Disclaimer: I (Adam Corolla) am only an enternainer. Everything I say is only my opinion. If what I say matches reality it is only by pure random chance. I disregard all honest inquiry and investigation, including science, statistical analysis, and expert opinion. This is because I purport myself to be a genius, and an expert on everything I turn my attention to. I have never attended college and learned any critical thinking skills, or ever learned how to honestly investigate any issue.
Should we be held to a higher standard than a bunch of half-retarded third world zombies? Yes, we should.
Should we keep a little perspective and, at the least, if you vilify American 'torture', vilify the dozens of countries whos torture practices make ours look like a shiatsu massage
Us: Waterboarding (a practice routinely used in SEAL training), minor shocks from frayed lamp cord, human pyramids, placing Koran in toilet, wiping lipstick on detainee's faces to simulate menstral blood, forced retical of a mock version of the call to prayer.
Them: Systematic bloodletting until death, forcing parents to watch their childen eaten alive by constrictors (yes, I've seen the snake room in SE Baghdad), countless beheadings (slowly w a serated knife, I might add)...
@DaytonaRoadster: ur certainly entiteld to opinion, but I have to say that when I was in Iraq, if I had been captured and was told that the worst I'd encounter was waterboarding, I'd have done fcking cartwheels
@Linus5439 Quote me the line please, in the United States Constitution, whereby unaffiliated, unsovereigned human refuse were granted ANY rights under the said United States Constitution?
@Atheisophy OF COURSE one approaches it "from a position of assuming the subject has information when in reality you cannot know that someone has information without knowing what that information is".
That's why we're torturing them!!! I've not seen any newsreels of 90-ish women or even men with lye-soaked rags in their mouths.
...love to see any 14-34 Arab males in that position tho...hehe...
@Atheisophy NONE of the concepts you mentioned have been proven to be empirically proven. Torture has proven otherwise. 100% so? No, but enough to justify my tax dollars.
Adam has gone WAAAAY too far to the Right Wing - ask ANYONE who is truly educated on the history of torture, and they will all tell you the exact same thing, not only doesn't it work, but it's counter-productive and is a total waste of resources.
Adam should talk to the Israeli's - I think they might know just a tiny bit more than he does.
On a side note, even if torture did work (which it doesn't) we STILL shouldn't do it, it's a freaking war crime - what happens when OUR troops get tortured?
I love Adam, but he is wrong about torture. If you torture anyone long enough they will admit to anything because they cannot cope with the pain. People think it works becasue their is an admission, but there is no credibility. Thats why the police dont torture suspects. Come on Adam!
Adam sounds so convincing on many of his views, but during the 2008 presidential election he praised John McCain, yet claimed that he would not tell his listeners who he was going to vote for. Adam Carolla is a closet Republican who panders to a liberal American society to get attention.
@HGeneAnthony Well, the question was "Is there anything that doesn't work that has been around for 5000 years?" Whether or not religion or psychics work is a matter of what you are talking about. If you're looking at how much money they rake in and how much influence they have over people they are all pretty successful.
@Makingnewnamesisdumb in the real world psychics, fortune tellers, etc. have been scientifically invalidated repeatedly, however people continue to follow them because people want to be fouled. Torture is the same. Studies have shown that torture leads to false confessions and that other methods are more successful in getting information but people who support torture want to continue torture because they don't look weak on terror and they like the basic good guy/bad guy dynamic.
Just depends on what information you want to get. Does torture get you accurate information? Not really. Does it get you what you want to hear? Absolutely.
adam carolla is an Italian a racist freak, a descendant of Mussolini, a murderous leader of Italy, a Nazi sympathizer. Adam is a son of a Mafia warlord, a murderer, married to his own sister, and Adam was the product of an incestuous relationship within his own family, with many birth defects, a mongoloid inbred freak! He's gay, I have seen this guy in public with his boyfriend.
I think they torture them for shit and giggles because they believe that they're evil terrorist fucks whether or not they actually are. Also, Harland makes a point. Adam is wrong on this. Torture does not work.
@LingamSpit yeah that sounds exactly like someone who doesn't believe what he is saying. You obviously don't listen to enough carolla because that comment is the definition of ignorant. If there wasnt truth to what he says (AND BELIEVES) then he wouldnt be as popular as he is. Some people are addicted to conflict and if you want pick a fight with someone, do it to someone else because I don't give a shit about your opinion.
@madtraffic9636 Tell you what brilliant boy, why don't you put a window in your stomach okay? Because your head is so far up your ass, you're going to need to open that window to give your head some fresh air. Carolla is NOTHING but a ranting entertainer. He knows his demographic, and you're one of them. When you're done eating his shit, and flossing your teeth with his pubic hair, make certain you burp him a thank you.
@madtraffic9636 I don't question COMICS at all you stupid jackass. I laugh at them. That's the service they all try to provide...laughter. You mean you're too fucking stupid to understand that fact? His job is to make people laugh, now go pump off a donkey you stupid braying bitch.
@LingamSpit Yes he is a comic but he is a PERSON first. All good comedy has truth behind it. Your insults certainly beats "celery dick" so thank you for that. This conversation is as pointless as a youtube argument so I am going to stop talking now, ok? YOU WON! FEEL BETTER? What's confusing to me is why you are arguing with me, I would think if you were a carolla fan (and watching this video) you would agree. But I guess that is the age old youtube paradigm.
