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  • that sad moment when you think your watcing an onion video, and then you realize its real....

  • thats because our goverment had went retarded and completely lost all common sense

  • Stupid ads....

  • TSA fucktwats just want excuses for pat down little boys and girls.

  • Pfft this happens every time I'm in Germany/France. Maybe because it's so weird to see an Asian over there.

  • Crap wtf lol I thought was the onion and could not believe it was not for the topic

  • @riverotears1971 lmao same. I came here from watching a video from the onion. I was shocked when I found out he was serious.

  • @riverotears1971 LOL me too. My suggestions bar recommends a bunch of The Onion videos and I saw the title and was all "oh I didn't see this one yet."

    The world is so fucked up LOL.

  • but he is not muslim! only muslims can be evil!

  • @eidius1989 you're a troll right?

  • @pioupiou701 just being sarcastic.

  • omg 3 minutes of waiting till it gets funny lmao

  • Vote for Ron Paul, and tell everyone you know to do the same

  • @ZagiEscobar peer pressured into voting. what are you in, 5th grade?

  • @pioupiou701 Actually I'm at college level, lol, I've still got my childish tendency to ask questions, but now I can look for answers. I think you should too, look at reality for what it is. By being attacked by homemade criminals, all American citizens agree to be treated as terrorists.

    At least check out Ron Paul, hopefully you'll see why so many support him, especially in the military.

    You can't have peer pressure for voting anyway, voting is done in secret because of that possibility.

  • LMAO The Onion is funny every time....oh.....wait. O.o

  • The whole concept of psychiatry was developed well before 1900 in Germany to get rid of people complaining.First use of directed energy weapons can be recognized in psychiatric literature from 1908.You find it in chapter Psychiatrie-->Klinik der Narkolepsie on my homepage.Also see my video Directed Energy Weapons in 1908.

    During the NAZI time this concept was given up as Germany just murdered oponents.It was relaunched directly after the war to persecute and silence concentration camp survivors

  • OMFG! this poor child!

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  • It's probably because the kid is half arab najlah is an arab name...

  • i know kids that have 9/11 birthdays and they get called terrorists for nothing.

  • 911 = INSIDE JOB. I'm a mechanical engineer, if anyone doubts my allegation that the official story is a lie, please challenge me.

  • Change his name.

  • lol. at 2:16 the lady asks: "does THAT even help with anything?" and the boy says: "No, my dad doesn't help with anything." and then his mom gives him a look....i think he might have heard the question wrong...she said THAT, not DAD...lol

  • I'm so glad I'm not the only one who this was the onion.

    As I saw this, I was like "8-Year-Old Terror Suspect? HAHAHAHA!! Wait a minute...CBS? What the fuck!?"

  • hahahahahaah, I came from the onion videos too! God, how can CBS and the onion be so alike, The Onion guys sure make an splendid job.

  • Here again, another example of the TSA caught in a bold faced lie. They claim no 8 year olds on the Watch List. Lie. There are too 8 year olds on the list. Its time to dissolve the TSA. The Airports did a heck of a better job at screening than any TSA Agent

  • WTF i thought this was the onion until i saw CBS. Holy shit, this is retarded. TSA is a fucking joke i can't believe this shit

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  • By reading the comments a lot of ppl was watching the onion and ended up here. On the serious side of youtube. Same happened to me. Well, back to the onion!

  • Hey TSA, people have middle names too, you know.

  • Sorry CBS, but I just CANNOT STAND THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN STAR TREK COMMERCIAL ASIOGJUAOSGJIASG *goes back to onion*

  • Well this video just made everything extremely awkward right now so gonna go find some Onion videos

  • This is retarded, Stop throwing logic and commom sense of the Window.

  • that true lol @marlesimms

  • Watching this video made me realize just how good those The Onion actors are. This looks just like a Today NOW video, only less funny.

  • only to his mom, LOL =P

  • The Onion brought me here and I still don't think this is serious.

  • LOOL 2:13 wat u say bitch?

  • I was watching The Onion and clicked on this thinking it was another Onion video, completely missing the 'CBS' logo... I spent way too long waiting for it to get funny...

  • I clicked on this because I thought it was an onion video.

  • @The0Keter me too

  • Talk about a ridiculously misleading title, He's not a terror suspect, it's just a name issue. Stupid CBS.

  • Christ...

  • ding bats for sticking up for TSA .The TSA is made to teach the USA peoples how to be trained that they are in a prison USA and they must accept sex molesters employed in goon suits calling themselves TSA yank their junk and say have a good day.There was no arabs that hijacked any planes on 911 on the passenger manifests.There was only arabs at airports but they never got on planes . The 911 allowed the TSA to exist and worse the patriot act already done up months before 911 was voted in

  • hahahha holy crap I had no idea I went from the onion to CBS till I started reading comments. I was wondering why I wasn't laughing as much.

