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  • sorry to bother you with my (obtaining an..) heir despair, but the girl I'm after keeps getting broken. I think I'm in the mend zone

    also because I'm lazy, and don't feel like coming up with another intro, there is also bend zone and lend zone :D

  • Sorry to hit you with my sub-tropical depression, but I'm a receiver on the (American) football team and I have a thing for the quarterback, but whenever I try to come on to him he makes me go complete a touchdown. I just feel like I'm stuck in the end zone.

  • sorry to sit you down on the despair-chair but there's this girl I really like who keeps asking to borrow money. I feel like I'm stuck in the lend-zone.

  • So I hate to drag you downtown but there's this guy I'm completely in love with, and he loves me too. We do everything together, and he's an amazing kisser - but he's 5'2" and I'm 6'3"...

    I just feel like I'm stuck in the bend zone.

  • Don't mean to burden you with my problems but there's this guy I'm totally into and he's obsessed with fictitious languages - now he only speaks Klingon and I'm stuck in the unable-to-comprehend zone

  • Sorry to bring you onto the bummer hummer, but there's this girl I really like who's a shopaholic. I feel like I'm stuck in the spend zone.

  • sorry to bring you on the strain-train, but the guy i like keeps taking me to see plays. i think im stuck in the west end-zone.

  • Sorry to ruin your sad-urday, but there's this girl I like, and every time I see her she asks me to fix something of hers.

    I feel like I'm stuck in the mend-zone

  • I don't want to douse you in downers, but I'm unfortunatley in star crossed love with a mythical character from harry potter. I'm stuck in the Firenze zone.

  • sorry i had to drag you onto the tier of tears, but i really like this nurse that keeps healing people. i feel like i'm stuck in the mend zone.

  • my friend always wants money, i feel like i'm in the lend-zone... eh, i tried

  • Hey, guys. I don't mean to drag you into my pit of despair, but there's this guy I really like, but every time he talks to me, he finds some way to put me down and make fun of me. I feel like I'm stuck in the offend-zone...

  • Hahaha so awesome.

  • Oh Mercy's latest album.

  • Sorry for dripping over you with a bleak leak, see, there's this girl I kinda into, but every time I try to make a move she just goes on mentioning . . . the incident . . . at the end of every sentence, and I feel like I'm stuck in the append-zone.

  • Every time we go out it's to a lackluster smoothie bar. I've ended up in the BLEND zone.

  • @LeximusMaximus I personally thought this was pretty brilliant

  • BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MEND ZONE?

  • Sorry to tread down teary tributaries, but there's there girl I really like and I don't know how to react to her. You see, all she wants to do is cluck and lay eggs. I feel like I'm trapped in the hen zone.

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  • sorry to engulf you in my strife life, but I know this guy and I really like him but it seems like whenever I try to sit next to him my chair breaks. I'm in the mend zone.

  • Sorry to send you down the pain drain, but I've been visiting this girl recently, and I really like her, but I keep accidentally breaking her things. I think I'm stuck in the mend zone.

    I don't wanna send you guys too many grave waves, but there's this guy at my Uni in whom I am interested, but he's not flexible enough for me. I'm stuck in the bend zone.

    Sorry to take this to the harsh marsh, but I really like this girl, but we only ever go out to conventions. I'm stuck in the attend zone.

  • Sorry to take you to the bleak creek, but I've been chatting to this girl online and I've just typed her a risque message. I'm stuck in the send zone.

    I didn't want to go to the ocean of emotion, but I've been chasing this naughty, naughty girl, but she isn't into handcuffs. I'm stuck in the apprehend zone.

    Sorry for turning up the sap tap, but I've been chatting up this girl at Harvey Norman and I find myself buying white-goods every time. I'm stuck in the blend zone.

  • @MalibuChick105 It could be a good thing.. or a bad thing...

  • berry punny

  • Sorry to drag you into my gutter of grief, but i really like this guy who lives in australia.... his name's tom, and is confused whether to have his username as friend or enemy....but i can't get him to notice me..... <3

  • Sorry to drag you into my misery marsh, it's just that I really like my dermatologist, and we hang out sometimes, but he never takes it further than a casual drink. I feel like I'm stuck in the T-zone.

  • Sorry for you drowning in this pool of sadness, but there's this guy I really like but every time I make a move, he starts apologising. I feel like I'm in the amend zone.

  • I haven't heard puns these bad since... The Incident.

  • hate to be a woe-pool, but there's this guy, and I'm super into him, but he has this annoying habit that I can't seem to ignore. You see, he's a sheep farmer, and every time I visit the farm I always seem to end up getting locked in with the animals.

