Thursday is an egg which will hatch into a beautiful flower.

[tokyoluv97]

i have no idea why i am watching this.....i obviously have no life..

[Tomasiba4you]

omg i love bruises. you tried to call it i try to do handstands for you, sadly its called bruises. sorry to correct you :(

also i can't touch my tongue to my nose, but I can lick my elbow!

[dancingfeet83]

haha little debbie's a bad ass. amazing!

[magrudergrinder23]

o.o I just realized you remind me of the chracter Mike Novotny from Queer as Folk. You don't necessarily look like him, but you definitely have his geeky-but-adorable personality, and actually sound a lot like him too.

[richard93939]

im actually really interested in your novel, you should tell us more, get it finished and i will buy it :-)

richard x

[computerizedprincess]

Yay, nudity. Im all for angels in cute shameless boxers!:-) Little Debby kicks because she is a lousy puncher!

5 questions for no particular reasons.

1.What exactly is "normal people music?"

2. Forget your favorite number, what's your favorite state, tarot card, politician, composer, rock star, superhero, or poem? ((Nice Broad Question))

3. Who's your favorite doctor (Who, Crusher, House, Kildare, whatever?)

4. Tell us how you write or why? Do you like to write in public or private or ?

[BobStockYT]

a plethora of intimacy plz

[thtshxcbtch]

My Mom Used To Have That Phone ;D

[LacryAlex]

I think you're right! And I would also love a video where all of you get together somewhere some weekend, but then again all of you are always busy so it would be really hard. I daydream though.

Thanks so so so much for that boxer shot. You have a nice butt. <3

[gaarafreak454]

when you finish your novel are you going to let us read it?

cause if you wrote i know it will be really good =)

[bollin4]

are you sure you're in boise? looks more like CASPER to me!  :)

[tehdark]

i heart jared! :) <3

[quentinobrick]

i am a whore-derve

[LHIED]

yes, i fully agree, we need to become a tightly packed pod of 5 peas, and inside that pod, only the peas know the secrets of the other 4 peas, and the peas share inside jokes with the other peas in the pod, and when peas from other pods hear these jokes, they wont know what the original peas are talking about, but they'll laugh...they'll laugh

and that's what we need to produce, lets make this pod happen!

[r0sewhip137]

I second the notion

[notcalebkruzel]

haha, awe, thanks baby. :]

ps. you didnt even answer my question. hahaaa. <3

[robertbangkok]

Jared, I like your refreshingly honest vids. Both of your choices of music for Scotty work, although the first one is much better. Claire de Lune does not work for Tyler in any way., Sorry. It actually works for you when you are in a relaxed (ever?) contemplative mood.

Thanks for gratuitous boxer shot you radiant, glowing angel.

It would be great if you guys could get together for a weekend someplace and bond.

[WhirledSol]

The economy is in 1997 so it makes sense you are. :)

[alaninnh]

Jared, you are simply awesome. I think it was good you did two songs for Scotty. He's had a hard week. I liked your idea about the 5SSGs getting together and getting to know each other better. That strategy has worked very well for the 5AGs and I hold you guys on an equal level. Because of your "angelic glow", I had to put on my shades. ;-)

[lovinhim4life]

I have to agree...nice butt!!

[pvampire]

I just dig you more and more! :)

[secretaznjen]

cute butt!

the end.

[jiklar]

JohnnyDurham lighting FTW!

Little Debbie=Badass because her sgut makes me mouthgasm *that didn't come out right*

oh and more friendship and shit would probably benefit everyone

[raevon1]

You hit the nail on the head. I found this channel cause i'm a fan of carlkr. but I like it and watch every day. what's missing IS the intimacy amongst the 5 of you. I think we all need a Scotty intervention. Are you guys a tribe or what. The mans been thrown out of his home. What are the rest of you doing about it? Where is the intimacy? Here is my viewer challenge. I want to see the 5 of you. In one video. Where-ever Scotty is. I want to know the rest of you took care of you boy.

[OLDS98]

Jared you are correct. You hit it on the head about needing to connect more and know each other. Others can see there needs to be more unity. Thank you for expressing that.

