Way better than China IL. I only watched the first two or three episodes of the series. I couldtn't take anymore of it. Did it get better or continue to suck? Brad Neely is awesome, and I expect shit that was on this videos level of awesome.
Yes exactly. That's why I put quotes around lesson. I church they always focused on Lot's wife being turned into a pillar of salt for disobeying God's command. Too any rational person, Lot offering his daughter's to the mob is the most appalling act in the story. I think the whole point of these videos is that the Bibkle is fucked up and you shouldn't base your life off of it.
@Zenistential It is a very fucked up story. My Sunday School didn't tell me about the next part when Lots daughters get Lot drunk and have sex with him.
Being an all seeing all knowing God He had no need to send his 'gay' angels to the town and would have known Lots wife was going to look back and that incest would be the result. This god is hideous.
@garblemuncher No its far over your head. Cool as in placing a innocent baby on heated untill red hot stones rolling off the hands into a glowling flame of fire. Cool as being chose as the one to lose his penis by the homosexual high priest. Or the high priestest under the bull serving him. This worship you think is cool have to it. Do you really think that is something anyone would do unless they were being forced too? Sad as it is people sodom were in lust with this type of worship.
The people of sodom were all religous except most had mixed perverted sexual sin human burnt offerings eating human flesh into their religion. They were convinced the angels had come to bless them.They demand Lot stop hording the angels so they could get their share of blessings also. Completly blind to their sins lawlessness they had not a clue they have been judged and death was at their doorstep.Sounds like many today.
@wrthoreson I don't believe much of anything from the Bible is true but this story is in there. I think the point is that the "lesson" is completely fucked up. The angels were sent by God to find any righteous men in the city. The moment Lot offers his daughters to the rape mob, the angels decide to spare Lot because they believe he is righteous.
@Zenistential The point of this is that Lot already knew that the rape mob wouldn't want his daughters anyway because they were a bunch of horney gay men. He was just distracting those butt packers. He wanted to protect the angels who were about to be raped.
@Retro80Lady30 you're not going to convince me that anyone in sodom was all that picky about what kind of sex they had. Just because they rejected the offer of his daughters does not imply Lot knew they would. Besides if he was sure they would not be interested in his daughters why would he think they would be a distraction? Also, up until this point the angels still appeared as men and he didn't know they were angels.
@Retro80Lady30 well you never know since the daughters later had sex with Lot while he was passed out drunk (Genesis 19: 30 - 38). The Bible really is the product of sick minds.
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Very good story
But why the Foul language?
I would have like to use your work for youth but CAN'T :(
Another point: When you portray God as a "Morbid" Whack job (incentive of human feelings, Review some court sex crimes especially against children) In the end though the Bible STORIES are a "HISTORICAL HEBREW ACCOUNT" of WORLD History. God showing PEOPLE: A Right & Wrong way to go?
Believe them or not But, Don't ridicule them.
This was the problem with them & This is why they're History :(
Not sure who scares me most...the VILLAGE people dressed angels, God face painted rock that somewhat resembles Santa Clause or the guitar rockin Abraham. Hilarious!
To the guy who said the original purpose of the bible was to guide people and it was never meant to be taken literally, you are 100% wrong. The bible was absolutely meant to be taken literally, its only recently as people realize literal interpretation is incompatible with today's rational world, that they've begun to use it only as a "guide". But the people who wrote it, and more importantly the people who read it, believed it was the Word of God, divinely inspired and completely true.
That's true, but Judaism existed while those beliefs were popular, yet Judaism and its offshoots survived, and spread, while very few polytheistic religions did. Plus, I personally believe that the universe is too orderly to be controlled by gods who come into conflict. To me, it's either one or none. I happen to believe in one, but I don't see myself convincing anyone on this page of it. I just had to respond to outspoken atheists like @Numinous123 who harass deists.
I'd like to point out that there are 1 billion Christians in the world plus millions of Jews and Muslims who all share Genesis. I'm not saying that means we're right, I'm just saying that you'd be hard pressed to find someone who believes in Zeus, Mars, or other pagan gods, so there's much more reason to believe in the Christian, Jewish, and Islamic God.
Also, @CynicalSkeptic1, Allah IS the biblical God, just with a different name.
@cjoutdoors1991 "Allah IS the biblical God, just with a different name."
I am well aware that they are BASED on the same god, but they are distinctly different religions. Many fanatic islamic believers will kill Christians. Obviously there wouldn't be this level of animosity if they both held the same beliefs.
You also said "you'd be hard pressed to find someone who believes in Zeus, Mars, or other pagan gods.."
My point is people worshipped these gods. Most are now considered myths.
@Numinous123 you know, you could have had a perfectly valid statement there if you didn't add in "bitch" in the end. It honestly doesn't help prove your point or debunk the other. Usually ,when you try to convince someone that their religion they have followed their entire life is false, you try to refrain from calling said person a "bitch". As it makes you look completely ignorant and not able to accept that people, do in fact, have an opinion different from your own.
It's only blasphemy if your can prove your god is real... and so far, you guys have brought no proof at all to the table.