@madtraffic9636 Why do you feel compelled to take a comic so personally? Do you owe him money? Is he a personal friend of yours? Let me clue you in on something butt fuck, EVERY FUCKING TIME he's in front of a camera or microphone....he's ENTERTAINING. That's his ONLY purpose for being in front of a camera or microphone. You want to suck his dick, then suck his dick. If he's your hero, then toss his salad until you can reach that anal itch he has deep in his ass. He's a modern day CLOWN
christ i feel just as pissed as him right now, hes got me all worked up. I hope the actual smart people understand what i am trying to saying and more importantly, what adam is trying to say. ok im gonna go suck adams dick now (ill say it before you do)
or have any real opinions. Just keep dissecting though because that makes you look sooo fucking smart. But just like will hunting, adam actually understands stuff while the point just totally goes over your heads. GO FUCK YOURSELF you "over-educated" cunts. Atleast adam has fucking courage.
"oh he's lost his touch" or "hes not funny anymore". Some of this is suppose to be funny but most of it is adam speaking truthfully. Just because he is a comic doesnt mean he has to be funny all the time and personally, i don't want him to be. This guy is a fucking genius but so many people fail to recognize it. Remember the movie good will hunting? Most of you people are that pompous guy from the bar who only regurgitates shit and doesnt actually understand how things work...
I AM SO SICK OF ALL YOU FUCKING PEOPLE! Adam is speaking the fucking truth and from the heart. He is so fucking brilliant and all of you "academic" types just love to dissect every fucking sentence and pick it apart word-for-word. Maybe what he says about the spanish inquisition is was wrong but that was a tiny fucking piece of what he is actually saying. Christ, you are the exact fucking people he is complaining about.
lawl, yeah drowning cant be harmful at all. And what he says isnt 100% true, if you knew anything you would easily know when hes just spewing ignorant populism and when hes on point (which he can be at times),Yeah false confessions did wonders in Spain, at least the church got what they wanted, moron.
last Sept. 5/10 floyd's video, he referred to Pacquiao, a native of the Philippines, as “a yellow chump,” and said “Once I stomp the midget, I’ll make that [expletive] make me a sushi roll and cook me some rice.” added, “I’m going to cook that [expletive] with cats and dogs. Have some rice with a little barbecue dog.” He also referred to Pacquiao by using a derogatory slang term for a homosexual. chickenfloyd now loses his rational mind, because of his envy, anger and hatred of Manny.
@JDBlessin We Filipinos are friendly individuals but if attacked for no reason at all, like "asshole carolla" did, then rest assured, we are going to retaliate! Though I appreciate your messages in not using street foul languages and insults, but I feel insulted of your statement. Be that as it may, I was obligated to answer your message, for me not to appear discourteous to you. Have a nice day.
@JDBlessin - Not only "asshole carolla" but also, and recently, neggeyfloyd gayweather who had attacked the entire Filipinos of his racist rant, for no reason at all! I neggeyfloyd is envious of Manny, then there is no reason for him to take a leave in boxing for a year! Neggeyfloyd should fight Manny!
adam carolla is an idiot. from 4:35 to 4:51 he practically admitted that he has no credibility (or intelligence). rule number one about making an argument, YOU DON'T FUCKING START ONE IF YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SHIT ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. goddamn, someone please yank this dumbass off the radio and put him in a mcdonalds where he should be making fries, although I doubt he's smart enough to even do that
Socialists live in their own fantasy world where the laws of reality do not apply. They just ignore the horrific political realizations of Mao and Stalin.
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING RETARDS? 100,000,000 MILLION DEAD BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM AND YOU FUCKING SOCIALIST MONKEYS ARE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT BUSINESSES MAKING A PROFIT?! AT LEAST THEY MAKE A FUCKING PRODUCT THAT PEOPLE WANT YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!
Socialists need to be gassed. Seriously. The whole bunch of you are fucking pathetic.
@Hapafull Your confusing communism and socialism genius. Look up Sweden or any other Western European socialist country and tell me how the average person lives there versus the U.S.
@canucksfan94 The systematic brainwashing of people, recruiting more people than they allow to leave, along with preying on the fears of people does, always has, and probably always will work. The same organizations that keep prayer alive is still around, therefore praying is still around.
poolboyinla- You said "I encourage free thought", is this so? Here is my free thought, you dirty scumbag - you are a Philippine born mongoloid inbred freak, who was a college drop out, who knew nothing except to masturbate in a room, a product of an incestuous relationship within your own family, unwanted by your mother, a lunatic, delusional, abnormal, anti-social, derange, insane, unusual behavior, brainless, uneducated, mongoloid inbred freak!!!!
@Swonkneo are you talking to me? who the hell are you? some kind of asshole?!!!! If you like to discuss something or to debate with me, say it, don't insult me! You are intruding to my inbox, if you are lonely, go to your room and fuck yourself! I will make you understand, Adam Carolla falsely accused us, insulted all the Filipinos, I have no way of teaching this mongoloid freak Adam, so I retaliated this way! Now, little princess, wanna have some fan? are you lonely?
@Swonkneo there are a lot of asshole, like you, who attack, engaged, but after two messages, they quit, surrender, hide and nowhere to be found! This is not your war, and you should not meddle! But if you are lonely, and you want to engage, I am open! Believe me, you are engaging a wrong enemy, your true enemy are muslim extremist, and you cannot even win a war against them. You stupid mongoloid inbred freak!
@Swonkneo - okey, for now I'll accept your statement. So why did you send me a message? If you don't want to engage me, then what else do you want? If you did have an observation what is that? You can notice that some viewers, for unknown reasons, attacked me then when engaged they just quit, surrender, hide, and nowhere to be found. One example is "poolboyinla".
@Swonkneo - On the other hand, why am I attacking Adam Carolla? this stupid freak, whose program on tv was down on ratings, to raise his ratings he attacked all Filipinos, despite his unfounded assertions! unsubstantiated allegations, false, and malicious. I am a true Filipino, I don't take his statements lightly, so I am returning a favor to him. He is a freak, a mongoloid inbred freak!