    I just feel like I'm stuck in the penned zone.

  • Sorry about being in deNile, but I really like this guy who is from North Korea and I feel like I am stuck in the Demilitarized Zone

  • There's this guy i know, and i'm super into him and all, but every time i see him all he seems to talk about a robot from this futuristic cartoon show.

    I feel like i'm stuck in bend zone.

  • The guy I'm into is super gorgeous and funny and stuff. But all he ever seems to want from me is to "borrow some more money".

    I feel like I'm stuck in the lend zone.

  • Sorry to hop on Star Trek's Entercries, but I'm really into this guy but he's always wearing camouflage and is quite hard to find. I feel like he's constantly hiding from me.

    I feel like I'm stuck in the blend zone.

  • not to be a hurricomplain, but i know this guy and i'm really into him, but every time we hang out i end up sewing up holes in the knees of his jeans.

    i feel like i'm stuck in the mend zone.

  • @audreyinwonderland "hurricomplain" is the best water/sadness pun I have seen yet!

  • I applaud all of the brilliant people and their comments, but I have to gush about how much I love about "great barrier grief" instead of being clever myself

  • I love your play with words <3

  • Don't mean to be a worry lorry, but there's this guy a really like. But he works in a small supermarket, so the only time I see him is when I go out of my way to buy unbranded goods. I feel like I'm stuck in the spend zone.

  • Apologies for being a mix of emotions, but there's fruit I like, and every time I want to eat it it invites a bunch of other fruits over.

    I feel like I'm stuck in the Will It Blend zone.

  • Don't mean to be an emotional elephant, but there's this guy I really like. He always tells me about great movies I "have to watch" and restaurants I "have to eat at". I feel like I'm stuck in the recommend zone.

  • @Pivaxi one of my favourites

  • I didn't want to hoodwink, but there's this guy that I'm interested in, he made a video with all these jokes. I couldn't find words that rhymed with "end", so I started looking at words on Rhyme Zone.

  • Everyone of these comments is as funny as the video. I feel inept. I guess I'm stuck in the writer's block zone

  • Not to be a down player, but theres this guy I like but it seems like whenever we hang out, he's just way too concerned with his balls. When I try to talk to him about it, he just runs in the other direction. I really feel like I'm stuck in the end zone. 

  • <3

  • Please let me bear your children

  • The water/ sadness puns and portmanteaus were my favourites.

  • not to be a bleeding heart, but theres this medic i really like and everytime we go out i end up hurting myself and needing his medical attention. its really getting old and i feel like im stuck in the mendzone.

  • I don't want to just pass you my case of calamity, but there's this guy I have a crush on, only every time I see him we have to go to this one make-your-own smoothie bar, and it gets kind of boring. I feel like I'm stuck in the blend zone.

  • Sorry to unload my dumptruck of sad on you but I'm really into this boy and every time I talk to him he wants to borrow money. -sigh- I'm stuck in the lend zone.

  • My love interest borrowed a CD from me a few months ago and I'm too polite to ask for it back. I feel like I'm stuck in the lend zone.

  • Crying.

  • I'm dating a guy but I'm not quite sure if he's real or a ghost. Guess I'm stuck in the twilight zone.

  • Heehee that was a funny one

  • ugh, I know how you feel. I'm in love with this contortionist, but I really feel like I'm stuck in the bendzone.

  • I'm super into this YouTube video, but every time I reply I end up going on online rhyming dictionaries to carry on the joke. I feel like I am stuck on RhymeZone(.com)

  • I don't want to hurl you in the quick-sad, but there's a guy I really like, but he keeps talking really softly, then suddenly getting louder. I feel like I'm stuck in the crescend-zone.

  • @izziesmagicalglasses Hahahahah The best one!

  • Every time i get super into someone, they get ripped apart by wild animals.

    I feel like I'm in the rend zone

  • I don't want to push you into the moping marsh, but there's this girl I really like.  Every time we hang out, though, she gets cold and makes me take off my jacket.

    I feel like I'm stuck in the lend zone.

  • rhyyyyyyymezone dot cooooooom

  • sorry for bringing you to the bog of bleakness, but there's this guy i like, and every time i see him he tries to show me his collection of adult diapers.

    i feel like i'm stuck in the Depend ® zone.

  • These made me laugh. So did the tumblr discussion.

  • Not to bombs over Brittain into the melancholy swamp, but theres the really funny video I feel compelled to make a comment on, but everything I thought up has already been said, so I guess I'm stuck in the already-penned zone.

