Super Soaker Waterboards

[AlekTheNerd]

Meh, I'd prefer to waterboard my opponents. (Double meaning ftw.)

[JAYZILL44]

Riot shield anyone?

[kylunflac]

laugh my ass off. love the double meaning.

[spam1712]

im pretty certain that these kids show up in the kids react vids

[SinziGamer]

why dont they attach guns to a riot shield in the SWAT or army?

[ihate1die]

@SinziGamer cuz its fuckin retarded, way too much weight and you gotta move fast, maybe itd be good for swat ,like rubber bullet shotguns for riot control, but not for the military, and sorry to blow your COD fantasies but a riot shield isnt gonna stop a 240 opening up on you

[Ruezga95]

You know, this is a great idea. Its like a riot shield with two shotguns on it. Genius!

[Magnum357l]

@Ruezga95

umadbro?

You need to be MOBILE, that won't work with a riot shield with 2 damn shotguns in it.

Who's gonna carry that?

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's Stupidman!

[Tobias5505]

Both of these inventions are genius

[LNC131]

i know the blond girl, she SUPER annoying

[Mugetsu309]

its actually a good invention I mean the COD creators should put this into thought and be all like "We should create a riot shield that shoots!!!" :D

[ascii211]

Where to buy one

[Mugetsu309]

great now I have to find BlackOpsNj's comment...

[RealGosssip]

@Mugetsu309 LMFAO! You're in my mind!

[gator159]

@Mugetsu309 what do you mean by you have to find BlackOpsNj's comment?

[Mugetsu309]

@gator159 the top comment was referred to BlackOpsNj comment.. well when I wrote that comment it was. I've been getting replies saying that that's what they were thinking lol

[xXxLightsBieberxXx]

Looool at 1:00 it says gullible! :)

[xKeffinx]

@xXxLightsBieberxXx Look at your comment, it's a copy of another one.

[xXxLightsBieberxXx]

@xKeffinx no..

[RealGosssip]

@xXxLightsBieberxXx >:) I see what you did there...

[xXxLightsBieberxXx]

@RealGosssip looool :)

[Imatrollyay]

@xXxLightsBieberxXx ... FUCK.

I actually fell for that.

[jobot23]

When they first show the general I thought they were going to show something like kids getting waterboarded.

[jobot23]

The military technique to get information from people.

[IAmSuperMegaBored]

Lol "FROM THE MAKERS OF SLEEP DEPRIVATION!" that was my favorite part

[ok2431]

Waterboard makes me "WET" LOL

[Kc5189]

sad thing is I can see that selling petty good

[kyleh0921]

the end!

[MinecraftPacks]

Dear santa......

[cookingwithsamick1]

YOU DONT WANT TO WATERBOARD YOu HAVE TO WATER BOARD!!!!

[SuperCoolguyjoe]

I wish this was real

[iamawesomecat]

im a 6th grader and i watch alot of inappropriat things like shanedawson tottallyscetch and if im really bored hotandcrowded

[J41mEV4rG45]

@iamawesomecat im an 8th grader and most of the 6th graders are dumb fucks that act retarded but you are okay because you watch shane dawson :)

[bullet4mehvalentine]

@iamawesomecat I will never understand middleschoolers these days.

[JAYKENNYmusic]

@iamawesomecat gay

[iamawesomecat]

@JAYKENNYmusic dude WTF??? how can i be gay?? im 11

[Ouranman]

@iamawesomecat your'e never too young to smoke some pole

[iamawesomecat]

@Ouranman ??????? i didnt understand what u just said

[PBTtime]

@iamawesomecat MAN YOU MUST BE KEWL.

[iamawesomecat]

@PBTtime haha ya i ROCK!

[gimmeawhopper]

i didn't laugh until sleep deprivation

[chaca8pie]

I need one of those

[bendanna1993]

I love how the guy from the Porn Tech Support video is in a "commercial" with kids.

[ArcadeNerrdd22]

Wow " Mom can I have the new water board I saw on tv just now" .. mom: "After you finish your homework" Me: Yessss im getting me a water board.... Lmao :-)

[Damnationization]

I want this. :)

[OmarOrnelas1195]

CH IS the original and more usefull Sleep deprivation

[RaiderJake26]

yeah because you should call your water gun after a torture used to interrogate extremist group members

[loveranime199514]

i.......want.......a..........­WATER BOARD!!!!