@steroidcupcake - Thank you for calling me an idiot. Is this all you can say? Of course, you can only say a few words, simply because you are as illiterate as adam carolla! You are in fact born in "hate" which is manifested here, attacking me for no reason at all. Stupid asshole!
@steroidcupcake - if you are american, please study further english ! you can't attack people of your hilarious english! It is too embarrassing being an american but can't write proper correct sentences! Good for us Filipinos, we can still write english though it is not our first languages!
You said: "your an idiot", correction: "you're an idiot"! okey kid?
poolboyinla -You said "I encourage free thought", is this so? Here is my free thought, you dirty scumbag - you are a Philippine born mongoloid inbred freak, who was a college drop out, who knew nothing except to masturbate in a room, a product of an incestuous relationship within your own family, unwanted by your mother, a lunatic, delusional, abnormal, anti-social, derange, insane, unusual behavior, brainless, uneducated, mongoloid inbred freak!!!!
@TheIllestVillain Minus the part where it works for many of it's intended purposes. Controlling people, making people feel like they'll never die, giving people guidelines on how to live, ect.
Wow, never thought I'd disagree with Adam. It's been proven that you "catch more bees with honey" as they say, as opposed to torture. And the Patriot Act is unconstitutional, so ya.
@ramenhood Holy shit! Do you think that if we kiss the ass of the detainee, they will voluntarily offer up information? You are fucking stupid if you believe that. Waterboarding has been proved effective. No one has died from waterboarding. Adam Corolla is absolutely correct on this. I agree with you about the patriot act. I fear what future administrations will use it for. We should leave coercive interrogation to the CIA. They're best at covering their tracks.
@karlschultz87 yeah, religion's got it all wrong but it sure as fuck works. all they do is lie and take your money but people would die for their religion. so, religion sucks but it gets the suckers to give them all their money and time.
wow adam is a fucking moron... whats wrong with the patriat act?? are u serious adam? so by adams logic if u dont have anything to worry about whats the big deal right? so i guess the government shoulkd just go around and stop due process because if u havent done anything wrong u dont have anything to worry about right? what about warrants? we dont need those right?i meanif u dont have drugs in ur house u dont have anything to worry abolut right? so why cant the cops just raid ur shit whenever?
it is not whether or not torture works adam you moron, it is about being above that. evolving. america should be the worlds role model right? set the precedent. if we torture human beings who are we to point the finger at other countries. adam is jackass.
weirdo harland is the only one with a point with the cage and the rat analogy btw
everyone adam works with seems to never shut the fuck up and have nothing insightful to say what so ever and just make themselves sound like fucking retards.
adam's got it right. and to take a page out of his book, stop being a bunch of incompetent vegan pussies who think that peace and love is the way to go. stop being fucking retarded.
paragshah2112, it's s-e-r-f, and i agree with you and josh. not too difficult to figure out what's really going on when ONE PERCENT of the people control over 95 PERCENT of the wealth
Wow, I wish Adam would get this worked up about the US government. It's a pretty evil and corrupt system that does little more than use the citizens as slaves while telling them how free they are.
We're free to follow the rules here, and that's all.
amen josh. in fact the only true communism seen in the western hemisphere was what the natives had. ironically, the "communism" as adam speaks of it, is actually a perfect form of capitalism. it is what the oligarchs are trying desperately to finalize over here. the form of capitalism we have being marketed to us as "all things good, mom, and apple pie", is in reality a form of feudalism, in which citizens are nothing more than surfs. power is split that way, the money is all thats left.
haha fuck dude i know, i thought the EXACT same thing while this was giong on. Also, when Adam was yelling at Anderson and DAG wouldn't shut the fuck up.
I like Adam. But he's wrong about torture. The efficacy of torture is not what jeopardizes its use by our government. It's wrong. It's illegal. That's why. It's not because we're a bunch of pussies.
Christianity has been around for almost two thousand years, it works.
However, it is a horrible and stupid religion. We'd be better off without it. Just like torture.
@tireiron dunno why this has got -3, he's right. religion is perfectly good example of stuff thats been around for thousands of years thats completely wrong
Actually if you give them wrong information you only avoid torture until they confirm your telling the truth. Wrong Information will simply bring the hammer down harder. The only way out is truth. Torture works. Whether its difficult of a subject or not. It works and who knows how many lives have been saved due to torture.
I knew Adam Carolla was funny, but was rather unaware that he had a decent head on his shoulders. Figured he was just another pacifist liberal, Hollywood communist.
They should have had Jesse Ventura or somebody who actually knows and has experience about it on the show. Would have punched adams face in. He's right on many things but this one sucked.
On The Adam Carolla show he said he was undecided between McCain & Obama, but being an elitist torture advocate made Adam just look like a LIAR because Republicans are greedy war mongers just like Adam Carolla!
Adam is intelligent but so uneducated. It is painful to listen to him go on these insane rants. I am just glad he finally was correct by Penn Gillete on the subject of jurors and the jury system. He finally shut up about that.
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agreed, his arguments are always scatological and bigoted. and miller's repub. mutation boggles my mind. sad but stewart lee and steven wright are much better comedians either way, cheers
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Disclaimer: I (Adam Corolla) am only an enternainer. Everything I say is only my opinion. If what I say matches reality it is only by pure random chance. I disregard all honest inquiry and investigation, including science, statistical analysis, and expert opinion. This is because I purport myself to be a genius, and an expert on everything I turn my attention to. I have never attended college and learned any critical thinking skills, or ever learned how to honestly investigate any issue.
1979descartes 4 days ago
Should we be held to a higher standard than a bunch of half-retarded third world zombies? Yes, we should.
