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  • Golly there must have been some money put behind the bar that night - that is judging by the over reactions to the mildly funny comments.

  • Good God, you are lame. Who would be dumb enough to like this dull, boring garbage? Even by Tea Party, Neocon retard standards you suck.

  • Dammit. How did I end up here. This guy is weak.

  • That was heckling?

  • the heckle was funnier than the act, thats why he made a big thing out of it to save face

  • i dont think he was being heckled.

  • When my nephew was a kid...he wanted to be an M&M 2 years in a row. We are talking grade school. Kids could just dig on the cartoon commercials. Who knows...maybe it's the big round costume...I knew a kid when I went to church who wanted to be....a pumpkin. and yes I thought that lame as well.

    I remember my nephew being Batman once, not Superman.

    And before I hear the usual Crowder insults...the kid is a junior in HS now, very tall, and weight lifts a lot, and Ron Paul fan.

  • sTEVEN ftw!

  • very nicely done - no cheap shots or anything!

  • he's my favorite comedian.

  • @treasuretrove3000 you got bad taste in comedians then

  • dane cook is extremely overATED!!!

  • Funny how all of you commentors that dislike Steve Crowder spend your time watching his stuff so much. You must have a lot of extra time on your hands to start watching stuff you hate. Maybe go outside? Or read a book?

  • @Roont3 it's funny to watch someone act funny but he does not understand he is not funny at all

  • the best thing to have for a comedian is a gun and just shoot the fucking heckler in the fucking face, and that should be on the national television

  • lol kinda funny to see this clown stumble.

  • how was that a heckle? pussy

  • Oh shut up! What a dumb fucking comment. No asshole, you cannot yell things out just because you think it will "add to the show". Sounds like you're a heckler trying to justify himself. Shut the fuck up. We don't pay money to hear your drunk ass talking. How fucking stupid are you? Add to the show?! Are you retarded? The comedian has a routine that gets thrown off when dumb fucks like you can't shut up.

  • fail

  • nice start but he took it too far. should drop the dane cook-ness aswell, no-one likes dane cook.

  • @3DMilkMan I totally agree with you. This guy is trying way to hard to be Dane Cook

  • @3DMilkMan 5 years later and hes still the same arragont douchebag

    (both crowder and cook lol)

  • wow! wait till this guy REALLY gets heckled. His witless act will fall apart

  • @gtrmn34 He really does get fully heckled in another. There is a video right here on youtube of Crowder giving a routine and someone shouts at him, and crowder calls him out on it. The video is called 'Steven Crowder @ the Improv"

  • your first video

  • how is he dane cook? hes alot funnier, and political, totally different shtick

  • your comment is the sign of someone who cares a little too much ;)

  • the only thing that blew on that vid was the wierd guys laugh

  • Funny, but also funny how comedians will go out of their way to hear what a heckler said -- stop mid sentence and say "what was that?" or "what did you say?" -- then rip a friendly heckler just for interrupting. Heckling can actually be good fuel for a comedic who's good at improv.

  • A comedian has to react to heckles, even freindly ones, if he does not he is showing poor comic ability not being able to deal with situations. You have to also understand that even if you think a heckle is friendly or funny it is not helpful comedians are trying to do their job and its not helpful to be interupted, sometimes comedians will invite audience participation and talk to the audience but the rest of the time it is expected you just shut the fuck up to be blunt

  • He really is like Cook, maybe a coincidence, maybe not. Either way he's still shite.

  • I don't see it.

    Sarcasm wasn't invented by Dane Cook.

  • @AtariMaxiToriyama Have to admit, first thing I thought was "dane cook". Looking for other people referencing dane cook was the only reason i looked down here through the comments. Glad to see im not alone. Did dane cook invent this personality? Maybe, maybe not- but he made if famous.

  • I still think he's better than Dane Cook... Dane Cook = overrated

  • This man obviously watches Dane Cook, stop it.

  • dane *cough* cook

  • k. the next time someone is boisterous and exaggerated are you gonna say that person is copying dane cook too?

    come onnnnn.

    i'm the same way, always have been.. thing is, i just saw a dane cook video about three months ago.

    expand your horizon a little bit, please.

    and if it's funny, nothing else matters.

    thanks :)

  • Dane Cook called, he wants his act back. could you try to be a little less like Dane Cook and a little more original?

  • Dane Cook was never original

  • THAT was heckling?? And THAT was a brisk swat-down???

    Pffft! Vaudeville had more bite than this bit...