And no... you can't just say he's real because he's in the bible. There are thousands upon thousands of other religions in the world, and they have just as much proof their gods are real as you do... which is no proof at all.
Sweet mother of moses, will you people shut your face holes about how this is offensive to Christianity? I'm a Christian and I think this is hilarious.
Note: This is not an invitation to bash any beliefs and/or religions whether it be Atheism, Christianity, Buddhism, Pastafarian (yes. Pastafarian), Cat Worship, etc.
@TubeWizard93 Good for you!! I truly appreciate your perspective. I was a Christian for twenty years but now I frequently debate religious believers. This is normally only when they have come into a science channel and dispute the video content or they make a rebuttal to something I have posted.
@CynicalSkeptic1 Thank you for the kind comment :D I was seriously expecting people to completely rage at me over my initial comment. But I'm very glad they haven't (yet)
People just need to learn how to have a sense of humor
This is actually true, I mean it's in the bible, except I'm preety sure that the people of the cities didn't eat dookie. Oh, and Lot didn't have a anti-fuck stick...
ok, as a christian, I found this to be completely hilarious. And really the only thing I dont remeber is the most unsexy waving of the de-sexing stick.
Anyone who doesn't think this is how it went down should probably go read Genesis 19. I'm not a Christian, but that doesn't mean I don't know how to read. Also most of you Christians that get offended by this probably haven't even read the bible outside of what your pastor refers you to when sitting in the Pews of your church corridor.
I saw this video YEARS ago, some serious amount of years, and I couldn't forget some of this great stuff-- 'Cept the name. Goddammit how I looked and looked and couldn't hit it.
Then I suddenly see some weird ass "University of China, IL" or something on a commercial on TV and see this guy.
"By GOD, is that him...? Was it Professor Brother...?!"
I've found you Prof. Finally. And I am never letting you out of my life again.
i wish that people would be more understanding of my belief in dragons and magic fish and such, it makes just as much sense as religion's water-walking fireball-summoning mystical heroes. this god guy sounds like something out of lord of the rings.
Sodomy is the first thing that comes to my mind when hearing or reading the name Sodom. If God didn't want me to have dirty thoughts, then he shouldn't have given one of his two awful towns such a dirty, filthy name. ;)
Atheists who have this assumptions that people who believe in the bible actually think all this crap happened, are even worse then the religious nut jobs. The bible wasn't meant to be taken literally, idiots. It was meant to be a guide to living a good life. Yeah sure it got misinterpreted by a bunch of narrow minded jerkwads, and who knows what the original text were. But the ORIGINAL purpose was guide those wanting to be a good person. Condescending Atheists and religious nut jobs are a joke!
@Ulitmadusk depends on who you ask. I have read the bible twice and yes I agree it has a lot of good points. However, if you read the book of Leviticus you'll find quite a few bad ideas being championed like murder, slavery, and gay bashing (jury is still out on that one for half of America though). I still follow the basic principles that I think Jesus the Christ meant: Just be nice and cool to each other and everything tends to work out all right. That's my personal interpretation.
i find this to highly humorous. however, a lot of people here should take some actual classes about theology and the nature of existence before they start dropping accusations of Christianity being irrelevant. the whole topic is unimaginably complex and has ramifications far beyond what a narrow minded atheist probably perceives. i used to be a pretty hardcore atheist, but after a lot of reading, and some truly deep thinking, i've come to a very different realization.
@iwhoart said "the whole topic is unimaginably complex and has ramifications far beyond what a narrow minded atheist probably perceives."
I was a Christian for twenty years and becoming more familiar with my Bible (and religion in general) resulted in my apostasy.
Apollo, Poseidon, Wotan, Horus, Allah, Aphrodite, Jupiter, Zeus, etc., etc., etc.....There is no more reason to believe in the biblical god than any of the other thousands of gods which mankind has invented throughout the ages.
i find that often times people like you approach the subject of religion with the exact same kind of close minded attitude as the people you claim are idiots or fools. it matters little however. you will believe what you will believe and your life will go however it goes. how could there be anything else. i would simply suggest dropping your pretensions and try thinking about things in a different way.
Hilarious! Wish there were more things like this so I could use them next time a Christian talks to me about all the irrational things they believe in!
step 2. tie a dead kitten with a sad look on its rigor mortis'd face to one end of the stick.
step 3. use sad dead kitten on stick to desex people.
granted, big enough perverts are going to find some way to fetishize the desexing stick. there's nothing so awful that mankind will not somehow fetishize it.
I dont see why everybody is getting so worked up over this video. Its purely comedic. Its just a video. There is plenty of anti christian stuff out there that you should be focusing on if youre so intent on fighting it.
@zach312 it's pretty much exactly it, minus the desexing stick. It won't let me add a link but just search Genesis 19. I don't know how any Christians can argue this.
@CHANCNAVY88 get a a sense of humor. if you cant laugh at your own religion your as bad as people being offended by depictions of muhammad. all religion is ridiculous anyways. bible stories are completely irrelevant to modern culture and thats what makes it funny
@mlmalone20 thank you! seriously, why get so butt-hurt about stupid and ridiculous things? I was told if you can't make fun of yourself, don't make fun of anything else.
