Jesus Ranch

[habbidaim]

ich find das lustig

[habbidaim]

@habbidaim ja du hast recht und du bist total cool

[skakid71]

okay. Tenacious D must make a new album that INCLUDES THIS SONG!!!! I can't find it anywhere, and i think they should just come out with a new album regardless.

[nanadasna]

@skakid71 It's the B-Side of the Tribute Single.

[chanced617]

gotta learn the chords

[macadoughshus]

love how he says baked potato



[Support4MySingers]

It's strange because you actually enjoy Jack's voice and the song but the lyrics make you laugh so it's kind of strange watching this clip, nice but funny LOL

[ChiefWyldeSpirit]

he's like a stoned dwarf!

[SayQueso17]

Great movie, if you skip through all the scenes with the horrible redhead.

[wungoot]

i think this version is better than the HBO or any other version... much more chill

[DrDanthrax99]

0:14 How come KG is here but not playing? Shenanigans.

[dogpetdog]

I covered this song, some feedback would be nice, it's on my page

[MadProgresser]

oh the brittany murhpy :D i would love to bum her face ^^

[hack0si]

@MadProgresser She's dead

[shane809887]

@hack0si I know it's bad to laugh at that but i laughed so hard.

[cdubjohnston]

can someone please tell me what that jacket it called!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[8isForever]

gwing-glig-gig-gig-goo-goo-quu­ay- o-go

[Channel450]

Lyrics for his vocal solo : luguckguing ligikikinggigi gukkugu geo oh

[longbeachdirtbag]

stoner movies are a dime a dozen but i love this one.

[mbouleys]

i'm watching this video allday..i love it. jack black rocks!!!! respect!!

[coyjohnson2448000000]

Jesus Ranch!

[coyjohnson2448000000]

Jesus Ranch!



[HISTORYBUFFPA]

Underrated movie.

Don't let the title fool you.

[mmreyes78]

does any one know the chords for this song it would be badass to play it like the black

[Legojogge]

@mmreyes78

You probably figuered 'em out by now but i'll post them anyways,

It's, Bm - A  - E - F#.. But instead of playing the (F#), you can slide the (E) up one fret.

[metallaz]

Who the fuck is hatin' on the D? They're the fucking best and you're motherfucking cockshits who know nothin' about real music.

[MrKilgannon2113]

the first time i ever watched this movie i was stoned as shit i dont think ive ever seen this movie sober

[Kornfan345]

Praise the D!

[TalonIIV]

goddam Brittany murphy was hot....dumb bitch had to go and die

[BoBtheparrot7]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS MOVIE. This is POSSIBLY the best movie ever made.

This is a great part of the movie too. DADDY GREENJEANS!!!!!!!!!!!

[leetexterror]

why is everybody hating on the D? they take it seriously enough to rock your fuckin' socks off!

[Immortalicast]

does any one know the true meaning of this song? or is it just about picking shrooms and tripping and smoking pot?

[koliko987]

@Immortalicast

There is a HBO episode with Tenacious D when they go in Jesus Ranch and they meet some wierd cult that collects shit.

[koliko987]

@Immortalicas btw episode is called road gig so search for it on youtube

[homieslice420]

@Immortalicast watch the HBO episode lol aguelgo is like a cult leader who collects shit haha on jesus ranch

[JJHurley85]

was this video off of a movie??

[readmycomments100]

@JJHurley85 bongwater

[ArObNaTiOn]

I like the way the "raspy" adds character to his voice.

[digitaldown]

jack black is a rock star. if only he took his talent seriously. he's really good.

[FURRYDulaman]

@digitaldown i know, he writes sht like this none of his music is serious, he needs to really take it sirously

[homieslice420]

@FURRYDulaman you need to take a dick in your mouth fag stop hatin on the fuckin D. 

[FURRYDulaman]

@homieslice420 hey faggot, im not the one that posted that he needs to take it seriously. stupid 12 year old rofl

[DarbChamster]

@homieslice420 fuck up kid.

[brainbuster15]

This guy hosted Kid's choice awards?!?

