OneTakeRockTard

[guitarcutie135]

rocktards cough at the begining is SO CUTE

[W1cKeE88]

4:29 shay swears ohhhhhhh!! :o lol

[25tennislover]

I don't remember... Go google it

[Kirsty1D]

rocktard is just like babytard, so adorable.

[ShiverMeeTimbers]

wheres baby #5

[darkman1x32]

Babytards laugh at3:18 is awesome!

[XxChillZonexX99]

that toy is trying to brain wash kids now lol no im just kidding but i thought it was a brain washing toy lol ;)

[Ixdontxknowxanything]

I like it when shay calls PT Ptizzle haha.

[mrt359]

Shay?! Where is your toe nail polish!?

[solidboredness]

Katilette- What are trying to say? Shay's mind- MORE SEX!

[PonytailPlease]

MY BABY NEPHEW LOVES CUTIES!

[GummieRazor]

I love clemintines

[TheNAPmusic]

oh my darling oh my darling oh my darling clemitine you are lost and gone forever

[xXSamm1103Xx]

no intro? D: oh well :DD

[Annamorgania]

These are my favorite types of videos! Just the family hanging out together.

[Kaitlyn2787]

3:14 Evil Babytard laugh!!!! :D

[ArkTwitterDictionary]

Lol that's not the dougie...

[poopvan1]

Lilmisscookie11: the bells is mommytards text tone

[lilmisscookie11]

Oh and jtlyk because my name is Emmie it's not spelled emmi it's Emmie

[lilmisscookie11]

Omg I'm not kidding freaking out WTF is going on with the bells

[amourmeanslovetoo]

i started singing the clementine song at the same time as shay and katilette <3

[mainmanmoose]

am i going crazy or can i keep hearing bells in this video, and i keep hearing it in other shaytard vids aswell? wtf is going on? e.g. 2:49

[BexHasContacts1]

@mainmanmoose its their iphones, they're getting text messages haha

[312ElectroShock]

@mainmanmoose hahaha its there iphone textone!!! I know because i have the same one!

[CJ33D]

guys can you please tweet my Rocktard Dubstep Video to Shay! I really want him to see it!!!

[YukinaMadumShinhama]

"Oh geepers creepers! Don't ever jump on my face." LOL!

[LemonTheMighty]

its not a sunday joke...

its a...

*puts on sunglasses*

PUN-DAY JOKE

YEEEEEEAAAAH

[rockyourboatx]

why do people keep telling everyone their names!? they gave them fake names for a reason - to protect them from paedophiles and kidnappers! ffs, every person who watches these videos knows where they live, where they go to school and where they hang out! why the hell would you be so goddamn selfish and stupid!?

[melkateb1]

I love you guys! Thanks for everything -3

[Heemoproductions]

Skrillex isn't dubstep.

[SonOfTheRightHand29]

@Heemoproductions skrillex is 100% dubstep

[Heemoproductions]

@SonOfTheRightHand29 No, it isn't.

[SonOfTheRightHand29]

@Heemoproductions genres are silly but if he fits into any genre its dubstep

[JaeAndHolly]

@SonOfTheRightHand29 Genres are silly? lol. Why? How else would you classify types of music?

[SonOfTheRightHand29]

@JaeAndHolly well for instance, i class skrillex as dubstep..but if he makes one techno song does that now make him techno? then he makes a DnB song is he then DnB? no....he's just skrillex

[JaeAndHolly]

@SonOfTheRightHand29 Gotcha... Well that's why a lot of bands classify themselves as more than one genre... Because they PLAY more than one genre... lol. And sub genres are sometimes silly.. But it depends because there is metal... But there are so many different sounds in metal that you need to specify otherwise it could be anything from Metallica to Rammstein to Asking Alexandria... All technically the same genre, but quite different. You know?

