The King of Metal thinks your band sucks

[apollo246]

wow, Dave hill is actually amazing at guitar!

[jordansaulter98]

Boy ill beat yo ass

[lilcluvs2spouge123]

este guey que vaya a chingar su madre pinche emo de mierda

[hitthelights13]

I love how he says the faggot ass emo band is "almost" Metal.... fuck him... Id like to beat the fuck out of this stupid ass arrogant Motherfucker.. i also agree with one of the other comments Fuck him he does make Us REAL musicians look like shit.. This dude needs to get beaten it a Baseball bat.. and i dont say that very much about people with venom "welcome to hell" shirts on cuz venom ROCKS but this dude.. Is the only exception...

[gaheris81]

@hitthelights13 Well looks like an act to me, don't think this guy is serious :). I think hes just being a comedian.

[CasualPr0ductions]

@hitthelights13

First, he's a comedian. Second, REAL musician? Hah, how well do you write lyrics, when you can barely spell out a "death threat."

[peanutbutterisfu]

@hitthelights13 im right with you but with a way bigger bat.I cant stand people that only listen to metal.theres only 3 bands that are cool and there all 40 years old and if a guitar solo isnt 300mph it sucks,you can say more in a song with one note then 500.metal has been done and done and done,it needed to change.I would actually take my favorite guitar and break it over his hand so he could never play guitar again

[guitarmaster509]

All death metalers are pussys

[almostgary]

I worship u dave

[guitarmaster509]

@almostgary Fuck this guy he is a bad example on us real musicians

[MrRasmus2909]

your tapping sucks, and your picking isn´t that fast either.

and you talk like an emo douchebag.

[bummerdude666]

that bit he plays at 0:51 any one kno wat its from?

[YourInternetBlows]

heaven and hell

black sabbath with dio

[bummerdude666]

your the man bro

[Bobofuhsho]

"Not enough double kick, pussies"

LMFAO

[kite781]

Ha, go to your bong.

[YogSothothPestilence]

haha you speak the truth, I subscribed since you seem to know your shit when it comes to metal. Nice Nattefrost poster too!

[shubidubar]

double chin

[spamato]

I think this is supposed to be a joke.

[fenderstrat918]

this is supposed to be comedy right..?

[starecky23]

lol, I feel like he was being satirical, but I do agree that those bands all kinda suck balls; their all too generic and boring imo.

[Sandwolf666]

Ok firstly you aint the fucking king of anything...other than possibly the king of morons.

Secondly by you logic in this video every metal band on the planet has to sound the same,all i can say to that is...again king of the morons dude.

You suck balls...oh and btw it makes a video so much better if every second word ain't ''pussies'' and if you dont like hung over.

[kevingobells]

you fail

[Sandwolf666]

When making a statement like ''you fail'' it helps if you comment on how i ''fail''.

In fact making such a vague,and indeed pointless comment,is more of a fail than mine could ever have been.

[DarkNekromant]

totaly agree with you

[COBHC279]

Dave hill you stupid fat bastard you can't play guitar even half as good as 90% of the guitarists out there so if anybody deserves a kick in the nut s its you!!!!!!!

Ps: Lamb of god kicks your fat faggotty assss.

[abominabletreachery]

dude, he's right... you do know that lamb of god is now considered metalcore? yeah they were badass when they were burn the priest. but dude he's right, metal isn't the same anymore cuz of these pussies!

[bendover2006]

Awesome Dave! .. you FAT FAT bastard! .. You're number 2 ..no, not poopy, well, maybe, ...but I'm King of Metal, youre Queen of Metal unless you want to be king number 2. ...if so, you can apply online, and when i feel like it, I'll maybe get back with you, but dont count on it , because Im too awesome to make you any promises because you're like, not me.

[Destroyfalsemetal]

all the bands you called pussies do suck but i dont think i could be in a room with you for more than 10 seconds without punching you in the face

[420joesparx]

it was all good til he sliped lamb of god in there

[chasec718]

exactly

[TimeForAPsycoHoliday]

i like this guy

[screamingshadowaxeXD]

Somebody is high. I can play a hell of a lot better than this pusssy.

[HyperJN]

All hail the king of metal! Hahaha... thats great man.

[frybacon]

LOG & SYL ftw.

[jaekkinghorn]

who cares if your the "king of metal"? punk rock forever motherfuckers

[5HIFTx]

punk died a while ago...

[GrimSevenfold]

Lol go fucking die with Travis Barker, Blink 182 is for faggots, lawlz you probably listen to weezer too you faggot.

