The 100 Greatest Movie Threats of All Time

[pErexiDe]

10:05 fucking the best!

[SangsooHatesYou]

0:49...more like Cheesy? lol

[SangsooHatesYou]

@SangsooHatesYou 0:46 i meant.

[1SpeedDean]

@6:56

is that physically possible?

[espokid123]

whats the movie t 1:55?

[donnyishigh]

which movie is at 5:31?

[donnyishigh]

thats funny your gonna look pretty funny sucking my d**k with no teeth

[sausagemanlorne23]

I like how half of these are tarantino films

[kniprm]

@sausagemanlorne23 3 tarantino films out of 100. yeah, ok.

[Shinobido567]

whats the movie at 8:01 ?

[00dalemachin]

@Shinobido567 From dusk till dawn

[garkr]

Most of these go on the cheesy list. LMAO.

And you cut short the Liam Nesson Taken quotation. =(

[IrishNut]

NOT MY LITTLE DOG TOO T____T

[Bellairs120466]

Joe Pesci is possibly the angriest man I've ever seen on television.

[Cpt50Caliber]

Theres a lot to do with skulls and fucking and piss

[CKNYoung]

6:23 wats the name of the movie that DelToro is in?

[ntlthsnxplds]

@CKNYoung The Way of the Gun

[varanmerten]

Welcome to colinwood ... BEST Kill Bill ... WORST

[CKNYoung]

but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach AND BREAK YOUR GODDAMN SPIINE!!!!

[MightyMetron]

So much hate.

[CRaZyPE143]

Joe pesci is obviously the god of threats

[KevinSmith123321]

Dont you ever try to fuc*in run from us......cuz i got 6little friends...and they can all run faster then you

[KevinSmith123321]

I will personally higher people to a** f*** you

[AfrikaaBombeetza]

your gonna look pretty funny tryna eat corn on the cob with NO FUCKEN TEETH

[TheFingerbuns]

PISSED BLOOD

[ILoveTrains34]

1:43 Is HILARIOUS!

[caimisace]

i'm gonna take you to the bank senator,.. the blood bank

[WiseAlbatross]

first one, best one

[weeweeeewee]

Which film is 0:50 ?

[varanmerten]

@weeweeeewee back to the future 3

[VampireMutilator]

5:12 I started to laugh uncontrollably. xD

[raphaelis666]

There Will Be Blood



[wnk1984]

LOL 6:57 love that movie

[Dragon51673]

press six, watch for exactly two seconds, laugh your ass off.

[kickitmountainstyle]

2:26 ... I laughed so hard I coughed up blood the first time I heard that

[94ruski]

Whats the name of the film with samuel Jackson that appears at 7:02 in the video?

[tharealYonas28]

@94ruski The Long Kiss Goodnight

[swunka11]

6:53 mr krabs says a bad word

[Shanethefilmmaker]

@swunka11 he may be mr krabs to you but in the generation before mine, he was known as the kurgan a violent sociopath immortal that has a pension for mayhem rape murder and rape.

[MarleysMellowMood]

"Come quietly or there will be.. trouble."

[LOTDification]

"ill rip out your eyes and piss on your brain."

[swingkingUK]

'I am gonna ask you questions. And every time you don't give me answers, I'm gonna cut something off. And I promise you, they will be things you will miss'- The Bride, Kill Bill Vol.1

[AscendingParadigm]

MISSING: The Rock - "I'll take pleasure in gutting you, boy!"

[Delicatesex]

You cold - blooded bastard , I live to see you eat that contract , but I hope you have enough room for my fist because im gonna ram it in your stomach and break your god damn spine

[moonlightgodess25]

I've got a message for your boss. Tell him if he fucking threatens me one more time, I'm going to personally hunt him down in the middle of night, and stab his fucking black heart with my four inch high heels. Got it?

I made that up!

[nixkuroi]

Lucy Liu delivered that line and it gave me goosebumps.