Should we keep a little perspective and, at the least, if you vilify American 'torture', vilify the dozens of countries whos torture practices make ours look like a shiatsu massage
mbrandonb1 6 days ago
Us: Waterboarding (a practice routinely used in SEAL training), minor shocks from frayed lamp cord, human pyramids, placing Koran in toilet, wiping lipstick on detainee's faces to simulate menstral blood, forced retical of a mock version of the call to prayer.
Them: Systematic bloodletting until death, forcing parents to watch their childen eaten alive by constrictors (yes, I've seen the snake room in SE Baghdad), countless beheadings (slowly w a serated knife, I might add)...
mbrandonb1 6 days ago
I'm sure Adam will completely support waterboarding when it gets used against US Troops right? Hypocritical faggot fuck
DaytonaRoadster 1 month ago
@DaytonaRoadster: ur certainly entiteld to opinion, but I have to say that when I was in Iraq, if I had been captured and was told that the worst I'd encounter was waterboarding, I'd have done fcking cartwheels
mbrandonb1 6 days ago
harland, stop talking!!!
bing12345678901 1 month ago
Wow, Adam is stuck at one level and cant get past it. Jessie Ventura gets it. Adam is behind the curve on this one.
dominono12 2 months ago
There were british defectors to the USSR. Also look up Joe Dresnok.
East Germany didnt let westerners in for fear of them spreading western propaganda
tommy8ball2007 2 months ago
adam carolla=W
tomas6262 2 months ago
EVERYBODY IN THE BOOTH EXCEPT ADAM SHUT THE FUCK UP
Beedizzle96 2 months ago 2
I think the world did do the math. But the soviets had atomic bombs too. You can't just "stop" the guy that has more atom bombs and tanks than you.
thomasford 3 months ago
Wheewww, look at yer veins!!! LMAO
chewface 4 months ago
=D Adam you win at life
Darkestsith911 4 months ago
this is adams best rant. hilarious
hershysquirts187 4 months ago
um religion adam?
the8888 5 months ago
There's plenty of reason to defend the criminal justice system spelled out by our founding fathers - even if you don't care about arabs.
It serves to bring truth through disclosure over what they are accused of - even if verdicts sometimes disappoint.
Peaceful protesters (and US citizens) are already labeled as "low level terrorists" by the DOD and DOJ.
Some of the torture has included being sodomized with batons and fluorescent light bulbs BTW - but keep focusing on water boarding....
sudokcd 5 months ago
Sure torture works, but the problem is how do we sort the reliable from the unreliable information.
burntsushix 5 months ago
Adam is an idiot here. Sorry.
melowar78 6 months ago
This is hysterical! I wish Adam would flip out like this more often! Then again, it can't be that healthy!
PapaWilk 6 months ago
You fucks haven't you heard of Truth Serum this is exactly how the info was extracted.
Torture is against our constitution if we can't legally do it to each other we shouldn't do it to terrorists. It shows humanity.
"Any peoples willing to surrender their freedom for a little security never deserved freedom in the first place" Benjamin Franklin
Linus5439dl 6 months ago
@Linus5439 Quote me the line please, in the United States Constitution, whereby unaffiliated, unsovereigned human refuse were granted ANY rights under the said United States Constitution?
Bathing in your tears :)
trezuraat 6 months ago
@trezuraat We did execute Japanese soldiers in WWII for doing it to our boys. So at the very least we're massive hypocrites.
JDBlessin 3 months ago
Harland Williams need to be tortured for being annoying creep.
220volt74 6 months ago
@220volt74
He acts drunk or some shit to try to be funny.
Tyme2Die 6 months ago
6:25 lol
sxdxdbzV1 7 months ago
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@Atheisophy OF COURSE one approaches it "from a position of assuming the subject has information when in reality you cannot know that someone has information without knowing what that information is".
That's why we're torturing them!!! I've not seen any newsreels of 90-ish women or even men with lye-soaked rags in their mouths.
...love to see any 14-34 Arab males in that position tho...hehe...
PROVE ME FUCKING WRONG!
trezuraat 7 months ago
@Atheisophy NONE of the concepts you mentioned have been proven to be empirically proven. Torture has proven otherwise. 100% so? No, but enough to justify my tax dollars.
Moron.
trezuraat 7 months ago
Apart from the cussing and the elevated volume, Adam is right.
mjn76 8 months ago
Adam has gone WAAAAY too far to the Right Wing - ask ANYONE who is truly educated on the history of torture, and they will all tell you the exact same thing, not only doesn't it work, but it's counter-productive and is a total waste of resources.
Adam should talk to the Israeli's - I think they might know just a tiny bit more than he does.
On a side note, even if torture did work (which it doesn't) we STILL shouldn't do it, it's a freaking war crime - what happens when OUR troops get tortured?
Jizzmonster 8 months ago
@Jizzmonster Who/what are/is your unnamed sensei on who is "truly educated on the history of torture"?
"Jizzmonster"?
OF COURSE IT WORKS. STFU.
trezuraat 8 months ago
Arnold DID drop him!!! He promised the poor guy that he'd get killed last, but he lied!
Justen1980 8 months ago
Religion has been around for 5000 years. And that doesn't work.
CanOpenerCreations 9 months ago
@CanOpenerCreations It works very well at controlled the masses.
phirephate 9 months ago
I love Adam, but he is wrong about torture. If you torture anyone long enough they will admit to anything because they cannot cope with the pain. People think it works becasue their is an admission, but there is no credibility. Thats why the police dont torture suspects. Come on Adam!
conbonz666 9 months ago
@conbonz666 The fish shitting out Osama's dead body have something to say to you.
zellmer 9 months ago
holy shit this is the biggest rant ive ever heard from this..
sounds like hes going to cry..
whoahesgood 10 months ago
Do the math Adam, do the math. Cheers
MrGongonzo 10 months ago
If I ever have a radio show and Harland Williams is on my show, I will have to insist on having control of his mic.
