Ba dum tssshhh

[CaptainJack1992]

My life

[AnimaxRules]

Shooter: Fuuuuu I missed again!!

Sister: don't curse, God will kill you!!

Shooter: Fuuuuu I missed again...FuuuFuuuuu I missed again

God: enough of this! *throws a lighting*

Sister: Ughhh!! I'm dying...so..cold *lighting stroke her*

Shooter: OMG why?

God: Fuuuu I missed!!

0:00

[kerbulon]

What do left-handed people and black people have in common?

No rights.

0:00

[stanleymilzink]

Helium walked into a bar

Helium: "Can I have a pint please?"

Barkeeper: "Sorry, we don't serve anything to noble gasses."

Helium doesn't react

0:00

[TheInternetMole]

I just discovered Justin Bieber is straight

0:00

[Yoshinator]

Ladies and Gentlemen, JOEY BONZO!!

[Daffyfrog]

what is the difference with a beer 0:00

[MajOcelot]

What do you call a cross between a Mexican and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure does pick a lot of lettuce.

[falloutghoul1]

What do rascist and women jokes have in common?

Bad Taste.

0:00

[SuppeKamm]

A woman outside the kitchen! 0:00

[MrRage71]

New forums weapon!

[ManhuntFTW]

Why did the monkey fall from the tree?

Because it was dead... 0:00

[zolindy]

Take my wife, please!

0:00

[otsegoflake]

Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.

[0096luke]

Twilight describes vampires perfectly.

0:00

[MPPBBigFan4Evah]

Don't reply to my recent comment

[TheOnlyPopjie123456]

@MPPBBigFan4Evah 0:00

[MPPBBigFan4Evah]

What makes a very very stupid prosecutor lose a case?...

...The ugly skin fat in his face!!!

*Rimshot* ROTFL

[KubaNZM91]

Black Veil Brides 0:00

[xeverus]

women's rights

0:00

[MyOnlyX3]

Justin Bieber

0:00

[HectorKatTuts]

Women's right

[hfdbl]

Worst joke ever: ACTA

[Tervaification]

BA? It's fucking DA!

[8krlx8]

Por qué la gallina cruzó el camino?

ALIENS

0:00

[craterblast]

:badumtss:

[SockMyDink]

Black history month

0:00

[MegaFreakStudio]

LOL everyone wants to make a good joke..but none likes this :D

[MegaFreakStudio]

@MegaFreakStudio Sorry..I've forgotten it 0:00

[bobairlines878787]

What did one ocean say to the other?

Nothing, they just waved!

0:00

[CrazyStickyMaster12]

@bobairlines878787 I 'sea' what you did there.

[trustfire]

Diablo 3 release date...

0:00

[creeper12858]

my mum bought car incurance on confuse.com and got a 1000 necter points and alll she got was a jay of honey 0:00

[jaringvis]

@TuriGuiliano100 l0l nice one

[spyMic158]

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! … Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

0:00

[TTTThron]

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

0:00

[MrRage71]

@TTTThron How do you call a 9gager?

Crap;

[TTTThron]

@MrRage71 I actually lol´d

4chan spy!

[Vrak100]

The size of your dick

0:00

[MrKlausbaudelaire]

whats the difference between a wild pitbull and an angry woman?

the lipsticks

0:00

[hman022]

COD IN GENERAL

[NaYru1337]

whats the difference between period blood and sand?

sand is impossible to gurgle!

0:00

[drag0nfis7]

RLRR-LRLL 0:00

(Only drummers will understand this joke)

[BossPanzer]

My life 0:00

[GustavoMsTrashCan]

All the jokes here are really funny. 0:00

[MrZemangalho]

why can't women play soccer?

they can't stand wearing the same clothes 0:00

[VPHLIPERS]

This video is too long. I'll finish watching it later.

0:00

[oOMisseMisseOo]

What's even more fluent than water?

-Homework. They're redundant!

0:00

[INEEDZALL]

I was gonna make a joke about procrastination, but I'll say it tomorrow.

0:00

[dangaertner7]

Guy talks to a DJ, "Damn, you're bad at fishing. You always drop the bass."

[MrMollusk7]

A guy walks into a bar and sets a salamander down on the counter. The guy next to him says "Hey, that's a pretty neat pet. What's his name?" The other guy says "Tiny." The man next to him says "Tiny? Why'd you name him that." The man turns to the guy next to him and says "Because He's minute!"

