23. 9-1-1 These Days

[samirdairon]

you got these people eating out of your hand bro lol keep feeding them

[MsBentleyTV]

Girl - My Boyfriend won't marry me and I'm going to kill myself

9.1.1 - OK Mam' I don't handle that

lmfaooooo

[Dakotaterry12]

lls bro don't ever stop making these they make my day

[saudia1994]

#weakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[ItsBreezyHoee]

IamXensoul , I Know Right.?!!!!

[IamXensoul]

he's like the straight version of Kingsley

[Aundre413]

I swear, most YouTube comedians have me chuckle and laugh a lot in my head, because I'm normally, in my chillax mode, a quiet person. I'm drawing, and watching this video, and near the end I just couldnt stop laughing. It hurt. I'm laughing as I type.

Lmfao.

[LoveMeForMyyAmbition]

LMFAOOOOO my stomach HURTS omg I cant deal! Ah hahaha I love him too funny :D

[RoroSwag11]

Fuckage???

[DubstepbyAlecks]

Hey! Did you get the car situation from a Fluffee Talks video? :3

[GiveMeThisMoment]

"Well how about if I shoot them, would it be an emergency call then?" ahahahahahaha

[dorknificent03]

"someone broke into my house and took a bite of my ham & cheese sandwich.." ROTFL!!! you are freaking hilarious!!

[TenderSavaqeBabt]

Im Trying To Contact 9-11 But I Dont Have An 11 On My Phone . . . . . Honey I May Be Old , But In Not Stupid !

[Jzastrawberrii]

Is this her first child? Nooooo..... this is her husband Lmfao

[Jay123376]

''are u going to stop cussing at me!?'' ''are u going to fucking help me!?'' -slams phone- ''That'll teach her'' hahahahaha!!!

[MrLyonSir]

I cant I....Okay..Okay now we gettin somewhere lmao

[Jezzda1]

It's 000 here xD

[savvy1214]

Don't give a fuckage XD

[SuperMadPotential1]

This is Hialrious "What were you doing before you were out of breath, I was running from the police"

[addictive3894]

"Is this her first child .. No this is her husband"

[weavyWeaveHot0911]

i called 911 when i was locked out my house and remembered i 4got to turn off the stove i called my mom 2 tell what happened and she start cussing me out say "bitch u had the cops n my fucking house? who knows what the fuck they were going through who knows what the fuck they put n my house my shit prbly tapp like a mufucker" me:ummmm sorry? but at least now we wont blow up.

[OMGitszxAshleyy]

I'm not sure if i should feel dumb or stupid now..

lmao

i called 911 during a blackout and said i was locked inside my house.

and they gave me step by step directions on how to unlock my door...

& i didn't feel stupid about it until watching this...-___-

[nuggin1]

Man:yes 911 what is ur emergency woman:yes I've called 5 times and no ones picked up man:there is no need for profanity woman:my dad is on the ground and he can't breath what do u fucking expect man:r u going to stop cussing at me -hangs up- that will teach her

[Jay123376]

@nuggin1 hahahahaha!!!

[i21meerkat]

Locked inside your car....that's what you call a snooki moment.

[iBBoy2Real]

Cops-9.1.1 What's Your Emergency?

Guy- Uh Yes.. What Is 2+2..?

Cops- Are You Kidding Me?

Lmfao! Tre Melvin Funny Af'!

[bumblebeecici]

The last one I died... Funny shit!

[MizzKitchen2011]

LMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[kissme122236]

funny shit #i,m weak

[NYQUEEN0623]

I saw my homegirl post one of your videos and got me hooked, now I'm over here watchin all of them, funny and true at the same time, keep it up. I notices these street names.. You stay in Kissimmee?

[MzJazzy123100]

LMAO! too funny

[nobullshitneeded]

lls Fuckage thats funny

[TropicalTulipz]

Lmfaoo thats sooo funny!

[1214JessiBear]

Tre Melvin for president. That is all.

[TheMaskedAce]

What is I shoot them, would it be an emergency then?

[poshmoi1]

hunnie i may be old, but i'm not stupid...rotflmao

[luvpurple95]

LMFAOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! This had me rollin omg youre amazing

[LexyAAA]

I hate when you call them and they ask "Is this a real emergency?"..no bitch, I'm calling because I'm lonely.

[DerexBTW]

i love tre !

[TDndPR76]

NO this is her husband!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is tooo funny!

[swaqqrella14]

Lmao

911: What Were You Doing Before You Started Having Trouble Breathing

Dude: Running From The Police

[DubstepbyAlecks]

@swaqqrella14 Oh look at your name you think you're cool cause you spelled "Swag" with "Q's" Fuck bitch, spell shit right! You are also not cool cause you think you have "Swagger" Bitch, Kill yo self (:

[airmattress1]

All of those examples are the reason that the dispatcher has no sympathy for anyone. You'd be pissed the fuck off after dealing with a couple hundred dumbasses too i bet! Still funny as fuck.

