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  • Win Gears of War 3: goo.gl\k3U6R

  • @Malique8798 Wow you havent even beat gears 1 or 2 fuck you poser get the fuck off here and dont comment again you suck ass. I bet your just one of those fags who play a game because its popular and have no fucking clue what its about. Fuck you kid your an idiot

  • dude what the fuck ever its worth way more than just the gears 3 fucking beta if thats all you wanted then you should have just pre orderd the game dumbass. Dont play the game if your gonna hate on it go play COD

  • this game was only good for the gears 3 beta

  • haha is such a programmer! "you see the radial blurs here" and "the god beams HERE!"anybody who uses udk knows that you got to study to know all of that!

  • nice..the story is epic and the multiplayer like gears of war 2 its realy a good game, thanks (PEOPLE CAN FLY)

  • great commentary, just honest and language is not a problem

  • @grimaudassh C-My-Butt-For-Free-Scams-And-S­tfu's

  • Epic !

  • See ya, fucker... XD I am so getting this!

  • Polish game makers reformation! So cool!!!!!!!!

  • Like if you never skiped the ad.

  • Just completed "BULLETSTORM"---->This game is Freaking awesome....I thought I was in a action movie with no need for Arnold Schwarzenegger voice.LMAO Even thought I went in a little skeptic... I quickly realized that EPIC,etc crew did there homework and didnt get lazy in programming it right. Each are a--battle felt new and vistas can match any game out there. P.S> Love those sniper rifles--WANTED movie came to mind..i was curving charged bulletts.

    Spoiler Alert:There will be a part 2.

  • Played it for 2 days then I actually sold it

  • dempsey voice dialog@ 3:01 to 3:07 lol and other times

  • dempsey voice dialog@ 3:01 to 3:07 lol

  • the rosetta stone for train XD

  • Lol "fire in the hole"

  • like a kat play with its mouse or a fat kid plays with a cake

  • I definetly liked it! Whoever hasnt preordered this yet u have 2 more days and for ppl on the 360 trust me preorder it u will get the Gears 3 beta totally awesome!! :P

  • @Malique8798 Exactly... There doing a midnight launch at gamestop...getting there at 11:30pm monday.... gonna play until the sun comes up...muhahahahahahahaha... MY XBOX360 slim is gonna blow up...here comes the BOOM!

  • @BLACKSTAR237 LMFAO so true dude. i beat Gears 1 and 2 and just picked up my Bulletstorm Epic Edition. do u have xbl by any chance?

  • @Malique8798 i didt preorder just for the gears 3 i havnt even completed gears 1 but almost gears 2 but THIS GAME WILL RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULE

  • is cool man

  • press Ctrl + w to disable the advertise

  • does he ever change his voice?

    always the same way hes talkin without feelings xD

  • that guy has the most epic voice ever.

  • JUST ePICGREATNESS!!1....u know u''ll have fun playing with those skills...YEaaa =p

  • This game has changed quite alot from when this was recorded. Great game, i have pre-ordered the epic edition :)

  • The "May contain content inappropriet for children" always cracks me up! XD

  • im gonna buy this for multiplayer, i personally dont think the single player is going to be good, but ill give it a shot because it looks great! im not hating im just saying

  • Cliff <3

  • @brumster01 multiplayer isnt like team death match, its coop missions or competitive (who gets better score)

  • just played the demo,and it changed my view on it,pre ordered ! only thing im concerned about in multiplayer is how the leash will work,will it be annoying and overpowered? or will it be on charge after one use?

  • how border lands should hav been, or at least kind of like it

  • Played the demo for this. Just gotta say: FUCK BLACK OPS. THIS is what an FPS should be like: fast paced and FUN. I want a story I'll play an RPG. I want to kill things I play an FPS.

  • multiplayer is gonna be like borderlands only better.

  • "or like a fat kid plays with his cake"

  • 100/100% ;) best game

  • fat bastard from austin powers :P

  • "these gang members have obviously had access to buckets of fried chicken on this planet" lol we need more games like this :)

  • Cliff must really love the Unreal Engine. Well, who doesn't I suppose. Its the best engine out there! >.>

  • hoping forcompetitive multiplayer

  • @lsgmage Echoes and Anarchy. Competitive Multiplayer:  Check!

  • boa scheis werbung läd bei mir ewich-.-

  • he sounds like rob zombie.

  • @Cha0sEn4cer This game definitely won't be like an rpg. It'll be a bit like CoD but more like Gears of War that doesn't take itself too seriously. It'll have a storyline I imagine, but, like I said, I doubt it will be too serious.

  • the only game to give colon cleansings with lead

  • "Like how a cat plays with a mouse or how a fat kid plays with a cake."

  • Is this the demo coming out on the 25th? cause if it is.... I refuse to watch...

  • its not

  • its not i think

  • @thatSTERLINkid it is

  • Im BUYING!!!!!!!!!!

  • this game looks so cool...i cant wait to star killing creativly...this game also has bad-ass humor...rofl.

  • dose this have co op

  • when will there be a demo? it comes out next month...