  • I don't mean to be crnky yankee, but all my socks are 3 years old, and my girlfriend doesn't like my toes sticking of the holes, so I guess I'm stuck in the mend zone.

  • Not to be a Debbie-Downer, but there's this guy I'm really into, but whenever we go out for a bit to eat, he makes me put his order into a food-processor.

    I feel like I'm in the blend zone.

  • You're weird. I like it!

  • You are the strangest.

  • Thank you Frezned. You bring me out of the great barrier grief.

  • I love you, Frezned.

  • Sorry to be a font of want, but there's this guy I really like who lives overseas and we have to communicate by mail. It's like I'm stuck in the send zone.

  • Not to be a spout of doubt, but I'm really into this girl but she never really seems to like me unless I buy her things. I feel like I'm stuck in the spend zone

  • lol...great vid Frezned. The comments are awesome! :D

  • I like Tacos so I'm stuck in the Mexican food zone.

  • Sorry to be a leaky spout of woe: there's this guy I'm really into, but whenever we hang out I always ends up fixing his door handle or darning his socks. I feel like I'm in the mend zone.

  • @Jaywalkere oh... you beat me to it.

  • eh

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  • I like this musician but whenever we get together everything around us gets louder and louder. I feel like i'm stuck in the crescend-zone.

  • I'm sad. I like a gymnast. Bend zone.

    BAM!

  • Sorry to bring about a tsunami of sadness, but there's this guy I really like, but I think he only likes me for my financial stability.

    I feel like I'm stuck in the lend zone.

  • There's this girl I really like but it's 2012

    I feel like I'm in the worlds-end zone

  • I hate to be a woe hoe, but I'm really in to this girl. Problem is, the only thing we have in common is our mutual love for milkshakes and smoothies.

    I feel like I'm in the blend zone.

  • I only with I could amount to the greatness that is this video.

  • Don't want to sound like Captain Complainer but there's this guy I really like but whenever we hang out he always ends up fixing my car or computer. I think I'm stuck in the mend zone.

  • I hate to turn on the miser geyser, but there's this guy I'm really into, but whenever I try and make a move, I just end up buying stuff for him.

    I guess I'm just stuck in the spend zone.

  • I'd love to post a comment, but I can't seem to find the "send" zone ... oh, there it is!

  • hardy har har harrrr...

  • Lend zone.

  • Not to make anyone be irritated or bored with me, but there's this guy I like. But every time I see him, he just asks me if he can borrow this book or £5.

    I think I'm stuck in the lend zone.

  • 1:05

    reply to your message on Skype goddamn it...

  • Nicklaborde keeps trollin your comment page and advertising. I was gonna ask him on a date but he's mad cuz I told him to STOP SPAMMIN.

    I'm just stuckin the offend zone :/

  • LMAO! Great Barrier Grief... and you're australian.. genius!

  • I think most people are stuckin the pretend zone

  • I really like this girl, but everytime we talk we get in a fight. I always end up having to apologize. I guess you could say i'm in the amend zone

  • Not to be a Debbie downer, but there is this guy I really like and whenever I try to talk to him, he only wants to speak of pizza, looks like I am stuck in the crescend-zone. (My sincerest apologies for how terrible that was.)

  • @lauraseal2 I actually do not get it.

  • Oh delicious play on words!

  • Not to swan-dive into the pathetic pool or anything, it's just that there's this guy I really like, but every time I try to get close to him, he just asks me to hem his pants, or fix a button on his jacket or something.

    I'm stuck in the mend zone :(

  • i thought the projection one was going to be "freud zone"

  • This one will be better than the Incident.

  • Skype! :D

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  • Not be a glum gusher, but there's this guy I'm crazy about. We have all the same opinions and interests. It just seems like whenever we go out, we just get on different levels. Literally. I always gets stuck on downward escalators, elevators, and staircases.

    I feel like I'm in the descend zone.

  • Wow. Just wow.

  • There's a guy I like, and we've been going out a few times, but whenever we take a stroll round the city we always end up getting lost.

    I feel like I'm in the dead end zone.

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  • Being stuck in the trend zone sounds horrible :o

    Although I'm kinda stuck in the pretend zone at the moment and enjoying it so that one sounds fine to me :p

  • I know a guy and I'm really into him but whenever we set up a date, something always comes up and he asks me to reschedule. I'm stuck in the extend zone :(

  • There's this guy I like but we only communicate when he needs to borrow a pen! just stuck in the lend zone :/

  • I apologize for wasting precious YouTube megabytes, but I have to get something off my chest. I am lady, and I hate being around girls because they talk too much. But I can never relate to my friends who don't have chesticals.