  • good bit man...

  • nutn' like a liberal whom know's it's over b-4 it began.not to worry s-1 other than Jeff Dunham will clean-up

    b

  • What the fuck is everyone so angry about? Lmao, I've been sitting reading comments && wow... I haven't even SEEN the vid yet because I'm so amaz'd at how long these arguments are... Good or bad, I thought comedy's suppos'd to be amusing && stress relieving..

    Silly kids..... (:

  • haha exactly brother, silly kids

  • he wasnt really heckling

  • Actually, heckling is basically if someone speaks to the performer. It's just considered rude to interrupt.

  • "Agent noun of heckle; one who heckles; somebody who insults, makes fun of, or teases"

    He was kind of an arsehole in the way he overreacted to something that wasnt realy a big thing. Its a comedy lounge not an ER people should feel relaxed.

    When he thanked him for finishing the slogan it was pretty funny and not aggresive but he kept going to try humiliate the guy.

  • And I see how you're channeling that guy now.

    So, I guess, "thank you for being where I need to be" haha. (y)

    Thanks, dude. :)

  • I was just saying the comedian was being a dick when he didnt need to be.

    I have no idea what the rest of your comment meant.

  • He's a comedian. They get paid to be jerks.

  • exactly

    crowder doesnt have a good routine

    the fact that he thinks this smack down is brilliant is proof of that

  • Actually, I thought his other video was good, but that's preference I guess. Comedians are always rude and almost always take heckling far, I've seen enough stand up comics to know that Crowder didn't take it that far at all in comparison to others.

  • so you have shitty taste in standup...dont blame me

    and the guy wasnt heckling

    and any comic who posts something like this as an example of how he deals with a non heckler, is a sad excuse for a human being

    crowder needs a nice kick in the nuts

    now that would be funny

  • Wow, way to be a jerk when I'm trying to be at least a bit civil here... I have bad taste huh? So Lewis Black must suck too, right? Hell, Sam Kinison sucked too I guess And I didn't blame you. And I said heckling as in a rude interruption; you define it it like you want, I don't care. But like I said, Crowder didn't take it far like you think. I've seen plenty of Stan up comics deal with people and this was not bad at all.

  • Then again, I'd scratch off Kinison there and probably add Brian Regan. Sam just doesn't hit my laugh meter much often anymore.

  • well, lewis black stole his entire act from bill hicks, so i could care less what he does

    and as kinnison didnt do shitty jokes, he never had to crow about destroying a guy who made a quick comment

    although, i did see him destroy a sick, disgusting, wingnut fuck like you

    he wouldve ripped crowder a new one...then shit down it

  • Wow, and you're 38-years old? I'm a sick, disgusting wingnut, huh? Yeah. You really do know alot about me don't you? I didn't say Kinison did bad jokes, I said I was a fan of his material but not so much anymore, but since you said I had a bad taste in comedians... And yes, Kinison DID have to deal with hecklers and jerks, every stand up does. Oh well, I'm not going to bother arguing over the internet with some idiot I don't even know. Good luck wasting your time.

  • shut the hell up both of you. if you don't like it get the fuck off. it's simple as shit. only reason you two keep coming back is because you want to get the last word off of some guy you dont even know. grow up and worry about your own damn self. you guys should be old enough to not need to throw insults like kids.

  • Yeah you're right, sorry about that. I didn't think someone would care enoguh to reply, heh.

    But anyways, Good Luck Mr. Crowder. Sorry about the mess.

  • lol, you fed my trolling. Carlin for life bitch. and who the fuck is lee champ? another nobody? yup. and i didn't say i liked this guy's comedy, the other guy did.

  • its camp, you fucking nimrod

    see...i follow real standups...not some fucking failed actor who thinks standup is telling a bunch of stereotypical racial jokes

    ever hear the one about the two polocks who walked into a bar?

    they kicked the fuck out of crowder

    drum roll

    thank you, ill be here all week

  • yeah i was one letter off. you're so cool. i can't wait to hear more... and read my comment asshole, i never said i liked this guy so your insults are wasted space. least this guy's actually doing more than you, you're the guy commenting on his damn video so many times. 38 years old my ass.

  • Would you two give it a rest? If you do not like it, be the bigger man and leave. There's no use arguing with someone you do not know over the internet.

    "Arguing on the internet is like the special olympics; even if you win you are still retarded." I think is how the saying goes.

  • We didn't start the flame war!

  • brabon1

    I've never heard of Lee Camp before.