@mlmalone20 Except much of our culture is inspired by the Bible, that's why I find it so funny to learn the actual story of lot. Obviously this has a few more details than the Bible, but we sometimes hear about Sodom, Sodom & Gomorrah as examples of sin and homosexuality. So THIS is what they're referring to, haha. Still hilarious, whatever one believes...
@elleoneiram No it's not. Why don't we have laws that inhibit adultery, or prohibit women from working outside the home? Why don't we allow the selling of our daughters into slavery? Why don't we send our disobedient children to be killed by village elders? Why are there laws that prohibit the beating of our children, when the bible says we should beat them with rods? To say we follow the Bible for our moral compass is utter bull. We cherry pick what's already compatible with what we do.
@S0XF0X I'm not saying that we don't cherry pick from the Bible, but since much of Western culture was strongly influenced by the Christian Church for centuries (which did indeed cherry pick from the Bible), I don't see why it's strange to say that many people still refer to names, incidents, and laws in the Bible. Sodomy laws existed in the U.S. for many years. Where did the term sodomy come from? The Bible. It's like Shakespeare, whose words and metaphors are in our culture.
@elleoneiram Much evidence (in fact, infallible evidence) suggests that in the Biblical era, "sodomy" meant nothing more than a father having sexual relations with your son. It never specified standard gay relations. Western culture warped this, like they do every axiom of the bible.
@YogritMUN Sodomy laws didn't always mean butt sex, right? They meant other things too. I have know idea how you received "infallible" evidence about an ancient language, but I have absolutely no argument with you that our views of sodomy are not the same as the Bible's. All I ever attested was that the Bible is a part of our culture, however warped, misinterpreted, ignored, etc. This is not a radical statement.
@elleoneiram Well, my logic is that there are certain buzzwords (i.e. son, father), that are easily translated, that give away obvious insight to the true meaning of sodomy. And okay, fair enough.
@mlmalone20 not only are you incredibly closed minded with that "as bad as" crack, but you've got it wrong, also. it's allah that they get upset over. though, in truth, any depiction of a living thing is considered haram in the islam faith. that's why their big arts are caligraphy and architecture.
@mlmalone20 I wouldn't say they are irrevelant to modern culture so much as there are metaphorical meanings within religion that gets overlooked. A lot of religion stories back then were passed down from generation to generation until they put them all in a book, so of course there's going to be a lot of hyperbole. And for the things that are taken literally, the historical context has to be considered.
Rambled too much but this is one of my favorite Professor Brothers shorts regardless. XD
@mlmalone20 Irrelevant to modern culture? The same things in the bible are happening now. Especially from the book of Revelations. I'm not trying to shove my religion down your throat or anything, but as a Christian, that's what the Holy Bible represents; relevant stories that help us get through life. But hey, if it's ridiculous, I guess I just wasted my time on this comment, then, right?
Again, Sure glad Im not under the old covenant/testament rules. Get your doctrine right..!! The bible is not for the world at large. Only to His children, those who Believe in His Son, Jesus the Christ. Remember, we're not all God's children. Unbelievers are just a CREATION of God and not a child of God.
The bible is full of this type of bizzare and immoral material that is quite suitable for mocking videos like this one. Of all the thousands of gods, this 'head god' of Christianity is one of the most vile creatures ever developed by a so-called 'civilization.' Please make a series of these bible lessons, just as a public service to humanity and for the many folks who are not familiar with the bible mythology.
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fbruvik 15 hours ago 3
hehe.....the throbbing mob
DopeSmokerEvil 20 hours ago
flora, fauna, fire....
DopeSmokerEvil 2 days ago
In Pompeii they washed clothes in pee.
Retro80Lady30 3 days ago
They ran like goats on fire.
Lorekyy 1 week ago
LMAO caca was very popular
GreenIInk 1 week ago
This reminds me of my childhood.
JONAHonTHEhill 1 week ago
A fucked to death pile of caca
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I love the way Frank says, "one half of a split fucking second."
silverlum45 2 weeks ago
Way better than China IL. I only watched the first two or three episodes of the series. I couldtn't take anymore of it. Did it get better or continue to suck? Brad Neely is awesome, and I expect shit that was on this videos level of awesome.
JonMichaelReynolds 2 weeks ago
@JonMichaelReynolds i think tv censors had a part with it
Scythemeup 1 week ago
Yes exactly. That's why I put quotes around lesson. I church they always focused on Lot's wife being turned into a pillar of salt for disobeying God's command. Too any rational person, Lot offering his daughter's to the mob is the most appalling act in the story. I think the whole point of these videos is that the Bibkle is fucked up and you shouldn't base your life off of it.
Zenistential 2 weeks ago
@Zenistential It is a very fucked up story. My Sunday School didn't tell me about the next part when Lots daughters get Lot drunk and have sex with him.
Being an all seeing all knowing God He had no need to send his 'gay' angels to the town and would have known Lots wife was going to look back and that incest would be the result. This god is hideous.
croxleylad 6 days ago
@croxleylad yes it is very fucked up. Not only is this god hideous but I doubt he or any god even exists.
