Red vs Blue Simmons

[Skilletfan298]

I really want a bullsh*t meter!

[anigodess]

the best part of best of simmons is sheila. what can i say, we love sheila.

[Tyleralt117]

Simmons is best pony.

(sits in the background with the infamous finger pyramid)

[Mrloves2troll]

If you type in Simmons' full name "Dick Simmons" you find a video where Simmons gives you tips on how to kiss ass.

[gottalovegrif]

simmons is my fav

[KiraC91]

Can Someone Reccamend a good enough Video editing program? because I really hate the new Windows Movie maker -_- FML please someone let me know I want to get back into Amv;s

[qrrbrbirbel2]

i hate it when people drink milk from the carton too...>:(

[TheRoonie222]

Apparently I sound like simmons..... good thing?

[Mattingly97]

"i said in the hole!"

tucker: Bow Chika Bow Wow

[OddMavFly]

... And my bullshit meter agrees

[KiraC91]

@OddMavFly Nice burn :P

[TheJacob865]

I'm surprised that you didn't add anything from episode 65 when simmons go blue.

[BladeLigerV]

SHUTUP DONUT

[merrywendsday]

monkey pirates from.......uranus

[YorkJonhson]

Poor Simmons, it's rough being the sane guy. lol

[Hinatazuki]

I like the intro for this one.

[wing00123]

ok so 2 different things they need for their armor a bullshit meter and a holly shit 'O' meter :)

[slitherinprincess2]

do you remember what the blues where fighting?

*gigantic gun aimd at simmons head*

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........no

[Coelancanth]

2:01 ~ 2:16 LOL!! Thumbs up if you laughed at this momment. 

[D3Vi1SKi113R]

defence proticale you asked me what the password was and you knew it i geasted it by the way the (password was password)

the (access code was access code)

(you want me to give him the activation code na the activation code is activation code)

wisper good job Donut

[darkness53195]

6 gay guys missed the like button

[GalaxyJazzGirl]

i've met Simmons' voice actor :)

[EJAXK13]

@GalaxyJazzGirl You meet Gus!

[Alex34677]

ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

[eureka396]

i know simmons on xbox live

[charlietheunicorn109]

@eureka396 either you mean Gus Sorola the guy who voice him, some random guy who has named his character after him or you need to visit a psych ward... I believe option 3

[vinappleinc]

Shot gun

Shot gun fuck!

Shot gun's lap!

Fuck!

[katt800]

I love donuts anti-drug lines and simmons replies

1:46-1:55 SHUTUP DONUT!?!?!?!?!??!

[Cheifslappuho12]

why do u need music, its so distracting

[369destroyer]

Simmons: Shotgun

Grif: Shotgun, fuck

Donut: Shotgun's lap

Simmons: Fuck!

[goneCRAZIE12398]

BAHAHAHAH xD I love RVB

[TheHolyShitPackage]

LOL DICK SIMMONS

[doktorscam5000]

my bullshit meter agrees

[d3m0n1cd4n4]

Pirates. It was definitely pirates.

[nategore]

i sense much asshatery

[Greener223]

pirates vs blue lol

[hiiamlogan]

bullsh*t meter agrees ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Marcopolo10001]

good music choice

[samsautube]

"And my bullshit meter agrees" Shelia always had a way with words XD

[compaddct]

-noo

-no wait! monkeys,monkey pirates

-nnope

-from...uranus

-my lodgical data analysis sector indicates that would be highly unlikely,and my bullsh*t meter agrees lmao simmons pwns

[compaddct]

-do u remember what the blues were fighting? -uuuuu,i think it was pirates -are you sure?i think it was another army,i think they were a different colour -nope defenitly pirates -that dosent sound right -pirates,and i think there were some ninjas that wereworking with them -noo,i dont think so -i think they had taveled,from a different planet -incorrect -i think it was called cowboyland -negitive -they were here to wresel us some catle -no -but the blues were guna stop them vnextV

[Flatchlenter]

Simmins is such a kiss ass.

[nastynas811]

i like simmons. He is good in rvb and in matchmaking in halo3. Hes a cool guy hes on my friends list.

[danrvdtree]

i dont think your telling the truth r u?

[nastynas811]

i am telling the truth

[Shardhero16]

is it just me, or does Simmons have a thing with holes?

[bombadecasa]

There's no character I don't like in RvB. I felt bad for Simmons when Church said all those mean things to him ;_;

[btp248]

Haha I love this vid. I think the song choice is great, seeing as how Simmons is somewhat in the minority of smart people in Blood Gulch.

[Xackadee]

Monkey Space Pirate Ninja Cowboys from Uranus?

Simmons is a genius.

[freelancerpowers]

and my BS meter agrees

[Killerclownmeat]

Get in the hole!!!