[nubapowner5000]

@brainbuster15 Shut up

[gunraykilla]

@brainbuster15 ikr the only song he could ever play at kids choice awards would the metal

[FURRYDulaman]

@brainbuster15 yes it's sad a i know, this guys morals are not so great... listen to his other music like master exploder or somethin it gets worse

[BoBtheparrot7]

@FURRYDulaman Tenacious D is a great fucking band if you ACTUALLY care to fucking pick up an album of theirs. Kyle Gass is one of the best blue guitarists I've ever heard. Plus music doesnt always need to be taken seriously. WHY SO SERIOUS? Oh yeah, and fuck you and your moral high horse.

[FURRYDulaman]

@BoBtheparrot7 you make me laugh, read over your message again imma see if you're intelligent enough to notice how you just contradicted yourself big time... go look roflmao. and if that's the best blues guitarist you've ever heard, you haven't heard much music...

[wedge128]

Pure awsomness...

[MYxLOVExOFxBEER]

My good friend Nathan could stand in for Jack anytime; I smile every time I see JB.

[harbief]

I love JB's voice. I love Tenacious D. RIP Dio.

[Skatingisgood]

I personally don't think weed causes people to be lazy, lack ambition, etc. (after the high wears off that is). I think the people who are seen as lazy stoners are like that already. If weed was legal, I think this would be more apparent. Since it's illegal, you only get type of person willing to break the law smoking it. So it appears that weed makes them lazy. I'm not saying anyone who smokes is like that, just saying, for the most part.

[MajinSandman]

it rlly was a big day...

[sergiogarza]

this was supposed to be funny ? cause i didnt laugh

[fieryify]

@sergiogarza Cant you just listen and enjoy it

[sergiogarza]

@fieryify i did listen didnt enjoy it

[MikkelBrun]

@sergiogarza Well in that case you're just a newfag.

[Feelduz]

@MikkelBrun Go away, Cancer.

[MikkelBrun]

@Feelduz ..?

[mackphlaws123]

haha, this is an awesome movie and tenacious d is awesome!

[hippyguitarist94]

superlazyorg,if you have never tried it,don't assume,and maybe your friends are just straight out burnouts?I know plenty of people who smoke,and have good jobs,it dosnt have the same outcome for everyone.

[SpassMacher2000]

one of the best versions of Jesus Ranch

[hippyguitarist94]

@superlazyorg..man you need to get out of your parents house,i bet theyd be happy.you little pussy.you prlly never seen weed in your life,

[superlazyorg]

@hippyguitarist94 seen weed, never smoked it. Many of my friends in high school smoked. We are now in our 30s, and many of them still have their high school jobs. One even lives in his mom's basement with his 5-year-old son. Habitual use will mess up lives -- including the kids one may have!

[superlazyorg]

Stoners are losers. I bet their parents are glad to have them out of the house for this weekend camping trip.

[grn2007]

pots cool

[MariaxConnorCullen]

I LOVE THIS SONG it cracks me up every time i hear it...

[xoxsarahxoxbethxox]

i love it. jack black is awesome!

[sophtly]

what is film?

[Grover717]

@sophtly The movie is called "Bong Water"

[PletetExperience]

GAY

[uncriedtears]

I need to find this movie somewhere to rent immediately. I only knew about it cause I IMDBd britany murphy after she had passed :(

[heavymetalcat1]

Well if you have netflix it's available on there, but only as streaming for now.

[stivan25]

Wasnt it "Big tomato"? Sounded weird with baked potato

[Btflmutant]

no its baked potato on the second verse

[Broodkill]

this truly is a fuckin masterpiece of a movie

[Waarghman]

why is it so short? :(

[FartingMaster19]

rip birttney murphy

[JuggaloShenaniganz]

R.I.P. Brittany

[ShamDeLaDef]

I had to learn this song after seeing this movie

[MrMrToke]

i think this is the best weed movie ever made after cheech and chong

[amirahmadd]

@MrMrToke

Dude have u seen harold and kumar ?

