The Legend of Link's Distractions

[kasman2]

9 for rape!

[MelvinJeffreyJ]

Rape jokes are never funny. I stopped watching as soon as the video got to that part.

[Mexithai420]

Haha i play the game like this

[matias3381]

I love the charmin old spice commercial!!!

[panther34121]

i hate the sony tablet commericals...oh you can control the TV with it? oh thats right only if you have a SONY TV...fuckers

[dragonnottin]

this is funny because anyone that has played any of the newer, less linear zelda games has spent time juts bullshitting around knowing everyone is dying

[kagomechanlove]

O_O I had the same face as Link at the rape part >XD

[UnitedKoopaTroopas]

@TrueEnergizerBunnies ok so @Ptatoface doesnt understand what you meant. when link wins the target contest, he wins a larger bullet pouch ex: link has a 30 bullet carrying capacity. if he wins the minigame, he wins a larger pouch that can carry 40

[Mrstobastoba]

Link is tails from sonic for hire

[Ptatoface]

@TrueEnergizerBunnies

The man gives you the ammo to shoot the targets

[XCJXXC3S4RX]

OH MY GOD!

The tenth chicken! :D

[TheDeathwhish]

Ganondorf was having some quality time with Zelda behind that tree

[TrueEnergizerBunnies]

Wait, he is using sling shot amo to win sling shot amo?

[robloxman119]

... nuff' said

[Number1JDAWG]

okay so am i the only one that found that dude really annoying?

He see's his village under attack and rather than do anything about it he goes around trying to get link to stop the bad guys! As the village is under attack rather than pick up a sword and fight, he goes around and complains to link like a little bitch... what a fucking pussy

[Crimsonfangg]

@Number1JDAWG Its a joke.. the point is that during the zelda games, the world is falling apart and you're wasting your time fishing and doing pointless side quests. No need to get worked up about it.

[Number1JDAWG]

@Crimsonfangg DAMNIT IM ALREADY WORKED UP!

no way can i calm down now...

[Crimsonfangg]

@Number1JDAWG TO CAPITOL HILL WITH YOU THEN! STOP THE INEQUALITY!

[Number1JDAWG]

@Crimsonfangg hahahaha i busted out laughing at that

[TheExplodingPumpkin]

Apparently, Link has ADD.

If you're going to rage, then I will just say that I have ADD in my own defense.

[thatdude285]

Oh my gosh. Link is talking.

[pandora3579]

Oh my God... The tenth chicken!

[killeing]

its sad because its true XD

[APocketOfTime]

Hey, YOU try fighting Ganon with only one bottled fairy!

[Jellonator00]

@APocketOfTime try beating Ganon doing the three hearts challenge.

[SirSquashedBeetle]

So that's what link's voice sounds like...

[BartyRick]

Uhhhhhh did anyone else notice he had his hat on the whole time O_o

[MarioSonicGameMaster]

@BartyRick when he siad he had to get his hat back he meant the hotel hat

[MrPurpleTux1]

did you know money appears thrashing round in the grass

[Lelouchxzero1]

now that I think about it. I literally spent loads of time..doing the same thing..so why didn't Gannondorf do all this?

[hoopsandyoyo953]

Oh my god... It's the tenth chicken!!!!

[Supergordan64]

Now this right here is the real gameplay!

[gfkxj123]

Link used to be a capable hero but den he took an arrow to da knee.

[Supergordan64]

@gfkxj123 Yep, real origninal

[MrOttoow]

2:16

Better than Youporn.com



[TheMrUsername10]

press 9 for a tree

[pacemannumber31]

I. Can. Never. Watch. Just. One. collegehumor video

[XxSilverSaturnxX]

He's Tails from Sonic for Hire right?

[MrZipapezooda]

im surprised that there arent any LoZ easter eggs in skyrim

[1littlg8]

Funny how the guy getting mad at link looks a lot like my dad

[jordan171998]

I wish they make the game show on machinima again

[TheLinkZeldaGanon]

this is f*ng hilarious

[ElectricJellyDonut]

Oh my god...THE TENTH CHICKEN!!!

[Prime2402]

Worst Captions Ever for once Youtube do a good bad thing hehehehe...