[narutohokageclan]

Sleep deprivation

From the makers of living hell* man women get married have no sex , women sleeps with brother in law, ur not aloud to drink smoke watch porn or go to strip clubs and on top of that u can't afford a divorce*

^_^

[Deadmeat703]

U know a water board is like 10 bucks?

[tlsoisme10]

i want a water board I would deffinatley buy one. I now have plans this summer

[holyelectricalsocket]

Collegehumor IS sleep deprivatrion.

[gso619]

@holyelectricalsocket XD You have no idea how right you are. I;m watching this at 1:30 AM

[awesomeempoleon]

@holyelectricalsocket do u know the song at the start

[Sustanaelle]

@holyelectricalsocket i know its 7 am and im still watching!!!!

[applewitheveryone]

It's a water gun on powerthirst!

[CyniePooLovesSkyla]

I really want that...

[TheN1ckz]

OMG at the very beggining its the same music as Vsauce's "What the Fak" episodes :DD

[beastdrummer555]

@higaloo Waterboarding (in real life) is a torture device, the victim is given the illusion that they are drowning

[DarthKeyrus]

@beastdrummer555 And there's absolutely nothing wrong with doing it to the terrorists in Guantanamo.

[1patrickryan]

@bullet4mehvalentine, I've been watching collegehumor since 4th grade and I'm in 6th

[sjiyuey]

@1patrickryan same here

[CamBen24]

i was lulzing the whole time

[LNC131]

The girl with the blond curly hair goes to my school. Her name is Distinee Stone.

[TeeHeeZeeComedy]

i prefer the hose

[xxamadeus84xx]

haha that thing is so cheap, not even the old cps super soakers can beat it!!! i want one!

[JrJovaneMateo]

It's like a riot shield but water style and with long range

[gmodyoutubr32]

i must heve the water board its not racist at all!!!!

[BitTune]

0:51 How long can you last? LOL

[BlackOpsNJ]

i know the girl who says "Its the funnest thing ever" 0_0 she's in my 6th grade class.

[bullet4mehvalentine]

@BlackOpsNJ You're a 6th grader who watches collegehumor?

[fatbelly970]

@bullet4mehvalentine so whats wrong with that i was a 6th grader watching these now i´m becoming a 7th grader

[bullet4mehvalentine]

@fatbelly970 Nothing, collegehumor just makes a bunch of sex jokes. Back when I was in 6th grade I couldn't get on the internet because we had reeeaaaalllly slow dial up ha, so it's always weird coming across youngins on the internet. *is channeling her inner fifty year old man*

[fatbelly970]

@bullet4mehvalentine lol



[ManEatingTortoise]

@bullet4mehvalentine Hey, a variety of people watch collegehumor. Funny stuff is funny stuff right?

[SupahBloopa]

@bullet4mehvalentine No, collegehumor is the reason he's still in 6th grade.

[MildGamer001]

@bullet4mehvalentine im a high schooler, doesnt matter what their channel name is, they are still funny as hell.

[bullet4mehvalentine]

@MildGamer001 I am as well, I wasn't talking about their username, I was talking about how inappropriate collegehumor is.

[MildGamer001]

@bullet4mehvalentine yea, 6th graders are pervs lol, but, if tis funny its funny, and i also know not all of college humor is inapropriate, but he thinks its funny so let him think that. im not trying to offend you btw, people often think i am mad or annoyed because of how i write lol. but my point is, you really think he hasnt been exposed to worse?

[homerun0508]

@bullet4mehvalentine so? i'm a 7th grader who watches college humor. as long as you get the jokes and you laugh at them then it doesn't matter about your age. enough said.

[bullet4mehvalentine]

@homerun0508 I think it's funny how many people are getting worked up over one snarky comment I made 3 months ago xD

[massivecomplexity]

@bullet4mehvalentine im in 7th, and ive gotten everything ive watched so far.

[KylesNuclearFilms]

@bullet4mehvalentine Im A 7 grader and I watch CollegeHumor and I've watched it since i was in 5 grade.