  • @icesnowgrass329 hahah dude this could easily be an Onion story if the writing were slightly funnier yeah

  • @icesnowgrass329 Holy shit, this isn't the Onion? haha

  • @icesnowgrass329 it takes a while to sink in though, yeah? there are plenty of real life stories which are up there with the onion for ludicrousness.

  • @icesnowgrass329 LOL! Same here

  • @TempestCerulean Please search for "Mikey Hicks" on google. You can also search for read the article published by Lizette Alvarez on the New York time on January 13, 2010. Sometime, reality is stranger than fiction.

  • @icesnowgrass329 i did the same thing lol

  • nazi germany has nothing on the new America

  • @ryty2197 Your not joking. This is old news but since then its gotten a lot worst. Hitler could only dream of what they are accomplishing today. Maybe he did. He was a macabre genius, eugenics, mind control, biowarfare psychowarfare. He really set the bar for what we have today. His medical team,scientists were crazier than the devil himself but they left behind the foundation.History is supposed to teach us so we do not repeat it. WTFH? its like he never died. and his work continues

  • @ryty2197 LMAO!!!!!! your sooooooooooooo blind! open your eyes omg!

  • Not sure if security's being efficient or just plain stupid.

  • He seems dangerous to me.

    Wait; hear me out people. The kid looks like a threatening psycho. I mean look at those glasses. Only terrorist wear glasses like that. Plus, look at that turban he's wearing. I bet there's a bomb in there. He's probably some 40 year old fish dog who puts make up on to make him look 8. I'm not buying it. If you open your eyes & look closely at him, you can see that he's some terrible Islamic terrorist. I support what Home Land Security is doing. Good Job =) NOT

  • @b22frozenfire Don't feel bad. I clicked the video thinking the person who posted this video accidently did so from their CBS SN

  • Whats an onion?

  • @partiescherry The Onion is a satirical news network. All satire, 100%.

  • I thought this was the onion. Disappointment.

  • Sickening how clueless America and the world has become. I hope the Mayans are right about Dec 21

  • @laststop3h Well, even if the Mayans are wrong about Dec 21, maybe our sun could explode. That would kill everyone. It has to explode some time, right...

  • get a fucking grip america

  • THIS IS THE ONION?

  • @hoten96 No, this is a legit story.

  • i fuckin know this kid...... hes really annoying

  • put the officers in jail 100 years for racism.

  • hahaha, you guys don't get it at all, that kid is the actual mastermind behind every terrorist attack in the world for the past 10 years (yeah, he was making plans even before he was born).

    I mean look at him, he looks like some kind of genius.

  • Onion...i think not.

    

  • I am never tired of American dumbness

  • watch my channel!

  • Drone his ass

  • Uh-oh. We better indefinitely detain him without trial.

  • ...this isn't the onion? this planet..we're fucked.

  • Why did you guys think this was the Onion?

  • @zgarner2 First of all, the title is hard to believe. Second of all I got linked here from an Onion video.

  • @bass4onelastfriday Oh well I just watched one for the first time and they do look pretty similar.

  • You're kidding me right?

  • 2:21 "no, my dad doesn't help for anything" I am so amazed that this is not the onion right now.

  • 3:08 they check his gender?

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  • I was about to comment that this was another excellent sketch from The Onion. Then I read the comments...

  • 1:49 The terrorist can't get on the plane, no one with the name Mikey Hicks can get on the plane without inspection, including this kid and his father.

  • America is fucking retarded...

  • Wow...I..really did think this was the onion. I didn't even notice till I read the comments.

  • America is fcking retarded...

  • From the words of the great George W Bush,"If your not with us, your against us" Kid needs to get with "us" I guess

  • how many of you honestly thought this was onion news when you click on the vid

  • Way to go Obama! You had Osama killed. Lets go after the other Muslim terrorists!!! Not liitle boys!!!

  • Full name: Mickey IWANNABLOWUPALLYOURPLANES Hicks

  • HOLY CRAP THIS ISN'T THE ONION

  • vote ron paul, dont let your kids get molested.

  • Whoe

  • Next time you're getting patted down by TSA yell out, "Oh Oh, Oh that's it right there...go back to that spot please...oh Goddamn that's it right there, right there...Goddamn, oh Goddamn that feels good!

  • @thecanadianstoner1 So true.

  • I don't know, he looks a bit threatening.

  • @mixmastermeeks hahahahahahhaha omg poor kid

  • @mixmastermeeks only to his mom! 

  • His name is the same as every American so therefore be careful what you type online since the watch list is a political enemies watch list. This boy must of had the same name of a political enemy. Common sense would of removed the majority off list but it's to show the American people are the slaves of the political and banking elite.

  • Wouldn't it be funny if in the future he actually bombed a plane?

  • @Bridagierz No!

  • TSA are accusing the little one's of being terrorist's, now?

  • I got from the onion to this. holy fuck

  • Oh my god.

  • How do they check the lad's gender, pull his pants down and have a close look? Man, America is one well and truly fucked up nation. How many Yanks believe this fascist mantra?