D0ublezer0x 10 months ago
Adam sounds so convincing on many of his views, but during the 2008 presidential election he praised John McCain, yet claimed that he would not tell his listeners who he was going to vote for. Adam Carolla is a closet Republican who panders to a liberal American society to get attention.
darlinkula1 10 months ago
psychics? religion? channeling the dead? I can name a ton of dumb shit that stands the test of time!
HGeneAnthony 10 months ago
@HGeneAnthony Well, the question was "Is there anything that doesn't work that has been around for 5000 years?" Whether or not religion or psychics work is a matter of what you are talking about. If you're looking at how much money they rake in and how much influence they have over people they are all pretty successful.
Makingnewnamesisdumb 10 months ago
@Makingnewnamesisdumb in the real world psychics, fortune tellers, etc. have been scientifically invalidated repeatedly, however people continue to follow them because people want to be fouled. Torture is the same. Studies have shown that torture leads to false confessions and that other methods are more successful in getting information but people who support torture want to continue torture because they don't look weak on terror and they like the basic good guy/bad guy dynamic.
HGeneAnthony 10 months ago
PC got to Adam. It gets to all of us at some point.
Razlo5000 11 months ago
Flawless logic
SuperbowlVikes28 11 months ago
Religion has been around for 5 thousand years...
StephenRahrig 1 year ago
Harland Williams sounds pretty annoying
GENERICCEREAL67 1 year ago
Torture works 100%.
Just depends on what information you want to get. Does torture get you accurate information? Not really. Does it get you what you want to hear? Absolutely.
Beannaich 1 year ago
adam carolla is an Italian a racist freak, a descendant of Mussolini, a murderous leader of Italy, a Nazi sympathizer. Adam is a son of a Mafia warlord, a murderer, married to his own sister, and Adam was the product of an incestuous relationship within his own family, with many birth defects, a mongoloid inbred freak! He's gay, I have seen this guy in public with his boyfriend.
432cestus80 1 year ago
HAHA get em! Carolla is the man!
We should waterboard anyone who isn't Adam Carolla!
IBeatUpThugs 1 year ago
every single thing Harland said was hilarious.
stevokwhl 1 year ago
RIP Harland...
joshuapunks 1 year ago
YAH!
akendall97 1 year ago
Prayer doesn't work and it's been around forever. Just saying.
Jilliegoat33 1 year ago
Have the Black Ops put a bullet in Harland Williams
arleatham 1 year ago
Yah Yah Yah Yahhh!! stfuuu godam
adrianhe 1 year ago
SHUT THE FUCK UP HARLAND WILLIAMS.
JJGMTS 1 year ago
I think they torture them for shit and giggles because they believe that they're evil terrorist fucks whether or not they actually are. Also, Harland makes a point. Adam is wrong on this. Torture does not work.
MalachorWraith 1 year ago
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MalachorWraith 1 year ago
Hey madtwat, you do know he is ranting for entertainment right? Half the shit he says he doesn't believe, it's for effect you stupid celery dick.
LingamSpit 1 year ago
@LingamSpit yeah that sounds exactly like someone who doesn't believe what he is saying. You obviously don't listen to enough carolla because that comment is the definition of ignorant. If there wasnt truth to what he says (AND BELIEVES) then he wouldnt be as popular as he is. Some people are addicted to conflict and if you want pick a fight with someone, do it to someone else because I don't give a shit about your opinion.
madtraffic9636 1 year ago
@madtraffic9636 Tell you what brilliant boy, why don't you put a window in your stomach okay? Because your head is so far up your ass, you're going to need to open that window to give your head some fresh air. Carolla is NOTHING but a ranting entertainer. He knows his demographic, and you're one of them. When you're done eating his shit, and flossing your teeth with his pubic hair, make certain you burp him a thank you.
LingamSpit 1 year ago
@LingamSpit Question what adam says but do not question his sincerity....
madtraffic9636 1 year ago
@madtraffic9636 I don't question COMICS at all you stupid jackass. I laugh at them. That's the service they all try to provide...laughter. You mean you're too fucking stupid to understand that fact? His job is to make people laugh, now go pump off a donkey you stupid braying bitch.
LingamSpit 1 year ago
@LingamSpit Yes he is a comic but he is a PERSON first. All good comedy has truth behind it. Your insults certainly beats "celery dick" so thank you for that. This conversation is as pointless as a youtube argument so I am going to stop talking now, ok? YOU WON! FEEL BETTER? What's confusing to me is why you are arguing with me, I would think if you were a carolla fan (and watching this video) you would agree. But I guess that is the age old youtube paradigm.
madtraffic9636 1 year ago
@madtraffic9636 Why do you feel compelled to take a comic so personally? Do you owe him money? Is he a personal friend of yours? Let me clue you in on something butt fuck, EVERY FUCKING TIME he's in front of a camera or microphone....he's ENTERTAINING. That's his ONLY purpose for being in front of a camera or microphone. You want to suck his dick, then suck his dick. If he's your hero, then toss his salad until you can reach that anal itch he has deep in his ass. He's a modern day CLOWN
LingamSpit 1 year ago
christ i feel just as pissed as him right now, hes got me all worked up. I hope the actual smart people understand what i am trying to saying and more importantly, what adam is trying to say. ok im gonna go suck adams dick now (ill say it before you do)
madtraffic9636 1 year ago
or have any real opinions. Just keep dissecting though because that makes you look sooo fucking smart. But just like will hunting, adam actually understands stuff while the point just totally goes over your heads. GO FUCK YOURSELF you "over-educated" cunts. Atleast adam has fucking courage.