[SIRHENNY1]

@nixkuroi whats that movie called

[TimeHero123]

Where's 4:14 from?

[aly1170]

@TimeHero123 Thats from the film "speed" with kiano reeves and sandra Bullock

[boricua9071]

Why one is that al pacino quote from

[mfknepic]

3:36 - 3: 40 Genius!

[ThunderJunkOC]

4:45 I'll be damned if anyone can play a psycho better than Jack.

[jake2001JJ]

I'm gonna take you to the bank senator........ the sperm bank........

[Regzus]

Joe Pesci Greatest.

[frat706]

youre gonna look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cob WITH NO FUCKING TEETH!

[MrWonkoSane]

The Segal quote belongs on the cheesiest video!

[ryan50ryan]

Man, Lucy Liu is beautiful even with blood on her face while she threatens to cut off your head. Those freckles.

[ben94611]

LOL

Mulan is in this show

[WOOGIE258]

ill rip your balls off and stuff them up your ass so that the next time you shit youll shit all over your balls

[OswaldtheFourth]

The range of emotion at 2:32. Good lord. I giggle every time.

[darkdialga777]

all of these where said and DONE to the people who passed ACTA

[moonlightgodess25]

Say what again. I dare you! I double dare you!

.....Challenge accepted...WAIT! OH, FUCK, NO!

[dalylfc]

what is the film with the scottish guy abusing the kid?

[uchihatheitachi]

Ok. Now list all of these movies.

[jason69332]

i will get you my pretty lol:)

[MyKCchiefs]

Red, "I got the muscle to shove enough of this factory so far up your stupid whop ass that you'll shit snow for a year."

[SuperChand86]

TANK GIRL YAAAA

[Kthonix]

"I will shit IN you."

[mark1138]

so happy you put the Wiz of Oz in there!

[RadicalMassacre]

Nao go ah-wehy or ah will taunt you ah sec-ond tah-muh :D monty-fuckin-python, never gets old

[Bluebunni2211]

Major payne quote was the funniest!!!

[CDub7888]

A good one by Denzel in Remember the Titans:

"We will be perfect in every aspect of the game. You drop a pass, you run a mile. You miss a blocking assignment, you run a mile. You fumble the football, and I will break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts...and then you will run a mile."

[clutchmc22]

Don't eyeball me tough guy when I was in the joint I fucked guys bigger than you! , -name that movie-

[Elementalism]

Where is Chuck Norris's classic invasion USA line? "If you come back in here I am going to hit you with so many rights, you are going to beg for a left"

[afran17]

I will make it my mission in life!

[MRTEL7777]

I LOVE TROPIC THUNDER!!!!! TOM CRUISE.

[garyel828]

"I'd be very, very careful with who you talk to about that because the person who wrote that is dangerous. And this Oxford-cloth, button-down psycho might just snap, and stalk from office to office, with an arm-light pump-action rifle, shooting colleagues and coworkers alike. This may be someone you know. Someone very close to you."

[sec713]

06:53 ... I will shit IN you. WTF?!?

[xbound2makeyoubleedx]

@sec713 my exact same response in real life lmfao

[hairygraham]

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! i fail in life as a film fan, i only knew 48 of these!!!! less than half!?!?!?! WTF!!! some of the ones i knew were from films i int even seen. thats it, i oficialy fail.

[TheNightOwlsSquadron]

"I'm a landmine mother fucker!"

[fossafun]

sit your 5$ ass down before i make change

[maddog1776]

Awesome! But no mayonnaise scene from Whole 9 Yards... one of my fav.

[slappythegamer]

im callin the bear jew over

[yrucool2]

dont fuck me tony dont ever fuck me

[Cursed2bUn1ucky]

You see this knife?! I'm gonna teach you to speak English with this fucking knife!

[Shaho199]

I'll admit, Lucy Lui scared me a bit.