[Brmul12]

@bullet4mehvalentine i watched college humor wen i was in sixth grade too lmao

[nosamnosam123]

@BlackOpsNJ Your parents must not love you. Letting a 6th grader watch COLLEGE humor videos and play call of duty (a game where the main objective is murder). I feel bad for you...

[suzake2]

@BlackOpsNJ i see a ton of hate comments about this but honestly i have something to say so wha tif you play blackops it doesnt matter if the main obkective is to "murder" its actually killing it isnt murder if its for your country etc etc and i agree alot of college humor videos are bad but not all and not everything you do your parents no about im just saying dont take offense to morons...not that you probly do its the internet lol ;p *sprays on trollaway*

[MrSpartanczar]

@BlackOpsNJ cool story bro

[brycer11748]

Is this a guantanimo joke

[kingofspad3s]

i would actually buy the water-board its beast!

[poptat1]

:10 i can see myself in his glasses

[n00bXafif]

the song is from watch?v=YiNPr7J0P2o

[Luigifan987]

i know the blonde chick that says the FUNNEST THING EVAR

[girlsdisservebetter]

@Luigifan987 no you dont shut up

[mumpump]

how can anyone not like this?

[fatswimdude]

What's the song?

[TheMabinogian]

when i saw the title i thought they were using a torture method

[xXmusicXboyXx]

they just need marathon, lightwiegt, comando, blast sheild, and to be noobs to use them!

[LonelyiiSuannena102]

lôl_ÂñýOÑÈ_wAñnà_chät_wÌth_mê_­Ï_fÉèl_sø_löñélY_tÒDàY!

[th3kingflores]

jeffness1991 <---- go to his page and if you live nearby his mom will suck yo dick!! (for a cheeseburger)

[Clavinization]

Riot Shield Water Guns? SUPAH SOAKAH, TAKE NOTES.

[CharizardLv5]

my nipples do the same

[StuntedSnail]

@CharizardLv5 your not Kr1TiCaL lol jk

[CharizardLv5]

@StuntedSnail Cr1tickal FTW

[mariofreak1975]

ha, its a board with two pressure guns attached lol

[Zevan12]

@mariofreak1975 thanks for pointing that out captain obvious

[teamlopi888]

so its basicly a roit shield/water gun

[MindOfSummer1993]

@teamlopi888 Give it some time, and this will be an attachment for the Riot Shield in CoD...and it never had one before...oh well, there's a first time for everything!

[MrDudeman10]

does anyone else think this would a good idea?

[johnthepyromaniac]

@MrDudeman10 yes

[cjmation7]

Where do i sign up!

[certifiedjagga]

hey this is a lot like the water gate scandal lol

[jpheitman]

@certifiedjagga They were referencing Gitmo. And it's nothing like Watergate.

[KPatorx]

Wet MILF...

[TheRealTaco87]

You know its a good video whenever the red haired guy is in it!

[XxPunkerkittyXx]

i love this guy xD

[MrOneDr]

So much excitement you'll be waking up in the middle of the night!

[mmoses]

something something bill of right something something

[Mistersamsam]

That red haired guy is a heap good CH actor

[NocturnaReborn]

the sleep deprivation game lol.

[RoninShinobi88]

Dear santa...

[DistinctlyRandom]

Nancy Pelosi still doesn't think it works well enough

[burningsponge]

@DistinctlyRandom 300,000 people dont get this comment. but if they did, they'd lol.

[pumishumi]

@burningsponge i lol'd

[mrlarry1975]

Lulz.

[pokeknowledge2007]

That's a good idea for a supersoaker enough to get information

[GarretsShadow]

The sleep deprivation bit was actually kind of scary...those kids look creepy

[Demon1Robe]

How dumb are you people!? everyone got the water-boarding reference, it was just stupid!

[RHCPisthebestband]

HOLY SHIT IT'S NICHOLAS CAGE'S AGENT

[AwShitWTF]

F*cking hilarious. If you don't understand the waterboard reference research the interrogation methods by the Bush Administration.

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

information gleaned from Waterboard may not be accurate XD favorite part because its so ridiculously true.