[DoubleDareLike]

I agree with you Jared. I really like all of you guys, but sometimes it seems that you guys don't know each other any better than the fans know you. This channel and all 5 of you are awesome and it would be fantastic if the five of you (and boyfriends?) had a private gathering and got to know each other better. It should be fun for you guys and maybe a couple of videos for the subscribers. Nice video, nice boxers and very nice channel. ( :

[SamthereforeIam]

That Chairlift song is actually called "Bruises".  Instead of I Tried to do Handstands for You. Good song.

[dlyc4714]

why do you have a sweater hanging on the wall as art????

[dragonfirefoxx]

ugh it's clear to me now that I need a webcam so I can make vids like you guys but worried i would get hate messages because well people rather hate.. I liked this video though!!!

[yescandles]

Little Debbie Products are about 1/2 the price of the other similar products. Cheap!

[sleekcartim]

oh how luminescent of u, r u an angel boy?

[mangokiwiorange]

this video was a plethora of laughs

=]

[horatiogiovanni4real]

claude debussy seems quite popular recently.

[sammyenn]

I wonder why. It wouldn't have anything to do with someone named Edward.....

But seriously, fuck that. Debussy's too good to be in that shitty movie.

[norlack89]

i missed the HD :(

and i TOTALY agree with u! it'd be sooo awesome if u guys were more intimate ;)

oh and the song u chose for Deihl was jus amazing!!! i love it, its soo soothing and jus great :P

[EastVillKat]

hmmm... I wonder... are there any colab channels in which the five people hate each other? (other than the 5 awesome clones). it would be a little bit like watching the Office. or MTV's The Real World.

[horatiogiovanni4real]

interesting idea. It's so crazy it just might work. I like the way you think.

[weskos]

FourGuysAndMhazz seems to be heading that direction.. though not intentially.

poor Mhazz : (

[weskos]

And now it appears it was intentional.

[5RadicalGays]

just so you know I have that same lei in my room!

ha! thats funny!

Good luck on your novel!!!

:]

[TnDon]

I love clair de lune too. I love the Jared "clothing optional" videos only because you feel comfortable enough with yourself to vlog that way. BUT, those loose fitting boxers to showcase your butt nicely.  Hope that doesn't sound pervy. Good video as usual. Cheers!

[smackthat121212]

I LOVE clair de lune :)

[jjcooljj]

lol nice boxers? xD

[brentbraniff]

I think per video...you have the most clothing optional videos I subscribe to. I will say that boxers really showcase your butt nicely. So....more boxers, please.

"Plethora" (which I first heard on Ren and Stimpy) is right up there with "festooned" as far as big words that you should only use in a joke. And how did "palpable" become so damn popular? I swear I never heard that word until recently. Language is weird. Who makes this stuff up?

[tumalaa]

I'm a linguist and I'm not supposed to divulge this highly classified secret, but... We do. We sit in a dark, dank room along with high school grammar teachers and make up ways to make people look silly.

Among our prized creations: The words "divulge" and "dank"

[weskos]

rofl : ) I'm a linguist too! Studying at the University of Minnesota. Not to be mean, but umm, you're a linguist at 17 yrs old?

[tumalaa]

OK whatev :) It is my aspiration to be a linguist. I am going to be taking classes in the fall. -- at the U of M!! Go Gophers!

[weskos]

Well then, welcome aboard! There is a plethora of great professors here :D

[bbne1]

hey hey hey ... no cunning linguists on this channel! ;-)

[weskos]

Little Debbie is a badass because she muscles our cash 99¢ at a time. ... plus, the hat... the hat with a chin strap.

[lbCharmed1]

The pc term is "chair dancing".

[UncleBym]

Nice boxer-shot!

[LaughLikeNoTomorrow]

Little Debbie is a fucking badass because she's a ginge.

haha

[howtobejackal]

hahahahah lol nice jared Xp

[tguy92]

You look like an albino!

You don't look angelic,you're not Roma Downey!

What's the novel about?

Will I want to buy it?

Should I wait 'til it's in paperback?

Nice butt!

Liked your song choices

Nice butt!

Goodbye

[MillionKnives89]

oh yea i like what i saw lol and im glad to see that im not the only one who doesnt own a calender other then the on on my phone.

[jmurphy95]

You are glowing with a radiance like that which shines from Matthew McConaughey's buttocks!

SHINE ON JARED!

[bulafritz]

Do you eat alot of chocolate? Chocolate contains nickel shavings which will make your ass itch.