little does von helton know it, but Kentucky State Police are just looking for an excuse to put this sick fuck behind bars. ITs funny he bitrches about how bad the goverment is, but yet instead of raising his 4 children, the goverment will one way or the other. He likes being on welfare, why not they pay him not to work, they feed his candy and soda habit, not to mention my tax dollars paying for his cigs, Von Helton has a suprise coming this Febuary in court, I garunteeeee it!
this is digusting vonhelton is a child abusing and pedo motherfu7cker and his bitch whore cunt of a wife abuses the kids and hit his mother im a father and for a 1 year old to have 2 degree burns is abuse he needs to be flushed like the turd he he is as a father him saying since the govt toke them they werent his and him saying they were used as sex slaves is a disgusting pedo child abusing pussy and saying he sings good shows you dont know music go suck your gods cock im sure you both like it
The point being is that Von, DOES NOT THINK... just have a look at his videos to see what I mean. then look at the events surrounding his life right now
Helton is a hypocrite. He doesn't really believe the crap he spews. He craves the attention. It's called getting narcissist supply. He is a walking contradiction that takes whatever 'info' suits his purposes at the time. One day he's against NASA, the next day he quotes NASA as being legit. He can't even lie correctly.
Why breed at all Tommy? Even knowing the world WILL end, why? You know any offspring one has are just going to inevitably die a most likely slow and painful death, if not by aging to become decrepit in agony, blind, deaf and shitting oneself crying out for a Kevorkian, then by cancer, a serial killer, car crash or some other shit. This sort of thing is why statistically the dumber one is, the more reproductively successful one is likely to be.
Ill tell you why. Vonhelton doesnt care about no one not even himself. He has the mind of a child. He talked some retard into having sex with him and didnt think of the consequences because he hasnt had pussy since pussy had him. Hes nothing more than a 50 year old mammas boy playing a comic book character on youtube. He blocks people on his channel to have some kind of power over people and to control what his viewers see in his comment section.
this was a waste of 4 minutes of my life. lol.go get a life, youre like a high school girl being nosey and causing drama you drama queen lol.. worry about your own life, why worry about others?..
@YoungStar541 His own 2 cent is just what Tommy directed at Von, except he's discussed a dilemma, one of the continued forcing of others into this human condition while aware of their impending doom, and all you did is pointlessly complain that he did, that is to say you did not give any (much less an objective) reason for why Tommy should not have uploaded the video.
Inuyasha may have had a lot of filler episodes but it had an adequate soundtrack which is in actuality what that video is of.
@MassZombicide well im simply applying my 2 cent as well. why is he worried about what von does anyway? every individual can do what they please, just because natural disasters are occurring on earth doesnt mean you have to stop your life completely and basically hide in fear. and wtf do yall want him to do? abort the twins? uhm how about not. i didnt give my reason why it was pointless but i did state that it was childish to be questioning how people live their lives. well thats nice.
Considering that you can't even keep whether or not you had kids with your first wife straight, I am quite confident that I do know your parents' ages better than you.
Because your life is horrifying yet fascinating, like watching a train wreck. Only one of the trains back out, turns around, and keeps crashing into more trains.
Von can't afford 1 child not to mind 3...Hey Irv I know you are reading the comments...isn't it about time you got off your old man flabby ass and get a REAL job to support your ever expanding family? You worthless piece of shit..those kids are already fucked..they have you as a father! You realize the mental torture they will go through when they go to school? "My daddy reckons that the president is an alien with lazers for eyes" *Kick to the face*
If yer so fucking concerned about my finances, buy a custom built computer from me. Otherwise, shut the fuck up. I sell & repair computers, it's my business. If you can't support my business, you got no room to talk.
i think its a great Q and von has let him self in for a hell of a struggle to survive and protect shelter and feed such a young vulnarable family come a serious catastrophic global event!