  • The evil empire, number one threat to peace in the world, is now the United States. No more Red Menace. No more Third Reich. Now it's a War on Terror executed by the biggest terrorist of all !America!, the nation that killed its own people by the thousands in order to trigger World War III and capture all the world's oil fields.

  • @MegaHayhayhayhay it perhaps is much more than "War For Oil"... at leas thats what i believe..

  • His dad probably ran drugs for a cartel years back, using kids as mule's.

  • Wait what cbs what is this wat where am I.

  • i was watching onion before i clicked this! man I dun' be "kung-fooled"

  • He gets anal probed. Thats why he is angry.

  • damnit why does this have to be in the related videos of a bunch of ONN videos.

  • @PhinnyCobbler cause america is FUCKING STUPID!

  • @MegaHayhayhayhay hey =( stop =(

  • @MegaHayhayhayhay Why would you say that about the country youre from?

  • @scski14 cause the people who run america are fucking stupid evil basterds that should be put in prison! thd the sheep that follow aka cops etcetera etcetera are forcing unfair and just plain

  • @scski14 (Sorry) just plain stupid laws on us. Millions of Americans simply do not remember what America used to stand for - freedom, justice, equality - and as a result, don't fully comprehend the appalling reality of what America has become. And for another, it is the United States that is now sweeping the world, scooping up all these other countries in the name of capitalist democracy, and telling lies about why it has to go to war! and cause our troops are doin it American love it;)

  • @MegaHayhayhayhay Well said

  • he's on the list

    what list

    the one that is written over the top of the bill of rights

  • His name is Mike Hicks? Sounds like a big, scarey terrorist to me.

  • Wow, was halfway through this before I realized this wasn't the Onion.

  • @KatholCOD So i don't care about that anymore

  • ha ha! Oh, Onion, how you make me...CBS!?

  • Thumps up if you that this was TheOnion

  • the parents shouldn't have been so narcissistic to name their child directly after the father.

    what ever happened to originality?

  • @1CuriousMew

    people do that all the time.

  • americans are mad with paranoia

  • what the heck. I don't even care. The same thing happens to me every single time I fly. But I'd rather them do that to me then have another terrorist attack. Who cares.

  • @Blackbarbietea

    Because its obnoxious and stupid.

  • The game advertised looks weak as shit.

  • wtf kind of name is nahjlah

  • Ok, seriously. I thought this was the Onion for the first 3 minutes until I saw the CBS logo on the top left.

  • @TheClintond Lol, same here man.

  • @TheClintond EXACTLY the same with me, I was waiting for the kid to take out a bomb or something

  • @TheClintond same thing happened to me lol.

  • Big Red S... at least its not an arm band

  • HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE ONION!!!!!!

  • @JustaEropeanGuy I thought it was to

  • I was just watching an Onion video, so I honestly have no idea if this real or not. I'm so confused.

  • How can this be real? Good old USA. Land of the Slaves Home of the cowards.

  • I'm not sure if that's a huge shame on the US or an embarrasment for modern state as a whole. The fact is that I'm in another continent, speaking another language and yet laughing to death at the TSA! Put on these terms and maybe those close-minded pricks will do something about it.

  • The Onion News Network sent me here

  • TSA is another word for Gestapo

  • Wha the fuck, I came here from the onion.... it seemed to true to be the onion though yet too fake to be a real....

  • it clearly says CBS

  • It took me 1:50 to figure it out

  • *facepalm*

    

  • Heil Obama. Lets indefinitely detain everyone named Mike Hicks! For our safety!

  • Holy shit this is real! Thought it was onion HAHAHAHAHA.

    I was like "mom's kid acting looks so natural"

  • i thought this was the onion lmao

  • WTF thought this was the onion..

  • Torture him; that'll get the information out of him.

  • funniest part of the video is when kid talks shit about his dad when that wasnt even the question.At 2.23 "Did that even help ?" Maggie rodriguez asks and boy says "no,my dad doesnt help for anything...that deadbeat loser" Well that last part i added, but you can see it in his eyes that's what he was thinking. Poor dad.

  • @katkal3 well, maybe his dad is a deadbeat loser, she asked the question, she got an answer xD.

  • I was listening to this waiting for the joke...and then it didn't come...but it looks so much like the onion!

  • lol another reason for me to not to go america.

  • is this real fs man

  • they prolly had bill hicks on the list and somewhere the first names got mixed.

  • you cant blame the TSA,i mean look at the kid, he looks like a dastardly genius maniacal terrorist midget disguised as a child.

  • @katkal3

    LOL!

  • every mikey hicks in america is shaking in their boots.

  • is this fox news?

  • That awkward moment when real life is more ridiculous than the onion news

  • I've watched this goddamn gravy ad 10 times today.

  • Yeah I think we're all in agreement that this is just the onion in disguise.

  • Lol, I thought this was Onion.

  • How is a little kid a terrorist?

  • its not right