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  • 0:40

    The guy who hit on her must be into bestiality, cause she looks like a fucking horse.

  • @TurkWith2Legs tru dat.

  • hahahahahahaha :D

  • chest? what chest?

  • ahah wow that dude sounded like steve carell

  • 0:45

    HOLY MOLE-Y

  • @vict0r1ous i think she should take those guys that hit on her hahaha

  • It sucks when people judge by physical appearance. 'Good looking' people can have who they choose and they know it. Why did this person mistreat you ? Because they felt they could. The 'ugly' person is the real catch.

  • @eldorado61guy I completely agree, it's all about getting someone who is more subjectively attractive than objectively attractive. There are assholes/bitches throughout the looks spectrum but the way people act around very attractive people usually damages their personality.

  • 0:41 >> the girl lives in a dream world, how mentally fucked you gotta be to hit on that shit :S

  • 0:44 ... shes gettin hit on ... rly ?!

  • @p1on33r yeah shes kinda..not so appealing

  • You know what sucks? All that intermission crap in between the jokes.

  • i think Danny Bevins was the funniest out of them ;)

  • feel bad for the girl at 2:15

  • 1:43 dude is funny ^^

  • You know what sucks, my vacuum cleaner.

  • Your mouth sucks

  • umm does anyone know who that women is called at 1:06?...she is funny but it didn't say her name v.v

  • What the fuck? 0:40 Is that even a woman? Stop complaining, that thing should take what it can get.

  • agreed

  • Heck yeah!

    That damn fro fucker needs to appreciate all the special ed dick she/he can get..

  • hrtesdwq

  • I'm tall and I love short guys. Only problem is, a lot of them are intimidated and pussyfoot around to ask me out. Ignore that Marcella chick and get some balls, shorties!

  • im 5'9", i dated a girl around 6'5". she was really embarrassed about her height, I kinda dig it.

  • is he trying to be like Dave Chappelle..? (guy nr.1)

  • u know what so what that girl doesnt want to date short guys. who cares? thats her own personal reference. but i personally think not getting hit on at all sucks more. or getting hit on when your with someone (this one ALWAYS happens!).

  • Being six-two and getting hit on by someone how's five-two .. haha hate to brake it to you but even though im ur height id never hit on you.. :P.. tall chicks suuuuck.... and tough luck concidering the average male height in the US is like.. 5/9.. :S

  • I'm 6'2"... never dated anyone taller than me. I love being a tall woman! Men who are comfortable with who they are totally love the legs!

  • @MsShainaAnn I am 5'8" and tall women are my queens and they get to live with a personal slave, who cleans, cooks, massages and is always ready for anything for them.

    LEEEGGGSSSS.... :P```

  • @MsShainaAnn Move to scandinavia! We are all 6'4"+ here :D

  • @MsShainaAnn Thank you... I'm 5' 4"... generally... height really doesn't matter to me. I like tall girls with nice long legs yeah, but I also rather like small, cute girls... mainly because I just want to scoop them up and cuddle them... I may be a slight bit of a hugger. :D

  • Not funny ~_~

  • What sucks is when people argue about shit that dont matter when your trying to watch something funny... i dont like it when my Ha Ha goes uhhh wtf

  • I have a sucks question? Why are there so few actual women comics that are actually funny?? Is it that stand up is generally best done by guys? wtf??

  • Because women suck.:)

  • yup women suk good

  • some even swallow!

  • HAA! I wasnt expecting it that black and white, but, ok yes I actually was :)))

  • "careful what you wish for she can get a little bitchy" LOL

  • black man at the end, creepy creeper is creepy

  • @0:41 she said, "You know what sucks, being 6' 2" and getting hit on by short guys that are 5' 2." My answer to that is: You are the same height when you are lying down. By the way, I am 5' 11" and I am still the same height when I am lying down with any girl, regardless if she is 6' 2" or 5' 2". Don't be so picky, 15 more years from now, you would be begging for anyone to pick you up. And juding by your looks, you are not going to age gracefully. HEEE HAAW, get rid of my moe Howard Stern biach.

  • I thought she was ugly, that's why she only gets hit on by short guys, HAHAHAHAH

  • You cant tell me that first guy was paying everyone to laugh...Last guy, a little potential...