Two words: compartmentalized beliefs -- there's reality (i.e. having kids to perpetuate the species) and religion (they're all gonna be annihilated). ;)
Those who believe the world will soon be destroyed in the near future have no future. 41% of American adults believe Jesus will return within the next 25 years. Why would they give a shit about anything? Why would they lift a finger to make our world a better place? And as you point out, why the fuck would they have kids?
Because Von is full of shit, he knows it, everyone knows it. He never thinks about the things he says, because if he did, he'd find there is little consistency between the tall tales he conjures up. Also very little resemblance to reality.
He recently blocked me for pointing out factual errors in his stories; what a Truth Seeker™
The reason he's having kids is because he's 'The fucking PUNISHER'! LMFAO!! He can fight evil & protect his offspring with his vampire super hero powers!
This made me think about myself, Tom. I wouldn't want to bring a kid into a World that's ending but I'm also now thinking this World is too fucked up to bring a kid into as well. Now I'm fucking torn!
Von believes that the gods have given him a "great and glorious future that will benefit all of mankind," and presumably this means that he and his children will survive to repopulate the world. This also excuses him get women pregnant despite apparently having some sort of genetic disorder that is dangerous to his kids. (Out of the six children he's sired, every single one has had some sort of complication in pregnancy or birth.)
The Problem I had with the vid was during the entire vid he called them other than One time he called them by name...But the whole time he NEVER said My Son or My Daughter...Gee Von are you going to have Those beautiful babies DNA tested ALSO...Before you call them your kids?..Like you did with your first Kid?....
You know bwcause for the longest time you told us you couldn't have kids because your exposure to Radiation while you were a Super Spy..Or was it when you were The Punisher?
VonHelton is an impulsive fool who doesn't think about shit. He actually tried to make the case that ALLAH spelled backwards is HALLAL and that HALLAL was a evil pagan moon god. Therefore, Muslims worship a evil pagan moon god, hence to why they're so radical.
The sad thing is he has one child he claims it is not his it's a"clone"(no joking I am serious) that he doesn't support.Now he has a total of three more living in his trailer that are all on government assistance.Why would you want to bring these kids into a world of poverty?
In a surprising bout of sanity, Von uses the fact that the DNA test "says" that the kid is his clone as proof that the test was rigged, not that he was cloned.
I think a good question to ask also is why are so many truthers (not all of them...trust me, but a lot) so "We have the right to have kids, it's our right so we are going to have them like the bible says and have a lot! " when you know their opinion on the world???? And why are so many truthers CHRISTIANS? If they question so much, WHY ARE THEY CHRiSTIANS???
@TOMMYfromtheBRONX Because brother, You obviously have not watched Von for very long...If you dare eother criticize or Even question Von...You are instantly branded a Troll by Von...Oh and a Naysayer...And he'll Sue you and report yout to the FBI in his lawsuit as a Naysayer and Troll...lol
you know........I never wanted kids. But in addition you can think i'm a nutcase, but also with all these earthquakes, etc and even more than that....the police state, whatever, I will not have kids. I will absolutely not have kids. And i think your question is legitimate and i have wondered that about him for a long time.
This VonHelton character sounds kind of weird to me. It seems he can't wait for the end of the world. I am guessing he's one of those people that are going to be raptured/beamed up to heaven before the shit hits the fan.
has von ever responded?
thebackbencher666 1 week ago
little does von helton know it, but Kentucky State Police are just looking for an excuse to put this sick fuck behind bars. ITs funny he bitrches about how bad the goverment is, but yet instead of raising his 4 children, the goverment will one way or the other. He likes being on welfare, why not they pay him not to work, they feed his candy and soda habit, not to mention my tax dollars paying for his cigs, Von Helton has a suprise coming this Febuary in court, I garunteeeee it!
