NERD WARS: Catwoman Vs Samus?

[GirlyGeek42]

I personally like Catwoman better but Samus would win.

[Sylvan81]

the one that can shoot small tactical fucking nukes and has enough armor to walk around in biohazards we haven't yet discovered and a several kiloton blasts/impacts directly? or how about the one that can fire bolts of raw plasma with pin point marksmanship? how is this even a feasible debate? she's like Ironman if iron man had significantly more power, far more futuristic weaponry and armor vs cat woman. cat women would be a smear of blood, if that, on the pavement.

[moogoesthecat1000]

Samus for sure

[TheMLPGoblom]

Samus



[0meyman]

Purr!

[blade32123]

I'll give to Samus because of the guns. Catwoman has me on appearance though

[Alex17014]

isnt this just like Batman vs Ironman ? powerless black clothed person vs awesome warsuit person yeah who wins?

[719AO]

@Alex17014 but batman has a emp grenade

[MrAIRBUSBOY]

so happy when an add at the bottom poped up when he started showin' his pizza

[axemike911]

FUCKING TIE but samus is blood so its catwoman 10 samus 10.5

[alle713]

bird dna wins :D

[WelcometoTrollTown]

Catwoman's kryptonite is little balls?

[TheGr8RykER]

samus

[gamersean1]

i dont care

LOOK AT DEM JUGS!

[PlEaSeDoNtReAdOr]

SAMUSSSS!!!!!

[TheArtisticFox2]

samus of course no contest, she was raised and trained by ancient aliens, shes fought many aliens including mother brain, shes more acrobatic  she has a power suit with powerful weapons, cat women.....uh...a whip little claws...thats it

[eltomato159]

Samus.

[supermonkey3028]

cat woman of course

[kostaawe]

4:02 Cab woman?

[100percentgamer]

Samus hands down. Catwoman just flips around and whips people and looks really hot. Samus has an armored suit which can shoot energy beams and missiles and a whole bunch of other shit, and even without her suit she still kicks ass and wields a paralyzing gun that also turns into a whip. On top of that, she still looks really hot!

[mithers123]

Chuck -E- Cheese vs Mickey Mouse

[Coolkidwithglasses1]

lmao when u said he can make f 'in kyptonnite

[deathstridarkbla]

cat freaking woman duh she is my role model

[ZombieDeathProof]

Akuma vs Vegeta!!!

[Dacritic12343]

ok, HUGE photon lazer, vs. whip....

[videogameman9]

catowman ftw

[TheGamerguy35]

samus uses plasma canon catwoman melts

[TheGamerguy35]

Samus Aran vs master chief

[rkfan100]

Samus would destroy Cat Woman in both the fighting and the looks depatrment.

[uratoko]

FUCK DONT LOOK RIGHT THERES A GAY PICTURE OF BATMAN AND ROBIN!

[brownishpants]

@uratoko me reading your comment made me look right...

[uratoko]

@brownishpants shiet, your comment made me look again fuuuuuuuuuuuu

[evildevil364]

samus.

[JoumearAntoun365]

No ones mentioned that Samus is an intergalactic bounty hunter, while Catwoman is just a low and somewhat annoying art theif. SO...Samus Aran wins hands down.

[TheAamoshe]

ummm samus all day because!!!!!! samus not only can turn into a ball... but can lay bombs down when she turns into a ball, she does this to get threw obstacles during multiple games and btw she gets multiple costumes that make her ridiculously powerful. were as cat women has flexibility, some speed, can jump high, and purrs. samus shoots guns from her right hand thats a cannon!!!, does somersaults, turns into a ball, lays bombs, has a jet pack in some games

[Tijuanarocks23]

catwoman



[guythatonlycomments]

easy make love with samus then take the weapon and ITS A BIG WIN BABY

[badliberiangirl89]

SAMUS all the way!!!!!

[Shard18]

Samus is awsome. she shoots bullets beem wepons granades and dose that terbo ball thing. cat woman only has a wip and theaf tools.

[feliciaHardyy]

SAMUS!!!!!!! BOYEAH!