madtraffic9636 1 year ago
"oh he's lost his touch" or "hes not funny anymore". Some of this is suppose to be funny but most of it is adam speaking truthfully. Just because he is a comic doesnt mean he has to be funny all the time and personally, i don't want him to be. This guy is a fucking genius but so many people fail to recognize it. Remember the movie good will hunting? Most of you people are that pompous guy from the bar who only regurgitates shit and doesnt actually understand how things work...
madtraffic9636 1 year ago
I AM SO SICK OF ALL YOU FUCKING PEOPLE! Adam is speaking the fucking truth and from the heart. He is so fucking brilliant and all of you "academic" types just love to dissect every fucking sentence and pick it apart word-for-word. Maybe what he says about the spanish inquisition is was wrong but that was a tiny fucking piece of what he is actually saying. Christ, you are the exact fucking people he is complaining about.
madtraffic9636 1 year ago
@thebrainfukcler
lawl, yeah drowning cant be harmful at all. And what he says isnt 100% true, if you knew anything you would easily know when hes just spewing ignorant populism and when hes on point (which he can be at times),Yeah false confessions did wonders in Spain, at least the church got what they wanted, moron.
RipTheJackR 1 year ago
@RipTheJackR waterboarding doesn't actually drown the person it just scares the fuck out of them, not that it's a good thing .
mentalillnesstalking 1 year ago
CLASSIC
horacrux 1 year ago
Harland williams is such a fucking doofus. He had nothing to contribute to the argument.
brenchtoast44 1 year ago
B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L-!
CelticKraut 1 year ago
I used to not like Harland, but He's pretty funny. I he really eggs Adam on. Get's him going. I think it's intentional too.
Ednerd 1 year ago
i cringe everytime i hear harlan say "eeeasy now"
fucking cunt
KolYma89 1 year ago
last Sept. 5/10 floyd's video, he referred to Pacquiao, a native of the Philippines, as “a yellow chump,” and said “Once I stomp the midget, I’ll make that [expletive] make me a sushi roll and cook me some rice.” added, “I’m going to cook that [expletive] with cats and dogs. Have some rice with a little barbecue dog.” He also referred to Pacquiao by using a derogatory slang term for a homosexual. chickenfloyd now loses his rational mind, because of his envy, anger and hatred of Manny.
432cestus80 1 year ago
@432cestus80 Whats so good about the philippines?
JDBlessin 1 year ago
@JDBlessin We Filipinos are friendly individuals but if attacked for no reason at all, like "asshole carolla" did, then rest assured, we are going to retaliate! Though I appreciate your messages in not using street foul languages and insults, but I feel insulted of your statement. Be that as it may, I was obligated to answer your message, for me not to appear discourteous to you. Have a nice day.
432cestus80 1 year ago
@JDBlessin - Not only "asshole carolla" but also, and recently, neggeyfloyd gayweather who had attacked the entire Filipinos of his racist rant, for no reason at all! I neggeyfloyd is envious of Manny, then there is no reason for him to take a leave in boxing for a year! Neggeyfloyd should fight Manny!
432cestus80 1 year ago
adam carolla is an idiot. from 4:35 to 4:51 he practically admitted that he has no credibility (or intelligence). rule number one about making an argument, YOU DON'T FUCKING START ONE IF YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SHIT ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. goddamn, someone please yank this dumbass off the radio and put him in a mcdonalds where he should be making fries, although I doubt he's smart enough to even do that
fluffynoses 1 year ago
harland williams was so fucken annnoying
k4z22 1 year ago
i would have LOVED to see video of Adam screaming !
vicgran08 1 year ago 5
Socialists live in their own fantasy world where the laws of reality do not apply. They just ignore the horrific political realizations of Mao and Stalin.
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING RETARDS? 100,000,000 MILLION DEAD BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM AND YOU FUCKING SOCIALIST MONKEYS ARE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT BUSINESSES MAKING A PROFIT?! AT LEAST THEY MAKE A FUCKING PRODUCT THAT PEOPLE WANT YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!
Socialists need to be gassed. Seriously. The whole bunch of you are fucking pathetic.
Hapafull 1 year ago
@Hapafull Your confusing communism and socialism genius. Look up Sweden or any other Western European socialist country and tell me how the average person lives there versus the U.S.
Work hard and get rich...now that's a fantasy!
Highlyskeptical 1 year ago
4:18 the best
corey92025 1 year ago
Prayer doesn't work. It's still around.
canucksfan94 1 year ago 6
@canucksfan94 The systematic brainwashing of people, recruiting more people than they allow to leave, along with preying on the fears of people does, always has, and probably always will work. The same organizations that keep prayer alive is still around, therefore praying is still around.
s4n7i460v 8 months ago
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trezuraat 8 months ago
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trezuraat 8 months ago
it's worth a shot..
boglin80 1 year ago
Normally agree with adam, but not on this. Too much "anti-pussy" emotion and not enough rational logic.
missedagain 1 year ago
poolboyinla- You said "I encourage free thought", is this so? Here is my free thought, you dirty scumbag - you are a Philippine born mongoloid inbred freak, who was a college drop out, who knew nothing except to masturbate in a room, a product of an incestuous relationship within your own family, unwanted by your mother, a lunatic, delusional, abnormal, anti-social, derange, insane, unusual behavior, brainless, uneducated, mongoloid inbred freak!!!!
432cestus80 1 year ago
@432cestus80 Bro, I think you are describing yourself here.
Swonkneo 1 year ago
@Swonkneo are you talking to me? who the hell are you? some kind of asshole?!!!! If you like to discuss something or to debate with me, say it, don't insult me! You are intruding to my inbox, if you are lonely, go to your room and fuck yourself! I will make you understand, Adam Carolla falsely accused us, insulted all the Filipinos, I have no way of teaching this mongoloid freak Adam, so I retaliated this way! Now, little princess, wanna have some fan? are you lonely?
