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  • carefull with your Econobox.

  • gay as fuck

  • All I got to say is wow piece of shit metro

  • Im taking a shit

  • That poor car. I feel bad for it.

  • That's how they do it in the movies!

  • Next time dont wet tha floor

  • lol it has a fart cannon

  • GIVE THAT STATION WAGON BACK TO YOUR MOMMY LOL...

  • @Mr10161990 thats no station wagon homie?

  • epic fail.. your in a geo LMAO!!!!!!!!!

  • I like how the engine bogs down when shifting into second hahahaha

  • This guy's 'pliance is dinked.

  • i love how  3,6,10 cylinders have a high rev tone

    and 4,8 cylinders have that deep rumble

  • @xdavstratx a viper is a v10 it doesnt have a high sound at all a supra is a 6 cyl and has a pretty deep sound

    the number of cylinders doesnt change the deepness of the sound

  • The sad thing is this guy actually thinks he is cool...

  • LMFAO!!!! Your cool... NOT! FAIL!

  • he must get all the pussy

  • bleach burnout!

  • Hey, way to blow 3/8 a gallon of gas.

  • @Wiggin992 Geos don't burn gas, they lightly simmer it.

  • @indalcecio Occasionally sipping, daintily, pinky out and everything.

  • New tires cost the same as another Metro

  • with oil?

  • Geo ftw!!!

  • LAME!!!!

  • i like the paint its spray paint but it looks flawless

  • The guy driving it is about as cool as the car....

  • NOT AS BAD AS AN OLD FESTIVA LOLOL

  • Spray painted car x]

  • you gotta watch it with all 50 of those horses...might torque steer!

  • apparently not a very fun car to drive. just look at the driver's face

  • do work son!!! hahaha

  • look terrebly exiting!

  • When you drive a 55hp 3cyl Metro, you know you fail at life.

  • @toolfreak77 But pass the emissions test :P

  • @toolfreak77 LMAO!

  • bad ass lol

  • A four door metro at that, Rock on brother! I know what that car can do. You can back into a light pole without destroying the car. Tear up the pole though. You can also rally that car out in the desert if you're near one and you may lose that back bumper but you can handle it. Also, you don't go "Muddin" in metros, instead. You go "Hydroplanin."

  • lmao shit.. my grandma can make more smoke when puffin' blunts...

  • This video is make or break. If he is aware that this is the worlds biggest piece of shit car ever, than it can kind of be funny. But on the other hand, if this is his car and he thinks he's being cool with his awesome whip then he's a huge fucking fag. My buddies 4 year old brother's kidswheels battery powered jeep beats this thing by 5 cars in the 1/4.

  • wished i had a geo metro damn nice car at 50 hp lmao...what a badass

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  • yep had to lube your mom to get her going 2!!!!

  • BAMF!!!

  • hahahaha cheesy lol

  • was that bleach in the puddle?

  • @Zackcatlin yes it was

  • its not 55hp its 275 hamster power lmao

  • @stlplaya270 Its not a 3cylinder.

  • ponerlo a quemar sin aceite a ver q es lo q

  • I'll be quite honest... I never thought I'd see the day.

  • come on man are you serious do look on your face

  • try that shit on dry pavement. Not on oil soaked ground.

    Retarded

  • fucking bad asss!...lol

  • dude i have a geo metro just like it but 96 i love it gas mileage is gret its stick how u do that just pull e brake or wat

  • @CTAF18 sweet i have a 98 5spd if you try hard enough you can actaully spin the wheels on dry pavement for abpout 2 seconds lol

  • wow, you got the murdered out paint job.

    3-cyl is intense.

  • 45 HORSEPOWER IS INTENSE

    We all gotta love what we got, no one else will.

  • @xsonz2 Amen brotha.

  • One tire fire for the win!