0:00

[DRAGOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN]

Bad Joke Eel: "What do you call an Alligator in a Vest?

An Investigator"

0:00

[VanceMFStubbs]

A priest, a pedophile and a murderer walk into a bar... He orders to drink.

0:00

[Khanin2718]

When berries are ripe... they're ready for plucking,

when girls are 16... they're ready for doing their GCSEs.

0:00

[petard84]

Why is smurfette the only smurf that recycles? She's the only one with a blue box. 0:00

[WonkaShack]

How do you say Toilet Paper in Chinese? 厕纸

[Br1Rt]

What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?

-The snowballs.... 0:00

[FinnishGuy101]

@Br1Rt I actually laughed at that one

Good job xP

[thekkl]

Damn it's cold. I need to close my window.

*alt f4*

[yaying404]

*teacher makes a joke* *this video!*

[XxDTightxX]

SOPA and PIPA are really good. Really! 0:00

[MrTheandre2323]

so many likes, 1,836 for this

[batman9161]

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints. 0:00

[08WSChamps]

@batman9161 lmao or nowadays sixers games haha

[xalex1200]

How many mexicans are needed to change a light bulb? just juan 0:00

[PianoWizzy]

[from The Big Bang Theory]

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius Strip?

To get to the same side. 0:00

[Detc0re]

OP's name 0:00

[WillRennar]

9 of my friends and I each came up with a pun, trying to see which one would work best as a comment for this video.

Sadly, no pun in ten did.

[noahg2001]

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee. 0:00

[solisvictor1991]

just go down the comments and keep pressing the 0:00 after reading the good comments, lol

[mw2kid8920]

SOPA/PIPA

BA DUMM TSSSS!!!

[Koenma007]

@mw2kid8920 Indeed... LOL

[YoshidudeEx]

This is a comment 0:00

[iluvswaffles]

The SOPA bill 0:00

[pixelissue]

what's the difference between Clint Eastwood and George Michael? Clint Eastwood will say 'Make my day', George Michael will make your whole week..... 0:00

[SuperNinja221]

i used to be a drum but then i took an arrow to the knee 0:00

[Ymirthor]

@SuperNinja221 Not funny.

[SuperNinja221]

@Ymirthor thats the point

[TAGxCclimited]

@SuperNinja221 -.-

[SuperNinja221]

@TAGxCclimited o know i could have done better

[FSVRobin]

NICE VIDEO HEADLINE :D

[MickehDaHuskeh]

What's an Indian's favourite exclamation of surprise?

Holy cow!

0:00

[sakura9949]

Why do hipsters always burn their tongue when drinking coffee?

They always drink it before it's cool.

0:00

[talskiety]

A guy was asked what it's like to have HIV.

He said he wasn't positive.

[ElConesaToLoco]

Modern warfare 3 0:00 .

[Anttilai]

Whats better than ES? two ES! 0:00

[ChrisTasr92]

What do you call an Irishwoman with one leg?

Eileen

What do you call an Irishwoman with no legs?

Noleen

0:00

2 for 1! I'm here all week.

[DainiuZMania]

looks like tarrance hill o__O

[underlinedbluetext]

what do you call a cow with no legs?

ground beef

0:00

[Josueperez7]

Link Download

[LeeroyJenkinsstudio]

What do you call a guy who makes racist jokes and anti-women jokes?

A guy who won't get laid in his entire life.

0:00

[Tunechi241]

I wanted to may a gay joke, butt fuck it. 0:00

[dc619]

how does this have under 100 million views? :/

[johncarloLR]

3 Seconds video 600k views. 0:00

[yrveanrs]

this joke is not funny 0:00

[sexyshaunti]

A: merry christmas!

B: you want to marry me ?! :O

[Erethilful]

I used to make lame jokes, but then I got Badum tss to ear

0:00

[Erethilful]

I used to make lame jokes, but then I got 0:00 to the ear

0:00

[IAmJustBlinD]

!badumtss!

[Khanin2718]

Your life 0:00

[MetalOme0]

:badumtss:



[gshowguy]

I just bought a car from Spain. It's the best Seat in the house!

[JohnDensmore84]

if you like this video you should check out "instantrimshotdotcom" :)

[TheMysterygirl369]

I'm soooo gonna use this 4 my awful jokes :P

[robertlemiro]

I was gonna make a chemistry joke but then i took Na row in the knee...

