Man Survives Train Collision

[xxjohnstonx]

He's just standing there GTFO dude!!!!

[tizen123]

Only because he used the almighty.... HELMET!

[ghozmit1]

that guy is lucky as fuck

[lucas14321]

why am i laughing

[MischiefMaking]

If this guy didn't have bad luck he wouldn't have any luck at all

[57MALIC]

Never mind him, What about the lorrie ffs.

[sookster54]

A little odd to see a train without an engine...

[MrWindsurfguy]

thumbs up if you thought his head was the hat

[G0FlyAKite1]

@MultiPoker101

Lmao. I see your still mad about the ad freezing. You ain't over it yet? That was like 4 weeks ago.

The ad freezing comment was funnier, bu that last one was pretty funny too.

[TheFaithArtist]

What about the semi-truck driver?

[G0FlyAKite1]

@MultiPoker101

One of the funniest comments I I seen on a youtube video.

[zyon788]

that wasnt a train he got punched by chuck norris' fist

[G0FlyAKite1]

@zyon788

enough of this chuck norris shit. lmao!!

[CodyBeach322]

didnt he hear the train bell?



[Jailbird0900]

0:00 - no adds! thumbs up if this helped

[HarlemDream69]

How the fuck?!?!?!?!

[pkerch00b1]

man 1 train 0

[callmedrakee]

Apparently, he needs a re-inforced hard hat..

[Beenyad]

LUCKILY I WAS WEARING MY SHINGUARDS

[misscristy1]

these stupid commercials must go

[superyoshilogann001]

THATS WAT HAPPENS WHEN U LOV JB AND U HAVE SEX IWT BRITTNY SPEARS

[superyoshilogann001]

@superyoshilogann001 lol just bein random

[simhopp]

who designed this facility?

rail track within truck depot and no signal or gate or any other

safety devices.

accident waiting to happen.

[knoxklay11]

I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is Semi-Truck Limbo.

[abecerril86]

mondays right?

[DBH5601]

he didnt get hit by a train he got hit by a truck

[Obzy666]

@DBH5601 and you were dropped on your head as a child

[DBH5601]

@Obzy666 oh, was i? Probaly

[Obzy666]

@DBH5601 at least youre modest..... i was hit in the head as a child, i have a video of it LOL

[abadshroomtrip]

@thegtamasterful theres the other one

[NJHpro]

No worries he had Chuck Norris as his guardian angel

[JimmyLeeXVL]

Whats with all the advertisements.. 

[YANKEEBOY114]

why did the guy at 0:41 start running away like crazy??

[TheDethklok911]

@YANKEEBOY114 cause he relized that was his drug dealer and he wasnt breathing so he freaked out

[crbn64]

@YANKEEBOY114 "Hey is he oka- OH SHIT ICE CREAM TRUCK!" 0:40

[Obzy666]

@crbn64 k, i know first aid rules, and the first guy broke the first one by moving him, if he had a spinal injury that could mean the difference between him walking or not walking again, the other guy knew this and pushed him off and told him to call 911

[Obzy666]

@YANKEEBOY114 cuz he was a doofus and moved the guy. if he had a spinal injury that couldve meant the difference between walking and not walking again. the 2nd guy knew this, pushed him off and told him to call 911. basic first aid, its a really useful thing to learn

[JjKKEMBLE]

carl jonhson was driving that train

[abadshroomtrip]

@JjKKEMBLE im probly like one of 3 people who get what your saying

[dcrocker78]

the guy in the truck that got plowed is totally fine, don't even send help to him, just worry about the drunk that got fucked in the ass. :)

[mikethenascarfan]

0:00 fuck these youtube advitisers, vote up so all can use

[derekxnl]

I wonder what he was thinking when he saw that truck heading toward him with no way to get out of the way.

[tylerrutherford1989]

lol its funny cause he could have died

[ZombiePwner202]

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[gogetter690]

dude was layin there goin, owwww, owwww, shit that hurt!

