Eye VS Shaving Knife (may induce WTFness)

[TechMadi]

just a bunch of nolifers commenting.this is a scene from the andalouz dog by louis bunuel in colaboration with salvador dali.it is meant to be surrealistic cinema.you so-intelligent-gents have clearly understood it all and I'm sure you all can come up with something better.and I bet you have no idea what it really symbolises.my suggestion for you gents is to stop watching these kind of movies,since you don't have the intellectual capacity to grasp their meaning.you have only bellitened yourselvs

[Deke101]

@TechMadi Bellitened? Does that have to do with the explosive called bellite, or the orange crystal called bellite? I am not sure what you are trying to say here. Are you implying that watching these videos while lacking proper intellect will cause one to explode? Perhaps bellitened is a new slang term I have yet to discover.

Ah, perhaps it is a simple typo to go along with the rest of the punctuation mistakes in your post.

[TechMadi]

@Deke101 You, sir,are just the person I was talking about :)

[Deke101]

@TechMadi Aww. Who's the cute little pseudo intellectual talking down to me with his complete lack of punctuation? You are! That's so sweet. (pat pat pat)

[TechMadi]

@Deke101 sir,I believe it is called spelling,not punctuation

[TechMadi]

@TechMadi and I think you are overreacting,one mistake doesn't make me a pseudo-intellectual,thus it is not a "complete lack"

[Deke101]

@TechMadi No, your TYPO was a spelling error. I am referring to the rest of your diatribe which includes no proper use of captial letters and no spaces after the periods.

[TechMadi]

@Deke10 that has nothing to do with refuting what I have said there.and I believe it is common to not use capital letters on the internet.I don't see why what I have written offends you so much.It was written for those nolifers commenting on the original work of bunuel as being "lame" and "gay" and whatever other comments were.But please,do your work as a grammar nazi,you are doing it right.

[Deke101]

@TechMadi LOL. So, when communicating with the ignorant internet masses, it is OK to be lazy, even while we are talking down to them. I was simply pointing out this irony. In general, I don't care when people use poor grammar. It is when people are condecending towards while being unable to string two sentences together properly that I feel the need to point it out. I find it "lame" and "gay." (:

[TechMadi]

@Deke101 I think your argument is invalid.There is no such thing as me unable to string two sentences together properly.Acutally,I don't even care what your oppinion is,since you are obviously exagerating.

[Deke101]

@TechMadi I exagerate your abilities as you exagerate those of the people watching this video. Whether you care for my opinion or not is irrelevant to me posting it in a public forum.

[Deke101]

@TechMadi I was not trying to refute what you said. Do you think those you were talking to even have the capacity to understand your post? Wow. Ponder THAT one for a while! Basically, you have wasted your time as even the poster of the video probably doesn't get it. Just as I have wasted my time in replying as it seems the irony is lost on you. Every now and then I love a good waste of time.

[Deke101]

@TechMadi No, lack of punctuation and a typo or two does not make one a pseudo-intellectual. Implying that everyone here can not grasp the concept of surrealism while you can does. It also falls under the slang term 'douche.'

It was not one occurrence. It was a complete lack.

[TechMadi]

@Deke101 I was implying that the person who made this video ,and all of those who are using bad terms to describe bunuel's work cannot grasp it.it is logical,isn't it? I'm sorry,but I was not reffering to you in particular.Just chill,alright?

[Deke101]

@TechMadi Yes. your post WAS logical. I was simply pointing out the irony of talking down to people while using poor grammar and spelling. My post WAS logical as well. You defend it as saying, "It's just the internet." Well, being intellectually bankrupt is ALSO part of being on the internet, but you are not defending that. More irony.

[TechMadi]

@Deke101 sir,you should check your logic on that.one grammar or spelling error does not mean I am using poor grammar.Sometimes,when people are too tired,they make some mistakes,right?I don't see any irony.But I respect your point of view.Enough said.

[Deke101]

@TechMadi My logic is sound. It applies over and over again. I find people like you every other day on YT. Now, you change your defense. Instead of "It's just the internet," now you refer to your level of fatigue. No, you don't see any irony. As I said, it is lost on you. I still respect you original opinion. 'nuff said.

[TechMadi]

@Deke101 k whatevs and trololol

[TechMadi]

@Deke101 of course I can grasp the concept.I have a lot of knowledge about it.be careful next time when calling someone pseudo-intellectual or douche.you might be wrong.

Oh and,I love to see a little anger stir-up like that.You obviously had no idea what you were talking about.Next time take a little time to think before posting something like that,some inhale/exhale exercises would do the trick ;).And if you look closely,your sentences have some errors,too.

[Deke101]

@TechMadi LOL. I am not the one that needs the breather. I have been laughing this entire time. You, on the other hand, seem to be ready for battle. It's OK we are all human. Of course I know what I am talking about. Your replies have only reinforced my point.

[TechMadi]

@Deke101 you seem so knowledgeable yourself.what battle?

[TechMadi]

@Deke101 belittled.there.does that make sense now?