  • Colon cleansing with Lead! Fuck Yeah! lol

  • Cliff is just tired guys he is a soon to be father stop hating on him.

  • fucking monotone fucker...

  • looks fun i guess

  • Those bolts on the cable would rip your hand off. I still wants this game.

  • So you're a supersoldier that is ultra powerful and mutilates his enemies? *sigh*

  • -Sigh- PC Only?

  • @llButtersll *sigh* He clearly says the colon cleansing with lead is worth 60 dollars, insinuating that the cost of the game is covered just by one thing, and as such, it being for one of the consoles, so how did you get PC from that? Anyway, have you not noticed that Epic Games has released their recent games for Xbox 360? GoW 1&2, Unreal Championship and Tournament games? Also, a simple search will show that it is for PS3, Xbox 360, and PC.

  • @yerfdog1935 Thanks for the harsh response. ^^' I went and google searched it right after I posted that, and I am glad to see that it is on Xbox. I made a guess from the video and I was clearly wrong, and I admit that. Sorry?

  • @llButtersll Sorry for being so harsh. Not sure what I was upset about before I posted that. >.>

  • @yerfdog1935 It's all good. :P

  • 3:58 thats what she said XD

  • this game looks badass... already paid for, just waiting till it comes out.

  • leash this guy to distract him kick off his armor what else to do other then shoot him in the ass if course

  • This game is the soul successor to SERIOUS SAM!

  • Can't wait to play this game but Killzone 3 has me sold already. I will buy this game the week after

  • Metallica references? YES!!!!!!!!!!! Now I REALLY need this game!!!!

  • well cliff sounds fucking mardy

  • no wonder why they delayed gears of war 3, cliff bleszinski was busy creating a kick ass game

  • almost as good as boobies<)

  • HA....GANG BANG

  • If gears of war 3 is not 3rd person anymore Someones gunna be pissed off!

  • @tybike dude, don't get you panties in a knot.

  • This is gears of war 3??? its 1st person now?? wtf? like...wtf? wtf??? wat...the..fuck? i mean.......

    Wtf dood?

    gears is a 3rd person game

  • @tybike its not gears of war 3 this is a separate game not GOW and you need to get this, epic edition if you want Gow beta seesh -__-

  • @moneyshot15 the epic edition costs the same as the regular copy

  • God, cliff bleszinski is such a tool....

  • @SBWaffelmann Sounds like you would gladly suck his cock if given the opportunity.

  • duke nukem + quake = one badass EPIC game!

  • Epic

  • This guy sounds like such a tool.

  • @ChinpokoMaster7

    yeah and you sound like a troll, a youtube ass hole, a video hater, an Enternet bully

  • @RAYtheIMAN

    Why? Because he has an opinion about someone? Yeah, a lot of people think Cliff Bleszinski is a tool, most likely because he is. He's the Dane Cook of the video game world. By the way: It's called the internet, with an I.

  • @SteeleInd

    wow you just prooved that your an idiot and a cyber bully, a Internet low life, a troll, a youtube ass hole.

  • @RAYtheIMAN

    Says the troll to the troll.

  • "A fit kid plays with his cake," I find that offensive Mr. Blezinski.

  • @CRUC1F1CAT1ON i hope it doesnt.. imagine everyone having those whips and those crazy guns and abilities... maybe they'll change it a bit, but i highly doubt them making a multiplayer version

  • @Lountable You're right. There is no competitive multiplayer, but there is a co-op multiplayer.

  • I have never wanted to motherfuckerize any ai in my entire life until I saw this game

  • This game truly looks fucking crazy but i like it!

  • Epic games makes epic games, cant wait till this comes out

  • omg does this have online???

  • @CRUC1F1CAT1ON hell yeah man and it is just as crazy!

  • @BriceH1994 then im going to thoroughly enjoy playing this XD

  • More like... BullSHITstorm! Lol jk this game looks great. You got steve blum goin around killing people and shouting random shit, and a cool theme, better than borderlands, actually

  • people can fly were finally credit for the game they made :P

  • come on giff a demo that we can download and play\

  • i cant wait for 22.2 !!!

  • Cannot wait this game come out. ^ ^

  • "Where'd this giant dick come from?" LMFAO

    Cliff's commentary only added to what looks like a fun, obscene and irreverent FPS. I might seriously consider buying this game.

  • maybe they should stop worrying about this shit and finish gears of war 3

  • @bertsmert7 really.... so youd rather they cancel a game THEIR ONLY PUBLISHING ya stupid fuck

  • this game is fantastic!!!

    

  • god... good looking, looks fun, but QTEs.. really? stupid console developers >.> ...

  • His voice looks more like one of a microsoft sam's relative.

  • I DO NOT SPEAK TRAIN!

  • fire in the hole!

  • I bet a lot of people who says this is stupid care only about story. Don't get me wrong, I want games to push for well-written, deep storylines, but there is a place for games that are just for fuckin' around.

  • @TangyDude55 I heard the guy that wrote Dead space story writes story for this so it couldnt be bad.