[jaekkinghorn]

yeah i listen to weezer i have their whole discography. they are badasses and they dont even try. fags that like metal try way too hard and they fail b/c all of the music sounds the same and it sucks major dick. blink 182's awesomeness is uncontainable and you sir, can go suck mr dave hill's penis b/c you think he is so cool, when he just looks like a retard that calls himself "the king of metal"

[METALlicaisking]

Your a fucking faggot because Metal takes a lot of talent to write!!! Blink182? that music's bullshit it sounds like they're just another band that writes their songs in one day or some other shit! Weezer also sucks for same reason! Metal's awesome!!! Ozzy Osbourne is the true Metal God!

[brnbasler]

You are a talented guitarist for sure, but you have no right to call these bands pussies. Sure they might have their flaws, but you haven't done much better. Until you have a band with their own release you shouldn't be so critical. Until then you just come off as either jealous or passive aggressive. Either one makes you a bigger pussy than any of the bands you criticize.

[FluffyKumiko]

i like lamb of god.. but i hate redneck :/

and i don't rly like their new shit

[ILoveMyRandallAmp]

Dude, if you were the King of Metal you would know that Venom (even though theyre music is gnarly as fuck) was a joke band.

[doshinheretic]

Yeah Lamb of God sucks for real and you guys are all pussies for not getting it. Right on Dave!

[deathmetalhead9]

this guy is such an asshole!

[5HIFTx]

this guy is a pussy...im sure hes still living at home.

[Troy345]

doesn't everyone live at home? unless maybe you are homeless??

[5HIFTx]

nice try acting smart. but no you fail.

is your name seriously troy?

[Troy345]

Everyone does live at home... Also i don't need to "act" smart. I wrote the comment because you were being a douche bag to the man in the video for no reason. You have no right to call him a pussy nor make assumptions that he lives in his parents basement. What you said was truly retarded so in return I wrote something equally retarded to you in hopes you might realize how much of a cunt you are being. I guess that didn't work. You are a pathetic waste of life. Go kill yourself.

[5HIFTx]

did take you all day to write asshole? um this fucking loser is a dick head, metal sucks ass. you and your boyfriend in the video can eat shit and die mother fucker.

[jaekkinghorn]

fuck ya metal sucks giant asshole

[5HIFTx]

weezer is cool.

[Destroyfalsemetal]

you like weezer therefore your opinion does not matter

[LyricalPoet777]

at least weezer has musical talent. dont need long hair reaching to their butthole and retardation inducing distortion to get a frickin record deal

[Troy345]

You just don't fucking get it do you?

[5HIFTx]

i get that your a little bitch.

[Wrenchmen5]

who is dave hill?

[termnusdangerus666]

haha no shit xD

[runyonmark]

he's pretty much right on, and i really, really don't think he's joking.

and Lamb of God's new shit blows cock.

[ChoseDeath]

"Wrath" is utter shit.  I've learned the hard way, even among my beloved Death Metal bands (Aborted or Cryptopsy anyone?!) that when someone says "this will be our heaviest record ever!" to watch the fuck out. Some bullshit is probably soon to commence.

[hambone9119]

the NEW BLACK SABBATH ALBUM IS THE BEST METAL ALBUM IN YEARS

[ughthisisgay123]

pussies....

:D

[ughthisisgay123]

lmfao...this dude is fucking funny :D

[alvitokid76]

lol i alughed at this, obviously he is joking.. cuz lamb of god is the shit. But i didnt like that he played the only soft everytime i die song... he should listen to ebolarama.

[TellieHack]

Dave Hill is a really funny comedian but I really do like his music! (Valley Lodge is poppy cool and Children of the Unicorn is Spinal Tap on ..well.. on something! Keep it up Dave!!!

[KEWB99]

i lold. btw ibanez iceman tight guitar.

[BGstunts]

wtf was he talking about when he was commenting on redneck anyone have a clue?

[DrumsAndConcussions]

"You're not down with Dio" haha.

[johnedmiston123234]

tight shirt

[EarlShoes1]

If fat bloated Elvis is the definition of "KING", then this clown is the king. Funny how Metal dudes are mostly a bunch of fat slobs these days.

[Onehellofadrug]

The King of Metal should change his name The King of Fucking Metal. That would be more appropriate. What an authority. Hail The King, bitches.

[neongreen5]

I agree with him. I hate aspects of even my most favorite bands. Fuck all of them.