    But what is this shit You Tube's trying shove down the throat of us?-Now that sucks!

  • so funny

  • mileytape . com. Lol epic fail......

    Nothing more then php coded viruses.....

  • haha the last guy was funny

  • and thats how I got engaged to the women I love, lol

  • new format is deplorabl; fix it NOW sheesh

  • not really that funny but w/e

  • dude life with out love is no life if you have no 1 to go to evry day that you loveisnt a life you will just grow old and die alone if you dont like it por you while you sit and see other people that are happy there there love partner

  • that's very deep. go back to the third grade and learn about the wonder of punctuation.

  • That chick that is 6' 2" should be happy anyone hits on her.

  • LOL thats very true

  • you know what sucks? having girls that are 6'2" and ugly..

  • tthe new beginning is sooooo much better then that other crap its like heavan compared XD i stoped watching cuz of it =p now its a search bar :D

  • why is everything so lame these days

  • and you blow!!

  • you suck!!

  • You know what sucks? Tall women hating short men and openly showing contempt for the vertically challenged male. That sucks!

    I don't want no petite blond I want a woman with legs that go on forever and I want my eye level on breast level....ha haaa :-)

  • You know what sucks? Pople judging people on looks in general. The world is so self absorbed and vien nowadays.

  • That's human nature, deal with it.

  • LOL talk about sour grapes. I'm not saying i have a problem with it, but other people who look amazing and have a crap personality would get more attention than someone who isnt the greatest looker but has the best personality. Besides it's the other persons loss because your not gonna want to spend the rest of your life with someone with no personality. Everyone looks the same when they get older so in the long run personality wins over looks anyway :) So it's not 'human nature' at all.

  • I'd rather be with an attractive woman who's naggie than an "amazing person" with buck teeth and acne, tht's all I'm saying.

  • Aww, and im sure you get all the ladies with your wonderful non-vein attitude :)

  • That's a good way to admit your wrong, changing to a personal attack. Real classy, amigo :)

  • Haha. Trying to tell me im wrong is a good way of hiding that you can't face the truth. It's not a personal attack, it's a judgment based on your opinions :)

  • I'm not saying that you're way is wrong, all I'm saying is there has to be some physical attraction in a relationship. A relationship is basically friendship without the physical part.

  • Yes i agree, of course there has to be some physical attraction, it just annoys me that some people make their judgements purely on that, and nothing else.

    Anyway, we should stop this now lol, im glad we sorted that out ♥

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  • fish

  • FUCK YOU! YOUR INSECURE!! AND FAT! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE, YOU HAVE NO IDEA! :'( Wait, What?

  • "it's like...waw" :P

    That girl @ 1:05 goes to bed with the guy she just met the first day !!! hahahahahah

  • so did the guy

  • You know what sucks?

    The attractive woman at 1:13 has an uncharacteristically deep voice! D:

  • THE GUY IS ALONE HAHAHAHA THE LAUGHS ARE FAKE AND THE SHADWOS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucked up man

  • The Sucks Box? But I like to suck box!!

  • /watch?v=RLrrKGRMK98

  • second stand up was great, agreed.

    The rest... sucks...

  • apart from that second stand-up bloke the rest was shit. that guy was funny tho>>>

  • this was shit holy crap

  • this comedy sucks

  • what sucks? you suck lol

  • yer just broke

  • we prefer to be called the "vertically challenged"

    no, but seriously, the second stand-up was great, but I think the street-side "what sucks" should be comics too, but like just talking everyday, not up on stage.

  • zdgsedgsdg

  • RoofTop Comedy rules!

  • tool theres no croud

  • "suckers

    huhuhuhuhuhhuhuhu"

  • RSstupidrules r u a guy or girl???????????

  • I'm a dude

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  • Sexism, discrimination toward gays..

    Why aren't you freaking out toward that?

    Height isn't really a big deal, compared to most things. Transsexualism is a big deal.. Transies get killed just for altering their physical orientation and mentally being the opposite sex.

    Pedophiles are a very big deal! Would you be alright with a 40 year old man or woman trying to track down children not knowing your child could be one of them?