[DrHaxful]

That 2:16 Way

[pbmnile]

turn captions on and enjoy :)

[ZeldafanNr2]

The guy looks like Bruc from Family Guy

[natsu67801]

ADHD much

[metabot076]

link, you have just lost your mind over gay shit, oh and gadadorft (srry my spelling sucks) have a nice time doing what your doing :)

[laughandhelp]

adhd

[stingerbee5000]

But he still has his hat on.

[sagemeline]

@stingerbee5000 That's the point. (:

[cblakewagner]

ROFL!!!

[commander990]

Adhd much

[iNumaness]

Link is so awesome making fun of him isn't that funny.

[IncertusetNescio]

The sad thing is the game is pretty much like this in EVERY LOZ game ever. -_-

[TheCoolGuy367]

Link doesn't use the slingshot in OOT as and adult... He uses it as a kid. But, he does use the slingshot as an adult in twilight princess.

[MrWannabeloser]

@TheCoolGuy367

And Skyward Sword.

[LoneSWarrior]

Link doesn't care because he's the hero of time...

He can use the Ocarina of Time to go back in time.

Why the f*ck does he care?

[ReaperMan50]

I see this as making fun of how many side quests there are in the game

[RockerBlondie7]

But...but...but he still has his hat!!! Why do you need a song for what you still have?!

Oh...my...god...THE TENTH CHICKEN!!! come here chicken!!! Lol

[DarkKingLightKing]

Funny as hell

[MineetheUmbreon]

This is what I do every time I play this game!

[kqratse]

never hide behind trees! if you know what i mean

[spartanator1356]

Link must have ADHD, like me!

[Shirogasakigirl]

I remeber when I played Ocarina of time....When I was in amission, I liked to complete the seconds mini-games more than the real mission!!! Just like in the video!!! XD XD XDDDDDD

[bestpwnageever]

Press 9 for RAPE LOL

[PokemonTrainer77]

Why does this sound like something from Family Guy?

[TheSickening4111]

Why does Grown up link have a slingshot?

[BuddyRider]

@TheSickening4111 Adult Link hasa pair of tights over his legs so they don't show, that sound the slingshot is making is actually the sound it makes when you have NO ammo and there shouldn't even be a shooting gallery because when ganondorf takes over, every business in Castle Town and the town itself is barren. If we keep counting the errors and the things that aren't from the game, theres no purposein watching this video at all.

[TsrisChris]

@TheSickening4111 its not grown up link...grown up link wears white tights or wutever under his tunic, young link wheres nothing under his tunic sooo

[Nyalbel]

@TheSickening4111 If you look closely I think he's not really an adult at all. He's missing his pants and his gauntlets. Not to mention he don't even have a sword just the sheath and it's brown so it should be the kokiri sword sheath :)

[tirsod2000]

@TheSickening4111 Because kid link cant use slignshot

theres no Small version for slingshot

[GoodJobGuy]

@TheSickening4111 That was the same thing I was thinking when I saw this video. WTF is up with that?

[Left4DeadMaker]

@TheSickening4111 

[RebornDrummerz]

@TheSickening4111 ever played twilight princess?

[MyComicStyle]

@TheSickening4111 Right? Grown ups can't use slingshots! That's insane!

[rattons1]

@TheSickening4111

couldn't afford a gun,

[VideoQuestEx]

Funny until the "rape".......well, at least they don't show anything.........

[tobiaz08]

This reminds me how awesome the minigames of Zelda was, cant compare them to anything, even fishing was exiting, FISHING!

[catyeyes87]

I hate the ad they're showing now. :(

[c1rcu1tn3rd]

@catyeyes87 install adblock plus

[gnomeoandjuliet24688]

OHHH! the like/dislike bar makes a pencil!

[ryanclemons1]

@gnomeoandjuliet24688 OMG IT'S TRUE!

[secretkeeper12]

Lol

[mw3bowdown]

dude:link thank god, please zelda is getting oral raped while getting stabbed in her boob. please kill ganon.

link:yeah, but after i eat apples and do a scene that takes 5 minutes to get 20 rupees.

dude:WTF! my wife got eaten by a monster apple! kill the f****** evil dude

[PeriwinkleOctopussy]

I feel like with how hard he works and how young he is he kind of earned a few distractions. And its not like that guy is doing anything :/ just saying

[mkraider96]

Lool, at least Zelda is with a man that can speak now.

