BOBBY BARE " THE DIET SONG " FUNNY & TRUE!!

[ShortSalesExpert]

Does anybody know how to find the audio track to Bobby Bare singing the Diet Song? This song is not included in any of the Bobby Bare tunes on iTunes, including the Lullabys, Legends, and Lies album.

[robinetteisl]

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[palpa257164]

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[jyotisayami]

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[TheSnoopindaweb]

Ya..Buddy.! G-G

[TheSnoopindaweb]

Bobby belongs to U.S. ! What a Guy, He will be forever..YUP.!  His "The Moon was Blue is outstanding..!

[JanDarjeeling]

Reminds me of the Junk Food Junkie!

[musicmandon1]

Again, Bobby Bare sings Shel Silverstein. Shel did this on "Songs and Stories," an album with some of his more adult items on it. The two who dislike this are probably two beefalos who no longer care what they eat. It's a good laugh for us real people who daily fight the Battle of the Bulge. and by the way I know good and well where the wife in this song is hiding the key to the fridge--in her purse! What man would peek into his wife's purse, ever?

[henapie6002]

This describes me to a tee! Love it!

[rdkorn]

can anyone find the lyrics with or without the music to the song, "She's doing Quaaludes Again" ???

[Bogframe]

...and while I am starvin' for food late at night

I'm starvin' for lovin' from you

But you said that when I could see my own dick

You'd be glad to look at it too!

[louswire]

This is a really good version of Shel's work. This is good!

[zazamaxi]

Love it....Great voice..What... no pie !!!!

[rosemarie443]

hey just throw a brick threw a store window and spend the time in jail you will eat better and still loose weight.

[TheGuerrillaPoet]

A great interpretation of Shel Silverstein's words...

[rosemarie443]

no sugar, no flour, no fat, but just drink good old jim beam and you won't feel a thing

[oddielv420]

Great song loved it

[Comprised]

he know what he thinks and he aint gonna think any different

[chelseapokaspots]

My mom use to listen to him as a kid. :p

[Notarapeist]

Shel all the way

[MyPreacher1]

Also if you think about it. What are the first three letters of the word diet; DIE; i DON'T THINK SO.

[chelseapokaspots]

This is so funny! (:

[MyPreacher1]

I have metal fillings in my teeth, and all the magnets on my refrigerator keep dragging me to it. Therefore I can never lose weight.

[rosemarie443]

@MyPreacher1 OH, son a bad reason, is better than none. LOL ROTF

[rosemarie443]

this song sure has the diet correct

[xelaordiz]

I don't know if this helped me in my "dieting" plan, but this song is great. =)

[Darlindelila]

Bobby Bare is great!

[MrsD7777]

OMG! Call the Red Cross cause He ain't got No Food at all! ROTFL! he ate better in Jailz! HaHa! @ "peel me a prune" His songs are Hilarious!

[bulbheadmyass]

Hahaha. Love this song. Now I'm hungry. :o)

[MrAdamstead]

Im wondering how to get hits on youtube I have three of my original songs up and I have 67 hits???? can you offer a little advice ty

[ImProAmerica]

Love it!

[JessyBee1313]

first time I even READ the lyrics I thought "so true!" but when I read further down I couldn't stop laughing, then when I remembered who wrote I was shocked!! Great song though....LOL

[pmmdrt]

Shel is a great songwriter and Bare is absolutely the best to perform them.

[Powermaddd]

Grade A Hilarity. What a song.

[Fretkillr]

"And each night I'm dreamin' of chocolate ice cream 'n I'm starvin' to death when I wake." Great lyrics and I like the Geezinslaw version better. BB's "Detroit City" is a gem.

[seanpdineen]

diet guru's are the new false gods.

and attempt to life forever.

We have corrected thy work O lord, and founded it on veganism, soy milk and prune juice.

[zaaritha]

Great! One should not be on a diet!!!........

[littlexmissxsteph]

this is legend, i am using it for my pshe x

[barrymore]

Just found out I'm diabetic. This hits home...LOL!!!

[gigagamer16]

HAHAHA I LOVE THIS SONG

[deloufu]

Whoever said this song is both funny & true hit the nail right on the head.

[wintercat2]

Not nearly as good as The Geezinslaws version.

[cleedougb]

This was great! Amazing how we all react to it. Sounds like an old soul tired of this world and ready to move on to the promise land.

[cleedougb]

Loved it!

[ebon110]

good song i couldent do it my died is about 20 pizzas of pizza and wings hahahahahahaha jk but ceriously i couldent eat all that garbage

[nickybully]

Good song, Bobby Bare has always put good songs out. Does anyone have Bobby Bares Greasy Grits and Gravy song, "him singing it"?

[zaaritha]

He`s great--his lyrics are a hit!

[luthierjustin1]

They aren't his lyrics, this, and many of Bobby Bare's songs were written by Shel Silverstein

[CrudeDude]

Shel Silverstein was a true musial genius who wrote many great songs and poetry, too. Just ask Sarah Silvia Cynthia Stout.

[luthierjustin1]

I own every Shel album on CD

[CrudeDude]

That's awesome! I used to read the kids "Sarah" at bedtime. They loved it.

They're out of High School now!

It would really surprize people if they knew how many of their favorites are Shel's work.

[azkicker911]

Thanks for posting this. I have been looking for this song for a long time. Does anyone have the 3 legged man song?

[tedr48170]

ONE OF THE BEST COUNTRY SINGERS OUT THERE. GO BOBBY! & Jr. TOO!

[bangbangbangalore]

Now when I am dead with the insurance paid

You'll look down at me and you'll grin

You'll say, well the boy tried and he suffered and died

But don't he look good when he's thin? oh my.

[curlingfan1]

GREAT SENSE OF HUMOUR LOVE HIS MUSIC