Zenistential 6 days ago
every. fucking. time. when i fucking watch your fucking videos, i fucking spill fucking coffee all over my fucking desk
algoqueeuvalembrar 1 month ago 2
Aw, you left out the part about the daughters raping Lot (their sleeping dad) cause "no one else was around." XD
MolecularMoonlight 1 month ago
@garblemuncher No its far over your head. Cool as in placing a innocent baby on heated untill red hot stones rolling off the hands into a glowling flame of fire. Cool as being chose as the one to lose his penis by the homosexual high priest. Or the high priestest under the bull serving him. This worship you think is cool have to it. Do you really think that is something anyone would do unless they were being forced too? Sad as it is people sodom were in lust with this type of worship.
liellibg 1 month ago
@liellibg ......This is all implying any single word of the bible is true. This video has gone over your head.
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The people of sodom were all religous except most had mixed perverted sexual sin human burnt offerings eating human flesh into their religion. They were convinced the angels had come to bless them.They demand Lot stop hording the angels so they could get their share of blessings also. Completly blind to their sins lawlessness they had not a clue they have been judged and death was at their doorstep.Sounds like many today.
liellibg 1 month ago
@liellibg I'd say "cool story bro" but I feel it would go way over your head. Much like this video has, apparently.
garblemuncher 1 month ago
That is too much hahahahhshaahahahha!
violashutters 1 month ago
People actually believe this crap? Delusional.
wrthoreson 1 month ago 3
@wrthoreson I don't believe much of anything from the Bible is true but this story is in there. I think the point is that the "lesson" is completely fucked up. The angels were sent by God to find any righteous men in the city. The moment Lot offers his daughters to the rape mob, the angels decide to spare Lot because they believe he is righteous.
Zenistential 3 weeks ago
@Zenistential A very strange lesson, one would figure offering your own daughters to be raped by a savage mob wouldn't be viewed in a good light.
SnapSunny 3 weeks ago
@Zenistential The point of this is that Lot already knew that the rape mob wouldn't want his daughters anyway because they were a bunch of horney gay men. He was just distracting those butt packers. He wanted to protect the angels who were about to be raped.
Retro80Lady30 1 week ago
@Retro80Lady30 you're not going to convince me that anyone in sodom was all that picky about what kind of sex they had. Just because they rejected the offer of his daughters does not imply Lot knew they would. Besides if he was sure they would not be interested in his daughters why would he think they would be a distraction? Also, up until this point the angels still appeared as men and he didn't know they were angels.
Zenistential 1 week ago
@Zenistential Do you think Lot's daughters must have been ugly, and Lot knew they would be avoided then?
Retro80Lady30 4 days ago
@Retro80Lady30 well you never know since the daughters later had sex with Lot while he was passed out drunk (Genesis 19: 30 - 38). The Bible really is the product of sick minds.
Zenistential 3 days ago
@Zenistential Well Lot's family line didn't do so well after that God's punishment I guess.
Retro80Lady30 3 days ago
Lot went outside with his desexing stick and waved it around MOST unsexily!
Andreas0424 1 month ago 2
So THAT'S what's in the bible? I've heard a lot about it but now I've definitely got to read that shit
Harrisam66 1 month ago
@Harrisam66 This is far from the most disgusting story in the Bible.
RobertMfromLI 1 month ago 2
this has got to be one of the funniest renditions of that story ever!
jujumen 1 month ago
2:02 Over and over again!
lancebarrett1 1 month ago
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Very good story
But why the Foul language?
I would have like to use your work for youth but CAN'T :(
Another point: When you portray God as a "Morbid" Whack job (incentive of human feelings, Review some court sex crimes especially against children) In the end though the Bible STORIES are a "HISTORICAL HEBREW ACCOUNT" of WORLD History. God showing PEOPLE: A Right & Wrong way to go?
Believe them or not But, Don't ridicule them.
This was the problem with them & This is why they're History :(
YoCuzwaasup 2 months ago
@YoCuzwaasup sex crimes against children.... Lot impregnated both his daughters and that makes it okay because he's starting a new tribe.... logic...
XnonameX 1 month ago
I'd have taken the daughters.
TheTerrorUforgot 2 months ago
Pretty much exactly how I remember hearing it in Sunday school.
mtwat42 2 months ago
Not sure who scares me most...the VILLAGE people dressed angels, God face painted rock that somewhat resembles Santa Clause or the guitar rockin Abraham. Hilarious!
808alohagal 2 months ago
This video is NUTZ! I'm Christian and must say I enjoyed this twist of a bible lesson. Very non-traditional method, but pretty accurate.
808alohagal 2 months ago
I think it's time for Bible stories two...oh yeah
gman144448 2 months ago 8
NO ONE CAN FUCK MY STRANGE GUESTS!
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I am so fucking baked watching this!!!!!
goodboychicken 2 months ago
"sodom, named after sodomy"
anthonyperez019 2 months ago
This is hysterical!!
LorenzoMikele 2 months ago
Thumbs up if you live in Arkansas
Vladdyboy 2 months ago
its true google that stuff man........freaking frank man....good one....