[SonOfTheRightHand29]

@JaeAndHolly but then...each band has a different sound to the next, some sound more similar than others but each band sounds different, does that mean each band needs their own sub genre? i just think now that there is such a broad aspect of music with such strikingly different sounds, no amount of genres and sub-genres could correctly categorise them all properly, thats why i thinks genres are a bit silly, i hope you get me

[JaeAndHolly]

@SonOfTheRightHand29 I do. lol. That does make sense... But think about how much more confusing things would be without genres... =P If you wanted to find a certain type of music, but there was no word to find it...

[SonOfTheRightHand29]

@JaeAndHolly + genres are all being mixed together now anyway, and there are so many hundred sub-genres because someone thinks a particular (for example) dubstep song doesnt sound like another dubstep song, they must but into a sub genre like "liquid dubstep" :|

[OneTakeJesus]

Dangit. Should've taken the username "OneTakeRockTard"

soooo close...

[gobesbear]

@sisipec20 no it wasn't em as in emmi, shay said him, not em

[dantedoomsday]

@gobesbear Why would Shay say "him" in reference to Babytard? It sounded more like Em...., but he cut himself off when he realized he was about to say her real name on camera.

[gobesbear]

@TeamRPattinson it's on their website I think and in some vlogs you can hear them saying their real names and it's just all over anyways

[watsshakinbacon20]

i dont even konw thier real names. only as their tard names

[booarya]

@OliviaJvasquez how do you know?

[Suedenimdeploom]

rocktard is so cute

[wwechampishere]

thumbs up if you thought sontard and rocktard were going to fall

[conjojo24]

Cuties are good

[selenagomez20020]

Did you hear when they said who's that screaming? oh it's em.. 3:02

[candycane3800]

i want mommytards youtube shirt!!!!

[sisipec20]

did anyone else notice when he said "who's that screaming? oh its em..." 3:06

(As in Emmi?)

[sisipec20]

cutest baby in the world!!!

[CJ33D]

Guys Check out my Dubstep Rocktard vid on my channel!!!!

[TurnoverAbid]

@CJ33D haha its awesome

[imgabbyDUH]

@CJ33D that was sickk!

[ashleysingslovely]

Hiii :D

I just started my channel and I have one video up.

If you would be so awesome as to check my video and channel out that would be great!!!

If you like it enough, it would be super awesome if you could subscribe! (:

Love,

Ashley <3

[iceboundnormal8]

@Hollybebs well you are from England, I am not. I got homework when I was there. Sure it was like what sound does the cow make or something but I always got a lot of it on vacation. When our parents want to get rid of us we got to daycare at 2. But at 3 you must go. We really start getting alot of homework around 5 or 6 and its the maths and writing. and we start learning a 2nd language at 7. Lol.

[HFino]

i don't understand how there aren't more accidents with the kidstards, i'm always afraid for them... lol

[BgirlAnimal]

Cuties are the best!!!

[Dina8485]

I got a song for rocktard

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT!

[Sternhof]

@Dina8485 really, dude?? REALLY??!

[hannahlouise4590]

sontard is so good with the baby!

[RittenMagic]

sorry, have to say this. My family and I live off of cuties haha they are amazing!

[dmeenzhuber]

Google=Raising Sontard

[tracey783]

on there channel it says this video was posted 42 years ago?

[ijuicy2000]

Adopt me!

[LivetoLove17xoxo]

i just realized something, idk princess tards, son tards, and rock tards name ?. could anyone tell me plz :) LOve you shaytards <3

[MrsMogsey]

@LivetoLove17xoxo If you google, some people will have it somewhere online. Shay and Colette don't want to release them for privacy reasons. (But if you listen carefully, they've let them slip through vlogs as was bound to happen- Shay half-says Babytard's real name in this one when he says "what's that screaming, oh it's just-")

[LuVzZCuPcAkEsS]

did you know the clementine song is about her drowning and stuff thats why its lost and gone forever? well now you do :D

[RxLxSx909]

Geez shay you're going to have to start looking out for boys for princesstard and babytard! You're going to have a lot on your hands

Great video as usual :) <3

[LEVIAHAN]

watching these videos is somehow helping me get over a horrible breakup... is that weird? THANKS NEVERTHELESS SHAY !

