The Morning After

[ROBUTT009]

Dude, he has a cairos cross necklace? Is that batman dude from michigan?

[styleboy321]

hahaha no blurring of penis in the end

[BUDDHAOFNERDISM]

Wost cop uniform ever

[SKillitFish]

nice stash

[jimmccaffreyactnsing]

that was cute.

[JesuszillaCorp]

a tad drawn out for my taste.

[anthcybo]

That dude's dick is like 12 inches flaccid, holy shit.

[hellfire3323]

Lol

[CuddlyBadger]

Jesus look at the size of that mandingo.

[CuddlyBadger]

This is hard to watch... but she's pretty cute so it's ok. I even enjoyed the angry mom with pink BJ lips. Nice touches.

[FrackleRackle]

I've already watched this, but it popped up in my subscription box. I re-watched it for the guys sweet, sweet facial hair.

[TheTraceurBoy]

Hey, I'd be proud if that was me and my 10 inch SOFTEE hanging out of my batman suit...

[ypsidan04]

So wait, its not ok for the kid to see something that he himself has, but its ok for the cop to cuss right next to him? People are so scared of nudity in this country.

[winterkewl]

@ypsidan04 and swearing apparently geesh :)

[Chiledwgz]

He looks like David arquette. Is it?

[DefinitionIsGone]

This is great. Funny as hell. And not die. :D

[wlfie0102]

Does anyone else want to know what they did last night?

[kak93]

The kids eyes are open at 3:08. Directors failllll

[Urbanvizion]

looks like the morning after halloween

[justforVIDEOSqmz]

big cock

[heatmits404]

yeee i live in temecula how wierd

[BMI07]

aw....i'm happy for them LOL

[Kaplui]

really good fod!!

[ColonelTomWhatsWrong]

I said that before he got up, now he looks like Jason Segel

[ColonelTomWhatsWrong]

guy looks a little like James Franco

[whynotlarene]

smeared lipstick is a nice touch lol

[TGDproductions]

wow is it just me or is his dick big :o

[Malchovsky]

"cop" totally sounded like David Carradine at the end lol

[TheBigBauer]

whats up with her eyes at 0:58 looks like a freakin daemon!

[jediboomboom]

An actually funny Funny Or Die....who knew? :D

[angstyDarko]

....definitely a dildo.

[GoldieLoqs]

you're cozy... ;)

[JackNeet]

Chick is thick.

[gigiii029]

who else thought it was eric dane.?

[soberchimera61]

A funny or die exclusive that's actually funny? In my lifetime? Tell me more!

[MrAcosi]

is it wierd that i found this really romantic?

yeah... yeah, it's wierd...

[MuvvaClucker]

The kids eyes are open at 2:55 to 3:18 :L

[gong14]

hahaha

[mamibg87]

LoL

[MissFrinsinteen]

LOL

[90macar]

finally you guys do something funny

[57RS1000]

@90macar This was funny?

[PURPLEXsPALM]

Pick a way! x) bahahaha

[myuzhika]

Hedo Turkoglu!

[thatjessicaahhh]

fail at not blurring out the penis at the end lol

[JAMxSkalla16]

man hes hung

[6eyes6need9needles9]

loved that

[imask8r]

that was a fucking hung ass dick lol

[AjGlam]

is he a franco?

[ThegioC123]

0:00 - 0:52

Really Fucking ocwrd

[Xazard]

what's wrong with a corner of her mouth? 

[provider8911]

@Xazard good make-up...

[mmannu06]

@Xazard He's the batman and She's the joker

[GraveDiggerIII]

@Xazard

herpes lol

[w1dowtaker]

@Xazard It's mouth herpes... kinda what happens when you sleep with guys on the drive way..

[Xazard]

@w1dowtaker trololol and it got bigger over time when she got up :D

[Nfigue2]

@Xazard its blood from her shirt

[shanewalker25]

@Xazard herps!