Genesis 19........
adminjoeful 2 months ago
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adminjoeful 2 months ago
To the guy who said the original purpose of the bible was to guide people and it was never meant to be taken literally, you are 100% wrong. The bible was absolutely meant to be taken literally, its only recently as people realize literal interpretation is incompatible with today's rational world, that they've begun to use it only as a "guide". But the people who wrote it, and more importantly the people who read it, believed it was the Word of God, divinely inspired and completely true.
inurbasekillinurdood 2 months ago
Religion is the cancer of society.
Ph7uX 2 months ago
Twoowooo
milesgti 2 months ago
I'm really bummed that "Lovetown" is forbidden...
TheFlipanator 2 months ago
they had sex with rocks painted to look like gods face
peoplemadeofcats 2 months ago
Promoted Video: and I'm a Mormon!
AwfulPun 3 months ago
I wanna take his class :-)
harajukugrl 3 months ago
a fucked to death pile of burning caca.... haha XD
TheEmmsterr 3 months ago
this is amazing stuff, they really should let the little jesus children watch these so that they may be informed
Bjouesbijou 3 months ago
That's true, but Judaism existed while those beliefs were popular, yet Judaism and its offshoots survived, and spread, while very few polytheistic religions did. Plus, I personally believe that the universe is too orderly to be controlled by gods who come into conflict. To me, it's either one or none. I happen to believe in one, but I don't see myself convincing anyone on this page of it. I just had to respond to outspoken atheists like @Numinous123 who harass deists.
cjoutdoors1991 3 months ago
I'd like to point out that there are 1 billion Christians in the world plus millions of Jews and Muslims who all share Genesis. I'm not saying that means we're right, I'm just saying that you'd be hard pressed to find someone who believes in Zeus, Mars, or other pagan gods, so there's much more reason to believe in the Christian, Jewish, and Islamic God.
Also, @CynicalSkeptic1, Allah IS the biblical God, just with a different name.
cjoutdoors1991 3 months ago
@cjoutdoors1991 "Allah IS the biblical God, just with a different name."
I am well aware that they are BASED on the same god, but they are distinctly different religions. Many fanatic islamic believers will kill Christians. Obviously there wouldn't be this level of animosity if they both held the same beliefs.
You also said "you'd be hard pressed to find someone who believes in Zeus, Mars, or other pagan gods.."
My point is people worshipped these gods. Most are now considered myths.
CynicalSkeptic1 3 months ago
@cjoutdoors1991 And spirits fly out of my butt.
mashedperderders 2 months ago
Genesis 19 totally insanity ROFL
Ebiiichu 3 months ago
I need one of those de-sexing sticks, to wave around most unsexily.
avrosa 3 months ago
Lmao! I'm glad they have a show now!
TheBluebird12 3 months ago
@Numinous123 you know, you could have had a perfectly valid statement there if you didn't add in "bitch" in the end. It honestly doesn't help prove your point or debunk the other. Usually ,when you try to convince someone that their religion they have followed their entire life is false, you try to refrain from calling said person a "bitch". As it makes you look completely ignorant and not able to accept that people, do in fact, have an opinion different from your own.
TubeWizard93 3 months ago 4
Its a true story. But I dont like the way he explained it. I see it as blasphemy.
MyFace8D 3 months ago
@MyFace8D
It's only blasphemy if your can prove your god is real... and so far, you guys have brought no proof at all to the table.
And no... you can't just say he's real because he's in the bible. There are thousands upon thousands of other religions in the world, and they have just as much proof their gods are real as you do... which is no proof at all.
Reason... it works, bitch.
Numinous123 3 months ago
@MyFace8D LOL, and you probably believe this shit! Hahahah.
*Please don't vote in any elections.
Tsteve08 3 months ago
hahaha, omfg I love this shit
rageagainstboxhead 3 months ago
Sweet mother of moses, will you people shut your face holes about how this is offensive to Christianity? I'm a Christian and I think this is hilarious.
Note: This is not an invitation to bash any beliefs and/or religions whether it be Atheism, Christianity, Buddhism, Pastafarian (yes. Pastafarian), Cat Worship, etc.
I bid you all good day.
TubeWizard93 3 months ago 3
@TubeWizard93 Good for you!! I truly appreciate your perspective. I was a Christian for twenty years but now I frequently debate religious believers. This is normally only when they have come into a science channel and dispute the video content or they make a rebuttal to something I have posted.
Glad to see you have a sense of humor! =)
CynicalSkeptic1 3 months ago
@CynicalSkeptic1 Thank you for the kind comment :D I was seriously expecting people to completely rage at me over my initial comment. But I'm very glad they haven't (yet)
People just need to learn how to have a sense of humor
TubeWizard93 3 months ago
2:00-2:20 is actually in the bible. Seriously, go look it up. not even joking.
Cealeous 3 months ago
a fucked to death pile of burning caca.
mdeanbaig 3 months ago
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mdeanbaig 3 months ago
This is actually true, I mean it's in the bible, except I'm preety sure that the people of the cities didn't eat dookie. Oh, and Lot didn't have a anti-fuck stick...