  • did you see that kids face, his face looked like he was driving a maserati

  • did u see how cool he thinks he looks doin ..... i had 2 i would TINT tha shit out so no1 seez me in that UGH

  • dude your a mfing bad ass mang... play on pluh HEAKS YES

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  • did that really just happen? lol

  • yo wtf is up wit that wankster LOFL....has the money of a nigger but has the white ass like a craka....damn......ooo and shit was that the shitty tires or the shitty clutch I MEAN SHIT

  • fucking shitty. get a car with some balls and dont use bleach or water pussy

  • I laughed until I cried. But seriously dude, don't listen to the haters. Rock your ride, whatever it might be. Nice burnout, good control on the rollout.

  • stop to play the gangsta in your metro

  • You look like a total queer.

  • that was my old Geo and it did suck ass but that car was alot of fun ! i have a few videos of my new car check them out Tercel 4efte on 15 psi !

  • dude you should have covered your face. i wouldnt be caught dead in a metro

  • hes like yeah im cool XD hahah

  • wow this guy is real hardcore in his metro

  • check out my 3 banger metro burnout on dry pavement :D.....video response above

  • Your beatch ass used bleach nigga....AAhhhhh

  • damn bet getting new tires is worth more than the car itself!!

  • umm is this the new fad now buying geo's and working on em?

  • oh man your cool

  • Geos suck ass

  • it could be held by somthing on the back

    he has oil down to thats cheap

  • you ever try to do a burnout in one? i got a 91 convertible, rev it to 5000 and dump the clutch in first and you won't even chirp the tires so you gotta put blocks behind the back wheels with the e-brake on and oil under and on the front tires to do a burnout

    it's the only car i've had where i don't have to worry about hitting the gas too hard in the rain in fear of spinning the tires, but when winter comes......

  • That was pretty nice.

  • lol, yeah, impressive for a geo. makes me miss my miata, did you see the burnout i have on my youtube? lol

  • Yeah, I seen it a while back. Its badass.

  • ill race you in your car me on foot

  • I'll race you.

    Wait one minute, I gotta go get my track pants.

  • lol at ur comment

  • this is funny...lol

  • wow its like imposible to do a burn out in a fwd car(yea my ass)

  • ill race you with my Schwinn

  • lol GEO'S ARE PIMP!!

    ive got a geo prizm

    and it is a BEAST!

  • Oh shit another person saying i've got a skyline bet you do buddy go fuck your mother

  • thats awsome man

    very cool

    see more skylines then that in a day.

  • HELL YEAH!!!! Lets race those weakass V8s.

  • LOL, love the rattlecanned paint job btw

  • Lmfao a geo burnout wow i never knew

  • haha!!! dam son that thing is beast! wanna race?? my 2006 pontiac GTO with a 6.0L LS2 and 6 speed manual. 525HP up against 25HP!!! its a race!!!!

  • it would be funny if he raced you and won

  • ill race you in my skyline

  • haha ok. but hang on lemme go add a few stickers to it to give me more speed and torque.

  • okay? is the person driving the over weight garbage GTO, that is made by a company that does not even exist anymore.. trying to diss one of the best cars ever made? rb26 is a legend bud.. say what u want.. but if your trying to say a skyline is rice.. anytime u want a track,drag,drift,rally, auto x race.. im down.

  • ha man you got it all wrong, i was being sarcastic. it is a really nice car, built well. although im not a fan of 4cly cars. i like big engines, ex... 350,400, 454, big block 500..... stuff like that. but skylines are cool too. that comment was supposed to be directed more towards ricers with their sticker mobile's.

  • lol oo shit sorry dude.. well i think im kinda the opposite.. i love 4cyl turbos and 6 cyl turbos.. skylines, mr2's .. st205 celicas .. supras .. 3000gts.. i love muscle cars to just not as much.. one of my good friends is all about the muscle.. soo we usually just rival eachother with our cars haha! but i love v12's.. high reving ferrari engines! could die for those!! but yaa.. japanese cars straight from japan.. much cheaper.. and i love the engines.. so 2 each his own haha

  • Right. No proof, no believe.

  • i race you i my m6 twin turbo

  • Cheater we all see the puddle of oil lmao

  • haha wow!

  • sweet paint job

  • 55 hp at work!

