Scrubs - Elliot Gives Her Patient an Orgasm

[carnagechild]

episode plz!!

[ilovesocialnetworks]

what ep is this? :O

[CapitalBhoy78]

Touch...touch boobs

[agrowthnerd]

@CapitalBhoy78 HAHAHAHAhha... oooooh god i drooled when i laughed at that

[nja122890]

Isn't it weird when the top comment is a misquote?

[MARSHMELLOWBOOTY252]

LOL shouldnt you atleast buy her breakfast

[XxLasTxReBeLlioNxX]

lol the patient has the weirdest face at the beginning of the vid

[archykid360]

o......k

[PoppyBoy1011]

Message therapy would be just awesome , can't wait to be a message therapist and acupuncturist

[princesstamika]

@PoppyBoy1011 *massage

[Stupfry]

Why do the top comments have to be the same?

[Zerkezhi]

somehow the video failure from 0:08 to 0:15 made it even better.

[walley3107]

omg i know im only 11 but i want to mary J.D. because hes sooooo cute and funny and handsome

[rlw1980omfg]

@walley3107 dont take this to offence, but trust me by the time you 13/14, you'll be like, ha, i used to have a crush on jd! and be obsessing over someone else who you find waaaay hotter and some of your friends will agree and others will be like wth?

[6drag]

@walley3107 Im a guy and I want to marry JD!

[4741ak]

i love J.D

[crysjumar1]

this might be my favorite episode - "My Dirty Secret"

[NRZxpie]

two eggs and a sausage

[KetsuRosataMalnor]

@0:17 Listen carefully to JD he says "Shouldn't" at the start making an SHH sound at the start. For those wondering it is "Shouldn't you at least buy her breakfast?"

[FantasmaLuna]

Turk's face is priceless!

[4741ak]

J. D you legend

[TheCamelor]

@paddyss That would matter if this was a school, however since it's a Scrubs joke we're okay! :)

[xxAmiJo]

lmao turks face at the end!!!

[bubblegumseven2]

damn i wish i was the patient

[SpawnPirate]

Shouldn't, not couldn't.

[ARavingLooony]

@SpawnPirate grammar nazi

[paddyss1]

Its "Couldn't", not "Shouldn't".

[xJacquelineBx]

@paddyss1 no.. it's shouldn''t :D

[LaidoffDuty]

shoundnt you atleast make her breakfast the more appropriate line

[olitraiga]

shouldn't you at least buy her breakfast

[boonb1]

0:21 haha

[desu38]

(joke from video)

[aznpwnerp]

@desu38

Haha, what a story!

[hemiputer]

1740 likes, i wonder what all these people actually where looking for, when they searched "scrubs elliot orgasm"

[kelslavender1]

That's your comment?after that episode? Hmmm.......

[Dannyboyyay]

I wanna become a doctor too...

[LilPersephone]

@Dannyboyyay noooo you don't :D Imagine its a fat old lady :D

[ieffinglovemuse]

omg breakfast line XD

[LittleMintBird]

Duuude. What ep is this?

[ThePikafan25]

@LittleMintBird

My Dirty Secret. :P

[pancho3495]

This was so dirty when I parents walked in i had to switch to porn.

[MrBoboFace]

@pancho3495 That's right. Because in porn women have to spend 30 minutes fighting for their orgasm. Psh. I prefer this "whoops, I gave you an orgasm" method.

[KetsuRosataMalnor]

Lol. "Shouldn't you at least buy her breakfast?"

[RemusLupo]

@KetsuRosataMalnor

146 likes....second top comment..which is the same as the first top comment......and you didnt even friggin get teh line right.

[KetsuRosataMalnor]

@RemusLupo What? Don't like breakfast? It's fucking delicious.

[KetsuRosataMalnor]

@RemusLupo And actually if you listen I have it 100% right.

[RemusLupo]

@KetsuRosataMalnor

............damit....i really thought it was couldnt.....like the other top rated comment...well ill just go ahead and harass the other guy now. My apologeez :P

[RazorAceYU]

His 4 you pervertted bastards! xD

[robotpanda77]

Bitch can buy her own breakfast.

[whiteymcchicken]

@robotpanda77 - Bitch should be makin breakfast

[Fatality84]

elliott turned her ass out!!

[Mincho1994]

I've noticed that this and "Turk spanks Elliot" have the most views of all scrubs videos.

Wonder why...

[Necromancist]

COME ON SHAWN LET'S GO.

HUERGH.

EUEGH.

[MrNisse5]

I wish she gave me an orgasm (im a dude)

[AdamBomb669]

"Shouldn't you at least buy her breakfast?" lol.

[gruntguy007]

"Shouldn't you buy her breakfast first?"

JD is awesome

[Joaaaoo]

what does she said to patient? xD

[elitechicken13]

click 3 over and over

[sodapopXfizzles]

Press 2 repeatedly for "Scoot yer tushie down".