[zSanosake]

What's the music called? lol

[jonastrkr]

music = gay

[itsrastakitty]

As a Korean American fan of "Un Chien Andalou", I lol.

[RandomAcornMan]

that was pretty gay. the real movie is amazing

[devastationjhayne]

Amazing.

[dogofman]

And also Dalí fans of course. And even Pixies fans like me of course. They at least made something worth listening too, about it.

[PinbaIIVVizard]

I dont think anyone of you gets Surrealism .. im not saying i do, but you are pretentious idîotâs

[PinbaIIVVizard]

he got you idiots?

[M0N3t7]

Mr. Oizo?!

[MrBilbo27]

Juste une des premières séquences du "Chien Andalou" (Bunuel / Dali - 1929). Pour en conserver l'esprit, il eût été préférable de conserver au moins les quelques secondes de la scène précédente, où l'on voit un nuage "trancher" la lune...

[TheWanderingPrimate]

Regardless of whether one thinks Bunuel's original surrealist exercise is art, anti-art, or pure rubbish, this video hackery is among the lamest things I've seen on the Tube.

Fail-ville.

[sheba021]

Hahaha, great video! So funny to watch lobotomized morons who worship this idiotic piece of anti-artistic rubbish throw temper tantrums about it. Great job!

[tfvctia]

*to this

[tfvctia]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME???????? what the hell is wrong with you??? reduce such a significant piece of surrealism to his???? shame on you!!!!!!

[miyazombie]

but why  .....¿¿¿a wonder girls song??? lol

[BMTHATB]

Dumm oder so?

[jazzvier86]

Good idea but lack of balss, i would play only once the cutting but TO THE END. Im not bloodfanatic, but for a good idea is worth shaking!

[swooponthebass]

what a dumbass

[sp4zzj4zz]

great artists are rolling over in their graves

[skinnynorris85]

you re spoiling a piece of art you dumb-ass

[789twolf]

Great experimental film, idfk what this video is tho.

[Osthropek]

US SICK PEOPLE OF SOCIETY WHO WANT TO SEE A SLICED EYEBALL, WHY WOULD YOU STOMP ON THEM?

[pogoassel69]

If salvador knows it !!

[Osthropek]

Pussy! You did not show the final result!

[TheDeadEndProject]

I was waiting for the part when he actually slit her eye...why did you leave it out?

[pricamo]

fuckyou you make me loose my time, pendejo.

[Drawerchan]

Um...what's with the music?

[SaulSaulsa]

hhahahaha if it were anyone else but him xD

[101pyromaniac]

u basterd i wanted to see gore!!!

[marlonbrandodean]

i do tribute to Dali on my 'Revez/Dreams' short film check it out you might like

[MyKizz]

Whats the name of the song?

[siknup]

@MyKizz who cares?

[hippihemd]

the best part is nothing to see O.o ... Cutting the Eye

[Tracyconly]

@hippihemd ,

Is that what its suppose to mean? Oh brother!

[kesserjunge]

wtf?

[eruption257]

The hell?

Un chien anda-loser.

[VivaLaUndead]

lulz

[Raimonx]

It's Surrealism of Dali

[bcano1990]

,,l,, fuck you

[mp7882]

Thanks for not even showing the money shot! worst video evar!

[mr153]

you know, its really hard to find a video of the actual moment and not a 7 min long thing.... or something like this

[kafrrros]

I didn't mean to insult you but i hate absolute statements like the one you made because it's like u wanna show off and look clever... and surrealism for some people is what expresses them, like me. anyway, sorry, but should pay more attention to art before you condemn surrealism..

[the1andonlybigh]

surrealism: where people try to do something that makes no sense and use big words to describe the tinest of task.

[kafrrros]

you are a plain piece of illiterate shit and u like to look clever probably cause surrealism is the greatest form of art for sure, but this video is bullshit especially the music! i dndn't even show the whole scene!

[the1andonlybigh]

Lmao. Before you call me an illiterate shit. Captitalize your statements. (i'm aware id did that in my comment and misspelled a word i didn't proof read it my bad) I've seen the whole video before and its horrible. Surrealism is an after form for sure, but not the greatest. Only people with a outlook on other than what is presented will understand it. I for one do not understand this video. All i did was make a statement about serrealism and you insult me by calling me an illerterate shit.

[fluence51]

Mexico is Surrealism. Said by André Breton himself.

And this is not a YouTube comment.

[thirdshift47]

And America is 'Deconstruction',as said by Derrida himself. :)

[shitsandgigglez]

yeah youre extremely gay

[aliox5]

Who knows? Only the time, or rsther passing of the being shall fortell that insinuation...

[shitsandgigglez]

eh?

[gorillazhead]

@aliox5 Are you gay yet?

Cause this video sucks dick.

[lovefink2]

what...?

[fastertortoise1]

WTF! (can't say i wasn't warned)

[BluelightSpike]

Dude, WTF with the msuci XD

[aliox5]

Just as the title said

[BluelightSpike]

"MAy induse WTFness..." WTFness, it's now, the award winner of the word of the week.

Congratulations!!

[Blickkontakt]

no!

you got the point of surrealism. haha.

i like it.