[g33kthegirl]

@Xazard It's the herpetitis.

[Eeyorewatch08]

made to look like a lipstick smear

[sammmyclaire]

@Xazard smeared lipstick ;)

[UndisputedLegend1]

@Xazard sir i think that may be an std

[missmiabat]

@Xazard herpes



[flickchic24]

@Xazard i think its smudged lipstick lol

[MrBetterOffDead]

@Xazard It's called dick mouth.

[justnofreakingway]

3:12 that kid sneaks a peak...

[mathnerd002]

die



[lffperdigao]

"Cin...Wendy"

"That's ok..."

ahahahah :P

[TheRandomnessEmo]

I wonder if the kid is looking at his penis.

[ClaritySWE]

too long did not laugh

[rocktheflare]

"are we in l.a.?"- "ur in Temecula" hahahahahahahhahahahaha oh man that shits hilarious

[lassyburma]

I'm sorry the dude is clearly gay...but it was pretty funny

[androsspica]

very very very funny!!!

good nonsense detail of the freak pretending to be a police officer!!!hahaha

[Polacoimigrant]

yep it happens to everybody once in a while

[DariousM510]

Best funny or die since the one about the bachelorette

[adam6699able]

Cameron Diaz got to HollyWood skinny,I loved her when she was thick(CURVES) back in The Mask day's(SHE NEEDS TO EAT STEAK,FUCK A SALAD AND WATER).

[kamegenan]

Happens..

[PuppetMasterKankuro]

They are such a cute couple. X3

[ryswe]

FUCK CAMERON DIAZ..... SHES A OLD UGLY BITCH

[HawK271080]

"Jusjustin.. Jeremy its ok " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­AHAHAH

[BlueKeyNotesTen]

Oh hey its Dale Peterson!

[xthepierrex]

She is kinda cute

[odskdos]

Lol creepy

[FrenzyCracklez]

Oooh At Least Her Vagina Has Room For A Penis !! :D

[rayads786]

WOW taht's big

[utsawin09]

"bad teacher" is such a typical formulaic film to harvest more money from you dumb assholes. i havnt seen it but im 80% sure the plot synopsis will comprise of this

1.main character undergoes a problem

2.attempts to execute a solution

3.Final Obstacle

4. Overcomes obstacle and finds true love

5. Main character world view changes

6. Ends on a "feel good"

with the occasional cheesy/cheap jokes, and sex appeal

enjoy, dumbasses

[MrAndycouto]

@utsawin09 you nailed it 

[lassyburma]

@utsawin09 actually the story line wasn't that predictable...but the movie F*cking sucked!

[Camcontactscom]

"No my name is Roxanne..!"

[FlentMan]

Lol the boy is staring at his penis the whole time

[xLoveHopeex]

True love. :)

[CKPSexperience]

look at dem wrinkles.

[nonconformingascanbe]

that was like the cutest thing ever <3 :D

[LisforLOVES]

@oolcaioo no

[oolciaoo]

Is that MattyB?

[heavenorr]

who kept turning their head when they switched between talking

[mrteemumilto]

Justin? Jerry :D

[CreastFalne]

@lobo23711 Its a widely known fact that YouTube updates views periodicly not in real time.

[moltar22]

This was the first FoD vid ive slightly chuckled at in ages.

[bix1995]

Who has youtube premium and doesnt have to watch ads?

[kevinguit15]

@bix1995 there is no premium get used to it ^^

[3000yrdshot]

@bix1995 who has adblock and never gets any? :D

[DCEnigma]

This was weirdly sweet

[lobo23711]

How does this have more likes than views O_o

[EBSBroadcast]

who saw state farm?

[grasshapa007]

Haha. I liked it

[skaterkid7419]

that dude had to be gay

[batboyjhg]

Would be funnier if the beginning didn't make me want to vomit.

[PenofGod]

This made me feel forever alone!

[newberryeels6372]

What a video

[antimarxism]

Finally, a funny skit.