[MrMrToke]

yea its good too but this one blew my mind

[amirahmadd]

This performance is the best of him on jesus ranch.. too emotional... Legalize ganja

[diseaseyougetfromche]

literally the only good scene in the movie

[tyfra95]

duh, JB is in it. automatic awesomeness

[Broodkill]

poor brittney murphy. rest in piece, beautiful.

[CitrusToad]

RIP Brittany Murphy :'(

[rayrayray38]

r.i.p. britney murphy have fun in jesus ranch

[enrage07]

1:16 and 1:21. Just. JIZZ.

[tedwalsh488]

Anyone know what kind of hat JB is wearing?

[Broodkill]

@tedwalsh488 stoner beanie

[tedwalsh488]

Yeah, but its made of fur

[seagoonproductions]

A BEANIE!

[toodewcannn]

brittany murphy looks like a meth addict.

[damusicman86]

Joints are gay? I had no Idea a cannabis filled piece of paper had sexual orientation...

[CritikRivueuz]

true dat breh

[WGJameson]

they're passing a blunt not a gay ass joint

[CritikRivueuz]

they pass a joint too. wtfs gay about a joint? the entire movie theyre smokin "gayass" joints, CHODEFACE

[WGJameson]

@CritikRivueuz You're obviously not a pothead. Joints are sooo 1960s. Youtube Search "which method of smoking (weed) gets your the highest?" The combustion of marijuana AND the "piece of paper" produce like 20 something percent THC.

[railburn]

A little bit less than that. It goes most to least.

1.Vape

2.Bong

3.J

4.Pipe

[wigmiester]

a tripping brittany murphy... I WANT ONE

[deathbot290]

god that one girl who is doing that shit with her hands pisses me off for some reason

[1unusedname]

I know,she could be doing something better with them,like giving me a hand job : D

[chaceman832]

i love it. there all trippin on acid!!

[thedanielshow]

they don't trip until after this scene

[heat4yoass]

I hate when people try to cover this damn song. ONLY JACK BLACK CAN DO THIS SONG CORRECTLY.

[Broodkill]

..i can do it...all you do is play chords and sing...not to hard..jack black just CREATED it.

[enrage07]

Yes but his voice is fucking awesome. Your voice sir, is not.

[xanfus]

bong water!!! this song is beautiful

[Stirrethcharybdis]

this to me is jack blacks best moment cause its one of the few times ive heard him sing where his voice sounds honest and not like hes making a joke.....much better than the recording

[Abuelaquepinga]

lol even though the whole song is a joke

[Gonamez]

Everyone its Bm - A - E - E (two frets up)

[Broodkill]

its Bm A E and F#

[metallaz]

MOVIE - Bongwater

[BrohoAPB]

dude, not studio version, there is harmony in that from kage and his solo

[cheriaday]

when was this movie made i wanna see it

[wonderboy959]

what is this movie

[Jaceface84]

The guitar has strings I own the movie

[hisvorpalswords]

verses: Bm - A - E - F

chorus: D - A - E ? Or something like that. Anyone?

[oODajmarNOo]

verses: Bm - A - E - NOT F i dont know what the forth chord is called but you basically just slide up the E grip two frets without baring.

Chorus: D - A - E - E two frets up

[Broodkill]

dude f SHARP

[oODajmarNOo]

no, actually F#7(-5)

[Broodkill]

@oODajmarNOo yes well it is in the key of f...so im right on that

[seagoonproductions]

a beanie

[Matthew6verse5]

Jack at his best

[IrishLincoln]

Yeah, what's up with all these hippies wearing those stripe burlap sack hoodies, rasta hats, and dredlocks. I never got it.

[Azrever]

I fell in love with a baked Potato! Jack Black Rules!I seen the movie.After the song they all pass around a sheet of LSD.and I want some lol

[CricketsMcGee]

the girl rocking from side to side...hilarious!

[Familyman1313]

Yeah his Guitar has strings Jack Black is no faker

[Dylanian777]

dude ur retarded... no theguitar doesnt have strings look closely... and i no hes no faker... hes my idol... i no evrything bout him... that song is from his hbo show...look at 1:36 near the head... THERES NO STRINGS!!!... this is the studio version of this song from the show

[chaperelli345]

Jables is also my idol. Im gonna cover some of his songs with my "brother" Jones.