[newm123]

6 ppl didn't like the ad before the video

[stupidchicken112]

fuck ads

[Devinharkless]

i think of Decapitations!*JOKE*

[TheGreasepit]

musta been a union employee...hands in pocket, listening to his I-pod

[april24821]

OMG LMAO

[vbierry]

the hardest thing is to wait 30 seconds to watch stupid useless ads

[Marcus666Sund]

holy shiiiit..

[15Sebastiannn]

...Chuck Norris can take on 200 Trains without a truck

[crunchem7399]

it's one thing for the truck driver to not look out his right window, but how is it possible the guy on the ground didn't see, hear or feel a train coming????

[ThePullaMies]

@crunchem7399 maybe he was deaf?

[32o4]

lol looked like his head came off

[EuroNoobz]

He didn't wear his high visibility safety jacket..

[theranster9]

one good ear for the cell phone = win

[NikkiAkaNlg]

dear god D:

[TheMuzzybomb]

Wait a minute wat is tht sound OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

[simpledudeable]

Guy just before he gets knocked out: SON OF A BITCH

[lackett900]

nother*

[lackett900]

I saw a bother shadow before the collision Chuck Norris?

[omgwhatafag]

Chuck Noris moved the train so it wouldent hurt him.

[vecrid]

"Good thing i got knocked the fuck out and didnt try to hang on."

[Moution23]

Man these stupid truckers always get hit by trains they are stupid or what?

[IgnoredComment]

@Moution23 no, they work near trains, so the risk are higher

[cabbievonbump]

Lucky  dude!

[residentgood12]

AH SWEET! they already started filming the next terminator.

[fightingkingoscar]

i never want to fight man in turkey EVER

[checkfoldcallraise]

damn he had the scare of his life right there!

[DjGisME]

Another moron, why riding train so fast in this area? Train should roll dead slow at approx 3mph

[jagkeum1212]

Holy FUCK!!!!!!!!

[kljppppp]

Good thing im indistructable..........

quote form francis!!!!!!!!

[MickeyLove01]

He'll be thanking god for that like they always do

[Xrm150]

How can you not realize that is about to happen? Didn't hear the train?

[bubb95]

mmm I don't think he survived. fake?

[RICHARDTOMLEY10WHARF]

If you wanted the spare tyre on you only need ask .Use some manners next time!

[Chunkshank]

"GO-GO GADGET TRAIN REPELLENT"!!!

[justinhasproblems1]

@Chunkshank lmao!

[draximos]

I bet he likes to take it...

[howkemon6559]

He's lucky. Don't expect to survive that kind of accident. Nothing to do with his helmet. Watch again, the helmet fly off!

[xNinjaKingx]

@howkemon6559 lol a JOKE cmon man u knew dat

[RnRMan13]

when he saw the truck, it looked like he thought "wait a minute there's something wrong, i thought there was train coming"

[aristotletwain]

He was also wearing a light Fall suit....

[J4M13DURN3LL]

And Thats Why People Wear 'Ard Hats !

[friedchicken1981]

i wouldnt stand right in the middle of a train track regardless, he got lucky

[Modeltrainguy]

THAT'S Incredible!

He's one VERY Lucky Man!

I'm still in awe over this video.

5 Stars Indeed!

[METMAN92towhoknows]

good thing he was wearing his hard hat

[depplovr11]

@METMAN92towhoknows  it flew off, he wasnt even able to use it

[manningfan18x]

I got hit by a train and all I got was this stupid cell phone.

[jhbdfbksdhgfjldsnglg]

traindriver also saves himself by jumping out a sec before impact

[willghass]

and that is why you ALWAYS use a condom

[jordanbeaulieu]

AMEN!

[Death2theNWO777]

too bad they didnt with you eh?!