    Thanks for wasting 2:27 of my life.

  • your entire life is a fucking waste

    shoot yourself

  • lol

  • actually, you are wrong

    and the guy wasnt heckling

    but crowder thinks he is such a big man for smacking down a guy who makes one comment on what is a piss poor joke

  • You said it.... Why don't you show him how it's done. Ass.

  • yeah your right, cause only comedians can judge wether or not another comedian is funny

    dumbfuck

  • Sorry. You earned the right to be a dick with your impressive career in comedy.

    If you don't like him, don't watch. You are shit.

  • pffffthahahha

    ok then by that logic, if you dont like my comments DONT READ THEM

    idiot

  • I wanted to watch the video and I saw your comment. I just called you on your shitty attitude.

  • It's considered rude in any way to yell out in any way at someone on stage.

  • ...in any way

  • uh oh a youtube argument.

  • judging by his views, it would seem alot of people disagree with you.

  • Because your a tool

  • LOL "You're a tool". That's so ......original

  • its tried and true. or would me rather go with ass spelunker?

  • Johnny "I go to a hillbilly college Auburn,

    The best part of you ran down the crack of your mother's ass and ended up as the wet spot on the bed

  • i now right... everybody hates people with right wing views... and it def makes sense to bash somebodies stand up based on their political views... even when the routine has nothing to do with politics...

  • "even when the routine has nothing to do with politics..." Is it rightwing to make a career off of demeaning people with development disabilities like this jerk-off does? Because that is why I don't like him. I don't like anyone that makes a living off of demeaning the most helpless in society. That's his politics. He's a pathetic piece of human trash and someone should put him out of his miserable existence.

  • Wow that really reflects Christ!

  • I'm agnostic and the screen name is meant to be a ironic. Christ was also intolerant of those that "beat on" the disabled like this jerk off in the video. But according to some here, being mean to the helpless is actually a conservative/right wing value.

  • Well what about how mean your being? You want him to die? ". He's a pathetic piece of human trash and someone should put him out of his miserable existence" pretty full of hate.

  • If this trash gets run over by a bus, I won't shred a tear. How mean I'm being? Well, check out how he is mean to the helpless. He can help who he is and what he says, other's are born with disabilities which he uses as comedic material so if he dies a horrible death, its only karma come back to bite his hateful ass and I won't apologize for being angry with people like this. I'd never advocate for his death, but I hope others like him get a taste of their own comedy.

  • Well there is no way to reason with this. Looks like your controlled by what others do. Read some books man.

  • Here is a book for you: "Nothing About Us Without Us", if you want to expand your understanding of the anger. You can close your eyes and pretend disabled people don't exist and have no feelings, and I'm sure that will be blissful to you, but you'll remain ignorant and continue to be confronted with these archaic/medieval views you apparently hold.

  • God bless George W. Bush.

  • So what is the issue of being a 'right winger' as you phrase it? I know! You're one of those ever so tolerant liberals that want to ensure EVERYONE can have their own opinion...not (yeah there's an original too).The guy is quite funny, who cares what his political views are. But I forgot, the leftists liberals want to quell all dissent, I mean right wingers can be degraded and bashed at will right? There's no first amendment or constitution according to the left at least not for 'right wingers'.

  • Dumbboy5165, anyone can have an opinion, whether right or left, however, it doesn't mean your opinion can't be criticized. You call criticism censorship. That ain't how it works dumbboy5165. Be prepared to defend your opinions. Weak individuals are the first to cry "censorship" which is a distraction from having to defend their opinions. Pathetic!

  • O.K. I can agree with that. Usually everyone does have an opinion, you posted your and it was being critiqued by me.

    Your opinion. however, was labeling someone in a derogitory manner and I quote " He's a pathetic piece of human trash and someone should put him out of his miserable existence".

    This shows a marked lack of tolerence in allowing someone there own opinion and the liberty to pursue it.

    Your reply only reflects on your previous post regarding the weak, and it is not him nor I.

  • When an opinion contributes to the dehumanizing of another human being, in essence makes another human being a non-person in the eyes of the public, then yes, I am very intolerant because then this person is infringing on the ability of another human being to live a life of dignity for the person they are. This jerk-off in the film is a racist and ableist. People like him are responsible for the negative perception of people with disabilities which leads to all sorts of abuse by the public.

  • so basically Christschool its ok for you to hate and dehumanize Steven.