Rita3500 3 months ago
Remember kids, not even for a split-fucking-second
hippwn123 3 months ago
ok, as a christian, I found this to be completely hilarious. And really the only thing I dont remeber is the most unsexy waving of the de-sexing stick.
Metalmongoloid 3 months ago 3
Anyone who doesn't think this is how it went down should probably go read Genesis 19. I'm not a Christian, but that doesn't mean I don't know how to read. Also most of you Christians that get offended by this probably haven't even read the bible outside of what your pastor refers you to when sitting in the Pews of your church corridor.
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xXjb113Xx 3 months ago
I saw this video YEARS ago, some serious amount of years, and I couldn't forget some of this great stuff-- 'Cept the name. Goddammit how I looked and looked and couldn't hit it.
Then I suddenly see some weird ass "University of China, IL" or something on a commercial on TV and see this guy.
"By GOD, is that him...? Was it Professor Brother...?!"
I've found you Prof. Finally. And I am never letting you out of my life again.
BM03 3 months ago 106
@BM03 what a beautiful story
doors1122 2 months ago
@BM03 this was my experience to a T
PhyscoZombieChickie 2 months ago
i wish that people would be more understanding of my belief in dragons and magic fish and such, it makes just as much sense as religion's water-walking fireball-summoning mystical heroes. this god guy sounds like something out of lord of the rings.
WhoIsPine 3 months ago 4
... wow...?
smartasshater 3 months ago
Pillars of... who knows what spice. Lol.
Xenoamicus 3 months ago
Sodomy is the first thing that comes to my mind when hearing or reading the name Sodom. If God didn't want me to have dirty thoughts, then he shouldn't have given one of his two awful towns such a dirty, filthy name. ;)
IllogicalThinker 3 months ago
pretty accurate if you ask me
SwordsDragonsAndCoke 4 months ago
Atheists who have this assumptions that people who believe in the bible actually think all this crap happened, are even worse then the religious nut jobs. The bible wasn't meant to be taken literally, idiots. It was meant to be a guide to living a good life. Yeah sure it got misinterpreted by a bunch of narrow minded jerkwads, and who knows what the original text were. But the ORIGINAL purpose was guide those wanting to be a good person. Condescending Atheists and religious nut jobs are a joke!
Ulitmadusk 4 months ago
@Ulitmadusk anybody who is religious is an idiot, worshiping fairytales, go read a science book!
wonderfulsausage 4 months ago
@Ulitmadusk depends on who you ask. I have read the bible twice and yes I agree it has a lot of good points. However, if you read the book of Leviticus you'll find quite a few bad ideas being championed like murder, slavery, and gay bashing (jury is still out on that one for half of America though). I still follow the basic principles that I think Jesus the Christ meant: Just be nice and cool to each other and everything tends to work out all right. That's my personal interpretation.
gabbledegak 3 months ago
i find this to highly humorous. however, a lot of people here should take some actual classes about theology and the nature of existence before they start dropping accusations of Christianity being irrelevant. the whole topic is unimaginably complex and has ramifications far beyond what a narrow minded atheist probably perceives. i used to be a pretty hardcore atheist, but after a lot of reading, and some truly deep thinking, i've come to a very different realization.
iwhoart 4 months ago
@iwhoart said "the whole topic is unimaginably complex and has ramifications far beyond what a narrow minded atheist probably perceives."
I was a Christian for twenty years and becoming more familiar with my Bible (and religion in general) resulted in my apostasy.
Apollo, Poseidon, Wotan, Horus, Allah, Aphrodite, Jupiter, Zeus, etc., etc., etc.....There is no more reason to believe in the biblical god than any of the other thousands of gods which mankind has invented throughout the ages.
CynicalSkeptic1 3 months ago 3
@CynicalSkeptic1
i find that often times people like you approach the subject of religion with the exact same kind of close minded attitude as the people you claim are idiots or fools. it matters little however. you will believe what you will believe and your life will go however it goes. how could there be anything else. i would simply suggest dropping your pretensions and try thinking about things in a different way.
iwhoart 3 months ago
FUCK!....i live in Arkansas.
shedrankit 4 months ago
I love 2:25
shatterjack 4 months ago
lol this is 2 funny
SweetCocoa69 4 months ago
I'm christian and I think this is hilarious.
Jc40k1 4 months ago
I don't know why anyone would get mad about this one. it's pretty damned accurate. now the one about jesus is over the line, but this one is awesome.
ZEHM89 4 months ago
I would definetely buy that poster of abraham and put it in my room
fredes99 4 months ago
My rabbi never told the story like this...
windowsforvista 4 months ago
is there a 2nd video?
asecamp 4 months ago
Holy balls this is hot! I luv you guys!!!
prioroffense 4 months ago
Congrats on getting your own show guys!
TheArchon1 4 months ago
@TheArchon1 i am so exited!
fitbmxseries1 4 months ago
Haha 2:25 is my favorite picture.
lasoogneypubes 4 months ago
I want to take his class for college
HaywoodJablowmeJr 4 months ago 17
Hmm. The excised part... "The bitches got me drunk and made me do it." That sounds about right.