[RtZ10]

Wear a helmet.. :-)

[Gemini114]

He was, tht's what tht little white thing that got knocked out of the way was xD

[lozzo11omg111]

HA! omfg. first, he was standing on the train track with a train approching, pretty much in the middle of the road, then a truck driver drives over the train track probably without looking if there was a friggin train coming and they all pay for being imensley stupid. i mean im glad no-one died, but Jesus Christ! what would you expect!

[DJSheard0]

good thing he was wearing that white hat

[DnTTrix08]

the truck driver is a dumbass

[Lovelyluckylollypop]

wat about teh guy in da truk? x

[ReadySalted80]

Gwisss

*Thinks of the trade centre and people who phoned in ill that day*

xD

[Gwisss]

Readysalted80, think of the few thousand that did NOT phone in ill that day. In fact, the biggest miracle of 9/11 is that religious zealots were able to hijack not one plane but three and manage to get most of those planes to their targets.

How about think of the people who went to work after an argument with their spouse, never to resolve that argument.

or the daycare that was in the basement floor.

I can play this game also...

[desposyy]

i am a truly religious person and i would appreciate if you didn't associate my beliefs with those of a bunch of sick extremists that would set out to hurt that many people, what they did has nothing to do with any true religion

[Gwisss]

What "they did" had everything to do with religious faith and affiliation. They had faith that they were doing an action justified by their religious Deity, and would be rewarded for these actions. They had so much faith in the "truth" of their beliefs that they were willing to die for these beliefs.

It is fallacious and arrogant to think that their religion was LESS true then yours.

All religions are equal glimpses of the same untruth.

[motorolarival3]

@desposyy Yes I agree with Gwisss, why do you have to come around and say this accident has to do with religon? It was an honest mistake and take place at any place, and time.

[adizzle223]

close lined his ass!!! lol

[killallianceftw]

wrong place at the wrong time

[ReadySalted80]

Someone watched over this guy that day and gave him a fucking miracle.

[Vinnycunt]

yes im sure God or an Angel had something to do with it..

[PhaseDragonia]

how?

[dayday8421]

Erm... Religion's over dude! You had a few thousand years of it and now it's over!!!!

[Gwisss]

I wouldn't call being in the midst of a train and truck collision miraculous. It may seem like someone "gave him a fucking miracle" but in the same breath one might also think that someone had it out for him.

Would it be as much of a miracle if you were to find out that he was suppose to be on vacation and instead came into work because someone called in sick?

[Haedos]

Aha, you smart mother fucker.

[kaiserfucktrump]

That was a mint reply. Maybe he was a pedo and it was god that punished him

[adrishelton]

O_O

[RegisteredPwner]

Jesus?

[lokifeatronin]

mohammed!

[raptzilla]

LOL luckily he just fell under it and not dragged

[capsulepictures]

holy shit!!!

[Saib0tx]

Good thing he was wearing his hard hat!

[tholindas]

ENTENSITY

[salazarman19]

shoulda got out the way sooner

[gyrotuffjonykirby]

He couldnt see that the train was coming you idiot -.- because the truck was just walkin through it normaly.

[johnsxs]

this shit is hella old

WTF entensity?

[ChefAid87]

dont dis them.

i love entensity.

[izacamelia]

that's spelled INtensity

[ChefAid87]

not the intensity im thinking of.

im talking bout Entensity

[ChitY420]

nope he's dead

[Rac111R]

fucked up

[Noobatraitor]

that driver is feeling horrible about this... Everything is wrong with this accident but all are lucky!

[imcsj]

noobs like this shouldnt drive. he prolly cause another train wreck. nubs better off dead

[bumlb54]

damn it!!! he survived!

[Kontext51]

If he had gone any further in either direction he would have been crushed by the trucks' wheels o.o

[DearDion]

his hat fell off.

[angyllus]

that's definitely the worst part )=

[MsMela13579]

NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[killerbees177]

Hes lucky non of the cargo crates fell on top of him or he would have been smush

[cheeseintheair]

hah, when he hears it he's like OH SHI-

[LUKE01MAN]

!!!!