432cestus80 1 year ago
@Swonkneo there are a lot of asshole, like you, who attack, engaged, but after two messages, they quit, surrender, hide and nowhere to be found! This is not your war, and you should not meddle! But if you are lonely, and you want to engage, I am open! Believe me, you are engaging a wrong enemy, your true enemy are muslim extremist, and you cannot even win a war against them. You stupid mongoloid inbred freak!
432cestus80 1 year ago
@432cestus80 You mis-took my observation as an engagement, so just simmer down now will ya.
Swonkneo 1 year ago
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@Swonkneo - okey, for now I'll accept your statement. So why did you send me a message? If you don't want to engage me, then what else do you want? If you did have an observation what is that? You can notice that some viewers, for unknown reasons, attacked me then when engaged they just quit, surrender, hide, and nowhere to be found. One example is "poolboyinla".
432cestus80 1 year ago
@Swonkneo - On the other hand, why am I attacking Adam Carolla? this stupid freak, whose program on tv was down on ratings, to raise his ratings he attacked all Filipinos, despite his unfounded assertions! unsubstantiated allegations, false, and malicious. I am a true Filipino, I don't take his statements lightly, so I am returning a favor to him. He is a freak, a mongoloid inbred freak!
432cestus80 1 year ago
@432cestus80 your an idiot.
steroidcupcake 1 year ago
@steroidcupcake - Thank you for calling me an idiot. Is this all you can say? Of course, you can only say a few words, simply because you are as illiterate as adam carolla! You are in fact born in "hate" which is manifested here, attacking me for no reason at all. Stupid asshole!
432cestus80 1 year ago
@steroidcupcake - if you are american, please study further english ! you can't attack people of your hilarious english! It is too embarrassing being an american but can't write proper correct sentences! Good for us Filipinos, we can still write english though it is not our first languages!
You said: "your an idiot", correction: "you're an idiot"! okey kid?
432cestus80 1 year ago
poolboyinla -You said "I encourage free thought", is this so? Here is my free thought, you dirty scumbag - you are a Philippine born mongoloid inbred freak, who was a college drop out, who knew nothing except to masturbate in a room, a product of an incestuous relationship within your own family, unwanted by your mother, a lunatic, delusional, abnormal, anti-social, derange, insane, unusual behavior, brainless, uneducated, mongoloid inbred freak!!!!
432cestus80 1 year ago
Donnie Whalberg ftw.
ManThatSeesMovies 1 year ago
lol I see his point but uh does he realize they had nukes a shit load of them? lol
the communists had more men, tanks, missiles, than the west. destroy them?
At what cost?
TheProjektcc 1 year ago
hahahaha "DRIVE YOUR PRIUSES UP HERE AND TELL ME YOUR IDEAS"
MisterFrets 1 year ago
Anyone that thinks that Adam is wrong is not worth the explanation. This guy IS ALWAYS right.
boglin80 1 year ago
@boglin80 suck his dick a bit more there bud, he might marry you
missedagain 1 year ago
something that doesn't work that's been around for thousands of years: religious and superstitious explanations of reality.
ta-da.
TheIllestVillain 1 year ago
@TheIllestVillain Minus the part where it works for many of it's intended purposes. Controlling people, making people feel like they'll never die, giving people guidelines on how to live, ect.
JDBlessin 1 year ago
Adam is Destroy. That was no typo, he is so awesome that he is a verb.
Tulkastaldo 1 year ago 6
LOL @Tulkastaldo
TimothyADonaghue 8 months ago
Wow, never thought I'd disagree with Adam. It's been proven that you "catch more bees with honey" as they say, as opposed to torture. And the Patriot Act is unconstitutional, so ya.
ramenhood 1 year ago
@ramenhood Holy shit! Do you think that if we kiss the ass of the detainee, they will voluntarily offer up information? You are fucking stupid if you believe that. Waterboarding has been proved effective. No one has died from waterboarding. Adam Corolla is absolutely correct on this. I agree with you about the patriot act. I fear what future administrations will use it for. We should leave coercive interrogation to the CIA. They're best at covering their tracks.
wiz9496 1 year ago
@karlschultz87 yeah, religion's got it all wrong but it sure as fuck works. all they do is lie and take your money but people would die for their religion. so, religion sucks but it gets the suckers to give them all their money and time.
rob129 1 year ago
all you half a fags
hershysquirts187 1 year ago
Name o thing that doesn't work that still around LOL ....Religion, wall street, and the insurance industry.
JimmyGunXD556 1 year ago
wow adam is a fucking moron... whats wrong with the patriat act?? are u serious adam? so by adams logic if u dont have anything to worry about whats the big deal right? so i guess the government shoulkd just go around and stop due process because if u havent done anything wrong u dont have anything to worry about right? what about warrants? we dont need those right?i meanif u dont have drugs in ur house u dont have anything to worry abolut right? so why cant the cops just raid ur shit whenever?
keggerous 1 year ago
DAmn he really did go nuts this time. So awesome hahaha
VastChoirs 1 year ago
Adam's an idiot sometimes.
notsocynical 1 year ago
it is not whether or not torture works adam you moron, it is about being above that. evolving. america should be the worlds role model right? set the precedent. if we torture human beings who are we to point the finger at other countries. adam is jackass.
weirdo harland is the only one with a point with the cage and the rat analogy btw
YouAreAKunt 1 year ago
Harland Williams ruined the whole rant..wtf
yury2268 2 years ago
Who's the guy who keeps saying "Wait a minute! Whoa, vein-pop face..."...? He sucks, terrible voice, detracts from the whole performance.
Does Carolla even need a male sidekick? Keep a woman there, but get that guy out of there.
wolfwilliams 2 years ago 3
everyone adam works with seems to never shut the fuck up and have nothing insightful to say what so ever and just make themselves sound like fucking retards.