[charlietheunicorn109]

my bullshit meter agrees... priceless lol. red vs blue r fuckin hilarious

[mojototal]

People say I sound like Simmons. XD

[FanimusMaximus]

monkey space pirates from Uranus

lol

[watchingxtimexpass]

And my bullshit meter agrees

[pinpop88]

there all good but i love this one go simmons

[Megamatt443]

Grif is the best  "you suck simmons!" lol

[JediBlades42]

All I can say is:

What a kiss-ass.

[psycho21311]

ROTFLOL grif was running 4 his lyf and he said oh shit oh shit oh shit

[DKN117]

"Oh, you backstabbing cockbite!"

[jigglysinger]

W00T! Green day! =D

W00T! Simmons! =D

[nork117]

sheila sounds hot

[halomlg117]

bad song.

[MakeaWish17]

lol i cant stop watching these xD

[psycho21311]

me neither

[Dart11112]

your really good at this,  but i think you cut some parts unnessarily but still good vids

[fr2man]

the password was password

the access code is... access code

oh you got to be fucking kidding me

you want me to get the activation code sir

nah the activation code is just activation code keep it simple

im gonna pretend i didnt hear that

[LOLofLOLPL]

"Shut up, you ruin my life" Simmons rulez :D 5/5

[calernasmith]

and my bullshit meter agrees

lol

[psycho21311]

if i wer simmons id piss my pance if a tank frum the other team was pointin its cannon at my face

[randothepally]

If you were Simmons at you'd know how too spell.

[emeraldman534]

i agree with u psycho cuz he only goes to the bathroom every homecomming XD

[9tailedKitsune]

OH! I HATE the Blues!

[UchihaMAX]

Go blues! Suck it reds!

[9tailedKitsune]

"Simmons, would you care to deliver our rebuttle?"

"Ahem. SUCK IT BLUE!!!"

[UchihaMAX]

lol. nice comeback.

[ZodiacDragons]

i love blue simmons. you didnt put any of the "suck it blue! god dammit i mean red!" in this tho

[UchihaMAX]

yeah,. they needed some of those lines. That would have been awesome!

[WanderdFromTheShire]

"...You ever wonder why we're here?"

[TheAmpersands]

Aww, but you missed the best Simmons moment! Episode 3

"He told me if I had any trouble from you, I should 'Get in the Warthog and crush your head like a tomato can'"

...

"That's the worst impression I've ever heard"

[runescapedude258]

Simmons : Hey... Griff : Yeah? Simmons : You ever wondered why we're here?

LOL

[IloveOtherPplsMsry]

not enough ass kissing

[tvgreatforyou]

LOL bull shit meter agree.

[TNAECWTNAECW]

i said in the hole. there should have been a bow chicka bow wow there.

[MarcYuneski]

*shots himself in the foot*

Son, Did you just shoot yourself in the foot?

Yeah i do that now sometimes

[yoitsjoesmoe]

LMAO bullshit meter. lol

[graywolf162]

Shotguns lap LOL

[btp248]

Love this song match up :) Simmons is so funny as the goody goody.

[chrispy0420]

how do you lower and raise weapons in halo

[rockindrum0]

dude...really...... did you even try to find out?

[thewarden4444]

1:38 best

[Wasket123456]

i love rvb! Simmons is by far my favorite character

[9tailedKitsune]

Why is that interesting?

I don't know.

[virgildog1950]

HAHAHAA!

[mitchblahman]

and my bullshit meter agrees

[nikkilama00]

rofl "and Bull shit meter agrees"

[bountyhuntersamus1]

Bull shit meter XD

[27LeBlanc619]

i said in the hole. Bom chicka bow wow

[wbtrex08]

weird ud think grifs sister would say that to tucker LOL

[LueLime]

haha!

SHIELA:

my logical data analysis sector indicate the would be highly unlikely and my bullshit meter agrees.

i love youuuuuuu shiela!!!!

[LostUntilTomorrow]

Which episode is the one with Simmons acting as a blue?

[what7272]

its episode 64 through 72

[lookingglassedge]

"maybe that stupid tank was just a figment of my imagination"

"I don't think so"

"Shut up, you ruined my life"

lol, seems like a Napoleon Dynamite line.

[nnnnkewkneen]

Simmons Is Awesome!

[qwakmaster]

私はシモンズや教会が好きなのはクールな私隠語以上のエピソード­が出てくるのを待っているように幸せなイム

[zero89mbi]

church resulto ser una computadora......google jajja

[9tailedKitsune]

I think it fits, but the one with Donut's works best.

[shadeslayer1988]

this song dose not match Simmons at all. simmons is the brown-nosing subordinate.

[Aerleor]

They used this song cuz Simmons is black...a minorty

[shadeslayer1988]

no hes not fucktard.

[Aerleor]

sure he is, watch episode 99. Who says "cracker" or "honkey mother f_____" Thank you, come again

[mylilgymsock1]

yeah aerleor, but afterwards, he says he's dutch irish, not white or black. btw, he says, "COME GET SOME, YA HONKY SHIZNO CRACKERS!"