SyrinxPriestOf 1 month ago
this is digusting vonhelton is a child abusing and pedo motherfu7cker and his bitch whore cunt of a wife abuses the kids and hit his mother im a father and for a 1 year old to have 2 degree burns is abuse he needs to be flushed like the turd he he is as a father him saying since the govt toke them they werent his and him saying they were used as sex slaves is a disgusting pedo child abusing pussy and saying he sings good shows you dont know music go suck your gods cock im sure you both like it
Michaelprotectsme 1 month ago
your a funny guy....
MrPoohey78 3 months ago
That Helton character is quite disturbing!
LOL
You seem more down to Earth.. Love the Bronx accent
Hugs
ledaOhio937 4 months ago
The point being is that Von, DOES NOT THINK... just have a look at his videos to see what I mean. then look at the events surrounding his life right now
MrRugbyloosehead 6 months ago
Good Point...
XResistanceIsFutileX 6 months ago
Hello
xXChrisHATEXx5 6 months ago
NYC telling it like it is, Why von Why, LOL
MrBrooklynbandit 7 months ago
Von is too stupid for birth control, his wife is clearly mentall challenged
rayjt17 7 months ago
He bring'em to fuck'em. This "man" is a pedophile. What did you expect? Let's kill him :]
chipset19 7 months ago
Helton is a hypocrite. He doesn't really believe the crap he spews. He craves the attention. It's called getting narcissist supply. He is a walking contradiction that takes whatever 'info' suits his purposes at the time. One day he's against NASA, the next day he quotes NASA as being legit. He can't even lie correctly.
Becka3339991 7 months ago
ur spot on mate .
ozbillybong 7 months ago
Von's children will become Illuminati agents
SuperTrooper107 7 months ago
@MrNotaclevername
Better than you are, apparently. So when you gonna cam up, loser? Oh yea, you can't, you might break a nail or something.
VonHelton 7 months ago
Why breed at all Tommy? Even knowing the world WILL end, why? You know any offspring one has are just going to inevitably die a most likely slow and painful death, if not by aging to become decrepit in agony, blind, deaf and shitting oneself crying out for a Kevorkian, then by cancer, a serial killer, car crash or some other shit. This sort of thing is why statistically the dumber one is, the more reproductively successful one is likely to be.
MassZombicide 7 months ago
Agreed Tommy! I said that about the first one .
taybean45 7 months ago
Ill tell you why. Vonhelton doesnt care about no one not even himself. He has the mind of a child. He talked some retard into having sex with him and didnt think of the consequences because he hasnt had pussy since pussy had him. Hes nothing more than a 50 year old mammas boy playing a comic book character on youtube. He blocks people on his channel to have some kind of power over people and to control what his viewers see in his comment section.
TheeAntiChrist2013 7 months ago
BUT ANYYYYYYYYWAY
AsAboveSoBelow01 7 months ago
@MrNotaclevername
LOL..Listen at the fucked up troll. You admit you got several YouTube accounts, but won't tell us how many YouTube has probably already closed.
Trolls & haters are low-life scum, and I hope legislation is passed that bans you from the internet FOREVER.
VonHelton 7 months ago
@MrNotaclevername
Did you get a notice from YouTube yet? Don't worry, you will......Just ask yer buddy "YouAreNotThePunisher" below.
LOL......Sucks to be a hater.
VonHelton 7 months ago
@MrNotaclevername
Then you'll be easy to find, now won't you?
VonHelton 7 months ago
this was a waste of 4 minutes of my life. lol.go get a life, youre like a high school girl being nosey and causing drama you drama queen lol.. worry about your own life, why worry about others?..
YoungStar541 7 months ago
@YoungStar541 Take your own advice.
MassZombicide 7 months ago
@MassZombicide oh hush... go watch some Inuyasha videos lol. and im just giving my 2 cents like everyone else.
YoungStar541 7 months ago
@YoungStar541 His own 2 cent is just what Tommy directed at Von, except he's discussed a dilemma, one of the continued forcing of others into this human condition while aware of their impending doom, and all you did is pointlessly complain that he did, that is to say you did not give any (much less an objective) reason for why Tommy should not have uploaded the video.