[haydenfigs101]

what happend to disneyland

[Salazar2k3]

Where's bitchtard at?

up ur fatass asstard??

[MoFlo44]

I LOOOVE u guys!!!!!!!

[10alwaysandforever]

i missed sontards dance moves !! :)

[Kallihaatch]

Gorgeous kids dude ;) ..

[10alwaysandforever]

CUTEST THUMBNAIL EVVERR !!!

[MikeThaMunsta]

Dubstep rocktard: watch?v=bk_wTU9-kyg

[kelly101433]

i wouldn't eat all those oranges my cousin ate like 10 and the next day she threw up guess from all the acid it has

[meaghanlovesmac]

I want them to have another baby : )

[DoubleHz1]

2:53 DID ANYONE NOTICE THE RINGING NOISES...LIKE EVERYTIME BRETT EDITS THERE R ALWAYS THOSE RINGING NOISES!!!!!! SHAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ?!?!!? WUTS GOING ONNNN???!?!? WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH...peac­e out. lol.

[thetruephobia]

@DoubleHz1 Brett doesn't edit the one takers lol...

[summerbarbie07]

@thetruephobia haaha cuz nothing TOO edit ;) get it, one taker ;) lol im so sillly

[jennasings43]

@DoubleHz1 it's a cell phone

[shakillful]

skinny

[JCryer32]

Babytards laugh is so distinct. And it sounds like Shay says Asshole at 4:29, but he was trying to say "...as always".

[klanko64]

0:18 - 0:22

...

[Cstratt0]

Babytard's laugh never gets old

[kalanaiokok]

wtf is wrong with these people

[RAYROCKX2008]

P Tizzle! lol

[saraafifi22]

shay's british accent XD <3

[cutepolish98]

Go check out the video tarzan girl. Princesstard says babytards real name. She was filming babytard swinging and said "i see emmie" and shay said please call her babytard.

[appleguy98]

@cutepolish98 wheres it at?

[cutepolish98]

@appleguy98 go to the search box for youtube and search tarzan girl its the very first video that shows up. babytard is swinging and princesstard says "i see emmie" and shay says "call her babytard" hope this helps. also its under shaytards the date is (9/26/09) video number 206 once again hope this helps!(:

[rmagee611]

Hey guys

PLEASE CHECK MY NEW SHAYTARDS INTRO!

[DarceMarie08SLU]

Shay, I hate when I negative comments on your videos. You and your whole family are amazing and will always have my support.

[RxLxSx909]

@DarceMarie08SLU Same. It actually makes me very sad. How could people not like the Shaytards?!

[Armageddonin2012]

Mormon tards

[alltim3lowx]

Rocktard has hair

[TheSamuraiMai]

later on sontards gonna be like whats porn and shay will just say oh i dont know, just google it

[fabbiee333]

Mommytard looks SO young!

[kimberly2172]

I want more rock face!

[thenutinahut]

You guys are so corny! You remind me of my parents, I love it!

[DRok09]

I LOVE CLEMENTINES hahah

[obieezx11]

IF THIS KEEPS UP SHAY YOUR GOING TO HAVE TO GET A JOB YOUR SUBSCRIBERS HAVE DROPED THRU THE FLOOR DUDE.

[nakool1995]

@obieezx11 haha LOL they didnt he's at 1 000 000 plus

[superjrun4]

I think babytards real name is Emily

[klanko64]

@superjrun4 it's emmi

[superjrun4]

I have the same shirt as rocktard

[bostonxbabi89]

he almost said babytards real name! ive never heard him say it!

[faraz1001]

YouTube search: RightInTheGrapes

[TheCmalone11]

Rocktard got so big awwwwww :3

[meme7198]

There never is enough Rocktard footage !!! you should make an hour long vlog of only rocktard!!