[andrewarismunandar]

Sleep deprivation might be useful in the Freddy Kreuger films

[Blubberbernd95]

I just thought about counter strike :D

[QBsac06]

It's not a fucking riot shield. Did nobody understand it was satire about waterboarding people? The torture?

[FNGLHR]

@QBsac06 Apparently they did not.

[Raadloser]

@FNGLHR where the fuck is the relevance to this movie in your comment ? Seriously what the fuck

[FNGLHR]

@Raadloser Uhhh, because the joke is about the controversial practice of water boarding and I was relating it to another torture tactic I saw in a video game.

Are you fucking stupid?

[FNGLHR]

You don't understand what it's like out there! We don't want to waterboard! We have to waterboard!!!!

Seriously though, without sounding like a noob for repeating dialogue (too late) I think the torture Jason Hudson in COD: BlackOps pulled involving that shard of glass was far more brutal than anything Waterboarding could pull. Don't get me wrong, Waterboarding is technically torture, but a glass shard in your mouth being punched? Seems worse.

[miiror13]

@FNGLHR youll think the water board is worse when i shove it up your ass

seriiously though i think a water board u your ass would hurt WAY more then a shard of glass in your mouth getting punched

[FNGLHR]

@miiror13 How would that work? The whole point of waterboarding is that you're technically drowning... how would putting a towel over your butt and pouring water onto it work? At all. That would just seem embrassing. And if thats how waterboarding worked I don't think as many people would be up in arms about it.

[miiror13]

@FNGLHR i meant the riot sheild thing

[DrunkenDriverStudios]

Adam Savage!

[stelthmunky]

I didn't get the torture reference! D: I just thought of a riot shield!

[stelthmunky]

@stelthmunky Ya, just looked up what waterboard torture was. No bueno.

[RasenShuriken003]

i actually believed the "waterboard phrase was suppose to be the torchure method"

[MrTitteesnbeer]

ahh sleepy time ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!@#!@#!@#. ok nevermind

[kaptinkrunch47]

please make this.

[AdvancedTraceur]

ha. ha. ha. torture is funny :(

[FlyingAce021]

Make it a real riot shield and turn the water into fire and that would be sick!!!

[50predator50]

@FlyingAce021 that would make a biggy owie to anyone in the way lol

[ThePhysGun]

It's funny because it's a form of torture

[doolittlesy1]

hahhaa is it sad that i thought the exact same thing as kigazed12? maybe 2 much cod

[Demon1Robe]

I get the reference... but why is it funny?

[phatphace]

I love the girl at 0:15 who is in a lot of collegehumour videos. You can tell she knows exactly what is going on during each skit as opposed to most kids her age, making her input much funnier.

Also, the best quote is at 0:32 for those who understand the satire in this video.

[PartyCrasher101]

College Humor IS sleep deprivation

[MrTitteesnbeer]

@PartyCrasher101 i know right 1 pm over here

[Krisg9994]

lol thats just great. torture references and no one gets it cuz they all a bunch of little kids talking about their video game experiences.

[000theGuardian]

from the makers of sleep deprivation! lol

[ThePhysGun]

I thought this would be torture, and it is.

[kilroy227]

Lol it's so funny it's almost offensive!

[miiror13]

lol is that a mini riot sheild with 2 holes for a hose?

[BboyChopstixSK]

LMFAO SOMETHING SO DEADLY IT COULD PROTECT YOU! :D

[BlackStarx3]

so this is wat the cia uses on them terrorizers.... i shouldve known xP

[CoOKiEpIeFTL]

Mw2's effect on the world is now considered permanent

[iLiKeCeRe]

I'd buy both of those things

[volcunman2000]

yeah water roit sheildand you dont half to hold a gun it in the sheil

[cody0006]

damn riot shielders! wheres the throwing knifes and stun grenades??

[KingOSketchKomedy]

@Marlo916 nice one

[wiccan4ever]

i'd buy that.

[marlo916]

use crouch to receive maximum protection.

[Ronin1914]

@marlo916: If you have Marathon and Lightweight, then you steal it from someone else you'll move even faster with it. Freight Train!!!

[periwinkle2814]

ha ha. fire crotch

[Kurt2424]

I would totally buy that sleep deprivation from CH games

[SuckMyBulletz13]

I knew it was just a matter of time.