Mike Epps - Pussy Promise

[danielstumbl29]

pussy power.my knees are buckling.

[tru615]

Kevin Hart is the funniest komedian. PERIOD!

[elyjahbrooks]

ths niga iz 2 funnie

[MichelleWinstead23]

"Daddy in there putting his **** on mommy head

GET THE **** BACK AND DONT WORRY ABOUT WHAT IM DOING!"

[carameldeluxe20]

That ain't the girl I met in the club. lol

[MsLmfaoLuver]

Kevin Hart is mii fave comedian and Mike is mii second

[TheMara916]

o

o

pm

[MrPookie88]

This how i be feelin

[FuherJoeBeezy]

its that dry sleepy pussy

[MrThegoldstandard]

HE IS WAY BETTER THAN KEVIN HART, IDK WHY PEOPLE SAY HE AINT!

[jwayne571]

@MrThegoldstandard some times mike epps be quorny i hate when he does daat but i agree wit yu i thhink he bttr than kevin too .... mike epps my favorite comedian

[CaLiKuShSmOkEr420]

DAVE CHAPPELLE IS BETTER MIKE EPPS WASENT THAT FUNNY ON THIS ONE BUT THAT JUST ME

[PACMonopoly]

HE'S A MEAN DADDY... THATS HOW YO BITCH ASS GOT HERE... L M F A OOOOOOO

[siarra2002]

Swoop under there and hit that

[BadGentelman100]

chappelle-mike epps winer is mike epps jea man



[daris19]

snap dat pussy back whish

[CaLiKuShSmOkEr420]

I DUNO WHY TO ME IT WASENT ALL THAT THAT FUNNY DAVE CHAPPELLE IS WAYY BETTER HES MY FIRST BEST COMEDIAN:)

[K0K4NE]

@CaLiKuShSmOkEr420 Yeah Dave Chappelle is my favourite comedian, but (see the use of a comma in a sentence) I like Mike also.

[CaLiKuShSmOkEr420]

@K0K4NE lol what?

[K0K4NE]

@CaLiKuShSmOkEr420 yeah lol

[lamota14]

@CaLiKuShSmOkEr420 You sir, are one retarded motha fucka.

[CaLiKuShSmOkEr420]

@lamota14 u bitch are one hating retarded ass mother fucker that had nothing else better to say haterrrr

[lamota14]

@CaLiKuShSmOkEr420 Go back and finish the 3rd grade, fuck face.

[vutnukka]

@K0K4NE Favorite*

[ItalianPersianHD]

@K0K4NE cLearLy you haven't heard of Katt WilLiams! or Eddie Griffin

[thegoldenboyj]

yeah u want me 2 put dem boxes up dea tony lmaoo ?

[thegoldenboyj]

wait wait wait is why is ur username cocaine lol ?

[Ab0utTheAuth0r]

yal know he freestyled this whole show right? amazing

[ralanae]

lmfao

[jcextra]

walkin around in the living room butt naked with a CAPRI sun in they hand, lol

[jcextra]

he said they fold they stankin ass legs up and cant no nigga get in, lol

[jcextra]

he look like he be abusing some pussy, lol and he very verbal....ha ha he said niggas been going around the house saying "Ima gonna get some pussy...ima gonna get some pussy, lol

[Dre65020]

LMFAOO

[IliketoGHOSS]

G-G-G-G-Get back in the bathroom

[QUBECOGNITO]

*sings* Im gonna get some pussay! Im gonna get some pussay !

[teamswoosh75]

Dick harder than chinese arithmatic

Lmaoo

[mexia23]

Dry sleepy pussy

[sosweetyumii]

Funniest man alive!

[anthony66363]

I enjoyed Your Short Video

[delltardboy]

hahaha im goin to see him in boston this summer should be awesome i never been to a stand up show mike epps is definitely a good first one to go to ive seen all his movies hes definitely one of the funniest comedians around thru the 2000s

[SQUIGGLY26]

Lol

[DaJyant]

DICK HARDER THAN CHINESE ARITHMETIC N YOU GON SAY "NO"

[JerryLovehouse]

"it's that dry sleepy pussy".hahaha

[hizay]

Loll nigga retarded.

[Jroody3]

sub to my channel im really funny!!!...how do i kno?? my momma told me so.

[ICEBOXStudio]

WHO WAS THE 20 RETARDS THAT DIDN'T LKE THIS CLIP? LMAO

[bzup95]

GGGGG Get bak in the bathroom!

[johnpayne21]

Use reverse psychology almost works every time for me!!!!!!

[lilmzdiva100]

I lovee it whenn he sayss "That's Bullshiitt , ! " Lmaaaoooo , !