[300darkdragon]

2:19 XD i LOLED so hard!

[killer21410]

hahaha zelda is no longer a virgin. XD

[torcor22]

The characters are like the ''Family Guy'' characters.

[zoerickard]

Gotta love it! Making me nostaligic, the music in the games rooms! AIEE I hated that freaking archery stuff!

[shyMarioguy]

That guy seems to be taking it pretty well for someone who lost most of his family :O

[cinderellasdownfall]

Hey guys look 2:31 is magic :/

[TheUnrealStudios]

citizen: Link WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP ^&*%ing around with these chickens and fishing and eyedrops and just go stop Ganondorf! He's raping zelda!

Link: yeah yeah okay but who wants to fight Ganon without the Biggon Sword? What you expect me to use the Megaton hammer?! Naw bro, need to do this side quest. :P

citizen:............ i hate you -_-

[victormorenoortega]

this guy should be the next navi or midna

[rufusbruder]

L-I-N-K more like L-I-N- GAY!!!!

[TheRyanshort]

That's the voice of tails from sonic for hire

[victormorenoortega]

@TheRyanshort where did you think the animation of the roast of mario has the exact same sprites?

[TheAnimeFan5]

Oops I meant 2011...

[TheAnimeFan5]

Watched this movie in like 2010 or something...Then YouTube told me

I couldn't watch it cause it was rated "18 or older"...but I WAS "18 or over" my account won't let me put my correct age...

[jonethot33]

Why did it skip 2:31? :(

[Hibird540]

press 9

[chaosisraining666]

Rape is funny. When you play Halo.

[chaosisraining666]

@MetroArtyom2033 He used it for like 10 seconds but it wasn't in the sheath, and Navi wasn't even there to bug him. Lol

[jblvr21]

rape jokes aren't even appropriate. it was funny until that part. -.-

[SilentShotV]

@jblvr21 Tough childhood huh. My regards.

[jayjacobson14]

@jblvr21 It's simple. Rape jokes ARE funny. Rape is not.

[Beelzebub02]

@jblvr21 and yet you're like the only one who thinks this

[YFZriderdude15]

@Beelzebub02 exactly

[ManganimeLuva]

@jblvr21 I agree completely.

[princesspeach4100]

hahahah i could so see this on robot chicken

[MashPotatoBoy]

That will never happen in majora's mask. If it did, link can just play the song of time and go back to the 1st day.

[LuisBelloB]

@MashPotatoBoy thats not majora's mask, thats ocarina of time

[chaosisraining666]

WHERE THE FUCK is Navi and the Master Sword?

[MetroArtyom2033]

@chaosisraining666 He's using the Master Sword...

[ilikeGorillaz1]

a 26 pounder? i caught a 10 pounder as a kid and there's a 26 pounder? whoa!!!

[JuhMoskita]

raping zelda its just wrong.. shes not hot shes marriage material

[1stpltpkmnTR]

yayZ

[sunseteyes69]

that is adult link why does he have child links sling shot???

[LuisBelloB]

@sunseteyes69 he is algo dress as young link, with no white pants and the leather gloves

[MrLarryorr]

MONSTER RAPE! AHHHHHHHHHHH

[dudebladeX]

he kidnapped zelda AGAIN?!?!

[ozzkar96]

hmmm it fells like me when i play zelda :P

[bartvb100]

that bird that stole his hat? he has his hat on his head xD

[MrLegbert]

Rape is never funny.

[GenuineUnoriginal]

@MrLegbert Tell that to the french.

[mitebg]

@MrLegbert

I don't see how THIS "rape" is offensive (cruel) towards anybody. It lasts less than 3 seconds, you don't see a thing ( you don't see the face for example). And for gods sake it is animated in 2d! The brutality was brought down to a minimum...jesus, people i'd say i didn't see anything brutal there at all. Please, have some sense! And for the record, i laughed when i watched it!

[Alder791]

@mitebg Yes well not everybody has a sick sense of humor, you know like the people who've had somebody close to them go through that. That type of thing ruins lives, and is in absolutely no way amusing.