TheRealAshkelon 4 months ago
I'm Catholic and I found this utterly hysterical!
XxAntoinetteBlue91xX 5 months ago in playlist XxAntoinetteBlue91xX's Favorited Videos 2
I want to learn more about the bible from the professor brothers. please make morree
cxa117 5 months ago
"or they too might be turned into pillars of WHO KNOWS what spice" LMAO
deadwina22 5 months ago
OK, we know Lot's wife turned into a pillar or salt, and we know what happened with the daughters....but what happened to his Flea?
VAdame 5 months ago
Wait, why was Lot's wife dressed so normal?
MrFoxInc 5 months ago
I think 93 people found out where Gomorrah was. The hard way.
mattx9119 5 months ago
"No one can f*** my strange guests!!!"
legalizeit727 5 months ago
I find it funny that this was linked to on a gay blog
KingoffKentucky 5 months ago
this is very moral :B
putasensura 5 months ago
lol.. "the other stuff that god was into back then" sarcasm!
thisispin 6 months ago
@TonyRJ1989 Damn, I thought you were kidding about that avatar! There are some things you just can't un-see. >.<
babybirdhome 6 months ago
Was God at least considerate enough to turn Lot's wife into a pillar of Kosher salt? (cause she was Jewish and all)
doobiesmoke15 6 months ago 2
@doobiesmoke15 pretty sure salt dosnt have pork products in it...
nkracher 5 months ago
@nkracher No silly, Kosher salt is a real product just google it
doobiesmoke15 5 months ago
snuts
SuperBonerpolice 6 months ago
God disguises angels as sexy dudes because he's tricky like that.
nojackla 6 months ago
Probably the best bible story I've ever heard.
Akraz1 6 months ago 2
it was almost as popular as the graveyard.... HAHA effin great
luvstosploogeify 6 months ago
Today's Sodom & Gomorrah = America & Great Britain
masterace088 6 months ago
"I'm not even gonna TOUCH how they got a new tribe started."
Really? Because I think that video would also be hilarious
srennick30 6 months ago
I want to know how to perform the gomorrah.
danny666ball 6 months ago 6
the sad thing is some people actually take these seriously.
viicISrotcib 6 months ago
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Sodomites (faggots) are the lowest form of human beings.
bachmann4president 6 months ago
i want to go there right now
MaxikingNimero 6 months ago
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Those places where ballen
MrBrooksGrant 6 months ago
Hilarious! Wish there were more things like this so I could use them next time a Christian talks to me about all the irrational things they believe in!
guillermogg 6 months ago
where can we find these de-sexing sticks?
nocturned85 6 months ago 101
@nocturned85 You lack understanding. The desexing stick is just a tool in the art of waving it unsexily.
TheHobophobic 6 months ago 3
@TheHobophobic ah man how can i forget
nocturned85 6 months ago
@nocturned85 Why the hell would you want one?
superrobottrollninja 4 months ago
@superrobottrollninja there's alot of perverts out there
nocturned85 4 months ago
@nocturned85 step 1. get a stick.
step 2. tie a dead kitten with a sad look on its rigor mortis'd face to one end of the stick.
step 3. use sad dead kitten on stick to desex people.
granted, big enough perverts are going to find some way to fetishize the desexing stick. there's nothing so awful that mankind will not somehow fetishize it.
sigurdgram 4 months ago
@nocturned85 I don't think it was the stick so much as Lot's ugly face.
GhostOfMusic93 4 months ago
i'm gonna show this to the next person who uses sodom and gomorrah as an argument against homosexuality XD
yuumeko 6 months ago
How they got the tribe started: the daughters got Lot drunk and fucked him.
MrGregorychant 6 months ago 2
@MrGregorychant You're just repeating the joke, man.
Menegoth 6 months ago
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@Menegoth How they got the tribe started: the daughters got Lot drunk and fucked him.
MrGregorychant 6 months ago 2
I dont see why everybody is getting so worked up over this video. Its purely comedic. Its just a video. There is plenty of anti christian stuff out there that you should be focusing on if youre so intent on fighting it.
Docdonagain 6 months ago
damnit that was awesome.
edenite 6 months ago
This rocks! Thanks! :)
Shekie2000 6 months ago
Threads in religious things are always so funny. "you're a liar!" "no, YOU'RE a liar!".. "you can't see the truth!" "no, YOU can't see the truth!"
Childish, isn't it?
Dirchekc 6 months ago 4
While the story portrayed isn't exactly accurate according to the Bible...yeah that's pretty much it. Shit's fucked up.
zach312 7 months ago 3
@zach312 it's pretty much exactly it, minus the desexing stick. It won't let me add a link but just search Genesis 19. I don't know how any Christians can argue this.
shatterjack 4 months ago
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wow i feel sorry for all you guys...you're going to BURN in HELL
CHANCNAVY88 7 months ago
@CHANCNAVY88 lol...........................
