Master Chief Theater 3000: Episode 305 (halo machinima)

[BananaNinja96]

SCRAMBLED EGGS!!!

[4HALOLEGEND]

..." and if I still had duck tape it would be over your mouth" LOK

[theguywhohatesnoobs]

washed the banshee, took the grunts camping. XD

[applelazer]

ever notice that sarg survives just about everything XD

[HaloFanRedvsBLue12]

@applelazer 1: wow he survived the crash landing... but others did so ok...

2: damn he survived that flood attack! That's pretty badass.

3: HOLY JESUS FUCKING CRIST! HE SURVIVED FUCKING HALO!!! DEAR GOD, IT'S GOD!!!

[tconman31]

SCRAMBLED EGGS!!!

[Zentrix97]

chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiief!

epic

[supersniper180]

0:28 well there is obviously nothing bad back there lalala

[dbwtfst0tsdb]

for me this was the most annoying level of halo, i was stuck in that place for like 4 hours it was fucking annoying!

[apportionbarrackdf]

i see all my Episodes TV[.]UsNetxxx[.]com

[dr58885]

wait jhonsons nuts get scrammbled since his body cant turn to flood

[Dyllon11]

@dr58885 he was a spartan anyway hes castrated

[s9lecomp]

"Don't spell in front of me!" has got to be the greatest line to come out of this series.

[Zeelulzproductions]

when the marines found the dead elite and arbiter said "scrambled eggz!" the marine kicked the elites eggz....so lol xD

[windmaster36]

chieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeffffffffffffff

[Boosed117]

did mendoza escape when he said this is loca! lol this is worse then cloverfield!

[ShOtGuN909]

no.... chief opend the door and he felll into his arms...

[Boosed117]

@ShOtGuN909 oh idk that was mendoza

[ShOtGuN909]

yea :)

[freerider2901]

i wonder if Jenkins first name was Leroy.

[ToaMahriLeader]

So he lived 542 years?...No surprise. :D

[MaggotF0rLife]

@freerider2901 lol. i wish i could be famous for shouting my name xD

[josiepussy]

Lmao! A new Codpiece! xD You just won with that! xD

[kickinyounow]

LOLOL

[MartimationStudios]

chieeeeeeeeff

[Kaykayslayer1]

Bencenti... the taco time guy?

[manofthevideos]

:@

cool lol

[Kaykayslayer1]

exept for the halo 1 graphics

[thefallingaxe234]

SCRAMBLED EGGS!!!!

[ancstudios]

Marine: i gotta bad feelin about this.....

Arbiter: and george lucas makes another five bucks.

lol XD

[kingdeamon18]

OH if you have fly cam on halo CE for the PC on the video part if you use flycam you can move around like a normal part of the game it made me lol the first time i did it. and if you move back w/ the cam on that spot there is no jenkins.

anoher thing. at the very end when mc takes off his helmet. you can leave the 1st person view with fly cam.

when he takes off his helmet. ANOTHER HELMET IS UNDER IT XD

[zeromaster212]

5:55 hideo kojima makes another grand

[boo557]

LOL! at 3:44 "Pssst, Captin! You look really good in those cargo pants!!!!"

[heavyduty84]

they're to slow and easy to kill LOL^^

[BillyRay905404]

i bet he wises he ha tivo

[TheBrubur]

lol @ the metal gear solid reference at the end!

[TheBrubur]

and..George Lucas makes another 500 bucks.

[EmoMetalHead666]

Mendoza Get Your Ass Back To Second Squads Postion And Find Out What The Hell Is Going On

"But"

I Dont Have Time For Your Lips Soldier

"Sarj Listen"

Where Is It Coming From Mendoza?

"I Dont..THERE!! MIRA!!

Hold Still,Hold Still

Let Em Have It

I JUST WANTED TO PET HIM!

"Oh This Is Loco!!!"

[liventhegoodlife1000]

"Jenkins get your hand out of your pants!" lol

[coolroho14]

I took the Grunts camping

LOL

[vengeanceproductions]

Scrambled eggs!