  • How am I dehumanizing him? By saying I don't like the guy? It's ok if you don't like a particular disabled person. It's quite contrary to make fun of a group of people who are BORN with a disability. Now, if he put on blackface in his comedy and did an Amos and Andy impression, would that be acceptable to you? Has this guy no shame? Was he not taught to be magnanimous to folks who are born with a disadvantage or are they fodder for folks like you? Yes, it is ok for me to hate the bigot.

  • Good call.

  • You're being quite ridiculous and intolerant...how very 'lefty' of you.

    Is this guy doing a comedy show? Why yes, yes he is! People like him are not responsible for anything like that, it is actually people such as yourself with such a low and shallow expectation from anyone that harbors the type of fear you have now.

    I make fun of my own handicap, I think you should loosen the straps a touch because it is you that is removing anyone and everyones dignity with your hatred and malcontent.

  • It is quite one thing to have a physical disability and quite another to have a neurological disability. One has access to the means to advocate and the other does not. You are an intolerant bastard, plain and simple. You can be disabled and intolerant, black and racist, female and misogynistic. It is typical for one that it is loosing an argument to claim identity in the group being denigrated. I've had lots of these flame wars with people that do the exact same thing as you have done.

  • I just checked your subscriptions Dumbboy5165. It seems you are quite fond of your white race and seem a bit scared in sharing power with people that don't look like you or have the same abilities as you. Your part of the pathetic medieval views that need to be challenged wherever you appear. Poor pathetic little white man afraid of sharing your inherited place in society. LOL.

  • I am? WOW! You must be pshycic...the really funny part of that is none of what you incinuate is related to my Identity. This of course is a common practice of the liberal left, don't respond to the message, attack the messenger...once again how very lefty of you.

    I am quite proud of who God made me, which is truely hilarious because as the agnostic you are, you don't believe in the Supremecy of God, so who made you?

    I am not a poor little anything, I actually view people by their character...

  • I've responded to your polemics and bigotry so I'm not sure how you get that I haven' responded to your polemics and bigotry.

    Who made me? My mom and dad made me. Its really a quite natural occurrence. I don't need to believe in make believe characters to understand my existence.

    No, you don't view people by their character. You've spent several hundred words defending poor character, but your too busy defending dogma to understand this and wanting to talk about make believe characters.

  • Now you're a blatant liar. You are a liar and a deceiver who twists the truth for their own gain and reward, whatever that may be. You are the racist, bigot and liar. You cannot see past a comedians routine.

    My guess is you live your life perpetually offended, for no other reason than for self pity, pity from others and the attention it gets you. You will have no more discourse from me as you don't seek an exchange of ideas, only to put down others in a lame attempt at feeling important.

  • Am I an evil doer and deceiver? haha, lol. It's exactly seeing past a good time at a night club and a laugh with a drink that I understand when these people leave this guy's show they will be influenced in very subtle ways that can be dangerous to disabled people. Like feeling comfortable denying them assistance, calling it welfare, shoving children in segregated classrooms away from other children, shoving these same kids as adults into institutions. No, you don't know the reality.

  • I don't think I've asked for pity from you, but I guess that is what you think disabled people are asking for, pity.  Far from it. Your feeling a bit challenged by the fact that probably no one has ever called you out on this bullshit before and your feeling a bit of a power vacuum. I've not asked for pity, I'm prepared to stick a fork in your eye, march on your congressman/senators, call you out for being a bigot and thinking my people are fodder for your good time. Times they are a changin'

  • What you are is a hate filled, bitter little fellow. Angry at the world for not catering to you.

    "Stick a fork in my eye"

    What you are is an oppressive little human who cannot let people alone unless they feel as bitter and small as you. You purposefully try to ruin everyones evening by complaining about false bigotry, false racism and 'the man keeping you down'.

    I truly hope your life gets even just a little better, you do have my pity, because that's all you'll get.

  • Well, what would you expect, for me to just sit back and say, yes its ok to attack defenseless people. What type of reaction do you think he would get in blackface at the apollo in Harlem? Well, he puts on "blackface" about disabled people and does the same thing. And you say we're just little for not going along with it. You'd be better off trying to understand the anger than avoiding having to deal with it. Yeah, I'm here to ruin your evening if it has to do with oppressing the powerless

  • How incredibly stupid are you? Do you know what racism is? Apparently not.

    Nobody is oppressing your sorry ass, you have more rights, more benefits and a hell alot more considerations than the majority of people in this country. Oh, alot of them were actually oppressed in their own countries. Quit feeling sorry for yourself and do something constructive. "I can't the evil joke teller is oppressing me". Yeah, one comedian is oppressing your sorry butt.