[u7bi]

PrincessTard is so cute i love her so much :D

[themikey3233]

Take this whole family and drive then into a lake

[weezyfbaby604]

@themikey3233 Agreed

[sbflash311]

You guys should do an update on the Shaytards sitcom. Are Brittani (Mommytard) and Tim still together (maybe Brittani is warming up to Shay by now)? How are Gary (Sontard), Heather (Princesstard), Veronica (Babytard), and the French--or Quebecois--director doing? What would the actor who plays Rocktard's name be? My guess would be Roland O., as in Rockin' Rollie O. Tard.

[duckofbill]

wow i havent wtached in a mont and rock tard has changed so much!

[caitlinncorbett]

i can't wait until he starts talking.

[SkyBloo98]

They're vacation was so long! Wow, I'm jealous of kids half my age lol.

[zrahim71099]

Cute baby

[ATLSwagPrincess]

@alldayeveryday808 at what time in the video ?

[pokemonsucks122]

Rocktard reminds me of my nephew so much

[gen1234x]

"you have to wake up soo early!" oh yeah? wait till high school...

[jheartslax]

Optional H.W. wtf!!! Lucky!

[Zpers]

CUT YOUR HAIR SHAY

[Cristianftw77]

Lol the background at 3:37

[kellyxyellow]

AWWWW rocktards face at 2:22!!! Lolll

[Ductapenation27]

dang the kids had twoweek breaks, man highschool went back on the second

[alldayeveryday808]

shay almost gave babytards name away O.o

[Dykodkhpd]

Like the post if you think they should have one more tard

[Snowlove22]

Cutest video ever :)

[MyAclove]

adopt me adopt me!!!!! plzzzzzzzzzzz

[coalitionification]

breaks my heart that malichai didn't come running :(((

[2001ROBIN]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES TES TES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES TES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES TES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

[boboahb]

your iphone txt ? replay lol

[nihichan86]

YES! ADOPT A CHILD.

[dandelionjones7]

YES

[shannie602]

ANOTHER BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

[abcsoaps1994]

Yes have one more baby :)

[Talkalota13]

hey i have that cup set!!!

[RedEmpireGuy]

I think "8" Is the first thing I have ever heard her say at 3:23

[indianabjork]

what the

that klamentine song is a christmas song in iceland ( different lyrics though )

[billysbobs999]

princesstard should be on kids react!

[TripleMDBxTV]

ONE MORE TARD! ONE MORE TARD! ONE MORE TARD! ONE MORE TARD! ONE MORE TARD! ONE MOREE!!!! <3 

[blondebrownblonde]

SKRILLEEEEEEX ;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[MLBWSox]

@chadizz well if your referring to YouTube and sopa can't take you vids down, well your wrong it's an American site if they take it down there's no YouTube for anyone. Also if sopa were to get passed you don't think our government will try and spread it to others?

[Ay00y]

favorited for the song hahahaha ! :)

[StoriesUnwritten]

Rocktard is so adorable. I can't get over it. 

[TheRagnheidur96]

Or you can just have an exechange student from Iceland :D

[alexisaboyhello1234]

Anyone else spot the real name slip?

[stineshethebest]

google it, that's the answer to everyting

[Tibbieman1]

WoW! 90 dislikes? what's wrong with people?

[HiimGrumpyChicken]

0:20

could be misinterpreted ;)

haha i love tricking my friends into doing that motion

[419nimmy]

Everyone who ordered a calendar: It now comes with rat poop inside!

[TheHaggiseater49]

when I had "optional" homework it meant if you don't do them you're a loser anyway!

[CeeDeeWalk]

/watch?v=a7Y00JHm1GU I FOUND somebody's dubstep ROCKTARD. Like so he actually gets to see it.

[purply100]

Its just a random Family <3

[JessicaRahhB]

one more baby otherwise you'll have to get a new car!

[xkp20x]

OMG i had an ad that said "shaycarl is this all a dream?"

[danceox12]

i havnt watched shaytards in forever!! and i miss it soooo much!!