[Kevzilla13127]

let the mexicans go first-lol

[Kevzilla13127]

yeah let the mexicans go first

[georgecloss]

metal gear solid at the end!

[metairie33]

good stuff i miss mst3000

[mshadows4life]

scrambled eggs!

[redburst8]

dude when it said " get your hand outta your pants i was getting something outta my pocket, scarred thecrap outta me

[Twitboy3000]

@redburst8 SCRAMBLED EGGS!

[Pmintz25]

let the mexicans go first! lol

haha george lucas...oh crappy star wars lines...

[MeGeKiSm]

Lol wtf? Arby: Scrambled Eggs! XD This is hella funny,.

[skram2748]

sounds like a door

[irish77777man]

"pshh scrambled eggs!"

[blazeion212]

why was keyes just firing at that wall the entire time?

[Karri345]

@blazeion212 loooool xD

[Hiddenus1]

@blazeion212 Well. My Keyes was shoting to me... xD

[dementedchicken1]

That wall talked smack 'bout Keyes' mom, so he kicked it's ass.

[latinsoldier88]

chieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefffff­ff!!!

[starnjuy]

they are to slow and easy to kill lol!

[RyanxMIke121]

"this device that just sticks to doors and unlocks them no matter how hard they ar...O! there we go" lol i love it

[DeeEliteforce27]

he went to hawaii

[tallguy1618]

its like freemans mind except not funny

[callmeLilSparky]

care to prove your claim?

[killinglegend9]

is he a friend of yours? SCAMBLE EGGS! lol

[GuineaPro3]

jenkins get your hand out of your pants

[unsocked]

my hallway and t.v. does the same thing.

[RepublicofNick]

does anyone else hear the high pitch sound when ever the master chief character talks

[Vinx210]

Oh thank god you hear it too. I thought I was going insane. haha.

[Firelaef]

ya...i heard that too he must have benn talking through a faulty mic or some sort of thing... because the arbiter guy doesnt make that noise.

[killdozerwalrus]

"and also the part where uncle ted made me wear dressess"

[torpedotoad]

scrambled eggs!!!

[DethCrusade]

its funny, but everyone is used to the computer speech voice for arbiter and cheif so it doesnt sound right coming from 2 little douschbags

[GunRyd3r]

well then don't fuckn watch it then asshole.

[Firelaef]

Sir listen!

"i love you."

[Frday101]

lol. Love it, Watch it, Love it again.

[Blaiseingfire]

"i swear, this hallway is stocking me"

"halway, i saw him first"

lol

[weairdguy]

"we have lots of contacs" marine

"and i prefer glasses" abirter

[Joricky12]

Friendly fire.

YEah or friendly breakfast xD

[KingDroid101]

This episode was pretty meh. Not nearly as funny as the rest.

[SuperJesus5000]

I have to say, I was a bit disappointed, but that's only because there was no "woman driver" jokes. Awesome as usual.

[Monkeybrains54]

scrambled eggs!!!!!!!!!!!

[gorthake]

its weird how the shortest livels have the longest cut sceans

[KnockedShrimp]

Yeah except for Silent Cartographer , it was short level short scenes

[sheepmelon]

your'e worst video ever ...

[borimirtheboring]

CHIEEEEEEEEEF!!!

[Darthkat6]

this was funnier than I expected

[Venom7395]

Let the mexicans go first! =P

[jeroen33333]

haha rofl LEROOOOOY JENIIIIIIKS

[SelflessYouth]

God that backround noise is horrid!

[Hobbittio]

so stupid that it's kinda funny

[Gman2464]

What the fuck? I didnt understand a word of that.

[kninja41]

chief chief chiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeef

[Riji117]

Let the mexicans go first! lol (yay I am mexican!)

[jacupuh]

Um....

[PressAltF4OrElse]

Psh, SCRAMBLES EGGZ!!!

[GeurillaVideo]

Where have i been for the last 304 episodes... this is the best parody ever.

[andraszodon]

Actually the 300 means season 3.

[PressAltF4OrElse]

305 means season 3, episode 5.

[GeurillaVideo]

well then. I feel stupid. But still, how did i not know this show was happening???

