Drunk driver changes story

[adda241]

who said a guy?! oh me?! i meant a dog...my bad im kinda fucked up right now

[stillnottmee]

lol hahaha ABCDEFGEEH i dont know it evry well, hahahahahahahahhahaa what a dumbASS

[Jesse22H]

"A B C D E F D E H E E G H M E. i don't know it very well."

LOOOOOL

[MyDoominateR]

a b c k v c p o k d p o f k a c h x z v o a d f

[northernl]

Funny!!

[frikandellino]

"Stay in your car !!" I never thought that it is forbidden to just leave your car in any kind of country, obviously in the U.S. & A. it is. And then, ok...he HAS to leave his car because the coppers wanna take him with them...but then: why in heaven's name always only with handcuffs ??? Ok, a guy maybe drank to much and they wanna do some futher examination, but why does that inevitably require handcuffs? I does NOT in almost any other country...what a hostile(ish) society you have over there...

[nintendork64]

This one is excellent! Pure driver stupidity.

[EpicOwnage1212]

the alphabet part is the best

[BigWilki123321]

that has to be the worst attempt at the alphabet i've ever seen.

[XeanoProductions]

Idiot. What was he thinking? "I dont know the Alphabet very well Officer"

[Ivannos92]

FUZZ IS BACK!!!!!!!!!

[levi799]

@bubbabrand That's why you get adblocker... (=

[GBXS]

@levi799 They worked around it, it seems.

[dangermous1968]

it was a warewolf officer...

He started out as a guy, but then he changed into a dog, I chased him but he got away, I lost him when he went into a bar.

[johngorgis]

those god dam flying dogs are at it again!

[AridSea]

Oh look, they changed the zombie commentator with the annoying one.

[throttlehard]

Why do they ask people to recite the alphabet when there are people who don't even know it like this "PepsiCool" douche bag? 

[dnl5649]

thats my uncle

[PesiCool]

This is what happens when you show respect to the police, you spare yourself an ass beating

[mozadek1]

@PesiCool

IF,...  you're white.

[throttlehard]

@PesiCool

Fuck you!

[igrenade]

oh fuck, the unfunny cunt is back.

[LoveAj03]

I didnt know there were 4 E's in the alphabet? :O Lol!!

[Damiaskill]

@LoveAj03 its In the Mexican Directory 

[verscharren1]

wtf is a loover?

[richwutang]

@verscharren1. louvre or louver (if ur a yank) look it up

[MongooseFreeRider]

You cant fool the cops they know all the Shaggy Dog Stories cause there smart pigs

[wwwfrankwww]

close the door ...

[DunkanConstruction]

@wwwfrankwww FRANK hows a going?! yew ready to go out drinking tonight.? Friday night you ready to party with us?

[wwwfrankwww]

@DunkanConstruction

oh no, thank you ....

[PeteTheRock2002]

Alcohol + police + pressure = panic. Drop the alcohol and you're fine.

[G3org3Master]

Dogs are people too!

[eddysvideos33]

He never said "a guy"! he said "somebody"!

[Fuzkerendude]

@eddysvideos33 Well he also said that he talked to him, so it was obviously a guy and not a dog.

[XDesertRatX]

@eddysvideos33 hmm interesting, i dog IS somebody, a dog body in fact. so i guess he was telling the truth :D

[DominicMetal1979]

Louvre? He should have started fighting the cop just for saying that word.

[dynamo82]

charlie harper shirt hahahaha

[ampthilluk]

why dont they just breathalise him?

[XarraX9009]

@ampthilluk Because in the US the police depts need to pay for em themselves and I think this way they can make more arrests even if they are bogus when the breath machine might let one or two go because thay aren't as intoxicated as they look.

[ampthilluk]

@XarraX9009 ahh ok. in UK breathalisers are standard so if someone's over the limit then they get arrested.

[deathroman13]

awesome how he quickly changes story XD

[urajokeass]

Dont take field test or breath test you dont have to.

[5h1twarrior]

lol! DOg or MAn!!

[felixcruzazul]

first oh and fuck cops

[gussi111]

@felixcruzazul first at fucking ur dad?

[klyzn]

@felixcruzazul you 'First' at fingering a cops ass