[crosscanadatrain]

SAMus



[animegril13X3]

catwoman

[THEDARCYSHOW]

MARVEL VS. DC

[ZipManification]

Samus can just rock her blue jumpsuit so yummy :3

[Sikraj]

Depends if Samus was in her blue jumpsuit than Catwoman would win....If samus was in full armor...well I got the hard on for Catwoman so I would say Catwoman would win...but if I didn't have a hard on for Catwoman than Samus would win.

[JAXXXAVIDEOSdotFUNNY]

Samus won... you should do Harlequin vs. Molina (mk9)

[axare12]

samus wold fuk Kitty's face off, boom dead catwoman.

[Gerinwilde]

zero suit

[WeeeeBeep]

missile to the head

[BlacksLikeChicken]

Samus



[TheOsaka1337]

Search up Super Smash Brother Brawl.....Some chest and it jiggles.

[blues747brother1]

SAMUS



[sagerette]

If u say Bane has "no brains only muscles" imo you lost all credability...

Bane's abilities:

-Peak human physical condition; Venom enhances his physical abilities to superhuman levels

-Genius-level intellect

-Expert strategist, martial artist and escapologist

[anon122697]

catwoman save the entire Leagues ass, so... what has samus done/

[rjsevlaportugal]

@anon122697 saved the entire universe...a lot of times.... BOHYA

[granddad2002]

catwoman.

[christianmendieta9]

Samus would kick catwoman ass off. if you ever play super smash bro brawl you will see smash when she fire off her gun at full blast and her armor breaks off and she does have big boobs.

[DataCollaborate]

did he said, "Be anus" ?

[Xela2213]

harley quinn v poison ivy

[BloodQueue]

Dude, Michelle Pfeiffer in leather and latex. Roll me around in some cat nip, I want that crazy bitch all over me.

[DeityLinkNinjaMan]

titz!!!!



[wtfmandudeguy1]

screw attack Samus wins

[bisafanPM]

samus

with and without armor :D

[MrSkittles1992]

First 20 seconds raped my eyes.

[LittleFourStar]

Dude. Samus. Lazers!!!

[fionaajones9004]

CATWOMAN!

Mario vs. Lugia

[forrest822]

apparently he hasn't seen what happens when you beat metroid fusion in under 3hrs at100%

[Korolock588]

Not to forget Samus can lay down mines while in morph ball... Meow meow meow BOOM! :D

[ZackEWiki]

"Samus Aran: she can contort herself into a ball. She must f*** like a tiger"

[origamishishou]

wait wtf. did you say that bane has no brains. adam's right. GO READ A BOOK. HOWEVER. i do agree that samus and her lasers and mini missiles and crazy suit of armor thing would beat catwoman. i mean come on who messes with giant lasers.

[jman041987]

Samus has armor Period.

[mytwosense]

oh good, another video that asks us to 'put it in the comments'.

first and last vid that i will watch of yours.

[StormLight13]

@mytwosense hmmm not really the interactive type, are you <.<

[UTexas03]

Halle Berry over Samus any and every day.

[TwoSilverLockets]

samus, it's that obvious!

[midocrimsonfate]

lol catwomen farted

[JavierRed123]

Samus will win hand down

[thedreadlord45]

let us see now. catwoman has a whip, sharp claws and thats about it. samus has a gun for a hand and armor....samus wins hands down no question

[LordAizen100]

samus rockets cat woman just a whip -.- seriously?

[cool3160]

lets see catwomen fight a metriod prime, dark samus

samus should have won

[546death]

i saw the thumb nail and cliked on here



[0001greendayfan]

samus would win because she has armor and catwoman doesnt cat woman has a whip samus has guns and grenades so samus all the way

[natashaforev]

catwomennn

[Norpfang]

samus is allergic to cats

[kumika123]

Samus is BAD-ASS!!!! she kills Aliens, catwomen was in a cat fight and almost got her ass kicked..... so Samus SO WINS!

[kumika123]

if you take off her armor, she has BIG BOOBS T_T

[LadyUnicornPuke]

The original catwoman literally threw cats. So I'm going to have to give this one to samus. Basically catwoman altered through the years while samus, not really. Despite her many skills it's doubtful catwoman would be able to claw her way through solid metal armor. In fact she's never been much of a threat in the villain universe except when seducing Batman.