    Racism, Jews, Hispanics, Blacks. =\ Height is not all that big a deal.

  • because I said sexism isnt a big deal. If you are sexist you are looked down upon. Height isnt a big deal? You fucking choose to become a transexual. Its for people who chop off their fucking dicks. And the government is protecting dick choppers, and not people who were born short and have no way to change their height. And when I said pedophiles i meant the government has rules in that protect pedophiles from discrimination in the work place. And yet they arent protecting shorter people.

  • LMAO

  • Not funny.

  • Boring american "humor"....At least Shayma Tosh looks cute!

  • I dunno, I could get more laughs watching sitcom reruns on TV.

  • This made page one,...

    PATHETIC.

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  • Wow, that was blatantly heightist against short males. It just shows have sick society is that they can let people go around and shit on shorter people, and yet they give special treatments to all other minorities. Would this have been allowed if she said "I hate getting hit on by niggers, get out of my face you dirty nigger". This is fucking disgusting, I'm flagging this.

  • get over it. you had your opportunity in wizard of oz. everyone is shit on. it doesn't matter what race, gender or fucking planet your from. stop being a boat anchor and move forward in life. fuckin baby.

  • yea so those niggers should just shut the fuck up and get to the back of the bus, right? And what about those women? they should just get into the kitchen and make you a sandwich, why should they be able to vote? It's discrimination, no matter what you think.

  • God you're an idiot, to think that a group of people who are being openly discriminated against should just let it happen? That they shouldnt do anything about it? By trying to stop discrimination they are "moving forward" and creating a change in society. Fucking moron

  • oompa loompa doopitee doo, i have another comment for yoooooo

    i might be an idiot, but I can change. you will always stay an angry midget.

    hahahahahaha

  • NoooooooOoooo!!! isnt that that futurama song? its stuck in my head again, dammit!

  • lol, i know. i couldn't help it though.

  • I never said I was even short... And by the way, a male "midget" is someone who is 5 foot and below. That is extremely rare

  • the reason i say you are a boat anchor, is quite simple. this video isn't about how short people aren't allowed in the store, or short people are being shipped off to an island, it's someones opinion. what? we all HAVE to like short people? she didn't say, short people shouldn't be allowed to use the phone or that they shouldn't be allowed to wear shoes. so shut the fuck up and quit blowing shit out of proportion and go fart in a puddle.

  • It is an attack on a group of people because of their physical appearence. If she had said she didn't like black people then do you think it would be taken so lightly?

  • she doesn't HAVE to like black people shit fer brains! she isn't preventing them from getting a job, or buying a car, or a house. she can dislike whoever the fuck she wants. and you should accept that and mind your own fucking business. until you can take your dumbass into outer fuckin space and create a satellite that will all make us think the way you do, shit isn't gonna change. you are a fool if you think that someday everyone is going to like everyone.

  • it's not about her "right" to dislike people. it's the fact that heightism as a whole is in an infantile stage compared to racism and sexism. it's at a point where it needs to be toned down, but videos like this are reinforcing heightism and keeping it from being diminished. "you are a fool if you think that someday everyone is going to like everyone."

    Well I can tell you something, a lot more people like people of other ethnicities, women and gays and give them much more respect than ...

  • they used to. They were all changes that were betetr for society. ANd they changed because of activists like martin luther king jr, etc. If nothing if said about a problem then it will never go away

  • i lol'd @ you

  • why? whats so funny? explain yourself

  • That you can get worked up over something like that, i'm myself "a couple of minorities" but fuck do i care and why'd you get that upset over reality? People make fun of minorities and other things they hate, just because the law tell's them it's not alright doesn't mean they don't say it to their buddies or think it.

    Wake the fuck up and stop crying.

  • When the fuck was I crying moron? The chances are that the "minority" you are a part of has enough support backing them that if someone made a video and said they disliked that minority it would be flagged or taken down. Heightism has no place is society, just like racism and sexism don't. The fact is the world is not taking heightism seriously. They have introduced bills that protect TRANSSEXUALS AND PEDOPHILES before they introduced ones that protected short people. Is that fair?