[JaGed123]

its ok.

[Scybes]

fail

[MandLwithValour]

People find this entertaining? Really? Woah....

[Tot4ln00b]

"Aaand George Lukas makes another 500$" great!

[ScorpionShark18]

Omg i remember this from when i played halo

[OpticalShasows]

"I think we`re dead,thank god"lol

[timric]

lmao i love mystery science theater 2000

[ZemogTorrents]

305 episodes. Wow... just wow.

[coooldude848]

season three

episode 5 :\

[DieEvilSam2009]

305 means 5th episode on the 3rd season

[JaGed123]

305 episodes becuz its easy to make and not good quality.

[555skooterboy]

just doesnt work

[deathmattkiller]

hall way..... hall way.... i found him first

[XnotionX]

lol.

[mysterioso2006]

SCRAMBLED EGGS!

[IncandescentInsanity]

He got "Ow, my sperm!" from Futurama.

[Globeversal]

there to slow and easy to kill!!

[petercottentail56]

SCRAMBLED EGGS

[technonissen01]

auch..my sperm LOL

[drunkonmilk87]

jesus christ everyone saying that the mexican thing is racist yea it is but shut the fuck up and take it as the joke it is

[warpigg216]

LOL scrambled eggs and our love for eachother

[OLDSKOOL511]

Scrambled eggs.

[codemonkey1234]

this is not funny its kind of sad

[KennyTTMM]

then again its a video game

[Nodrico]

aparently they have Hola 3 in mexico instead of Halo 3

[money4lif3]

wow raisest let mexicans go first not funny

[mpgviewer]

are you mexican? you spelt racist wrong.

[xDiego619x]

what do u expect hes mexican

[money4lif3]

smd cracker

[LeadTaco]

I am pretty sure Mexico is a nationality, not an ethnicity

[sirMAXX77]

oh great now halo has been everywhere, they even been to the sattlelite of love and killed everyone on it. thanks. jerks. i hate halo.

[wikikomoto]

just.. no

[joshy959]

lol what do we have here sargeant? SCRAMBLED EGGS! :D

[milan0brown]

chieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeef

[00iCrazy00]

1:05

First name Leroy?

[brammenwurm]

jup leroy jenkins

i have the books so i know it

[Clonetrooper851]

man way top ruin this awesome cutscene brah such a buzz kill

[csithiphong]

Scrambled Eggs! Lmao

[CursaKuma]

jenkins! get ur hands out of ur pants!

[ArdnassacNilfeh]

hmm must've been a wrong number! ROFL!

[narutoamfan]

This one wasn't as funny as the other ones but i guess it good enough

[christah310]

long series

[armymen159]

LOL

[0neTurbo]

johnson get your hand out of your pants.

[skaman125]

our right to party??? lol

[Phinoh]

Hallway! hallway! i saw him first! LOL

[korsheehy]

watch the shiny bubble giggles show on youtube

[gothlordboon]

I just wanted to pet him!!!...

[Danoguy69]

I always hated mystery theater, but that was funny.

[TRSchris]

master chief theater

[jackkrackken]

cool

[salvationMcBadass]

"i wanna feel your warm breathe on the nape of my neck" roflcopter! the small things make this clip bearable

[russellbr1021]

lol

[darkelite94]

meta cafe sucks

[Taquitos490]

keap ur ies opan 4 smt bg rl bg rl sewn

[SeanWelland]

Did you ever go to school?

[fettmaster5]

"...Andddd George Lucas makes another $500..."

[Xerodynamics]

Best part of the whole thing.

[NDG1613]

only made me grin but funny

[ppp9922]

cheif!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[VirtualEscape]

That was SO DULL!

[petree50]

"What is that?"

"MY PANTS SIR!"

[tehcheeseitman]

i dunno, what do you mean?

[jollo203]

ha ha

[tobster9567]

i actually prefer glasses not contacts

[tobster9567]

3:18 thats been bothering me since i first played this game if you agree plz reply

[tobster9567]

3:20*

[jollo203]

im sorry what do you mean?

[tobster9567]

what do you mean what do you mean?