[yungstarr4991]

Lmaoooo !

[MuzikulMadison]

That's how ya bitch ass got here. LMFAO!

[MSLITESKIN25]

LOVE SOME MIKE EPPS

[MrSexyking23]

"Hell naw baby.....this some bullshit.....live up to your promise."lamo thats my nigga

[F14Shado]

This entire video has about 1000 quotable lines.

[HoneyDipz6m]

Ha ! Dats dat 'Dry' 'Sleepy' P-ssy lmao ! :0

[efonius]

Pussy is Powerful...

[nickiiminajjr20]

try 2 put a lil spit on it lmao

[MichelleDenise57]

"Get the fuck back,, dont worry about what im doin"!! lol

[Costinesuper]

hilarious =))!

[mauricebanyon]

diz iz not funny

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[akaBeastMode101]

@mauricebanyon then u have no sould or balls hahaha lol butnaked in the livin room with a kapri- sun..lmao

[Mitchaboi85]

And somebody told me Kevin Hart is funnier... Absolutely not, Mike Epps the best out there right now

[TheMpitner]

ROTF. LMAO

[fbebeats]

16 ppl. didn't get any pussy

[yazzpooh24]

fucking belly hurt

[jaliks1988]

do u see the girl at 2:26-2:28? she got the WORST stank face!

[Fastspoolsupra]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH­AH

[Lydia536]

Dick harder than Chinese arithmetic lol hahahahahahahahahahahaha too funny

[cjgyt98]

LOL...

[lamontcoleman99]

dick harder than chinese arithmetic hahahahahah

[newportnewsvaboy1]

Its called inapproprate behavior

[TheFeelya]

nice jeans!

[TheFeelya]

nice jeans!

[flydorkk3]

hes a mean daddy .. thats how your bitch ass got here!

[bug8ye]

danny glover tho

[sadiq2diesel]

dick harder than Chinese arithmetic. hahahah.

[pardox12]

u tell me a mutha fucka who can swoop up under there and.......... yaaaaaaa hit dat. lol

[gunot111]

g g g get back in the bathroom

[23378paul]

dry sleepy pussy lmao

[SkyDaLimit925]

Sleepy pussy.... Lol

[sokrstar555]

butt naked with a capri sun

[olympiakos86]

mike epps is the best

[KevinJrBurnstv]

Daddy in there puttin his dick on momma head again lmao

[nodizzleify]

aye wats the name of this show someone plz plz plz tell me

[K0K4NE]

@nodizzleify inappropriate behaviour 

[newportnewsvaboy1]

@nodizzleify its called inappropriate behavior

[keeshailee]

3:26 - 4:15 is my hubby....men are some begging fools when they're on punishment

[thickblackfoxxx2]

hahahahahahaah

[bardin84]

This is a construction worker that came out of the bathroom hahahhaha

[oklahoma107]

my nigga is the shit

[LILDOMINIC225]

this shit funny ass hell

[NMCKENZIE511]

4:25 is my husband to the T!!! LMAO

[leilanimcpheeters]

Lol!!

[jjfadfan10]

3:00 that is me n my boyfriend ..when i be trying to act stank lol

[Mzdaydaygurl]

SO CLEAR!TYXD

[JAHDIsouceyWitit]

mike Epps!!!!

[livealittleforlove]

dick harder then Chinese arithmetic :D

[dolomite7343]

"now you walkin around in the living room butt-naked with a capri sun in ya hand" lol

[NewOrleansSwagg]

dats really the true... lol

[loveepinkyable]

FUNNY AS HELL

[jays0909]

if you dont think this is funny, you dont get it....this is the truth which makes it funnier

[Kj102796]

lol he said harder than chinese arithmatic lol

[pump2kill]

"now shes in the living room... but you dont quit. you run in there lookin for her"

DADDY IN HERE PUTTIN HIS DICK ON MAMA HEAD AGAIN ! HAHAHAHA

DRY SLEEPY PUSSY. LMFAO

[EyeWearMySunglasses]

this is bullshyt what the hell is this? this is not comedy black folks need to evolve in the worst way

[moraths]

"that aint the girl i met in the club. this is a construction worker i met in the club"

LMAO

[lyssa1ful]

lol man this is so funny

[mrsc4evaevaa]

"dick harder than chinese arithmetic" ---- that's from d.L. hughley in the movie the brothers .

[missypoo8719]

dae dae a fool my nigga

[luvinmylyfe247]

"Daddyy In there puttin his dick on mama again!! AHhahahhaaaa!!

[Mrzladiluv]

wipin dat nasti ass spit on me...lmao!! mike is funni azz hell

[liltunechi504]

5:39 lmfao

[Darkskinshawty93]

i cant sleep go damn it!!!!! im goin in da other room.!!