[IanLordofthesith]

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

[TheObnoxiousMan]

@IanLordofthesith That wasnt really a threat, more of a fact and a warning.

Talk about your funfacts.

[Dragon51673]

@IanLordofthesith That definitly should have been in there.

[sdo2daatl]

I MUST BREAK YOU

[Ganandorf931]

Gangs of new york......omg what a movie

[VekCal]

0:27 Hide Yo Wife, Hid Yo Kids, Hid Yo Husband

[ComicRelief17]

"You Assholes Better Do Exactly As I Say, Or I'll Take You Outside & Fuck You In The Street!!!"-Pineapple Express

[samsonpker]

I'm going to rip you up, bitch, just like your fucking mother!

[b13nn22]

MAJOR PAYNE bahaha

[30127525]

Outstanding work!

[AttyStar12]

#2. If you don't give yourselves up quietly, I swear to Christ, your head is going up the driver's ass, his head is going up your ass, and you drew the short stick, cause your head is going up my ass!

[1SpeedDean]

3:37 probably the best threat i've ever heard!!

[zombiemangrrr]

fantastic

[RainbowDemon]

I'm still waiting for Bruce Willis in The Whole 9 Yards talking about the mayonaise on his burger. Something along the lines of "I'm gonna keep the soda and fries but I'm gonna send the burger back. If it comes back with any mayonaise on it, I'm going to come over to your house, chop of your legs, set your house on fire, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out." :D

[jimaldo64]

@LiamCrowley1990

oh, damn! wish i'd saw your reply before spending half an hour searching movie quotes on google :-)

[jimaldo64]

@432F01

"The Way of the Gun"

[CKNYoung]

wats the deniro film before "unforgiven"

[danstrummer]

@CKNYoung The Untouchables. 1987. He's playing Al Capone.

[BigVixFan]

There were a lot of great lines in Robocop.

"I got the muscle to shove this factory so far up your stupid wop ass that you'll shit snow for a year."



[gamersfrustration]

press 3 ^___^

[Lollertron]

11:20 hahaha

[sushiboi66]

gotta love Clint Eastwood yelling at people

[gamergurpreet]

@BestMusic2012 Asss porb

[moonlightgodess25]

Say what again. I dare you. I double dare you. Say what one more god damn time!

......Challenge accepted.

[whouston33wh]

Best line is definitely from Daniel Day Lewis

"You see this knife? I'm gonna teach you to speak English with this fucking knife!"

Don't fuck with Bill the Butcher

[deadd1ary9]

JOE PESCI!!!!

[TZK203]

I will rain down on a godly fucking firestorm upon you. I am talking scorched earth, MOTHERFUCKER. I WILL MASSACRE YOU. I. WILL. FUCK. YOU. UP.

[shjalli97]

110 did not wipe of their smile of their face and got skull fucked

[swagstrama10]

10:05!!!

[uarsalan]

#1.I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you....Good Luck

[dawizard23mj]

@uarsalan i think this is the most epic line of all. no cuss but downright scary. liam neeson is the shit.

[uarsalan]

@dawizard23mj yeah its the kinda threat that makes you stay inside and peep outside your window lol

[swedishfool91]

@uarsalan

Such an epic line. Liam Neeson is the man.

[uarsalan]

@swedishfool91 agreed. I mean he trained Batman, Skywalker, lead the A Team. hes too epic himself

[zxTheWhoFanxz]

@uarsalan

whats amazing is, the films your taking about all happen to be prequels!!

[xbdayx]

@uarsalan Taken was so good

[uarsalan]

@xbdayx indeed it was

[TimeHero123]

@uarsalan Did you create that, or is it from somewhere?

[mzJaeJae2010]

@TimeHero123 No he didn't create that it's from the movie called "Taken" It's a very good movie.