[davidramljak]

0_0

[ShugglesStuff]

DUUUUUUUDE

[Sodiumreactor]

i think that guy was gonna get hit by the train look where he was standing

[ualien42]

the train was going 5 mph and it still owned everything in its way, trains r scarey

[ygbbrazy]

it was going a lot faster than 5mph the video is slowed down watch how fast the truck is moving before and after it gets hit that truck would be driving more than 5mph

[FaroeseShit]

duuuuuuude .. lucky man ;)

[Punky233]

Good thing he wore his hardhat!

[TheRealBaldman]

lol did you see his hardhat fly off! hahahaha

[havfunky]

i thought his head was still in it!

[SuzumiyaHaruhi0]

UN TAN UN TAN UN TAN MOE MOE KYUN

[narutofanz4]

wow dumbass cant see a big red cargo coming right towards his truck?....

[austinisDEAD]

ahaha

[mtszabo]

@lblitzer

Ok, I know this is 3 months old now and I'm sure you don't care... but I still have to say, Andromeda isn't a comet, it's an entire Galaxy! And yes, it will eventually merge with the Milky Way, causing all sorts of calamity. No, none of us will be around to see it.

Oh, I do agree with your other points, by the way.

[ygbbrazy]

what does that have to do with anything? and theres 2 other galaxies in collision courses with ours too so wats so special about the andromeda? that galaxies full of pussies

[mtszabo]

@ygbbrazy

That was a reply to someone who posted something about Andromeda being a meteor or comet, or something like that. Pertinent to the video, it has nothing to do with it. Why a train crash video sparked a conversation about an incoming galaxy, I have no idea.

[karatekween33]

this was the video those idiots on the news were laughing at... he's lucky he slipped through the bottom rather than got torn up by it

[Bodanilo]

21 virgins!

[karolisprekeris]

so romantic... :D:D

[Vedaseran]

"Good thing I was wearing my invincible helmet."

[queenmurderr]

@Vedaseran rofllll

[Qpaxchan]

only in Turkey

[armansonx]

turkey? great, now I'm hungry

[deltic21]

I wonder if the inocent train driver survived.... dickhead truck driver

[kijamij07]

umm... what was he doing on the railway? -_-

[Bassotronics]

Was that a runnaway train or somethin?

[peinvsme]

There were like one or two people that jumped off the train be4 it hit in the first scene WTH? what was that all about? It mustve been planned! Jk but you never know Oo

[Rickerd12]

The truck driver was a damn idiot, I mean sure maybe he shouldn't have been standing that close but damn

[Option002]

Holy god..

[theejc]

holy shit!! he fucking survived man that was rough it looked like his head came off!!!!

LOL!

[bridobrido]

Stupid people are so easily angered. Keep being delusional about your shitty god, I lay a big poop on him, all over his face and chest area. I also pee a little in his eyes. HAhaha gods...retard.

[SixSixSixFTW]

Damn I don't believe in Gods either but you don't have to be so hostile. By the way you used a little too much detail... -_-

[PappoProductions]

He's so fucking lucky to lived through that!

[polkadotdog10]

it looked like his head fell of

at 0:26

[xsnrgman]

lol that was his helmet! And helmets SAVE LIVES!

[Megolas14]

HOLY GOD

[valtttu]

omg that was rough.

[kewlcappucino]

wow the truck driver was like, "oh hey a train... z0mg why is it moving at me!?"

[andyraul]

that looked like if the train took his head off

[2dangerlover]

OMG, he is so lucky that he didn't die...wow...don't they have some kind of warning or wat...gosh...scary

[AEBASEBALL20]

I would like to know why is that dude standing near the train tracks? I mean he should have heard it coming.

[newjersey02]

I would like to know why your comment has 4 thumbs up, Lols. Big trucks are loud, Trains come at lightning speed. The big truck covered up the noise from the train....