  • just a bit more than my dirt bike LOL

  • @surfordie82

    mine's 79

  • @surfordie82 and untold gallons if water. lol

  • i saw one of these dyno at 67 horsepower.

  • GEO

    -EO

    +AY

  • Wow. A geo metro automatic. that has got to be the gayest car I have ever seen.

  • @Totenhosen17

    eat dick dude what do you drive, i have metro geo soft top 91' motherfucker

  • @Hdogbreakdalaw 1990 toyota supra

  • @Totenhosen17 pretty sure thats a stick. you can here him drop the clutch and let the tires spin rpms droped. they would of climbed with a auto

  • what kind of black paint is that? its nice.

  • krylon

  • dat shit not even rustoleum its dat cheap 99 cent wal mart shit

  • I thought this was gonna be a funny video but you look like you're pretty serious.

  • Thats bleach under the tire....

    to make white smoke.

    its not oil or any stupid shit like that.

  • Bleach? What bleach? It's sweat from all that horsepower.

  • The motor sweats bleach. That's how potent the sweat of pure horsepower is.

  • Dumbass

  • it's soap

  • That was Awesome, that thing has got some balls!! it boosted, how much psi? :)

  • OMG YOUR GAY !!!! PREACHER !

  • ilmfao if your car wont burn out with out shit under the tire then dont even try to. might help to buy a real car

  • I've seen this a few times now, but I swear to everyone that the Metro can do a proper burn out without oil or water under the tires!

    I own one and I have done it!

  • I would love to race your geo in my 1974 Chevy Vega it has a 2.3 4 banger and its a automatic it has 85 hp!

  • what a joker lol shit car rather ride my bike

  • u'd be faster on ur bike. Geos are cool little things to prick around with though.

  • LMAO!! OMG U ROCK!

  • geos do work

  • damn. that things got some serious power.

  • maybe if he didnt put shit under the tire to make it easier to do that it would have power but again those are fun cars even though your limited to pretty much no power lol

  • if thats your car you suck dick

  • LOL Look at his face ... so serious and determined get a new car

  • prolly just saying in his head "i cant believe im doing this"

  • Why would he put those mirrors on that car

  • Why would he put that car on those mirrors? HA! Could a had a V-8.

  • macchina di merda e brutta

  • love the paint job. no really, i do. never seen a black suede geo. nice.

  • That guy doesnt look like hes having much fun.

  • of course he isnt...he's in a geo...=P

  • Gay

  • your cool dude love the geo....lol

  • oil...

  • ?huh

  • GO  GET A LIFE

  • weeeee!!! i make more smoke when i fart

  • why would you do that in a geo metro?? at least a civic.. i mean come on

  • why would you do that in a civic? at least a z06 vette.. i mean come on

  • why would you do that in a z06 vette? at least a Ferrari Enzo.. i mean come on

  • why would you do that in a Ferrari Enzo?? at least a Veyron.. i mean come on

  • huh i thought enzo is like the fastest or soemthong..iono hahha

  • i mean...why would you do it in a Veyron?? at least a spaceship.. i mean come on

  • The Veyron was the fastest production car (253mph) until a while ago. Now its the Ford Ultimate Aero TT at 255.83mph but then again I dont think its being sold yet! The Enzo is now like the 6th fastest car at 217mph or something like that!

  • Ford? Try SSC. Not Shelby Ford, but another guy with the last name Shelby.

  • why would you do it in a spaceship?? at least in the death star...i mean come on.

  • why would you do it in a death star?? at least in the Terran's Battlecruiser...i mean come on.

  • why would you do it in a death star? at least in a 3 cyl geo....i mean come on.

  • i mean...why would you do it in a Deathstar? at least Silver Surfer.. i mean come on

  • If that thing were actually turbo'd you wouldn't have a problem spinning the stock 12 inch wheels and 155 tires on dry pavement. Hell, mine is making around 70hp, NA, and i spin the shit out of my 12s.

  • lmao the sad part is... i think you are actually trying to say that this car is cool. g-a-y gaaaaay

  • OHHH hard core gangstas here

  • no thats me driving

  • is that joe lauzon driving?

  • haha i didnt know they could do a burnout