[MrMatto91]

Dick is short for Richard.

so his name is Richard Simmons.

[dangercat93]

pirates from cowboy land. wow lol

[94yoyo]

DICK simons

[Dethenger]

"By the way, the password? Was password." --- "And the access code is... Access code." "Oh, you have got to be fucking kidding me." --- "You want me to get the activation code, sir?" "Nah, the activation code is just... activation code. Keep it simple." "I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that." --- "Oh yeah? Well, if you were from Command, you'd know our secured code word!" "Oh, right. The code word is... code word?" "Sir, what did I tell you about that!?" xD Simmons is awesome.

[shadeslayer1988]

and srage is retarded

[ChrisStylezZ3]

Bull shit meter=Epic

[SetrinOdoro]

I really wish it had Simmons firing the sniper rifle at the Reds going "Suck it Blue! I mean Red FUCK! This is harder than I thought!"

[x7Rampage7x]

My bullshit meter agrees

XD LAMO

[SSMaster]

I still say the best Simmons line will always be "Ow, the back of my head!"

[Mbop28]

Ow jeez the front of my face!

[SemperFidelius34]

I love Simmons! I am most like him in my friends.

[KitsuneofHope]

the access code issss access code!

Oh you gotta be fucking kidding me!

XD BEST LINE OF EM ALL!

[folrin]

what is this song?

[superpie191]

it was in the "more info"...but anyways, the name of the song is "Minority" by Green day.

[TMan5636]

simmons should've said green soldiers isntead of those stupid guesses

but funny though

[IamZetsu]

Monkey pirates. From... Uranus.

[ChurchAltair]

Love the videos, but why do you always put lame music in the back ground? Can't you just leave it as is?

[521182]

And my BS meter agrees!

[augustin09]

and my bullshit meters..lol

[Ladynightstalker101]

i love tihs series XD Caboose is my favourite character :3

[Bluedevilsfan28]

cowboy land lol

[lilalchemist]

my billshit meater agrees lmao hahahaha

[MaztRPwn]

SHUT UP AN GET IN THE HOLE GRIFF!

u suk simmons

loololo

[japkap]

Okay seriously that hurt's

[warlord6272]

haha i love that last part my logical sector thinks that would be highly unlikely and my bullshit meter agrees

[vegasniper]

hoho i hate the blues

that's spirit simmons

[englishspiderkid]

DONUT RULES!

[Utuber33]

Who sings the song in this video?

You should annotate it.

[swissmissnot]

go red!

[Pandagurl96]

They were...monkeypirates...from...­Uranus

Noo,my logical data analysis sector indicates that would be highly unlikely...and my bullshit meter agrees.

FREAKIN ROFLMFAO

[gekko88]

Sheila: "Do you remember what the Blues are fighting?"

Simmons: "Uuuuh....I think it was pirates."

:D RvB 4 ever

[m3ndez2010]

GO BLUE!!!

[kenshinHimura116]

RED TEAM RULES!

[RobinHood3000]

"I'm double-wielding my SMGs..."

[naruto1995player]

ohh i hate THE BLUES

OHH YOU BACK STABING COCKBITE

[ICPSLIPKNOTFAN]

is his name really dick simmons?

[Bombizzen]

No his name is Richard simmons

[XeroKeeper]

his name is dick simmons you dumb shit

[Captain192]

Fail. Dick can be the nickname for someone with the first name Richard. Example: Richard Nixon was called "Tricky Dick" (which is fucking hilarious but true.)

[MysticDragonPrincess]

"and my bullshit metre agrees" ooh burn!

[brigade0]

"ShotGun!"

"Shotguns lap!"

[Elite3323]

"Oh I hate blue" Simmions "That's the spirit" Sarge

[Scarlettegurl]

"he fell off the wagon, and shook hands with the devil!" silly donut

[codyscodes]

sir did you just shoot yourself in the foot....yea i do that sometimes. lol

[thekiller334]

oh u backstabbing cockbite lol

[RaveMastaAjaxx]

FUNNY AS HELL! "Oh you backstabing cockbite."

[couldntthinkofone12]

lol...kiss ass

[thanhpresent]

lol bullshit meter

[iverie]

"Get in the hole Griff!!!" "I think I found a error in you're hole!"

[masterofdisaster72]

Oh, you back-stabbing cockbite!

[Budahl]

my bull shit meter agrees

[hakerhater24]

ok well split up his duties you yell i say YOU SUCK lol

[itachi324]

funny

[kevlaxamana]

shot gun, shot gun damnit, shot gun slap, damn it,

[HarDHarKoopa]

No, it's:

Simmons-Shotgun!

Grif-Shotgun! Fuck!

Donut-Shotgun's lap!

Simmons-Fuck!

[kababman]

"do you know who the blues were fighitng"

"uh, i think it was pirates"

[livia150]

nagitive my computer senses are saying thats highly unlikely