Really, *really* hot for words

[tricksprogirl]

hahaha...you are awesome man....

[EbunnyEthereal]

5 golden snitches out of 5.

[LovelyYTRocks]

Don't worry, I got my copy of Lolita!

[Robin444C]

my god your either so irish or scottish

[JoshuasRevenge]

lol 5 Trampling POOPERSCOOPERS

[AugustusLarch]

You are an erudite man. The references are awesome and spot on.

[stzach]

Five crushed Percocet.  Period.

[Enoki2487]

4 literary puns out of 5

[Paintbait]

Five Crushed Bookstore Patrons out of Five.

[mythmanjay]

Way to latch onto the hot-hot-heat of fame by casual reference ... and thus she has evolved from creole to dialect! lol

[januarygrrl]

Sticks and stones may break some bones, but a 50% off sale at Barnes & Noble will kill you...lol.

[icecold0211]

im not enjoying the new camera angle...

good vid though

[dickyco2]

Dioxins are formed during combustion processes, such as waste incineration, and during some industrial processes.

[SoraRoxasKHII]

was this for real mark???

[eebruce]

I rate this five boxed sets of the anime based on the move based on the comic book based on the book.

[SocialFallout]

is he joking???

[mythmanjay]

If that's all you're looking for, that's all you'll find.

[Al00794]

ha ha bookwarfare would be awsome

[janietiptoe]

If only people were really that excited by reading something worthwhile! I highly recommend Water for Elephants, and the Story of Edgar Sawtell. New authors, excellent writers!

[roadkill1984]

Id watch Lolita; however my local theater has recently stopped showing underage pornography. Oh well, ill get it on vhs.

[roflcockter]

We're happy that you didn't get trampled to death though.

[aluisious]

*Literally* dozens!

[Qusha10]

I can't believe, that i was surprised that someone got trampled to death for a laptop

but, im still disappointed in humanity

[CommandoDude]

Welcome to America.

Happy Capitalistmas

[PoisonPeachPit]

I wish MY Barnes & Noble was that hectic. Tearing people limb from limb... that would be awesome.

[thest3alth]

Your never angry, and instead of anger, you are ironic. That's hilarious.

[888berg]

hmmm.. Mark you're sliding a wee bit.

Let's hope you get funny again sometime soon.

[TorpedoChicken]

He's jokeing, thats toilet paper dumbass

great vid mark

[monstersparkler]

If that's toilet paper, it's some fucking expensive stuff.

It's uber thick, and you can see the fibres. It's definitley bandages.

Lastly, obvious script Mark.

[brolytheking18]

are you ok? That looks like it hurts a lot.

[julieblaha]

5 consumer caused contusions!

[thatsJoetastic]

Thanks so much for making this vid and loved how you showed the stupidity of some people out there who are obviously clueless. You're so right, staying at home has never looked like a better idea. After all, nothing says "Merry Christmas" like trampling your fellow man for 20% off (sarcasm) :S

[will7887]

just noticed ur piercings

[mattmosher96]

i love you alliteration lmao

[jenzatron]

I heart you because you mention Joseph Heller. God, I love him.

[IAm1Sheep]

LOL

[cympltun]

I wish this was real.

[montygamer]

Well, no you dont, because near where i live someone was pummeled by stupid people running into a store

[cympltun]

I was talking about books losing popularity, not really wishing harm on anyone but wishing that when there is harm it happens for a good cause like books and not Wii on sale. Was this explanation humorless and uninspired enough for you to get it this time?

[montygamer]

Well yes because you accually stated what tyou were talking about, but ya

[VanRoble]

You're a man of just the right words...

[RealArcalian]

You know for a minute there you really had me thinking you were injured until you got the bookstore sales part, then I realized what you were really going on about.

Four thank yous for not blaming it all on the retailers, that's four thank yous for not blaming it all on the retailers.

[wbanul]

Wow, I'm going to have to rate this 5 book crazed bargain hunting baboons...that's 5 book crazed bargain hunting baboons! Cheers!

[mrdan9500]

Thank God/Buddha/Gandhi/Jesus/Dogber­t for YouTubers like yourself, who can actually make videos worth watching.

[lilmisstashaxX]

you forgot the spagetti monster! lol

[crazyone1989]

you forgot tom cruise lol

[Paxmax]

That's right! books don't make films.. but computer games makes films!!

Some books make extremely poor films... IE hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

[yuttivon]

that was actually a quite awesome film.. however innacurate, what movie is exact as in in the book? i would love to see another movie made from the series

[mcp893]

why is it that your only like the 3rd Scottish person who doesn't hate America?

[soicanpost]

Because he's a comedian. He took one step off the plane and was greeted by CENTURIES of material.