  • @TangyDude55 i agree for example black had a bad story but was probly was the best shooters made

  • @TangyDude55 The idea of this game is to make the coolest deaths possible, you don't need a story after that!!!!

  • @TangyDude55

    wtf you talking about.... im the guy who cares only about story and im killing myself for this game

    this game has more of a story then any other game ive seen since final fantasy 10

    this game meshes its story with fucking around... games like black ops is just sad cuz all it is is killing each other.... theres a name for people who just like to kill others and enjoy the sound of gunfire... serial killers

    the people who say this game is stupid are gamers who only play cod

  • @Turatle Sorry, i idn't mean any offense. It's just that I'm always seeing someone on commenting on a video of a game that looks like it will be mainly gameplay and they just say it sucks because it's stupid and mindless. This game to me looks like mindless fun with a possible story (the only thing I know about this game's story is what I read in Game Informer) I haven't totally been keeping tabs. But honestly, I think a game can be pretty good without story as long as it is entertaining.

  • @TangyDude55

    oh you didnt offend me... its just your the first person who said that and it surprised me and i just had to share my opinion

    but if there is no story what about what happened when cyborg grabbed the electric thing to recharge.... it was scripted it had sentences.... it was story... and it was freaking HILARIOUS!!! "you scared the dick off me!!!" and when the fat guy with the badass gun walks down the plank "where did this big dick come from" (LMFAO) thats all story

  • @TangyDude55 E.g. Just Cause 2 :>

  • @TangyDude55 I really love how it combines the scoring with the FPS ... to me it's like an Arcade game feel ^-^

  • @TangyDude55 i agree with you but dont you think there is more then enough of those games around? hell i can think of 3 off the top off my head

  • @TangyDude55 I was suprised there even is a story in it :P

  • @TangyDude55

    people that say this game is stupid just cant buy it because their parents saw that it has nudity and stuff haha

    little kids 

  • So I've got my leash in my left hand...do I put the dildo in my right?

  • CLIFFYB!!!!

  • "See ya' fucker"

  • a fat kid plays with his cake? um.. ohhkaayy....

  • che bellezza ragazzi!!!!

  • This game looks really stupid.

  • I'm fat and I find this HILARIOUS! Like a fat kid with cake xD

    I am so pre-ordering this

  • "see ya fucker" ROFL

  • play with enemy's like a cat plays with mose and a fat guy plays with cake lol

  • we do not hav the rosetta stone for train!

  • Fire in the hole HAHAHA

  • Since this is multiplatform, its safe to assume it will be inferior on the PS3 since developers tend to be too lazy when it comes to coding for the PS3 and don't know how to properly the PS3's 6 cores, such a shame. Seems that only PS3 exclusives do it right.

  • @Hoshikage869 will everyone get the same framerate on the console versions

  • @killer0yx I have no clue.

  • @killer0yx

    No. PC owners will get much better framerate and graphics than Shitbox360 and Fagstation 3 owners ;)

  • @2muchfreetime4irakli I own all three but my computer cant run this so I ll just use my 360

  • @Hoshikage869 -_- NO! we dont want people getting pissed and the pc can have up to 8 cores and an amazing graphics card for $200 the pc is doing just fine! most exclusives are just retarted i like when they make em all the systems!

  • While this looks like a really cool shooter, i'm not buying unless there is an online mode.

  • This loooks awesome!!!6 people are either blind or retarded

  • graphics look outdated, but it looks interesting

  • @1Zeph1 if this is outdated for you,then you have high as fuck expectations for graphics! lol

  • colon-cleansing with lead... sounds good

  • Lol you can play with your enemies like a cat plays with a mouse.. or a fat kid plays with his cake

  • only for xbox ?

    

  • looks a lot like borderlands with some more real-life graphics and an actual storyline.. maybe gonna try it out, but i like borderlands too much... :\

  • @dragua16 Borderlands <3 One of the best games I've ever played. Heard about the new DLC coming out next month?

  • UMMM ONE QUESTION MUTIPLAYER

    

  • @mrrfun6 There wil be co-op and online multiplayer.

  • @TributA1 There's not Co-Op unfortunately :/

  • 2011s gonna be a good year for games....well most of them.

  • @DEMONDAY yea 2010 hafe lame game,s 2011 AWESOM GAME YEAR 

  • seriusly when will epic remake unreal tournament da right way 3 was a fuck up we liked 2004 and 1 cause of da epic custimization and the fact dat once u got good in da game u really could fucking go around not getting fucking hit at all not da excuse for dodgeing shit dat was in 3 we tired of u making theese games were u just run in gun ho like some american movie bad ass

  • 6 people wants this to be Xbox 360's Only Exclusive like gears of war.

  • oh cliff, your writers are so unfunny.

  • "see ya fucker" Cliffy B you legend.

  • hey I'm fat just because of that I'm not getting it yeah take that clifford

  • Wow.. just Wow! "See ya fucker!" lol the commentary was fantastic too. Its like talking with any of your gamer friends about anything. I will be purchasing this.

  • 3:18 and we got a gang bang right there

  • bleh

  • 3:00 "See ya fucker" =D