    I suppose I'm forever alone in the men zone.

  • i want to make a good comment but everyone elses are too good

    i guess i'm stuck in the contend zone

  • not to make a big deal or anything but i like this girl a lot its just she's way to into DIY

    i feel like I'm stuck in the mend zone.

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  • Hen...HEN ZONED!

  • Skype noise.

  • I really like this girl, but she is constantly patronising me.

    I appear to be stuck in the Condescend Zone...

  • I've been stuck in the friend zone since... the incident.

  • wtf ppl, stop being so boring and come up with something original.

    You see Bend, End, Lend, Mend, Pretend zones on EVERY page.

    I'm pretty sure Frezned is sick of hearing yet another one of those...

  • Frezned always has the best commenters it mus be because of... the incident

  • I like this girl but she has this guy who is a mechanic, I'm stuck in the mend zone.

  • oh mercy!

  • Whatttt

  • I met this really nice woman online, and I gave her my email address, but something's wrong with my mail client, and POP3 won't work, leaving me with only SMTP.

    I'm stuck in the send zone.

  • you are my favourite

  • You missed mend, lend, end, bend, spend, and some others :)

  • sorry to turn on the sour shower, but theres this youtuber i really like, and im really into him, but whenever i try and write a comment, all the good ones are taken...

    i feel like im in the will-these-puns-never-end zone:|

  • I'm having a relationship with an imaginary person... people say the relationship is all in my mind but I just can't give them up - I guess I'm stuck in the phren zone...

  • :D I love that a video came of that glorious discussion...

  • I don't mean to be a pure liquid hydrogen and oxygen downer, but there's this person that I really like and every time we are around eachother, we end up fixing broken vases.

    Looks like I'm in the mend zone. 

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  • I bought some commercial property. My fiance wants me to build a house, before we get married. The city won't let us re-zone.

  • You rock.

  • I like this girl, whose a pilot, and it's not going anywhere. I'm stuck in the no-fly zone

  • lol. Thank you.

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  • Ahahahahaha! I love this. 

  • I love that i follow you on tumblr so i know exactly where this came from.

  • showing this to everyone i know. stuck in the frez zone

  • Sorry to be a Debbie Dowser but I have this problem. I'm really into this guy but he's a big Youtuber and doesn't know I exist. I guess I'm stuck in the Frezned zone.

  • Come here and let me love you.

  • I like watching frezned but every time I watch this video I hear a facebook chat plink in the background.

    Looks like he's actually stuck in the friend zone.

    

  • I'm so glad your said portmanteau! What a great word!

  • AAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY

    I'm stuck in the Fonz zone.

  • I don't like to talk about my relationships, not since the incident...

  • I don't mean to cause a tsunami of sadness, but my partner only wants me for financial stability. I'm stuck in the lend zone.

  • There's this girl I really like, but every time I try to talk to her I remember she's not real. I guess I'm stuck in the pretend zone.

  • I don't mean to be a debbie drowner, but I'm going through some personal conundrums, see I like this girl, but every time I see her I'm too busy serving drinks to make my move, Im stuck in the bartendzone.

  • I Know everyone hates these comments, but I'm trying really hard to get going on youtube, if anyone wants to check out my videos it'd mean a whole lot :) Sorry if this comment bugged you. I make funny videos with mostly social commentary and a few little skit like things :D

  • Yeah man I know how you feel. There's this guy I like but he's always asking me to buy him things. I'm going broke because I'm in the spend zone.

  • So, there's this guy I know, and he's really attractive, but he gets really weird everytime we go outside. He just starts lathering up with sunscreen and ranting about it's active ingredients.

    I think I'm in the oxybenzone.

  • Not to sound like a Whiny Winnie, but I've got some boy problems of my own. There's this guy I like and we get along great, but every time we hang out we always end up just making smoothies and malted milkshakes.

    I think I'm stuck in the blend zone.

  • I have this person who I work with, and I really am getting to like... the thing is, I'm a seamstress, he's a tailor, and it seems like all he wants to talk about is work.

    I think I'm stuck in the mend zone.

  • nezfred

  • I don't mean to be a dismal dolly, but there's this guy that I'm really interested in, but everytime I try and talk to him I end up borrowing some money from him. I feel like I'm stuck in the Lend Zone...

  • lol to the feind zone NERDS UNITE!