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  • Seriously?

    

  • шо за хуйня)

  • possibly one of the worst movies I have seen....when this movie was all done why didn't someone say this is a shitty ass movie!!!

  • How the hell did this got on netflix -.-

  • Oh, great now the twilight series include ninjas -.- I HAVE TO SEE IT!!!!!!!!! O.O

  • "...did they sparkle?" Just for that this totally worths it.

  • lame,stupid,unreal............­all d bad comments continued

  • Imagine Ninja vampire mage ^^

  • the next movie its gona be aliens vs tires of the nre movie rubber :P

  • At least there's no sparkles!

  • who won ninja's or vampires i vote for ninja's!

  • what the fuck ??? ...

  • I doubt it made it to the big screen lol

  • What the Christ.

  • Well...Lord can you please give me back those 2:36 seconds of my life? I need to do something useful with them...

  • si...hemos tocado fondo.

  • i actually saw this,the ending was the gayest i have ever seen!

  • whats next cowboys & aliens oh s***

  • at least the porn looked real

  • @mazda32392 lol

  • A great movie directed by NIKOLAI CRAPOWSKI

  • HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW BITCHES! lmao..

  • these guys must be rich, beacuse this will not bring in anything other then complaints..

  • these guys must be rich, beacuse this will not bring in anything other then complaints..

  • fake and gay

  • i don't understand why its always, NINJAS, COWBOYS, VAMPIRES AND ALIENS

  • @Xena0101

    Cos they are classic stereotypes of their respective genres.

  • not the best movie ever :D

  • lol

  • it can only be good when u get high with friends and laugh how pathetic it is ,but im not even sure about that

  • wee Ü

  • funny i didnt know that all the ninjas ended up to be american

  • @rabi394 hahahah

  • lol i thought this was like a joke, its like somthing rooster teeth would do..

  • wtf??

  • wow, those were some awesome effects... what was that? like paint MS or something?

  • I hope you know that this isn't real.

  • @2pac4e it is real, its on TPB right now, top 100 to Q.Q!

  • wow seriously?????

  • shit

  • lol

    

  • This movie needs James Cameron or Jerry Brukheimer to save it from suckage.

  • NUMMIES! This reminded me of the start of a porn or something lmao, and anything with that level of cheese has always turned to be out worth watching in my books.

  • horrible. And cheap. No thanks.

  • THIS TRILAR MAKES ME WANNA FART

  • all the good parts are in the trailer lolz

  • is this a school project movie???

  • omg low budget shit...

  • weak

  • Like that more low budget movies is getting some space nowadays. Check out The Troll Hunter for example!

  • the comedy is good. but its need good fight and good editing . i think

  • im planning to download this movie but after watching the trailer, im having second thought..

  • ROFL XDDDDD WTF is this lol

  • 0:23 They made this design with Power point. Cheap Amateur company... why do they make these movies, mabye they sell good in Africa.

  • This would probably be better as an anime.

  • =))ROFL!ROFL!ROFL!ROFLROFLROFL­ROFL

  • LOL

  • oh yeah, movie of 2U$S... sucks.

  • Saw it and it was in fact good :o

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  • this is fcking gay!!!! no offense!

  • Ninjas win lol

  • The best porn ever!..

  • Weren't there ninjas and vampires in Blade 2?

  • I watched this lol it kind of sucked but the plot was good and it was really funny! Just te graphics...

  • is there even an asian in this movie...? i mean... originally, ninjas were asian

  • I am not hating this.

  • Another 5$ movie Ü

  • @GloshGrindcore Wait so we have to pay to see this?

  • @GloshGrindcore You're quite generous !

  • funny how u say the reviews have been great because its rated 2.2/10 lmfao it looks horrible and is horrible.

  • i was watching fharry potter trailers..how the fuck did i end up here??

  • ninjas

    

  • really xD

    

  • Nomies!!

  • girl wit dumb eyebrows "we were hanging out"

    white asian guy "how you get home"

    eyebrows girl " i ..... i dont know"

    (stupid song)

  • Okay, I like this. I like this because the trailer doesn't give much away, I just saw the movie on Netflix and IMMEDIATELY am writing up a new blog post with it in mind.

    This is not a cerebral movie, this is not to be intellectualized or thought of too deeply, y'knowwhatImean? This is just a good action movie with enjoyable fight scenes.

    Certainly better than Twilight...coulda used these "Ninjas" there....

    I enjoy this movie for the same reason I enjoy MST3K or Kwoon. It's just stupid fun.

  • snickers. Ok, but, but funny at the same time. Did they sparkle? love that line

  • hehehehe....DID THEY SPARKLE?

    good question :D

  • i was expecting that the ninja would have been asian

  • Wtf is this??

  • What..the..fuck!

  • one question did uwe boll make this?

  • LOL

  • umm yummy lol very good acting

  • ill watch barney instd

  • cme 2 my page

    and post tee hee

  • lol i arse a NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

  • khankimagi marka movie ...!!!

    

  • goddamn it where the hell is JAMES BOND!?

    he's not in alien vs ninjas and he's not in ninja vs vampires WTF!?

    damn it japan why you do dis!?

  • duuude who gives a shit about vampires anymore!?

  • The Effects are made with paint...