[NemesisWolvfe]

samus dont need a bunch of moves and shes poped a cap i more agile aponents than cat woman

[GoodNeutralEvilHunt]

SAMUS ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tannermann1]

samus



[hellee2]

definately samus :P

[MrForcefire101]

solid snake vs mason(cod black ops)

[closeencountershXc]

i love samus but catwoman only cause i thought samus was a guy at first :P

[STORMWHITEpro]

Catwomen would got to attck samus and she would be like plasma canon bitch

[piccologuy14]

jeff's description of bane was waaay off. In the NML arc of Batman, he was planning to take over the entire city. He also broke batman's back once.

[TheUniversalEclipse]

Samus has Nuclear Bomb that destroys all living matter.

[mjedrummerguy]

cat women fights freak people....samus fights giants alien and planets.....I think we'd know who would win lol

[TheUpsideOfMe]

cat woman. I mean samus is a freaken robot. cat woman is awesome. Samuses whole body is probably all medal. talk about fake bewbs. Theumbs up if your'e with me!

[mjedrummerguy]

@TheUpsideOfMe lol if you look at samus's back ground you should know that her suit is nothing but armour and weapons her jumping and strength abilities (which she does have is you look in her history) is actually herself because her blood was infused with "chozo" blood lol so her ability to move fast jump hi and strength is her own being.....just sayin lol

[ANIMEman0519]

Balrog vs. little Mac!!!!

[SApplesSA]

what about arbiter vs lizard man?

[billabongs623]

Hally Berry in leather wins.

[deadmankun]

Samus wins why? Shes a walking tank freeze beam now little miss kitty is a block of ice them boom head shot with a Super Missile and IF that don't work roll to a ball and drop a power bomb

[TomboTime]

Optimus Prime vs Godzilla. . . . . . DO IT! :D

[egotisticcougar]

batman vs. captain america

[roderat400]

SAMUAS

[TheZKProductions]

have u seen haloid with master chief vs samus that gives a reson samus wins

[TearsOfIce666]

samus would win

[gamers03]

I really like your backround music :D xD

[isbilen1000]

Soma Cruz (castlevania Aria of Sorrow) -vs- Simon Belmont (Castlevania)

[Snip3rz4life1]

Samus wins easily

[benknightprime]

@wackygamercomedy

Marcus Fenix vs Nightcrawler

[Jrfromney]

im going for samus because catwoman is only good with her flexiablity while samus has special training, guns, armor, etc

[BballStarNtn]

Spawn -vs- Venom

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles -vs- Battletoads

The whole cast of "That 70's Show" -vs- Terry Cruise

Steve Irwin -vs- Crocodile Dundee

Adam Savage -vs- Jamie Hyneman

The two dogs from "All Dogs Go To Heaven" -vs- Michael Vick

The weird British-like kid from the "Little lad who likes Berries and Creme" Starburst commercial -vs- The two scotish-koreans from the modern day Starburst commercials

[fafafak6]

they both hots

[TheWhyLee]

there is CLEAVAGE,!!

[superdude919]

SAMUS!!! DUH MAN!!! She can roll into a ball, when shes in the ball, she can lay bombs everywhere. And she has thick armor, missle launchers, laser beams, laser cannons, and SO much more weapons. Cat women has a whip. And claws. Wow, impressive. The whip can probably almost trip samus up at best, but truth be told cat women is only a tiny bit more stealthy. Only a tiny bit. Samus can use TRACKING MISSILES to blow her head off. There's just no way cat women will win. Case closed.

[Daepicchannel]

shadow the hedgehog vs mario :D

[MrRareFind]

Hand to hand combat (no weapon)= Cat woman win, full body armor with guns = Samus win.

[thestupidball88]

samus wins!!!

[dburns300]

master chief vs solid snake

[gamingwaffle]

the noid v.s. ninja turtles

[XxJeremyJohnsenxX]

Duke Nukem vs Wolverine

[jackmcguire24]

Warchief Thrall vs. King Varian Wrynn

[0b]

samus wins, hands down. catwoman wouldn't ever be able to pry open that armor

[thunder3737]

It's odd that I who have only played about 2% of Metroid Prime 2 and 3 and I know more than you Jeff -.- but Adam also did no efford to find what Samus could do.