[Benbo222]

I thought you were wearing a bandana! Maybe you should wear one! :)

[GoretexRobo]

why would anyone go spend money on anything to make the rich richer right now?sorry not me i'm saving my money fuck them

[kmrade]

u look like axl rose =)))

[musichatesyouall]

No offense Mark, but I'm glad maker faire, youtube live, and all of the "traveling" bits seem to be over. I'm starting to miss the sharp wit and sarcasm over the latest exposing of Brittany Spears' Vagina and the latest sighting of the flying spaghetti monster on a piece of toast. And of course... the yellow wall... Cheers.

[MystikIncarnate]

I give this five trampled americans on their way into walmart for the best deals on black friday...

that's FIVE trampled americans on their way into walmart for the best deals on black friday.

[margaj]

No country for old men is the book almost word for word. ( we studied it in class)

It's really fascinating, actually.

[childofthedarkrat]

I give this video literally dozens of queuing Americans out of literally dozens of queuing Americans

[Quyx121]

Sooo many book title puns, lulz. "All quiet on the western front" haha

[VideoDude87]

yeah this is madness...

[carbonEdge]

ppl die on black friday,

[darkkittycry]

every year

[terrydec]

Ha Ha!! However, this would be funnier if someone hadn't died in New York as a crowd trampled him trying to get into a WalMart. Still, can you say 'Vladimir Nabokov'?

[bobpeters61]

The closest I've seen a movie come to a book was the recent cartoon of _A_Scanner_Darkly_ by Philip K. Dick. Even that had a couple of differences from the book that I found quite annoying.

Good spoof on the Mao-Mart crowd, though.

[ZackScott]

This just isn't the same without the yellow wall. You need to carry paint with you so you can adapt to any setting.

[Ocarinaplayingwriter]

I second that!

[ChristopherMast]

I second that.

[Draxelzs]

So true! xD

[jamasianman]

FIVE MOVIES BASED ON BOOKS

[andymcgaffigan]

i was blindsided by a group of cardigan-wearing toughs while trying to purchase a drastically discounted edition of "the old man and the sea."

call me ishmael? more like call the ambulance!

*rimshot*

[MrCaltec]

To Genius for wallmart

[Deanballoonatic]

Then your computer gets trampled by all the slow net people slowing your computer down to a snails pace.

I always get the slow leechers as I try to get to 100%.

[AshleyKScott]

I hate Christmas more every year. Every year I suggest to the family that we all just chip in for a nice meal and visit with each other. We're just going to take back most of the gifts and get ourselves what we really wanted anyway. And gift cards are a way of saying "I don't know what you like, but I feel obligated to give you something." It's just shy of passing around money. The holidays would be great without the mad consumerism. Or those inflatable snow globes for the lawn.

[DDRpwnerer]

Yeah, I agree. We're only getting eachother a couple things this year, focusing more on the more personal/family side of Christmas. I don't doubt we'll be doing exactly what you're doing, frankly.

[JimmerSD]

Hey! They had 2 for one Depends and Night Rider the original series Season 1 box sets were 50% off! You just got in the way, it's your own damn fault.

[berlin1985school]

omg ur sooo hot!!!!

[nbwulf]

Crazed bastards! (=

[HotdogHarry007]

You're funny while talking about a serious issue...Great stuff, Mark!

[sahuy]

I give it four Kama Sutras. (books, not positions)

[abcgefp]

I heard that at some place they busted the doors down and trampled an employee to death just to get deals. Fuckin' A this consumerism has gotten out of hand.

5 bloody, beaten Scotsmen out of 5.

[RabidIceWeasel]

WalMart in Scotland. I got a box of legos tossed at me because I wouldn't help the 4th person in line before the 1st person.

[loptkitty]

Indeed. Long Island Walmart.

Though, I think the recession has a lot to do with it. Think about a junkie that's just been told his dealer won't sell him heroin anymore. It doesn't matter to him that there's a shortage of heroin somewhere: he's going to off the dealer. That's the American people and their spending right now.

[Deanballoonatic]

It's not just the recession, 2-3 years ago a woman was injured over a fight over the last DVD player on Black Friday, at a Walmart I recall.

[ToastedSuzy]

I rate this video five smashed and blood-spattered, yellow "Roll Back" happyfaces.

Five lead-based-painted giant "Hannah Montanna" themed Christmas tree ornaments, buy two get one free while supplies last.

I rate it five packages of a dozen socks for a buck.

Five minute cigarette break then back to work.

Five hours a week short of full time, so no healthcare for you.

etc.

[robtran]

Oh sure they still make movies out of books. Why just the other day I was in 7-11 and noticed a DVD of "How the West Was Wanked", a book I had finished just 20 minutes earlier.

[barahona125]

haha, literally DOZENS

[rr92890]

5 Leterayte Americans out of five

[eventide925]

I'd give this vid five, Yes, That's FIVE Barnes & Noble magnetic poetry sets...

[Rowdyeh]

That's worth 5 hits to the head with a very thick book, probably a copy of Monty Python's The Holy Grail! Looks like you forgot to duck!