    Feel sorry elsewhere, your act is tired.

  • Glad to know we have more rights and benefits. Now, can you come to my son's school, explain to the superintindent and county attorneys that my 6 year old child has more rights than anyone else? Can you get him out of a self contained classroom? While your at it, perhaps you can visit the Judge Rotenberg Center where children are incarcerated, wear battery backpacks on their bodies and schocked by remote control. Tell the state of Mass. they have more rights and get them out. Your naive.

  • i love you xx

  • Haha, my mom and dad made me. So who made your mom and dad? And so on and so forth...

  • I look at people by their character, NOT by their handicap, the color of their skin nor by the number in their bank account, as you do. This seperates myself from people like you who have to label everyone to fit into your little mold of who they should be. Not who they can be. People like you sicken the society we live in. I welcome peoples views like yours because you have no basis in fact or reality. I also don't hide who I am as you do. You are a racist, BTW you don't know the color I am.

  • I never made a judgement against a whole group of people like this guy does and your doing and you do it a few times in under 500 words (people like you). I have no basis in reality? Really? I live a reality you can't possibly imagine because you have demonstrated a complete lack of understanding through a point of common reference. You have demonstrated that. By the way, who is encouraging you to judge people by their disability or color?

  • There is no judgement here, a simple comedians routine that you are offended by, go somewhere else where you're not offended if that's the case.

    I'm certain there are enough here that enjoyed this to 'make up' for your absence.

    Thank God.

  • One man's comedy is another man's impression. I bet you enjoy all types of oppressive comedy, makes you feel better about yourself. You call that Godly? Good grief. I'm sure your god would be proud of your defense of him/her.

  • you should watch some daniel tosh comedy. it might wake you up a little.

  • oh and that was for both drumboy and christschool. you could both use a good shaking.

  • and i love you just as much xx

  • By the way, the word handicap....that's so 1950's.

  • good point

  • It's not going to happen.

  • Wasn't even a heckle.

  • owned ! lol

  • dane cook is a douche.

  • A heckler IS someone who interrupts and especially if it makes the comedian stop

  • That isn't a heckler, that's just some annoying ass who has to interrupt the show.

    Meh, not for me anyway.

  • fani5000 said... "I don't like him"

    No one can please all of the people all of the time.

    If his humor doesn't please you then I suggest you go back to David Letterman (puke)

  • I think you get even funnier when you get heckled. Way to Judo Flip those comments into great improv jokes.

    Your the real deal.

  • fag

  • theres a generation of dane cooks we're about to have to deal with

  • was that really a heckler?

    don't think so...

  • hey global warming tree hugging hippies whine to someone else, remember, now we're a nation of cowards, you can't be part of the nation of whiners anymore.

    AWESOME Steven!

  • Sounds like Dane Cook kind of. Funny though so will let him live.

  • His fanboys can't handle it.

  • I still think the heckler sounds exactly like Pastor Chris.

  • spaz

  • lol!!!!!

    damn those people and butting in your jokes!!!!

  • Come on, that wasn't a heckler.

  • You're right. HE heckled THAT guy. A heckler would just say, "YOU SUCK!"

  • that wasn't a heckler...

  • Heckler without the Koch. Get it?

    Gun-nut humor. XD

  • lawl

  • I thought your joke was funny as hell but it got 8 thumbs down.. people need to lighten up, if they heard that joke on family guy they would probably laugh.

  • not bad bud :)

    best stand ups eva = jim breuer and tommy davidson

  • lmao guy i watched ur other video at improv, people love to step in on ur shit eh haha

  • i just got out of the shower and im still naked xD i

  • slather some tar on, it soothes the skin

  • That was amusing... very much so

    plus, he's kinda cute ;)

  • F.A.H ( FUNNY AS HELL )

  • i think he's canadian.. :)

  • Thats not a sentence.

  • yea, he's canadian. get your shit straight. fucker.

  • You, bestsexever2, are a sad little twat. As if this clip was representative of all American humor? As has been pointed out, this guy happens to be Canadian, a country with probably the best comic traditions in the world.

    I'm actually a big fan of british humor, but it doesn't reflect in you. You're just a cunt.

  • you are great at improvising

  • Nicely done! You're really good :)

  • I thought that was very good!

  • Watched all your videos and have to say you are hilarious, keep it up!