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  • If someone is racist or sexist they can lose their job. If someone says nigger or fag on tv they will never be shown on their again, if an actor is racist or sexist they'll never appear in another movie. If they call someone a midget or make fun of them because of their height then nothing is done, people think of it as funny. Only 1 state has laws protecting people in the workplace from height dicrimination, and attitudes like in this video are only making it seem like heightism is ok

  • excuse me but your an idiot. HEY EVERYBODY THIS PERSON IS AN IDIOT AND A PRIME EXAMPLE OF ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO SIT ON THE INTERNET AFTER WORK EVERYDAY AND LOOK FOR STUFF TO GET OFFENDED BY.

    in case you haven't clued in that this is a comedy. i suppose if you didn't get mad at the 'height-ism" in this video you would be mad about the first guy calling his GF bitchy. Points to you for being more creative than the other people like you who just mad about fat jokes and drug use.

  • The fact that it's a comedy is irrelevent.

  • no, your bullshit argument is irrelevant. this lady can dislike whoever the fuck she wants. if she doesn't like blacks, shorties, whities aliens or God, she doesnt have to. that is a persons right. she isn't campaigning against them to get work, own a home or buy a car. people are entitled to their own opinion as long as an action isn't taken against those whom are different. a joke in a comedy club!? dude, you need a hobby other than youtube.

  • Thats... completely irrelevent, do you even understand what im trying to say? I dont give a flying fuck about her "opinion"

  • it's completely relevent. her "opinion" is what is founding your stupid rant on youtube. do you honestly have nothing better to do or contribute in society than blabbering on and on about bullshit? the only thing you have right so far is the word STUPID in your screen name. i wish you were here right now. i'd call you a midget then fart on your head.

  • you are fucking blind then, because I don't give a shit about her opinion

  • but we are all supposed to care about yours? and call guiness, tell them that a blind man is reading web pages through osmosis.

  • If people made fun of "things i am", like i said several minorities, i would either laugh or think the joke wasn't funny "TRY HARDER", fuck do i care if people make fun of something, you should only start worrying when it comes to people excessivly wanting to kill said minority instead of pulling jokes about them.

  • This issnt about "making fun", it's about rights in the workplace. If a person lost their job because theyre black or gay, its illega. But its fine to fire someone because theyre short, or to talk shit about then at work becuase theyre short. But you canjt do that if theyre black or gay

  • Yeah, at work, this is the internet so shut your whoremouth.

  • hey, i don't want to fight. let's calm down, and sing a song together.

    youtube com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA

  • "Short people are just the same

    As you and I

    (A fool such as I)

    All men are brothers

    Until the day they die

    (It's a wonderful world)"

    The song is a joke and is making fun of people who judge others on their appearence, incase you didn't know

  • exactly my point shithead. so now that we finally agree on something, shut the fuck up.

  • Okay, your blowing this all out of proportion JUST because she said she doesn't like short men*? If I was her height, I wouldn't want to be hit on by a short dude either! But yah know what? I'm short myself! I like being short! Girls are more self conscious about being tall rather than short. Boy are more self conscious about being short than tall. Yes, people get judged by the way they look, but that's the kind of world we live in, not everyone looks past appearance.

  • Of course you like being short, if a girl is short they are still attractive, seen as "cute", "petite" etc. Whereas a short male is seem as weak, as a child. But even if a girl is tall, they are still seem as beautiful. Unless they're really tall it's still not a problem.

    And at her height (6'2 apparently), 85% of the male population is shorter than her.

    But like I said before, I don't really care about what she thinks personally. ........

  • ... What i care about is that this is reinforcing heightism when it needs to be toned down. Just like racism was a big problem and was toned down, just like sexism was a big problem and was toned down, heightism is now a problem and must be toned down. And in order to do this, people need to stop being so heightist. It needs to be known that making fun of someone and putting someone down because of the way they were born is wrong

  • it's fine for someone to joke around with racism or sexism, because those aren't such problems anymore, and most people see them as wrong anyway. Whereas heightism is still a problem, and people dont understand that its wrong and hurts people (or they just dont care). So anything that includes heightist material is reinforcing it and prolonging it

  • Let me ask you this, are you short? Is this why you see this as a big deal?