  • this makes every uwe boll movie look good

  • god why does that website filmsi.co.cc. even bother making all these fake ass accounts trying to praise advertise itself and @homeomodulation the fake ass acc anyways your comment doesnt even fucking match the movie

  • Modern nin-jutsu is an insult

  • THe effects are pretty cheap, but this looks quite entertaining. And the dialogue sounds hilarious. I might watch it.

    Wanna see a bad movie? Check out Streetfighter: Legend of ChunLi.

  • Nummy XD

  • This movie looks so awesome i cant wait not to watch it.....

  • I just saw this movie and all the dislikes are totally unfair. This movie was okay. According to IMDB, the budget for this film was $15,000. Do you have ANY idea how low of a budget that is to make a movie?!? Compare that to "Thor" which was released at the same time; it's budget was $150 million!!!

    And as far as entertainment goes, Thor was just barely better than this. I'd take a C grade movie with no budget over a C grade movie with a $150 million budget, anyday!

  • Nummies?? C'mon

  • @XxXpwincess101XxX Either way, please don't do that. You're missing out on the flick, though.. Fangoria (and most other critics) kinda like it.

  • for example: "Somebody likes redheads while hopped up on Asian cocaine" (sorry if that offended anybody) lol

  • freeze frame at 0:33 I was lulzn to the max. This is why it's bad to show too much emotion when acting, your face will make a strange funny expression and if it's on the net it'll be spread and known forever. XDDD hahahahaha

  • 1:57 Mortal Combat graphics hahaha

  • It is done!

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  • LOL... How ya like me now, bitches! - Epic

  • wowwwwwwwww when is the good part going come. IS THIS A PORN???

  • @WARGIRLWARGIRL FYI: Fangoria kinda liked it a lot!.. its on their front page now, check it out!

  • WTF??? This shit made me laugh so hard i almost pissed myself!!! :'D

  • @XxXpwincess101XxX @WARGIRLWARGIRL FYI: Fangoria (fangoria.com) kinda liked it a lot!.. its on their front page now, check it out!

  • Oh wow really. What the world coming to. Lol

  • @onlydadopest Its actually a lot of fun.. the reviews have been pretty tight, mostly.. check out the review on the Fangoria frontpage right now.. its a lot of fun!

  • @nvzmovie i'll check it out when it come on netflix.

  • @onlydadopest Thanks! If you have Fios or Dish Network, its on PPV starting tomorrow!

  • the buget was the same as the price of loaf of bread o.-

  • @L0vdoc But really, really expensive bread. Check out the positive reviews (like the one on the FANGORIA frontpage right now)

  • oh wow... just wow.....

  • is this a porno?

  • @RicoshetSC A porno of awesome having porny sex with more awesome.. seriously, the reviews have been pretty tight.. check out FANGORIA.. we'r eon their front page right now.

  • @RicoshetSC

    Ninja-vampire-porn? Mh, that is making thinking.

  • I see a future Emmy Award

  • LMAO!! Wow!! Really?

  • if this movie was high budget it wouldv been somthing but this looks like a youtube vid >.>

  • wtf :D

  • Second best movie ever (after Aquaman)

  • is that a stargate at 1:57???

  • This looks awful. And not in the "it's so bad it's good" way. More in the "my mom let us use the house to film it for a highschool project" way.

  • @wageofsins yet the reviews have been really good (check out FANGORIA) - but hey, to each their own.

  • @nvzmovie No one knows wtf fangora is, what we do know is this looks like a piece of shit....put down mums JVC camera and go back to school

  • @wageofsins i watched it, it was pretty awful but it was so bad it was good. Plus there were a few good comical moments as well.

  • its a ANDREW KRAMER's AFTER EFFECTS VISUAL FEST :D

    the only thing that makes me wanna watch this is the 2:00 scene

  • Look up NINJAS VS VAMPIRES Review on google.. its gotten really good reviews!

  • This is obviously a b movie, but has anybody seen it? Is it actually good?

  • @Stormland Google'd reviews look pretty good.

  • @Mouth04 really. I may check it out then. The guy with the fangs at the beginning is what killed it for me. lol.

  • those vampires don't stand a chance

  • the ninjas should be Japanese

  • NINJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • "Did they sparkle?" WIN :D

  • @LadyFoxfire most epic part of the film xDDD

  • vampires are gay

  • i hate vampires, they suck.

  • You gotta love how the vampire special effects are at the same level as Twilight. =D

  • "You were attack byvampires and ninja came and save you..." omg 

  • How Ya Like Me Now Bitches???? LMAO! +1

  • Next,..... Ninjas VS. Mega Shark!

  • Looking forward to this coming out on DVD! Wish it was playing near us, the whole Stoopid Movie crew would go watch it just to support you guys!

  • Looking forward to this coming out on DVD!

  • Ninjas vs Twilight XD and i think i want vampires to win also ninjas cause theyre both cool

  • Looks like japanese people saw twilight =)

  • What programe you us for this?

  • To hell with the blood suckers! XD

  • GO NINJAS!!!

  • Very glad it turned out so well. Nummies!

  • holy crap! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!! this needs to get featured howd u do this?

  • Awesome sauce!

  • 1:48 I see myself . . . :D

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