:3

[karasxyfeet]

Wooooow! The patient screamed louder than ever, Elliot really made an older lady satisfied...wow, that's hard to do too. It's funny how the patient made an awkward face as if she did not want. But during the exam she's like "OH YEAH this feels good!" and came probably 5 times or so during the duration of the exam, as if she's in her 20's. Bet the patient can't wait to get another one...she's like "forget about men as long a I'm near Elliot!"

[ANG3LICAAAA]

did this really happen in the show?

[OhNoNotMyPenis]

@ANG3LICAAAA

it did.

but may have been cut out if the network it was shown on found it to be offensive for its broadcast time

[HappyGuy00000]

its fake

[xKiERoN]

@HappyGuy00000 REALLY?

It's acting as it's a fucking T.V show.

Sarah Chalke didn't actually give her a pelvic exam and she didn't have an orgasm

[HappyGuy00000]

@xKiERoN thank you for making it obvious

[xKiERoN]

@HappyGuy00000 Then why did you put 'its fake' like a retard.

[HappyGuy00000]

@xKiERoN cuz i can do what ever i like

[xKiERoN]

@HappyGuy00000 Wow, sorry I forgot your hard. I mean, going on videos and posting pathetic statements that you don't agree with because you need to show you can do what you want, still doesn't make sense. The logical answer is that your a retard and your cover up is stupider than the statement itself.

[HappyGuy00000]

@xKiERoN STOP READING MY COMMENTS IF DONT LIKE THEM JUST KEEP IT YOUR SELF MIND YOUR OWN BIZZ =)

[mortonb1809]

and your name is happy guy

[HappyGuy00000]

@mortonb1809 and what do you care ?

[taj913]

ROFLMAO 5 TIMES OVER AT 0:17

That was such a fail.

Perfect corridor acoustics to resound the ominous CRASHISHBADABOOMWALLOPKAPOWKER­BLUEY

[CapitalBhoy78]

Giggity...

[mcridiculose]

damn scrubs.... i was drinking water when she crashed and it flew out my nose...

[DrumNBassHero]

in the words of todd: Pelvic Orgasm Five! Hell yeah!

[nja122890]

"Couldn't you at least buy her breakfast?" Such a classic line XD

[MrFohfuable]

@nja122890 I believe he said "Shouldn't"

[HALraza]

@nja122890 shouldnt u stop writing out lines which were told 5 secs before ? such a classic line XD

[RemusLupo]

@nja122890

shouldnt

[nja122890]

@RemusLupo Hahaha I just read that exchange between you and KetsuRosataMalnor and laughed when you actually did come pester me about the couldn't/shouldn't thing. It is regrettable that I got the initial consonant sound wrong of the line, but I'm hoping people voted me up more because of my commentary on the line rather than getting it right haha

[AndersTheHero]

@nja122890 Shouldn't*

[starhawks1]

is that the only time elliot calls him john? that was wierd

[AmandaDaPanda1]

@starhawks1 She says sean...

[dudestr5552]

@starhawks1 I think she says "Sean"... it's season 3 and i think she was dating Sean then.

[jackolas2007]

OOFT tbh Elliot has that effect on me when she just smiles

[nightmare95257]

87 did not buy her breakfast

[janX9]

Press an Hold 2 for a few seconds, then press 4 :)~

[DSkehan2004]

damn hahaha

[junior1able]

not gonna lie that was a sexy moan

[Brandi3661]

WOWWWW!! WHAT SEASON?

[Brandi3661]

is this scene real??

[ErikBarbour]

@Brandi3661 Yes, it is.

[S5ate99lit3e]

I'll have -

*puts on sunglasses*

-what she's having.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH­HHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[apic165]

this was the scene i saw on Metacafe .. that made me want to watch Scrubs. I currently have bought all the dvd`s .. all the seasons :)

[agriasplum]

what episode is this? xD

[Flameableflare]

I laughed so hard after the "Should't you buy her breakfast?" xD My god that's a good show!

[ianflowforever]

@DanDorgan08 Agreed!

[numb19029]

I can't help but press 7, then repeatably 8 after the fall

[Rickenlio]

O.e *Falls over chair with a bloody nose*

[Gunfight09]

@PayneKrunk lol

[xbtex]

best part is at 0:18

[xbtex]

best part is at 0:18

[ballershanelle]

Once, after an accident, I was neck & body strapped tight on a med board with glass in one eye and bitching/waiting for the doc to come check, then boom! i could feel small hands ripping my shirt & compressing...*SHE called my name as her face appeared. I blinked and immediately a vision of shear beauty made me profess & lol, "God are u kidding me"! My body was aroused by Dr. Camera! My friend laughed 4 the 1st time. He knew I was gonna B, then ;)

[beatricekiddoable]

lol

[Tsukiyo165]

Shouldn't you at least buy her breakfast? LMAO

[Ome99]

Turk's face is so EPIC.

[Lillygirl540]

FAKE!!! 

[Zukouh]

@Lillygirl540

-Gasp- No! Really?? I don't think I ever would have been able to figure that out if you hadn't said something. I guess that's why you make the big bucks.