[TheDitchDavey]

VWHAT A TWIST!

[smt20007]

why are their teeth so clean the morning after?

[xtinct2]

what a horrible cop uniform!

[Austyg]

huh? ... kinda funny, yet trapped in a bubble of lameness ... :( *shrug*

[leeboot]

Funny for sure

[BritishGangsta2]

I'm from temecula 0.o lol if I saw that I would be like wtf!

[DanTheWarder]

How sweet.

[bahamiangreek101]

LOL!

[mmkp444]

@NICEPIRATE that's a nose wring!!! Stupid

[MrSean1022]

morning breath

[DanzNewzMachinima]

BATMAN?!

[SMHproduction]

They didn't censor the penis at the end... hahaha

[MrTweetyhack]

@SMHproduction I'm glad you kept an eye out for it! haha

[SMHproduction]

@MrTweetyhack It's hard to miss! Lol

[hatchibyebye]

She sound like she should be on Gilmore Girls

[davidniblo]

Funny or Die, making a FUNNY VIDEO!! What are the chances!?

[NlCEPlRATE]

0:50 EYELASH ON HER NOSE

lol did anyone else notice that

[Kamibandit]

Kay that penis was wayyy too big..

[southernblood82]

anyone know the girls name?

[tyrock55]

now and again you make an alright video like this................but other times

[Farcryfan456]

That was a sick party last night!!! Hangover II

[MrSuicidalbunneh]

Its a replay of my morning

[KrizK7]

This was awesome, sometimes you really are funny.

[BrockL191]

Ehhhh...not funny

[FirestormPunk]

lols the "penis" wasn't censored at the end

[Mouse48861]

Why is covered in blood lol. I actually hope she is a serial killer lol.

[Bonnman100]

WHAT?

[113mrmuffin]

Thats how i wake up every morning

[bishop51807]

At first it was boring then a few minutes in I was like WTF!!!

[jonahmelancon]

Finally funny!!

[blueberrycreamwaffle]

i have the weirdest boner right now

[kreb42]

hilarious. Yay!

[BallzDeepClan1]

Goddamn i love my new samsung smart tv

[smicko77]

@BallzDeepClan1 me too

[Rosalila]

what a great morning after. haha

[KuroroGRyodan]

Lame.

[BODMONBASSTINGZ]

bahahahha

[t3hxl337xnub]

bit too generous on the fake penis lol

[CasualGarbage]

That was beatiful.

[ImStratz]

Funny

[Flowxp]

finally ! something funny again :))

[Maht25]

it's not "herpes" she was probably a zombie at a Halloween party so it's probably makeup or something...

[Hedonophobia]

Die

[iheartmauao]

That last "ci...wendy" made me laugh more than anything else ahahah

[LoLDalathir]

You and you, hold his arms down.

[TankBeefy]

i have the same bed spread

[daTDxp]

did anybody else see the bad teacher ad before this? damn the language! 

[xxkayxx32]

@daTDxp saw the movie yesterday..

it sucked ass.

[kbman99]

4:05 fake PENIS!

[geniusindesigns]

that's mess up because stuff like this happens in real reality.

[redruM123M]

@geniusindesigns didnt know there was fake reality

[LuneyTune72]

FunnyorDie stopped showing up in my subscriptions list...I thought we were safe.

[mysciencenow]

lost souls

[stefannmwow]

this was seriously funny

[whoo689]

Wow! Cameron Diaz sure is naughty as "The Bad Teacher."

[bedroo222222]

0:16 Julia Robert 0:39 ben affleck

[TheMightyFiction]

This'll be a story to tell the kids when they ask how they met.

"...so there I was, penis hanging out of my Batman suit and so desperate to take a shit, my eyes were watering, when the not-cop moved us on from the driveway and we went to get breakfast and figure out the bloody handprint on your mom's tit. And the rest is history."

I think it's the plot of Woody Allen's next movie. !D