[uarsalan]

@TimeHero123 No, its from a movie called Taken about this ex army guy whos daughter gets kidnapped somewhere in europe (she basically tells him shes going to her friends but goes to europe) so the father (liam neeson) tracks his daughter down. its an epic film. should watch it

[TheXell]

@uarsalan

Was the first one i thought of too. FUCK YEAR TAKEN.

Liam Neesoon needs to make more action movies and thriller.

[uarsalan]

@TheXell lol it best be number 1 in that video. i didnt evne watch the video lol

[GSproductionsX]

@uarsalan TAKEN!

[StankyChestPoop]

@uarsalan Liam Neeson #1

[ern1982]

Always Steven gets the punch line!!!!!

[miloesalazar]

What movie at 4:29

[willthis1do]

@miloesalazar Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet

[BestMusic2012]

"whatever your reaching for better be a sandwich cuz u gonna have to eat it" LEGENDARY LINE!!!

[softbreadstool17]

I got taught English with a knife too:)

[gopeepants]

I AM SO ANGRY NOW!!!

[AntiGravityHD]

no top comment.....IM GONNA RIP YOUR FUCKIN BALLZ OFF AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS SO THE NEXT TO YOU SHIT YOULL SHIT ALL OVER YOUR BALLZ GOTT ITT!!!

[veganacademy]

@94GURMINDER The way of the gun

[13neirad]

these better not be in chromatic order...

[niknaktom]

i waited 10 minutes for the taken one

[94GURMINDER]

what film is 06:16

[sugkukenminhore]

"Ill burn you so bad you wished you died as a child" and the dude is REALLY convincing.

[gamerpurpledog]

Whos the trash talking irish dude that i see in every top 100?



[TheDonProdigy]

My favorite from Whole Ten Yards:

"Tell the cook that if I find mayo in my burger, I'll chop off his legs, burn his house, and then watch him as he tries to escape with two bleeding stumps of legs."

[wingzero7X]

You forgot, "HELLO MY NAME IS INDIGO MONTOYA!! YOU KILLED MY FATHER! PREPARE TO DIE!!!"

[o0RanRanRuu0o]

Too the blood bank! Oh man this video's awesome xD

[BassManqk]

best for last hell yeah \m/

[Flayne009]

@TheMoonmin29: I scrolled down here to ask whee that quote is from. I love it. Straight, simple, to the point.

[TheMoomin29]

very good. i will shit in u! i think that 1 tickled me the most.lol

[taufiqsun]

robocop. what a mood killer

[fallenshadows555]

Probably a dumb question, but how do you upload all the movies to your PC? Do you own all these movies on DVD and upload them or...? I want to do a montage of my own but am not sure how. Thanks.

[iBeastInFeRno]

4:07 - 4:14 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[TheReservoirBlog]

Uh... where is "…and if you forget one thing, I will have you shaved, sterilized, and destroyed!" by Bradd Pitt in "Twelve Monkeys"??!

[LauraLeeMB]

Fanfking-tastic, wow, I love them all!!!!!

[TheRavingSexyBoy]

To the pain? MISSING!?!?

[AussieGamingHD]

Kill bill and goodfellas <3<3<3

[MilitairesFrontieres]

"You can take that to the bank"

"I'm gonna take you to the bank... To the blood bank" *DUNDUNDUNDUN*

[cooktTV]

what film is the john malkovich one?

[piano7210]

i love the bit from 0 to 18 second tell him im cuming tell im f u cking cuming

[AidanxHD]

5:29 this guy is a legend mainly because he is british : D

[insideoutofit]

has to be

"i'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse"

[CarlDaLama]

Come quietly, or it will be...trouble.

[V1roN]

bad ass people seem to love to stick things up other people's asses

[fnatic101]

gotta be Paddy Considine in Dead Man's Shoes. 

[rjascott]

the wizard of fucking oz? you've got to be shitting me?! that movies SUCKS!

[MB18932]

@rjascott Go away, troll.

[rjascott]

@MB18932

fuck off, cunt.