[DeathSquadYumi]

he is good and funny but not the king

[DeathSquadYumi]

i dont give a shit about those other guys but i do like in flames

[MrMacky07]

What song is the guitar from 0:55 to 1:05 from?

[I6I6I6I]

heaven and hell by black sabbath (vocalist: DIO)

[tmdkshaft]

What's it like being the king of metal?

[uptheirons2112]

i retract my earlier statement

todays metal is fine people are too accustomed to yesterdays metal, the 80s and 70s were better times for metal, but todays metal is still fine, people are too picky.

and yes i know hes joking

[Biff947]

Dimebag will always be the king of metal.

[Infamy1012]

youre a funny mother fucker!

[jodman79]

Dave Hill is funny as hell.

This was hilarious and I loved it.

Come on guys this guy is funny as hell.

He sucks at the guitar and lives at his mom's house and has all these opinions.

Who doesnt need a kick in the nutts.

[yoda307]

heheh nice major scales. New metal sucks hole!!

[TLdIRT]

dick

[jonlikesmetal]

thats me in ten years, i better start doing better in school.

[benythebot]

hi! heard of hetfield? his the king of metal

[MetalGearRider]

He's the Twat of Metal.

[ChoppedLiver44060]

Your guitar is horribly out of tune, evident when you played the Dio riff... Besides anything by ibenhad has chronic tuning + intonation issues. I disagree with the point of this video. You are too picky.

[NewAgeEagles]

holy shit, hes a comedian you guys, its just a joke

[Distress713]

lol i really couldnt tell if he was kidding or not

[MufasaEnterprises]

This guy's hilarious - he's not being serious in this video.

[sektorgallego]

this is the worst guitar player ever....get a job dude!

[Friggoffbarb]

at least he didnt get his name from some shitty mortal kombat character

[sektorgallego]

??

is there any mortal kombat character called sektorgallego?

:S:S::S:S

but u are right. this is the worst nick ever...

[vampiro664]

Dude I think I heard your mom calling you to tell you breakfast is ready you fuckin loser

[Arimus66]

venom sucks

[Friggoffbarb]

they also raised the bar for extreme music and were the heaviest at the time when they first came out.

but yeah they were not very good, although they were vital in the evolution of metal

[Frantic51]

saying shit and fuck all the time doesnt make him king of metal

[byetis]

lol. So many people commenting here just don't get it.

[Coatlrock]

FAT ASS

[Paturri]

SDF piece of shit

[fmbighair]

Far Beyond Metal by Strapping Young Lad is actually a tongue in cheek joke song about 80's cock rock cheese metal....SYS is pretty good considering they have been playing metal way before all these nu skool "throwback" bands jumped on the scene...just my opinion.

[parashis]

i got a guitar signed by bruce dickinson u shity posing fag!!!

[penfifteen666]

i love it when dudes get singers to sign fucking guitars...i had jake e lee sign my microphone

[Dante72536]

what a fucking posseur

[penfifteen666]

is posseur french for poser?

[torrentANONYMOUScodc]

@penfifteen666 no. its how the word is actually spelled.

[penfifteen666]

@torrentANONYMOUScodc

looks like we're both wrong homeslice

poseur....one 's'

[torrentANONYMOUScodc]

@torrentANONYMOUScodc uh yeah i didnt notice the double "s" when i first read ur comment

[BillyDOOM23]

Awesome. You remind me of my friend Sgt. Tim, the most metal dude in my town. I'm definitely not metal enough for you.

[odin5150]

DAVE HILL FUCKING PUSSY ..YOU BELONG IN THAT 70s SHOW YOU FLAMING FAGG

[LivingDeadBeat010]

he sucks major dick. he needs to kill himself. his guitar skills blow. but i like his sunglasses xD

[Friggoffbarb]

NATTEFROST!!!

[GirlParts]

Holy shit. It's every guy on the Dillinger Escape Plan board.

[iscreamboy]

hehe if mayhem isnt kickass i dont now what is there the sickest guys you find:p but i can agree this is funny!

[AMMARsedghi]

hillarious! ...5 star!

[darkbarrage99]

i want to kick this guy in the nuts. its kindof annoying, but still annoying

[ultramarine12]

why the hell is lcolon park on here on related. they blow

and haha this is funny

[cptanthrax]

hmm, all the bands he reviewed werent hardcore enough. i think he's just gonna go back to listening to "taking back sunday" and "simple plan"

[Wetworks]

How does he feel about job for a cowboy?

[Eatspeggetti]

Pussies

[ChimChimandChimaira]

LOL!!

[jaridv]

LMFAO!