Inuyasha may have had a lot of filler episodes but it had an adequate soundtrack which is in actuality what that video is of.
MassZombicide 7 months ago
@MassZombicide well im simply applying my 2 cent as well. why is he worried about what von does anyway? every individual can do what they please, just because natural disasters are occurring on earth doesnt mean you have to stop your life completely and basically hide in fear. and wtf do yall want him to do? abort the twins? uhm how about not. i didnt give my reason why it was pointless but i did state that it was childish to be questioning how people live their lives. well thats nice.
YoungStar541 7 months ago
Sexy.
HaveSumDef 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Look at all the fucking troll accounts.......Pussies that never been on the street, cause they were too scared to leave their keyboard.
If you don't like the fact that I have a family, fuck off & die.
VonHelton 7 months ago
@VonHelton
Your dad got married when he was 21. If he were "15 years older" than your mom, she would have been 6. Liking 'em young runs in the family, eh?
(He was actually like 4 years older than her, in case anyone cares.)
YouAreNotThePunisher 7 months ago 2
@YouAreNotThePunisher
Disinfo much? I think I know the age of my parents moreso than you.
VonHelton 7 months ago
@VonHelton
Considering that you can't even keep whether or not you had kids with your first wife straight, I am quite confident that I do know your parents' ages better than you.
YouAreNotThePunisher 7 months ago
@YouAreNotThePunisher
Why is my personal life so important to you? Why is how many wives or kids I have, important to you?
Why do you care so much about my personal life? I think I know the answer: cause you don't have a life.
VonHelton 7 months ago
@VonHelton
Because your life is horrifying yet fascinating, like watching a train wreck. Only one of the trains back out, turns around, and keeps crashing into more trains.
YouAreNotThePunisher 7 months ago 3
@YouAreNotThePunisher
Sorry, not good enough.......If you continue, it could be construed as cyber-stalking.
VonHelton 7 months ago
@VonHelton
Why wait for me to continue? When you're crazy enough, you can construe anything as cyber-stalking!
YouAreNotThePunisher 7 months ago
don't know why it's surprising vonhelton thinks casey anthony is innocent.
gelnath 7 months ago
i think hard man von helton got his teeth knocked out in prison by a guard for giving cheek and talking about aliens hahahahahaha
cujo9 7 months ago
Why do you give this moron the time of day? This is no act...the guys for real.
zenguin13 7 months ago
tommy lol retard
MsGamingcity 7 months ago
Von can't afford 1 child not to mind 3...Hey Irv I know you are reading the comments...isn't it about time you got off your old man flabby ass and get a REAL job to support your ever expanding family? You worthless piece of shit..those kids are already fucked..they have you as a father! You realize the mental torture they will go through when they go to school? "My daddy reckons that the president is an alien with lazers for eyes" *Kick to the face*
sNrt 7 months ago 5
@sNrt
If yer so fucking concerned about my finances, buy a custom built computer from me. Otherwise, shut the fuck up. I sell & repair computers, it's my business. If you can't support my business, you got no room to talk.
VonHelton 7 months ago
I reallly hope he responds to this.
AtheistAussie 7 months ago
Ah...Von Helton...lulz =P
Peace.
pr0t0typeB0Y 7 months ago
condom broke...
chena3 7 months ago
i think its a great Q and von has let him self in for a hell of a struggle to survive and protect shelter and feed such a young vulnarable family come a serious catastrophic global event!
AUTubeN22 7 months ago
Two words: compartmentalized beliefs -- there's reality (i.e. having kids to perpetuate the species) and religion (they're all gonna be annihilated). ;)
destronia123 7 months ago
Those who believe the world will soon be destroyed in the near future have no future. 41% of American adults believe Jesus will return within the next 25 years. Why would they give a shit about anything? Why would they lift a finger to make our world a better place? And as you point out, why the fuck would they have kids?
deepashtray 7 months ago
LOL. Wow, Tom. Considering VH's grab bag of possible apocalypses, that's actually a really good question.