:P

[iwasale1696]

Well how about if i shoot them will it be an emergency call them

[AbyssShadow5667]

Wow your locked in side your car.... Dumb as fuck stuped ass nigas...

[teamdrickiforever]

if i shoot them would be an emergency? lol

[gusta7389]

lmao the locked car part had me dying!! ahahaahahaha

[MegaLiltrigga]

lmfaoo 2:25

[Fruityloops6912]

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooo 3:48

[UndefineAbleKi]

This shit made my night! Well how bout if I shoot them... lmao

[TheRalphbitch]

lmao hahahahahahaha lmao oh shit hahahahah

[SpoiledCuite08]

is this her 1st child? no you idiot I'm her husband! lol

[joyceboox2]

What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?

-Running from the police

lol

[jnyerere]

aside from being funny, the sad thing is that these 9-1-1 calls are actually real.

[slimgoody291]

Lmmfaooo i remember like 2 years ago this dude called 911 cause subway or some fast food place did`nt have hot sauce

[lmkrDamu5]

i swear to J-E-S-U-S THIS NIGGA GOT ME DYIN OVER HERE . bro you to funnii for theses vids.

[TheYgDope1z]

yo his videos be to funny

[RitzDaCracker1]

sad thing is these are really real. Ive heard some of them on youtube....lol fuckin idiots..

[loledddie]

I just watched all your videos man. Keep it up

[dreamybabypanda]

Hahaha this was great :D

[krissy22stone]

damn this made my day:)

[PsshtUrMom]

"sure would" lmao!

[MegaKaymac]

Its so funny. GNR all day long with these videos. It's all do true

[jellybeanluvah]

rofl i NEED the link to that first call!! thank you and you and you. you like that?

[MindlessChick4Eva]

Lmfaoooo I'm glad my friend showed me this!

[kentrell16folk]

Lmmfao

[PoeticJustice395]

"Someone broke into my house and took a bite outta my ham and cheese sandwich" LMAO" funniest one .

[Duderantula]

@PoeticJustice395

Lol yeah it's the way he says it! :D

[PierceXmyXheart330]

DAMN YOUR CUTE AND FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!



[madisonthomas95]

LMFAO!!!!....

[TimeToBeReal2011]

you are talented ass hell keep up the good work LOL this is hilarious

[stephie3130]

4:37 sh*t had me cracking upp!!

[dooble77119]

4:44 lmfao best part

[MissDeannaRose]

And is this her first child?

No you idiot, this is her husband!

[shiner1191]

HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHA omg i commented on mad videos but this one had me dyinnnngg

[SkinnyKewlJamz]

omg i thought these were fake until i heard the one at 4:49. i actually have heard that one before which means these are real!!! omg what is wrong with people?

[LeahNybree]

... "Running from the Police" .. Sh!t had me rolling

[LeahNybree]

You Play one of My favorite songs in the beginning :)

[THEKANDIILADII]

well how about i shoot them would that be emergency call then? "SURE WOULD..CLICK" .. lol

[AmberKohaku4]

My boyfriend wont marry me and i'm going to kill myself.

Okay Ma'am i don't handle that .

lmao lol

[alyssaIShuman]

Also, that last 911 call had me rolling. xD 

[alyssaIShuman]

I got in a car accident one time and I called 911 and the lady picked up the phone and had like an attitude. I was like ummm excuse me someone hit me and you're giving me an attitude. I was about to hang up the fucking phone and be like fuck it I'll deal with this shit myself... But I didn't.

[ThisIsACommentary]

@alyssaIShuman "...But I didn't" LMAO I'm weak!

[alyssaIShuman]

@ThisIsACommentary well i dont know what happens if you hang up on a 911 person when you call for an accident. LOL. I would have beat the person that hit my car but, 1 she wasn't a bitch, and 2 well if the police show up... then what ? xD

[AmberKohaku4]

@alyssaIShuman

why didn't you just use OnStar

[alyssaIShuman]

@AmberKohaku4 Not everyone has OnStar miss ! I have an 06 Mazda. They don't have it.

[munchkingurl14]

People are so ignorant smdh lmao

[amekom]

That'll teach her!! LMAO

[Joexdopeness]

Jtfooo what where you doing before you had trouble breathing,,, running from the police. You need to make a video about niggas with no swagg

[Codylionx]

@chadybug I do think that would be good

[Codylionx]

Spokenreasons is funny but this is better

[chaybug2toofye]

u should check out spoken reasons on youtube yall shuld do a comedy duet together

[LeahNicoleBasics]

"Im trying to reach 9-11 but my phn doesnt have an 11 on it" lmao

[labaddbitchh17]

"my neighbors are making too much fucking noise! i don't know what the fuck they're doing but they're pissing me the fuck off!"