[Satori1800]

Thanks for great video:)

[otakursed]

Fraggin' h, dude, I don't recall hearing of this kind of insanity when the Potter books were getting released, and they'd line up around the block for those things. I guess the presence of children lightens things up a bit. In closing, forgive me, but I must ask . . . does your brain hurt? Just glad you're not an ex-MarkDay^^

[maryvannotes]

hilarious!

[gibbo1988]

Lolz

[WaffleFrie]

i give it 5 copies of Catcher and the Rye stained with Mark Day blood out of 5

[baxmonstertrak]

john....cena?

[melora72]

Either that wallpaper goes or I do. - Oscar Wilde on his death bed.

5 very ugly Pictures of Dorian Grey.

[vclamp]

I give it 5 slaps upside the head with an original copy of "Reinhabiting the Earth" :-)

[caseadillas]

Ahh! that would be my worst nightmare! Trampled at a bookstore. Bookstores are supposed to be full of nice people! Lol.

[13thDimension]

indeed

[MikkyDj]

Hey, yeah, this was funny. But at parts it looked like you were reading from a script. I mean, great job and everything, but it was kinda choppy.

[BigWillieStyles1212]

Great video. These are the kinds of videos that remind me why I subscribed. (Thank God the political season is over. YouTube partners are overwhelmingly liberal, but even if I was a liberal, political views are not the reason I subscribed to most of these channels.)

[rnistuk]

I "liked King, Queen, Knave" better than Lolita.

[geffel]

What a great world it would be if people really were prepared to fight for inexpensive literature...

[HolidayinCambodia2]

lawlz

[Totallydistortedfilm]

I rated it five typographically-tinted Tuesday casualties.

[ElevatorShow]

I've always said that Barnes guy was a solid dude, but Noble is just a dick.

-Woody

[theroachyjay]

HAHAHAHHAHA Loved the comic book bit, Mark.  It's so true.

[TimberGeek]

Fortunatelt they still make comic books based on the book so you can watch something vaguely like the book... eventually.

[TimberGeek]

.Fortunately' that is...

[ankskag]

yeah

[emprise]

lol well done

[Elaina43]

Wait! There's a War on Words already running rampant, my friend, don't add fuel to that fire.

[yoshinerd]

w8 is this serious? if so ouch!

if not LMAO!!!!!!!!

[shufk77]

wow........ i think you may be handicapped

[dananddanfilms]

It's a war zone out there.

You need a hard cover to survive.

[christhrasher]

L ... O ... L

[norsehawk]

Lies, everyone knows that few Americans read anymore, they would rather prop up on a pillow and watch Fox news.

[DantehMan]

I don't know where you're from, but I wouldn't generalize my populace like that. I've noticed the majority of my fellow Americans dislike Fox news heavily. As for the reading, of course we still do. We probably just do more news/article reading than we do actual book reading, that's all.

[norsehawk]

If everyone is reading newspapers, why are so many of them in such dire straits and teetering on the edge of oblivion?

Too many Americans don't celebrate learning, instead they base important things such as electing presidents as a question of 'who would I like to have a beer with?' This is a sad fact and many of my fellow Americans disgust me.

[BiggusBro]

i rather doubt he was clobered and trampled. he's a funny guy though =-p.

[GRNDSLMHTTR3]

Haha.

[BenedictWolfe]

Swett Raptor Jesus, this was the best from Mark in a long while. 5 Grammatically Incorrect Dictonaries and an absolute Favorite! That's, 5 Grammatically Incorrect Dictonaries and an absolute Favorite.

[DemonWithGoldenWings]

lol!

i could only shake my head as watched this

[FueledByRock]

These trampling incidents are outrageous.

[jctrock]

I am sorry you got clobbered! Damn that looks painful, Mark. Get better.

[dubaiedge]

i am so not sorry that happened to you. hehe

[angryislander56]

rampaging bibliophiles

the 4 horseman are just breaking the ridge

[crimsong19]

Great literary references!

[Cruton14]

That's crazy.

[lighthouse412]

Loved the puns!

Did you really get trampled by people at the book store? That sucks dude.

[Burky619]

no, i think hes just making fun of people who have been trampled by other people because of the sales

[Thowell3]

I rated this video 5 bloody bludgeoning books. That's 5 bloody bludgeoning books.

[tadshackles]

This was puntastic

[marniespeaks]

what parallel universe did you step into?

[kaploy9]

Huh, from 77 to 104 veiws after a watched it.

[thizizliz]

LOL! Who knew that readers could be so rough!

[ratholin]

that's why fascist governments, educational systems and religions try to keep the book readers locked up. Because readers will F* you up.

[DKfansown]

lol. great puns.

[SteveDeathbat]

lololool

i thought it was srs at first

[hatemeproductions]

At least it wasn't over that damn Harry Potter. Man am I sick of that little bastard.

[Lookstwice]

I rate this video 5 bandaid...that´s 5 bandaid

[sidewinder517]

I love push up bras!! ;)

[shaneuk666]

rrrr i'm a pirate

[shaneuk666]

nice video

[greatestXhits]

1st view yargh