[dude97x]

Allied news in 1945: the ruined Berlin is a city of warehouses. Because the people are like "were is my house?"

[Wolham]

Why did the bald guy put rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hares.

[M0nk3yM4n16]

Where I can download only the music?

[MrHellsgate34]

There is no 0:02 :O

[GreenSpark95]

@MrHellsgate34 ba dum tssshhh!

[lifeonloop]

Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow? ............................so they can hide upside down in a bowl of custard.

I`m here all week....

[jacplac97]

Hitler comes to the doctor with a sausage in the ass

what's wrong?

Ich bin keisehund

[TimW576]

@jacplac97 I am from Germany. And this makes no sense.

[GreenSpark95]

@TimW576 vielleicht meint er: scheisshund? :D

[TimW576]

@GreenSpark95 Und was macht das jetzt für nen sinn? O.o

[JdawgTheFirst]

How about that wonderful president Obama? 0:00

[TheWanderingLPer]

What do elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.

0:00

[rarasrswt]

i really like this video, but then i took an arrow to the knee. 0:00

[zelrahc18]

The Filipino translation of "got pregnant" is.. Na-Bun-Tisssss.

[MrMembrillo88]

like si vienes de Cuanto Cabron :D :yaoming:

[skppy1225]

I didn't know Kim Jong was IL. 0:00

[gouskin]

Furries 0:00

[gouskin]

PETA 0:00

[Axel0cool]

I've spent all day trying to create a website for female drivers, but it keeps crashing. 0:00

[pah799]

@Axel0cool atta boy

[adamscott92]

I saw a monkey playing the drums. Baboon tshhhh!

[OrpheusHart]

Looks like the late N. Korean Dictator was quite IL after all

[Youpala01]

9/11. 0:00



[eacomitatus]

Diamond Tiara is best pony 0:00

[skppy1225]

@eacomitatus You spelled 'Rainbow Dash' wrong. =P

[Foodfast123]

There is no "ba" or "dum"... It's a snare... :)

[TheSantonastaso]

I used to make jokes about taking an arrow to the knee. But then i actually did, Karma's a bitch.

[Finalbirth526]

Applesauce. 0:00

[TheAmorette]

At first you coudn't see but it actually explains the exsistence of universe and meaning of life.

[TheAmorette]

the point of ad at 0:03

[Snitrom]

there is no 0:02.

0:00

[lolcopter1911]

I used to take arrows in the knee, but then I became an adventurer.

[GeminiSiege25]

Xbox. 0:00

[benjuzic]

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm in a car accident.

He's all right now.

0:00

[MegaNoobee]

If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster, what would you have? 2 ft. of my cock in your ass :D

[eosvoboda]

Q: What's Obama's new slogan in htese tough times?

A: Spare change you can believe in!

[heckstersjr]

Airline Food.

[Deathseeker214]

Justin Bieber.

[Mastersteef123]

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side *ba dumm tss*

[xXp3peXx]

are you going to tell more bad jokes about chemistry?

Na

[GordanMFreeman]

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint

Ba dum tssshhh

[ZACKnirvana]

so a man walks into a bar...wait let me try again. so a woman walks out of the kitchen...0:00

[NaszeMargonem]

I like new youtube layout... ha ha joke "ba dum tssshhh"

[markeyed]

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff 0.00

[Doivid297]

What happens when u're getting it on with a woman and it's raining outside? She gets wet (Cue Video)

[lwllgrc13]

...

Phone 1: Why are you wearing glasses?

Phone 2: Because I lost all my contacts.

Ba Dum Tss!!

[nostalgicx04]

I was gonna make a joke about Sodium, but Na.

[Donjuandan05]

@nostalgicx04 0:00

[RoseBlackWarlock]

@nostalgicx04 When chemists die, we Barium.

[Aragiss]

@nostalgicx04 Ba dum tsssss!

[DemonicWolf100]

@nostalgicx04 haha... I was gonna make a chemistry joke but the good ones argon.

[SimplyPissedOff]

@DemonicWolf100 Told a chemistry joke, no reaction

[ForeverAirsoft]

@DemonicWolf100 Ba dum tssshhh

[bommobiel]

@DemonicWolf100 Those chemistry jokes are getting lame... let's just barium

[MrPile158]

@DemonicWolf100 Trololololololololol