[takocolt]

@Alder791 not if you're gonna talk like that...

also, since it was meant for fun i take it as fun. If i see someone blowing up the twin towers as a joke in a video, ofc i'd laugh

[Alder791]

@takocolt You're right, I'm sorry. It was meant for fun, but personally I don't see the fun in seeing something like that.

[Zaxomio]

@Alder791 except. It's hilarious so suck a dick and dont watch if u dont feel offended or something. Dont go around ruining other peoples fun

[jameslolification]

@MrLegbert hehe. rape.

[funguyround]

@MrLegbert rape is always funny

[albinomonkey27]

@MrLegbert until now

[TheNinjazorz]

It was boring until the rape part

[ninjatigyee]

lol ikr im doing sidequests and getting the hylian shield before getting the triforce :L

[THAC0MANIC]

was kinda funny up to the rape part, becouse we all know she was willing, cant rape the willing. Oh wait.

[theangusbugg]

That's me playing any of the Elder Scrolls games or Fallout lol. 40 hours in, and I haven't even talked to the Jarl of Whiterun. EPIC WIN!!!

[ehilly5872]

Citizen: Dragonborn, the dragons are destroying every single hold capital in Skyrim!

Dragonborn: Yeah, yeah, just let me kill this giant, find all the dragon priest masks and get the legendary golden mask, get my smithing up to 100, do all the guild quests, the civil war quests, the deadric quests, find all 24 unusual gems, find and combine the gaulder amulet fragments and do some more miscellaneous objectives, then I'll help you, K'?

Citizen: ........

[jochemlol]

@ehilly5872 Citizen: "DRAGONBORN! The Dragons are destroying EVERY SINGLE hold Capital in Skyrim!" Dragonborn: "Well, that's what i spawned them for...Here, give it a try...-writes down dragon spawn script-" Citizen: "FFF YEAAAH!"

[Talis116]

@ehilly5872

eh once you have that combination of items that makes you literally immortal you dont really NEED to finish the main qust anymore :D

[TheMartinIron]

@ehilly5872 I was thinking the same thing :D

[1jameskim1231]

hey dude if we didn't do the side quests we whould have12 hearts we need the side qusets

[UnorthodoxedRibena]

Aw, chicken chaser.. LOOK AT THE CHICKENS RUN!!

[MRguywithlazereyes]

I wanna fuck Zelda :)

[omegadragon1000]

@MRguywithlazereyes Epic loser

[phantom125555]

press 5 repeatedly for "dick" in a slightly russian accent

[Noureddin91]

@phantom125555 I like pressing "6" and "9" the most.

[Njilin]

Hyrule needs a new hero

[Blad3dRage]

omg college humor needs to do the same thing but with skyrim. i mean seriously, with all the side quests and shit its extremely easy to leave the main quest line til the very end...especially since u dont get jack shit for actually finishing it -.-

[vonnaze234]

hhahahahahahaha LOL

[TheEnigmaConundrum]

press 9 for rape

[BillyTheTeen95]

1:48 he has his hat

[tjrowlands17]

lol is that Mystery Man Kroe seroius? He is an embarrassment to America. Get off welfare and go to school

[Rifalltoo]

Sidequests = awesome.

[someguy724]

@Rifalltoo and Majora's Mask has the most sidequests so.... MM #1

[smartcarrollerskates]

@someguy724 majoras mask was like 80% sidequests. thats what happens when the whole game only has four dungeons

[Rifalltoo]

@smartcarrollerskates Well, it was originally supposed to have 6 dungeons and 7 days.

[samedman1]

@Rifalltoo press 9 for RAPE

[Azzi61]

If he would've offered link a reward for beating gannon he would've probably would fight.

[VamfireTheVampire]

that seems like how the game is, wasting time doing other things before you can go beat the boss

[MrLotharofhillpeople]

Actually liked the Calvin Klein commercial prior to the vid. Dang, got to get me some of those belts and watches. Still wearing Amigo, and Expedition watches.

[MineMurphydog]

Thumb this comment to protest SOPA

[iNoreply321]

@MineMurphydog go fuck youre self you prick noone likes you

[slimkriby]

i loved this game it made me happy that i was losing

[n64p3]

I love that game...

[CriketNeeResponse]

lol all that stuff is important so u can be stronger when fighting ganondorf but its still reall funy

[dutrank]

FAKE. Link don't talk!