[iadf]

butt naked with a capri sun lmao

[brokenmonkey000]

"dick harder than some Chinese arithmetic" hahaha crazy nigga

[ashleyi145]

@K0K4NE omgioshhhhhhhhh that partt wass fuckkinn hilariousss =p

[balogun9]

he is funnnyyy!!!!! he is a legand!!

[wbooker10]

what you know it

[bengaltw]

lol dick harder than chinese arithmatic n u gonna say no roflmao

[sixpack03]

This shit is so true, had it happen to me lmao.

[herve1348]

g gg g get back in the bathroom!!!

[ImmaStar24]

He's a Mean Daddy

That's how your little bitch ass got here get the fuck back in the room!!!

Lmfao

[tha1andonlyMOE]

1:23 lol

[bustedspleens]

lmao rofl

[KhonsuTheCat]

LOL "Daddy in dere puttin' his dick on mama fo'head again.."

[bsg1132004]

@KhonsuTheCat that shit was funny omg

[xXxiiDiiVAxXx]

walkinq around butt naked in yhur livinq room with a capri-sun !! lmao !!

[leemandela19]

should of fucked her while she was sleep.

[nemiah31]

get up on that!! hahaha

[xxDoveLove]

mike epps is so funny he is funny as hell

[irepelay]

I thought this only happened to me, hahaha

[wolfboy339]

3:00

[beautygurl2007]

he ain lyin dats jus how dey be

[philsense]

Best part hands down is 3:00.

[johngeralddubose]

@philsense Dat Minez too

[TheDev2g]

LLS!! why he had to add in the Capri Sun Yo?

[MtotheIKE25]

Thats so true at 1:00 lol

[brodgers612]

0:37 Stanky Legg lol

[sweedt]

Thug love from next friday!!!

[stockholmsstolthet]

1.33 . you always hear a YEAH! in the crowd!

[khiyenbitch]

lol he's crazy as shittt

[Fuckyourmyspace]

make you all discombobulated

[tarheeltyme715]

"god gave yall dat lil piece of sumthin dat yall workin it dey works it dey works it" dat nigg funny lmao

[Eldoggboy]

DRY Sleepy Pussy

[IISMoKeWeeD420II]

Daddy puttin his dick on mommas forhead again LMFAOROFL THIS NIGGA IS ONE OF THE BEST..

[feddyman25]

lol he said u be helpin around the house when u usually dont..thas real as fuck!

[kinburley]

that shit too funny

[animedude13]

katt williams and mike epps comedy duo. that should happen

[AtheneWinsFan]

i dont understand a word he says

[cboc21]

he's one of the funniest comedians of all time

[Kayyoooo]

hell yeah!

[KhonsuTheCat]

ROFL BUTT NAKED WITTA CAPRI SUN LOL

[Kayyoooo]

That part was funny as hell!!!!!!!

[PubertyAftermath]

Come out the Bathroom Looking like Danny Glover.

[xB1aCKOu7x]

true true true,,lol

capri sun part was funny

[Kayyoooo]

hell yeah!

[Xxchick3nxX]

What was this stand up called?

[Delinvia]

inapropriate behavior......wow i speeled inapropriate wrong lol

[phenom2117]

Daddy in there puttin his dick on mama head again LMFAO

[blakka91]

damn what he says is so true!!!!!!

[mMsJamesIfYaNasty]

that dry sleepy pussy lmao

[55vsd77]

tell me a mothaf*ka that can swoop up under thur and...LOL

[AzulDiamond93]

3:12....funny as shit!

[Cruelkiss3124]

WHY A caprissun

[TheLilScarface]

said dick harder thean chinese arithmetic

[washingtoncrystal88]

butt naked with a capri sun. lol

[225Avery]

1:19 so true

[ForEvaPisces954]

LMAO!!! ROFL!!!

OMG! Mike Epps is a fool yo!

I laughed so hard until tears came out my eyes...dat ain't no joke,dats reality. A man's gonna try anything to get some ass,lol

[Kayyoooo]

lol

[IridescentVelocity]

CONSTRUCTION WORKER LOL

[IridescentVelocity]

my best friend dee dee in san antonio tx

and her whipped boyfriend james from

new jersey LOL!

[mrstmccoy]

LMFAoo lookin like danyy glover n shittt lmfaoooooo

[hzelnut]

top flight security a da world craig!!!

[TG804XX]

lmfaoo memories

[riddim]

lmfao!

[mikedecade]

Too funny too true,I see that shit happens to the best of us!

[Tommyickles1]

my Dick harder then Chinesse math & yue tryinqq t2 say noo

[riddim]

lmao lmao!