MrKoreanDrama 7 months ago 5
@CHANCNAVY88 get a a sense of humor. if you cant laugh at your own religion your as bad as people being offended by depictions of muhammad. all religion is ridiculous anyways. bible stories are completely irrelevant to modern culture and thats what makes it funny
mlmalone20 6 months ago 96
@mlmalone20 Nah, the Bible's pretty badass. Have you read that shit? A lot of it's as action packed as any Schwarzenegger movie.
URProductions 6 months ago
@mlmalone20 thank you! seriously, why get so butt-hurt about stupid and ridiculous things? I was told if you can't make fun of yourself, don't make fun of anything else.
weballin32 6 months ago
@mlmalone20 Except much of our culture is inspired by the Bible, that's why I find it so funny to learn the actual story of lot. Obviously this has a few more details than the Bible, but we sometimes hear about Sodom, Sodom & Gomorrah as examples of sin and homosexuality. So THIS is what they're referring to, haha. Still hilarious, whatever one believes...
elleoneiram 5 months ago
@elleoneiram No it's not. Why don't we have laws that inhibit adultery, or prohibit women from working outside the home? Why don't we allow the selling of our daughters into slavery? Why don't we send our disobedient children to be killed by village elders? Why are there laws that prohibit the beating of our children, when the bible says we should beat them with rods? To say we follow the Bible for our moral compass is utter bull. We cherry pick what's already compatible with what we do.
S0XF0X 5 months ago
@S0XF0X I'm not saying that we don't cherry pick from the Bible, but since much of Western culture was strongly influenced by the Christian Church for centuries (which did indeed cherry pick from the Bible), I don't see why it's strange to say that many people still refer to names, incidents, and laws in the Bible. Sodomy laws existed in the U.S. for many years. Where did the term sodomy come from? The Bible. It's like Shakespeare, whose words and metaphors are in our culture.
elleoneiram 5 months ago
@elleoneiram Much evidence (in fact, infallible evidence) suggests that in the Biblical era, "sodomy" meant nothing more than a father having sexual relations with your son. It never specified standard gay relations. Western culture warped this, like they do every axiom of the bible.
YogritMUN 4 months ago
@YogritMUN Sodomy laws didn't always mean butt sex, right? They meant other things too. I have know idea how you received "infallible" evidence about an ancient language, but I have absolutely no argument with you that our views of sodomy are not the same as the Bible's. All I ever attested was that the Bible is a part of our culture, however warped, misinterpreted, ignored, etc. This is not a radical statement.
elleoneiram 4 months ago
@elleoneiram Well, my logic is that there are certain buzzwords (i.e. son, father), that are easily translated, that give away obvious insight to the true meaning of sodomy. And okay, fair enough.
YogritMUN 4 months ago
@mlmalone20 not only are you incredibly closed minded with that "as bad as" crack, but you've got it wrong, also. it's allah that they get upset over. though, in truth, any depiction of a living thing is considered haram in the islam faith. that's why their big arts are caligraphy and architecture.
sigurdgram 4 months ago
@mlmalone20 I wouldn't say they are irrevelant to modern culture so much as there are metaphorical meanings within religion that gets overlooked. A lot of religion stories back then were passed down from generation to generation until they put them all in a book, so of course there's going to be a lot of hyperbole. And for the things that are taken literally, the historical context has to be considered.
Rambled too much but this is one of my favorite Professor Brothers shorts regardless. XD
ChickenLeg91 4 months ago
@mlmalone20 Irrelevant to modern culture? The same things in the bible are happening now. Especially from the book of Revelations. I'm not trying to shove my religion down your throat or anything, but as a Christian, that's what the Holy Bible represents; relevant stories that help us get through life. But hey, if it's ridiculous, I guess I just wasted my time on this comment, then, right?
RealGosssip 3 months ago
@RealGosssip All comments are a waste of time.
Armetius 3 months ago
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@CHANCNAVY88 The tooth fairy will save us!
KirbyOnCronic 6 months ago
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@CHANCNAVY88 the hell you create for others is the one you're already in.
buddyboy80 6 months ago
@CHANCNAVY88 gonna burn in hell for reading the bible? that doesn't make any sense.
edenite 6 months ago
@CHANCNAVY88 cmon bro ive met other religious asshats that can come up with a better response than you douche x]
BlackFrictionxD 5 months ago
@CHANCNAVY88 Don't be a retard, only kids and stupid people believe in hell and Santa clause
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olafurhh03 3 months ago
LOL!
nekomajine 7 months ago
Well.
breakingthisdown 7 months ago
;D
liotie 7 months ago
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Again, Sure glad Im not under the old covenant/testament rules. Get your doctrine right..!! The bible is not for the world at large. Only to His children, those who Believe in His Son, Jesus the Christ. Remember, we're not all God's children. Unbelievers are just a CREATION of God and not a child of God.
witnessthename 7 months ago
The bible is full of this type of bizzare and immoral material that is quite suitable for mocking videos like this one. Of all the thousands of gods, this 'head god' of Christianity is one of the most vile creatures ever developed by a so-called 'civilization.' Please make a series of these bible lessons, just as a public service to humanity and for the many folks who are not familiar with the bible mythology.
starhum 7 months ago 4