53192666 2 years ago
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all is fair in WAR
hillwereim 2 years ago
Adam is a freaking genius. Fuck that pussy Harland.
Phantombucketmouse 2 years ago
Harland Williams has absolutely nothing interesting or funny to say
i7q 2 years ago 39
@i7q maybe you should get a sense of humor and not take people so serious.
bballinmc85 1 year ago
@i7q YAWWW!!!
akendall97 1 year ago
@i7q
i only see him as the guy who jeff daniel's pee.
Tyme2Die 1 year ago
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When did Adam turn into Bill O'Reilly?
GaeasBlessing 2 years ago
Great. Awesome podcast.
Ujikaweapon1 2 years ago 4
Torture leads to horrible information.
The Spanish inquisition? Come on.
There are much better ways to get info.
readchomsky 2 years ago 2
adam's got it right. and to take a page out of his book, stop being a bunch of incompetent vegan pussies who think that peace and love is the way to go. stop being fucking retarded.
willh358 2 years ago
paragshah2112, it's s-e-r-f, and i agree with you and josh. not too difficult to figure out what's really going on when ONE PERCENT of the people control over 95 PERCENT of the wealth
jondawg99 2 years ago
Wow, I wish Adam would get this worked up about the US government. It's a pretty evil and corrupt system that does little more than use the citizens as slaves while telling them how free they are.
We're free to follow the rules here, and that's all.
JoshSitar 2 years ago 4
amen josh. in fact the only true communism seen in the western hemisphere was what the natives had. ironically, the "communism" as adam speaks of it, is actually a perfect form of capitalism. it is what the oligarchs are trying desperately to finalize over here. the form of capitalism we have being marketed to us as "all things good, mom, and apple pie", is in reality a form of feudalism, in which citizens are nothing more than surfs. power is split that way, the money is all thats left.
paragshah2112 2 years ago
God damn shut the fuck up Harland Williams.
This rant is gold
eLkO187 2 years ago 2
@eLkO187
Yeah, he almost ruined it.
Ujikaweapon1 2 years ago 5
haha fuck dude i know, i thought the EXACT same thing while this was giong on. Also, when Adam was yelling at Anderson and DAG wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Danstinator 2 years ago 16
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eLkO187 2 years ago
Man I miss Adam on loveline. A lot of common sense!
Parubhi 2 years ago 2
north korea is a good example of opression. Yeah adam is dead wrong here.
kendjo 2 years ago
I like Adam. But he's wrong about torture. The efficacy of torture is not what jeopardizes its use by our government. It's wrong. It's illegal. That's why. It's not because we're a bunch of pussies.
Christianity has been around for almost two thousand years, it works.
However, it is a horrible and stupid religion. We'd be better off without it. Just like torture.
tireiron 2 years ago
@tireiron dunno why this has got -3, he's right. religion is perfectly good example of stuff thats been around for thousands of years thats completely wrong
karlschultz87 2 years ago 4
Thank God for Adam Carolla.
DeepBattle 2 years ago
RIP Harland...
cokehorse 2 years ago 2
He's uh... still alive.
thebatchtube 2 years ago 12
@thebatchtube i wish he would die, he is a fucking hack
lockwoodisafaggot 1 year ago
@cokehorse I just saw him do stand up a few months ago... better not have been dead
kidbrosweeps17 1 year ago
@cokehorse He aint dead
funnyhead6 1 year ago
my penis doesn't work, but it's still there
qwertisdirty 2 years ago 4
Hahaha, amen Adam.
EricToTheScionti 2 years ago
This is an epic rant.
Redbaron011 2 years ago 4
Unfortunately the Soviets had nuclear weapons. Who is that quite guy in the background? Not Harland Williams, the guy with a vagina.
Redbaron011 2 years ago
Actually if you give them wrong information you only avoid torture until they confirm your telling the truth. Wrong Information will simply bring the hammer down harder. The only way out is truth. Torture works. Whether its difficult of a subject or not. It works and who knows how many lives have been saved due to torture.
Swinship 2 years ago
Although people are scared to admit it, Adam's pretty much right about everything here.
drinfamous 2 years ago
Carolla's excited.
pphunk54 2 years ago 6
I knew Adam Carolla was funny, but was rather unaware that he had a decent head on his shoulders. Figured he was just another pacifist liberal, Hollywood communist.
L33tP1ckL 2 years ago
absolutely correct. genius.
haveatomato 2 years ago 3
"everyone close your eyes, find me one thing that doesn't work and has been around for 5 000 years"
adams correct
irina0717 2 years ago 3
Think about it, If you were being tortured wouldn't you say anything to get out of it?
Yes you would doesn't matter if it's true or false many times torture doesn't work, Many times they're better methods.
WyrmPrince 2 years ago
They should have had Jesse Ventura or somebody who actually knows and has experience about it on the show. Would have punched adams face in. He's right on many things but this one sucked.
tuktuktok 2 years ago
ok...so what is he not right about...?
haveatomato 2 years ago 2
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On The Adam Carolla show he said he was undecided between McCain & Obama, but being an elitist torture advocate made Adam just look like a LIAR because Republicans are greedy war mongers just like Adam Carolla!
darlinkula 2 years ago
Adam is intelligent but so uneducated. It is painful to listen to him go on these insane rants. I am just glad he finally was correct by Penn Gillete on the subject of jurors and the jury system. He finally shut up about that.
dsbnh 2 years ago
Those other people talking are morons.
poolboyinla 2 years ago
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Corolla is going down ...his career has tanked ..move over Dennis Miller.
Aslanspal 2 years ago
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agreed, his arguments are always scatological and bigoted. and miller's repub. mutation boggles my mind. sad but stewart lee and steven wright are much better comedians either way, cheers
jeremyshambles 2 years ago