"sir that's not an emergency."

"well how about if i shoot them, would it be an emergency then?!"

"yes it would."

LMAO.

[77BoyLover]

LMAOO, these were not real ! they couldnt be lol

[TeamMinaj123]

Lmao this was funny, how u gone locked inside your car.

[ohk014]

Well how about if i shoot them, would it be an emergency call then? lmao.

[sammygirl62393]

LMAO!!!

"is this her first child?"

"No you idiot, this is her husband!"

THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!

[Jaygeevee27]

I will always his face expressions :)

[TeamBellyHop]

Damn Bro... This is hilarious... BellyHopENT is Subscribed...

[303amagirl]

There was one lady who called 9-1-1 cuz she didn't get some chicken nuggets at McDonads

Tru story

Lol

[destambrianna]

you have to be one of the funniest people ever! much love<3 :)

[MsNasha123]

Lmfao

[YANZiiFYiT010]

cnt stop laughin Tre is fukin hilarious

[cupcakez59]

Da last one wuz too funny...lmao lolz too funny all of them. You are awesome Tre

[cupcakez59]

I know yu wanna respond to some of them with BITCH, KILL YOSELF!! Lmao

[MsKittycat135]

lol my little brother once called 911 because he wanted to know how to call 911 lol

[SuperDeondrick]

"They dont Give and Fuckage ! " :DD

[raybabii1234]

"My Boyfriend Won't Marry Me , An I'm Going To Kill Myself."

"Okay Ma'am I Don't Handle That."

LMAO.!!!

[beautifulday96]

"Just.. are you able to pull the lock up on the door? You should be able to pull the lock up even if its electrical ."

"I'm trying, I can't... Okay, okay, we're, we're getting somewhere"

"Okay are you able to get out of the car now?"

"Yes, yes I got the door open, I got the door open"

"Oh-Ohkay. "

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

[CashBird6]

lol this shit was funny

[JJlinTaeyeon]

huhhhh ur hilarious!! i check out ur channel first everytime i get on YT ^.^=

911, what is ur emergency?

ummm do you know where can I find Cinderella's shoe?

[ash2fly4ya]

"My boyfriend won't marry me and I'm going to kill myself!"

I was thinking about if this was Tre he would have definately of responded with

"BITCH KILL YOURSELF" lmfao

[jokah24]

Too damn funny tho

[mzluv2dance]

lol funny

[spartan4life09]

Too funny, so true.

[1kBrezy]

I swear I could be having one of the worst days &d I watch your show &d it turn my day all the way back around.

[itsmikebitch09]

- 911 wat is yur emergency??

- uhm yes wat is 2 plus 2?

- are yu kiddinq me?

bahahahahahaahaa

[RevengeOfTheRoman]

Yu make my life worth living..

[mizzpimpslappy]

Some sort of FUCKAGE???!!!...LMAO!!!!! WOW

[ILuuNissa12]

Lmfaao

[ch7849055]

What were you doing before you ran out of breath?

Running from the cops. LMAO

[500puppy1]

What if I shoot them will be an emergency then lmao !

[PunchNugget]

nice video! i LOVED it ! and when u wanna make that collab vid?

[simone117]

SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND TOOK A BITE OF MY HAM AND CHEESE SANDWICH. *EXCUSE ME.?* I MADE A HAM AND CHEESE SANDWICH AND LEFT IN ON THE KITCHEN TABLE AND WHEN I CAME BACK FROM THE BATHROOM SOMEONE HAD TAKEN A BITE OF IT. *WAS ANYTHING ELSE TAKEN.?* NO, BUT I'M SICK AND TIRED OF IT.! LMFAOOO -__-

[barbied0ll6]

'Honey I May Be Old But Im Not Stupid' LMFAO

[LightSkinB92]

"Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich." lmao,

[dantube17ify]

ROFL. I THINK I JUST DIED.

[Romeobeyk]

lmao 

[Icefiremadness100]

"That'll teach her" [*straight face*] haahaahahahbahababhsxcsbzbuevd­k!!!!

[KThom1225]

All that was missing was the nugget emergency situation...

[LeeleeBabesz224]

Lmfaoooooooooooooooo, i laughed throughout this whole video :D we love you tre <3

[Much4u2]

Jtfo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SimplyShantwynice]

lmao my bestfriends mom is a police disbatcher

[JShamw0w]

Lmaooo Good acting man XD

[TheKwhite110]

Man how come everytime i get on youtube you have a new video, i love this shit