been a slave because of religion and most do then conclude that religions are bad. Check out watch?v=VAro-d4y2Mw As for love - sure, that's a reasonable thing. Freeing theists from their slavery is loving.

  • @ChuckNorrisKratosLOL No, the definition of atheism is that someone does not believe in a god. That's it. There is no philosophy attached. As a scientist, I have my reasons - I have asked hundreds of theists for any evidence at all for their god(s). None has given any I could publish in a scientific journal. I am aware of basic science and so know that no gods lurk anywhere as far as we know. So I don't believe the stories. A child doesn't believe because they have not been indoctrinated.

  • @ChuckNorrisKratosLOL Atheism is just no belief in mythological gods. How would that be used to control a population? I think you are trying to be too 'balanced'. It's obvious that religions control lots of people, on the other hand.

  • What's the lovely piano piece?

  • May I have my little quote considered? :)

  • What song is this?

  • The Ingersoll quote ("Call me infidel, call me atheist, call me what you will...") really shows why there is so much negativity regarding the word "atheist."

  • atheists have no soul

    and can not answer the age old question

    what was first hen or egg

    atheists are just in physical form

  • @szlagjasny Atheism does not answer that question, right -since it's just not believing in myths. however, if one chooses to say that a particular DNA pattern is a hen, then the egg must have been first. (It's a silly point though because most changes are incremental and so the line is arbitrary.)

  • @farvision

    so you say the egg was first ??? yes or no

    and don't give me a politician's answer

  • @szlagjasny Yes the egg was first.  That's a molecular biologist's answer.

  • @farvision

    you already know my next question

    who laid the egg

    or who created the egg

    or the hen that laid it

    eggs did not magically just appeared from some dust ???

  • @szlagjasny Who laid the egg? The pre-hen. Who created the egg? The pre-hen with a pre-cock. The pre-hen

    had (let us say) an adenine at some position in it's DNA. Changing that to a thymine made it a 'hen'. This is a matter of a rather silly definition - normal language does not handle it well.

  • @farvision where did the pre hen , and pre cock come from ??????? and who created the dna was it that something banged something and who made it banged what is the purpose I am hungry - can I kill a human and eat it ? seems logical that I could do it it is just bunch of muscles and bones , and love , and fear , feelings - are not phisical can you measure it , put it in a glass jar ??
  • @szlagjasny Read The Origin of Species and also Your Inner FIsh to learn basic knowledge that you are apparently currently ignorant of. Nobody created the DNA, that's only possible now using Marvin Carother's method. You are misguided - morality is not coming from a god, it's probably in our genes and also taught. If you have to believe in a god to prevent you from murder, they please get yourself locked up, you are dangerous.

  • @farvision

    what murder , just simply survival of the species according to atheists , there are no morals

    and my behavior can be explained

    scientifically , , or maybe I jump on female and copulate , so I can reproduce

    after all no other males can or will challenge me

    like in animal kingdom - which you claim I am a part of

    being an atheists I can not do anything wrong

    I can just say my survival instincts dictate my actions

  • @szlagjasny How about asking what atheists are thinking instead of your preconceived ideas that some theist gave to you? Those theists lied to you.

  • @szlagjasny

    Christians or muslims have no business discussing morality. If history teaches us anything, christian religion excuses and encourages cruelty, torture, and murder.

    If the christian religion inculcated morality, then why did so many German protestant christians and protestant clergy support Hitler.

    If Christians had a moral center, then why did they kill Jews, gays, and non christians.

  • @joethemoproductions

    I am a christian , and I never heard about any christian supporting hitler I am not advocating or promoting killing anybody

    you on the other hand , are not moral , atheists have no morals

    they just do what they feel like , and for them there is always a justification for it

    for they do not sin , and the rights , and all that bs

  • @szlagjasny I hope your post is a joke and that you do not actually feel this way about the one billion people on this planet who hold these beliefs.

    Humans are different. Take any facet of society, and we have found ways to divide ourselves and establish individuality. You can no more say "atheists have no morals" than I can say "christians want to kill abortion doctors". Please do not place us in the categories in which you yourself so protest being placed in.

  • @szlagjasny god magically appeared and then magically made the egg or hen out of nothing.

  • @endthedisease

    wow , finally who is opened minded and is willing to even allow the possibility

    that ....................... made the hen or egg

    thank you ,

    still even scientists know that they are human and that they do not know the true answer to all questions

  • @szlagjasny I hope you see the sarcasm in my statement. I was making fun of the question.

  • @farvision

    who laid the egg

  • @szlagjasny the pre-hen laid the hen egg by the reasoning I already told you, if you define a 'hen' as one base pair different from the 'pre-hen'. But if you understand evolution, then you see it's a silly question.

  • @farvision

    pre -hen ??

  • @farvision

    pre -hen ??

    where did the pre-hen come from .

    did it hatch from an egg ???

  • @szlagjasny I will consider you to be a troll until you report to me that you have read the Origin of Species.

  • @farvision

    who laid the egg  mr

  • @farvision

    The first life to evolve was single cell: no eggs involved.

    Before discussing evolution, it might be a good idea to know the subject, the evidence, and the chronology.

  • @joethemoproductions The first life to evolve was probably a self replicating RNA. See the work of Szostak. I'm a molecular biologist. Perhaps you meant to direct your remarks to szlagjasny?

  • @farvision

    sorry about that. i know rna came first, but didn't know that rna was considered life.

  • @joethemoproductions No problem. The idea people are playing with is called the RNA world and the evidence points that our ancestors were RNA strands. (A rather odd thought.) They would have replicated and so would have been alive, though most people don't worry anymore about what "alive" means.

  • can I as what song that was?

  • Just a awesome video!

  • I lol'd at the penis part

  • Spelling error at 0:38.... "incolated" should be "inoculated" =X

  • @YourBrainOnReligion

    I apologise for this inconvenience, but the term inoculated serves no contextual meaning in Ernestine's quote. The act of inculcating is consistent with respect to religion's behavior on the mind when credulous proselytizers are on the loose. The only misspelling, be it noticed by a grammar Nazi or not, is the verb remain.

  • @Viraldi Oops. You are right.  I should have googled first. I had never heard that word before. I was thinking inoculated as in "injected with 'protection'", which seemed to appropriately make great sense in my mind. Thanks for kicking me in my ass and expanding my vocabulary :)

  • Man wanted to control others, like his father controlled him. So man created god and proclaimed him father of all things. It was, and forever will be, about control.

  • exellent job 

  • Wow - some great ones there. I love Robert Ingersoll's works, and Bertrand Russell's.  The last saying would make an absolutely wonderful t-shirt. I must remember it!

  • @AuntieDiluvian We are actually looking into making it right now :]

  • @WeThinkAtheist I'll keep a look out for it :)

  • i like that "atheism is a religion like off is a TV channel".

  • @greycloud24 Atheism is a religion as much as bald is a hair color.

  • @Noyes654 i don't think that one works as well. when you go to get ID you can often list "bald" as a hair color and some idiots actually think it is a hair color.... having "off is a TV channel" i think really gets the message across more clearly. but you are right in that many forms atheism is listed under options for religion.

  • So if religions were like a box of chocolates, atheism would be reading the calorie intake and ingredients information on the bottom of the box and then heading off to the gym?

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