    This heightism thing has a bigger impact on the male population then.

    But you have to look at this. Not only do people get made fun of for their height but they also get made fun of for their, weight, teeth, noses, style, ect.

    Personally, I think making fun of someone for their weight is worse than for their height. Cuz it makes people feel extremely self conscious when they're told they're over weight or too skinny.

  • I am not short myself but I fucking understand heightism. the last sentence shows you don't know what you're talking about. Do you really think a guy doesn't get self concious if a girl tells him he's too short? That she doesn't like him for something HE CANNOT CHANGE. If someone says you're too fat what can you do? Go and lose some fucking weight. if you have bad teeth, get braces, If you have bad style, get new clothes. I dont see why you are having so much trouble understanding

  • WTF do short people need protecting? From what? Do tall people kill short people? NO! THEY'RE SHORT, BIG Fing DEAL!

    Ik what I'm talking about. What Idk is, why you're blowing one comment from the video out of proportion! The lady said she doesn't like getting hit on by short guys, and you get all righteous about her INSECURITY!

    And I just said, that 'heightism' (which is NOT a REAL word) has a BIGGER impact on the male population. This shows you're not reading what is right in front of you..

  • What do they need protection from? Dicrimination in the workplace. Currently you are protected from workplace discrimination based on race, religion, and sexual orientation. And the government is working on one that will protect you if you are a PEDOPHILE. And yet, they didn't put the one into action that protects you against height discrimination. You can make fun of a person at work and call them a midget, you can even deny someone a job becaused of their height, and they can do nothing...

  • ...But if you call someone a nigger, a fag, tranny, etc, you can be fired and have legal action taken against you. And heightism is a real word, look it up. And of course it has a bigger impact on the male population, so I'm surprised that you continue to think like "well im short and i dont get discriminated", and becuase of that train of thought you said you don't think heightism is a problem

  • Lol Well, like I said, this is the world we live in. Life is not fair. If you want some change then why don't you do something about it?

    Start some petition? Go on a strike? Don't complain and not do a thing about it. Haven't you heard of 'fighting for what you believe in'? Instead of complaining about it on a video, make up some website that let's others join the "Heightism movement".

    Ps. I did look up the word, on google, yahoo and ask, they keep giving me "Did you mean: ______" xD

  • there already is one, nossaonline dawt oerg

  • I'm done. You're just one who focuses on the minor issues.

    Who picks on short people anyway? That's Elementary... really..

    Until I see some big catastrophe like some 4'11, 21 year old man or woman not being able to use a public bathroom because he's under the height line, w/e, or "No short people allowed." then I won't think it's all that important. 'Short people need protecting.' Give me a break..

  • You dont think it's important that people are protected from being fired from jobs becuase of their height, or having other employees constantly harassing them becuase of their height, where if they were harassing them becuase of their race, sexuality, religion, it would be illegal?

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  • And if you are to say "people get made fun ofr for a lot of things", do you think it's alright for people to be made of because of their skin colour? Is it alright to not give someone a job becuase of their skin colour, or becuase theyre gay, or because theyre a woman? Is it alright to call someone a nigger, a bitch, a fag? And since when has someone called someone a nigger or fag on television and kept their job?

  • this vid sucks

  • Was the last dude a crack head?

    Also, why does that girl even comment about being hit on by short guys? Is anyone blind enough to hit on some....thing... like that? What a fiend... seriously.

  • k that last nigga was creepy AND not funny

  • I don't think it was ment to be retard

  • learn how to spell, asshole.

  • ha wow I made a spelling mistake oooooooooooo, (Yeah I bet you wish I was an asshole) FAGGOT!

  • dadadaa

  • bruv u shud b happy wiv n e 1 hittin on u ya giant 6 foot 2 ugly bitch

  • this sucks ur not even funny

  • HAHA , here's 20 bucks for the cab back home!

  • You know what sucks? When youre 6'4 and women call you shorty

  • maybe they're not referring to your height...

  • Ohó, clever one, and so not cliché..im well packed, thank you, they wére referring to my height

  • You know what's even worse? When you're 5'7, and a 5 foot tall bitch says you're too short for her.

  • Yeah, that's gotta sting, hahaha