Catwoman is NEVER able to beat Samus cause of the fact that no matter how fast or agile she may be samus has multiple weapons suits and visors made for every specific fight like Iron man has (The suit color is basicly the varia suit addapting to the beam your using as it functions that way in MP2 :3) Sorry I kinda let myself go there :)

[loganlg98]

THE THING VS RIDDICK

[jor414141]

Samus

[MissionaryVisionary]

Eragon vs. Rand ' Al' Thor

[Amerkiller1]

Vegeta vs Sasuke

Nathan drake vs Chris redfield

Niko bellic vs John marston

Wolverine vs Vega (Street fighter)

[Eatmykebab]

SAMUS WINS!!!!

[mansengstrom7]

chuck norris

[mansengstrom7]

chuck norris

[thunder3737]

Wait were did Jeff go at 1:44 and then all of a sudden he is replaced by a cat O.O

Pehaps i shoudnt play Dead Red Redemption till 3 in the morning over at my friends house so often -.-

[thunder3737]

It'll end in a lesbian porn scene :3

Samus: Want to get in my morphball with me?

Catwoman: Meeoow

She's a worthless crab :}

[ethannintendonerd]

catwomen is smokin so it dosnt matter who would win in a fite

[thunder3737]

I dont know what kind of 2 year old junkie Adam beat up but I dont know any 2 year old that can sumersault or make a perfect round sphere and Jeff for the love of Jesus did you even look at the other M trailer before recording she clearly overpowes catwoman cause catwoman would die under the weight of the varia suit not to mention fight in it :P

[pnfaraon]

you should do GLaDOS vs Hal 9000

[wapaha]

This is the first one I agree with video games. Samus would utilize her screw attack if cat woman got too close.

[Velix32]

Samus would win feet up. Cmon, MISSILE TO THE FACE or claws to the arm :/ and Samus does show cleavage.

[tijuanarocks]

cholo samus homes jajaja

[TheJboy29]

cat woman=sexy

samus=B.A.M.F.

[t3st3]

SAMUS ARAN!

[DemonicDeathNoise]

Batman vs Sam Fisher

[GgFish06121994]

catwoman for being sexier ;-)

[MAAprods]

!!!Popeye vs Asterix!!!

[maxmaha13]

mega man vs captian america

[dopeboysam]

Jeff ALWAYS WINS :)

Marcus from Gears of War VS Batman

[jackal72793]

Stan Lee vs George Lucas

[TheonenameJuan]

what\s up with the boobs in the thumnail there ridiculous huge?

[CommanderKeny62]

dUDE iDK WHY YOU GUYS DID THIS VIDEO, CATWOMAN GOT NO PAWS ON SAMUS, SHE CLEARLY WINS (SAMUMUS i MEAN)

[mmlowe34]

Amaterasu (Okami) vs. Wolf Link (Twilight Princess)

[Graywolf233]

Captain Falcon vs Captain America

[thunder3737]

Here's a couple of sugestion

1. Jeff vs Adam XD

2. Captain Falcon vs Captain America

3. Teenage Mutand Ninja Turtles vs Fantastic Four :3

Please do the first one that would be epic :)

[LolPantsYahav]

let me see now... a girl with full armor, fine weaponry that includes missiles and special training -VS- a women with mental health problems that for some reason thinks she is a cat?! Samus wins.

[TerriHogan1]

@LolPantsYahav  YESSSS YOU ARE RIGHT

[ackecaforg]

punisher vs blade :D

[nafaka12]

Deathwing From Cataclysm VS ArchDemon From Dragon Age Origins

[thunder3737]

Everytime I show this to my friends there contious laughing exept for the adam part but now all my friends are always arguing -.- they also want you to do Sonic vs Mario :D

[TheControIFreak]

Jeff vs Adam

[ArMoRlEsSSNPIER]

samus

[Theoryotragedy]

how about Captain Price vs Sgt. Rock

[weber134]

Captain America vs Alex Mercer (Prototype) PLEASE!