TruthDevours 7 months ago
Every once in a while I watch his blogtv in awe of how crazy he and his viewers are.
xXmilesdavisXx 7 months ago
Cause crazies be crazy man. If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times. Cause crazies be crazy.
ProportionalResponse 7 months ago
Isn't Von Helton some weirdo who was trying to hit on Minors online and also a Conspiracy theorist who Believes in Reptilians?
DarkFantasyvids 7 months ago
@DarkFantasyvids Correct.
metalgodess81 7 months ago
@metalgodess81 ewww...
DarkFantasyvids 7 months ago
@DarkFantasyvids mmmhhhhmmm.
metalgodess81 7 months ago
Let's be real here, Von does not sing well.
metalgodess81 7 months ago
he had twins because when he finally could bone his wife after the pregnancy he busted like 20 nuts in her, because this mother fucker is lame!
DJolympusMons 7 months ago
Because Von is full of shit, he knows it, everyone knows it. He never thinks about the things he says, because if he did, he'd find there is little consistency between the tall tales he conjures up. Also very little resemblance to reality.
He recently blocked me for pointing out factual errors in his stories; what a Truth Seeker™
ScottishAtheist 7 months ago
The reason he's having kids is because he's 'The fucking PUNISHER'! LMFAO!! He can fight evil & protect his offspring with his vampire super hero powers!
AtheistIsland 7 months ago
"I find you entertaining" ... translation, "I like to laugh at you"
AtheistIsland 7 months ago 26
This made me think about myself, Tom. I wouldn't want to bring a kid into a World that's ending but I'm also now thinking this World is too fucked up to bring a kid into as well. Now I'm fucking torn!
downhome7500 7 months ago
what about Von Helton and the end of the world? never heard of him.
BaphometXIV 7 months ago
Why, because they don't really believe it either!
colourmegone 7 months ago
Von believes that the gods have given him a "great and glorious future that will benefit all of mankind," and presumably this means that he and his children will survive to repopulate the world. This also excuses him get women pregnant despite apparently having some sort of genetic disorder that is dangerous to his kids. (Out of the six children he's sired, every single one has had some sort of complication in pregnancy or birth.)
YouAreNotThePunisher 7 months ago
the reason Von brought kids into the world is cos of inadequate contraception.
gothatfunk 7 months ago
Emergency food source?
thegoodlocust 7 months ago
@thegoodlocust : lol
pyrrho314 7 months ago
Isn't it obvious? He's building an army. The end is near.
Sarahon06 7 months ago
The Problem I had with the vid was during the entire vid he called them other than One time he called them by name...But the whole time he NEVER said My Son or My Daughter...Gee Von are you going to have Those beautiful babies DNA tested ALSO...Before you call them your kids?..Like you did with your first Kid?....
You know bwcause for the longest time you told us you couldn't have kids because your exposure to Radiation while you were a Super Spy..Or was it when you were The Punisher?
TheMidnightRider11 7 months ago
@TheMidnightRider11 I'd call Maury.
SCRulerShinoda 7 months ago
@SCRulerShinoda Von Helton you ARE THE DADDY!!!...Wonder if he's already filed the Papers for more Welfare and Food stamps?....
TheMidnightRider11 7 months ago
@TheMidnightRider11
I'm sad that the hilarious implications of Mouse-chan's infidelity that arose from Von being unsure whether Layla was his were never explored. :(
YouAreNotThePunisher 7 months ago
Very Fucking Logical Point.