[ZakkSal]

the guitar has strings. its just that the guitar has nylong strings which is like sorta like see thru so when it gets reflected by light as you say in 1:36, it looks like nothings there

[FURRYDulaman]

@Familyman1313 yeah... and he WROTE the song lol you'd think he'd know how to play it...

[Dylanian777]

Dude his guitar has no strings and KG theres too!!!!!!!!!!

[punkiedoo87]

Im taking a walk in the woods, Its nice outside, Smells of shit, Lig a guing gligga gigga googa gwey oh go

[Shaqtuz]

Love the song :D

How is "biliard with long nails" related to the song or the video:P

[snowboardertyler12]

this is a scene from the movie bong water .. luke wilson andy dick jb kg are all in it... great stoner movie

[brettmon]

this song makes your day when u listen to it while stoned

trust me

[joseandres42]

the guitar has not strings! :O xD

[BearMama16]

He is my hero.

God Bless Jack Black<3

[rorymitch1994]

I love Jack Black cos hes so funny!!!

[HQMEYSNQQP]

i heard this song b4 i saw the movie. when i finally watched the movie i laughed again at the song it was great.

[parsakke]

i dont think it was in the movie,or was it?.I cant remember.

[Janx22]

This song is better if you watch the movie. I enjoyed it more when i seen it during the movie.

[hostie88]

Love this song! So freakin funny

[VaryagsOfMiklagaard]

0.14 kyle gass

[cayazworld]

fuckin hate that chick muwhahah.

best song in the world

[tharhodyhomieKdollaz]

brittany murphy looks quite tasty

[kupfl]

smells of shit hahah

great great song

[schiffi28]

servus...gibts bongwater auch in deutsch???

[SpreeKiller00]

nein leider... hab ihn auch auf englisch.....

[krystallization]

Bong water

[PsyAleFluo]

oooo yeah!!! I love this song...It's awesome...

but guys, please listen this cover by an italian band: "The Bastard Sons of Dioniso - Jesus Ranch"

in my opinion, it's better than the original... :)

what do you think about it??

[verymary88]

penso che fatta dai BSOD come dici tu, sia mille volte meglio....peccato che ai Bastard non abbiano ancora dato un pezzo dei franz ferdinad, li interpreterebbero molto bene secondo me...

[TaTaxd00]

Quoto!

[PsyAleFluo]

ooo per fortuna qualcuno che la pensa come me... :)

cmq non so, a dir la verità non li conosco i Franz Ferdinand...ma tanto possono cantare qualsiasi cosa: Beatles, Tenacious D, ecc ecc...saranno sempre bravissimi...

[ellLEET]

que

[wearealldoomedahhh]

love this song, they should put it on itunes

[icedoutabo]

Great movie

[X21MattX22]

i fell in love with a baked potato lol

[jacket107]

fuck her gently jables ;D

[DvDPlaya]

Watched it last night on Xbox 360 Netflix

[MasterVee69]

i wanna watch this movie!!!!

[Aion22]

To zewski man this is the TEnacious d Jesus ranch just youtube or google it .

[hendrix987789]

britney murphy is hot

[zewski1124]

this is the tenacious d song sasquatch with different lyrics, but its still pretty sweet

[ELL10]

no it isnt!!!

[Jyiannaros]

nah its some of the same chords, however they are arranged in different ways

[AlDarko]

and I flyyyyy lyyyy lyyy lyyyy lyyy....

ROFL....

[lyrikzlarou]

You're right that they're all high as a kite but to understand the lyrics you have to watch the Tenacious D HBO show titled "Road Gig"... it's pretty funny and it explains the song Jesus Ranch

[electroboy314]

im taken a walk outside

[L4IDurMOM]

ligwigi gooooggoogogogo

[wearealldoomedahhh]

i love the d, this song is brilliant

[ezer2480]

I fell in love with a baked potato

[crazyinsane500]

dont burn yourself

[saiyanprince09]

It's nice outside

smells of shit!