[ilikechickenkaka123]

@Zukouh she said its fake as a joke to her orgasm. you know how women fake orgasms sometimes? thats what she was thinking.

[hampzuz]

@Lillygirl540 No shit Sherlock how did u know that?

[Opawhale]

@Lillygirl540 what?

[carocheese]

love elliot <3

[Ahloveyafuhso]

@PayneKrunk I'm so sorry to hear that .. how old are you?

[claymationandcrap]

jd is awesome

[PayneKrunk]

my mom walked in when i was watching this

im currently grounded

[robbo4life]

@PayneKrunk thats why there are earphones LMAO

[heyzoos420]

@PayneKrunk Either you're about 5 or you're mum really needs to loosen up.

[DavieDave59]

@PayneKrunk Your mom is a dumb bitch

[TheSlyDragon93]

@PayneKrunk lol

[dudedysseus]

@PayneKrunk Hahahahahahaha.

[Princ3ssXpoison]

@PayneKrunk ahahahaha! thats 2 funny! thumbs up tho!

[jizmacdacusha]

@PayneKrunk Tell your mom to fuck off...your watching Scrubs the greatest show on TV

[Smapss]

@PayneKrunk

Your mum is a dumb bich

[hendabomb]

@Smapss

That story was a joke

[phinkgirly]

@PayneKrunk that sucks xD but thanks for the funny moment :P

[spatenface]

@PayneKrunk man youre like 30

[PayneKrunk]

@spatenface thats not my actual age im actually 14 lol :P

[thestranger4812]

@PayneKrunk

Awful parents.

[TempestaRiggs]

@PayneKrunk Damn, that's fucked up. Sorry O_o

[zongo23]

@PayneKrunk wow, never seen so many thumbs up on one comment! ;) haha

[OneTrueEmotion]

@PayneKrunk i was the1000th liker

[k3ldo69]

@PayneKrunk woot! 1000 likes new record, and im sorry xD

[Megatonaxe]

@PayneKrunk o my god i never saw 1k likes before on youtube

[Tazzillekki1]

@Megatonaxe He speaks to the true demographic that populates youtube. 12 year olds.

[Megatonaxe]

@Tazzillekki1 lol that he does

[TheCrizzle2010]

@PayneKrunk seriously??

[voxz72]

@PayneKrunk jokes? u realise you now have like 1156 thumbs up ,right? hahah

[Fatality84]

elliott turned her ass out!

[GlensNumberOne]

shouldn't you at least buy her breakfast

[Coonmix]

So that's why my sister flipped the channel.

[JHShadon133]

0:17 I love how she tries the JD falling noise

[MrSant1717]

welche folge ist das

[101Adelaide]

Pause at 0:06- Elliot looks freaky

O.o

[CaptainMcMuffin100]

@101Adelaide dear.... GOD!

[coolcolincat]

IT IS SHOULDNT!

[agnesfaan]

i can't blame the patient.

elliot is HOT.

[FPSMYLIFE]

@smosh I love you baby

[Syn94]

@FPSMYLIFE You got me, I looked for smosh in the comments... you're clever.

[FPSMYLIFE]

@Syn94 Haha! :P

[NotSoOldHippy]

ROFL! That's how my day starts.



[Ihavetopushmycar]

Haha Shouldn't you at least buy her breakfast

[beefygreenapples]

best show ever. period.

[Kewkarna]

Season and episode? :o

[TheSolaRei]

@Kewkarna season 0 and episode 0

[loopedvirus]

rofl JD

[Dreamergirl818]

wooooow people are retarted.. i didnt know that to make the "co" sound you had to put your teeth together and purse your lips... 0:20 now stop it already. this whole thing is fucking retarded.

[Adrianomedelano]

lol this vid have 1 360 000 views cuz the title got orgasm in it

[heluvspringnsd]

She must have a cold hands fetish...

[fakecomment]

fake

[fartmonkey200]

they could have made the patient a hot girl instead of an ugly one

[jonnavdpas]

oooohhh myyyy gawd!

[BritneyFan4eva]

haha

[DavidOldstyle]

I have a question later, because this one zene Jd dreams again and here comes a song before and what is the name ..???

[reflectorr88]

@DavidOldstyle It's "Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman" by Bryan Adams.

[DavidOldstyle]

I have a question later, because this one zene Jd dreams again and here comes a song before and what is the name ..???

[th1andonly]

hot

[1234bryann]

Funny

[ShortyTheDireWolf]

O_O 0_0' THAT WAS WRONG IN SO MANY WAYS!!!!!!! O_e -Twitch-

[Crazygurl1300]

What episode is this?

[duckslolsexy]

:L The comments on this are super sad. Well, if you can't beat them join them.

1. It's Sean (her boyfriend at the time) not john as in john dorian.

2. this isn't edited, it's part of the episode.

3. yes, the video glitched or something, it wasn't supposed to be on the sheet for ages.

4.It was in fact "shouldn't" not "couldn't" :/ not a clue why anyone cared so much.

k there we go, all sorted out.. and even sadder if anything.

[johnmcclane125]

germans love scrubs :P just and observation