LogicalStatements1 7 months ago
Accident?
rockerwere 7 months ago
oh so many questions for Vonperv, so little time left on earth to ask him lol
GHOST0FKAG 7 months ago
VonHelton is an impulsive fool who doesn't think about shit. He actually tried to make the case that ALLAH spelled backwards is HALLAL and that HALLAL was a evil pagan moon god. Therefore, Muslims worship a evil pagan moon god, hence to why they're so radical.
'Nuff said.
TheManiacalSatanist6 7 months ago
people like Von Helton breeding is the reason why the world fucking sucks
sethvicious 7 months ago 21
@sethvicious nope
FreeVonHelton 7 months ago
The sad thing is he has one child he claims it is not his it's a"clone"(no joking I am serious) that he doesn't support.Now he has a total of three more living in his trailer that are all on government assistance.Why would you want to bring these kids into a world of poverty?
see2suns 7 months ago
@see2suns
In a surprising bout of sanity, Von uses the fact that the DNA test "says" that the kid is his clone as proof that the test was rigged, not that he was cloned.
YouAreNotThePunisher 7 months ago
You mean there are people on youtube saying the end is here?
ElectroReptilian 7 months ago
Adolf Hitler was a gravitationalist
anzwertree 7 months ago
loved your video !
pilaterox01 7 months ago
Short answer VonHelton doesn't take himself anymore seriously than other people do.
happyjesus123 7 months ago
nice trolling, tommy
thedayitriedtodie 7 months ago
Please at least adopt, people...
Esrhan 7 months ago
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caconoco 7 months ago
I think a good question to ask also is why are so many truthers (not all of them...trust me, but a lot) so "We have the right to have kids, it's our right so we are going to have them like the bible says and have a lot! " when you know their opinion on the world???? And why are so many truthers CHRISTIANS? If they question so much, WHY ARE THEY CHRiSTIANS???
JustABitchyCancer 7 months ago 2
I think you just made it on the imfamous "list" Tommy.
xCor3x 7 months ago
@xCor3x Dont see why, its a solid logical question to him
TOMMYfromtheBRONX 7 months ago 7
@TOMMYfromtheBRONX I'm just fuck'n with ya. I see what you are saying though, I've been asking myself the same thing for months now.
xCor3x 7 months ago
@TOMMYfromtheBRONX Because brother, You obviously have not watched Von for very long...If you dare eother criticize or Even question Von...You are instantly branded a Troll by Von...Oh and a Naysayer...And he'll Sue you and report yout to the FBI in his lawsuit as a Naysayer and Troll...lol
TheMidnightRider11 7 months ago
@TOMMYfromtheBRONX the man doesnt have a grasp on solid logic. He believes in fucking aliens taking over the world.
SCRulerShinoda 7 months ago
@TOMMYfromtheBRONX
and the answer is obvious, Tommy. So he can see little kids naked without having to ASK for photos from "little kids" on the internet.
LordCustos3 7 months ago
@TOMMYfromtheBRONX Why do you watch Von Tommy and why do you find this creep entertaining?
RubberWilbur 7 months ago
@TOMMYfromtheBRONX OMG but solid logical questions are evil. (I'm joking BTW)
JefferyMcLean 7 months ago
you know........I never wanted kids. But in addition you can think i'm a nutcase, but also with all these earthquakes, etc and even more than that....the police state, whatever, I will not have kids. I will absolutely not have kids. And i think your question is legitimate and i have wondered that about him for a long time.
JustABitchyCancer 7 months ago 2
This VonHelton character sounds kind of weird to me. It seems he can't wait for the end of the world. I am guessing he's one of those people that are going to be raptured/beamed up to heaven before the shit hits the fan.
REBMike1 7 months ago
@REBMike1
Unless it goes the other way and becomes a murder-suicide - often the case with doomsday nutters.
Bluebelle9289 7 months ago
ooooh Snap
xCor3x 7 months ago
Even though I dont like them haha
atheistryan 7 months ago
possiable Answer "because Jesus will save me & kids" the old be part of club or you will die insinuation
jmm1233 7 months ago 2