The Sheindlin Show - 20 May - p1

[Rynnix1]

they both look like trannys, makes me sick just to look at them, "throws up"

[pinkbubblegum143]

Both of these chicks have really long horse faces.

[Thelondonbadger]

@pinkbubblegum143 I bet you could get a shag if you gave them a sugar lump Lol

[Pat2296]

Of course the dumb bitch has a kid that she drags around to live in strangers' homes. Idiot.

[jsmagat]

"If something doesn't make sense, then it's not true." I know she uses this quote a lot, but that's a sweeping generalization. If everything made sense, then she wouldn't have a show!

[pizzaface212]

tubs.  and stuff.

[pizzaface212]

stuff. and tubs.

[FilthyDoughBoy]

... it pisses me off so badly how they put "had" in front of every single verb while they are telling their story. its so unnecessary and its even grammatically incorrect if its the only past tense verb in the sentence.

[fetishisticrose]

they girls are really rude to JJ....you don't act that way in her court room....they should be GRATEFUL to have this bullshit rehashed on here.

[rassledassle82]

Wow...the defendants mother is beautiful...

[rassledassle82]

Oh my...that landlady is horribly ugly...see what drugs can do to ya?

[italianromani]

Defendant has big Lady GAGA eyes

[BronzeGangsta]

mother looks young.

[kageymurar]

The defendant's mom is an amazing looking MILF.

[TheSkylur44]

@kageymurar She is beautiful.

[41gagavision]

i love jj , she is a tad of a nippy biatch but she does it so well and she has to comb these lying kunts on a day to day.

[giboe4]

why does americans love meth for...

[MrPapdogz]

JJ: Do you ingest your meth Miss.......Witherspoon?

Plaintiff: No, with a STRAW

[DarthCharizardEx]

nice plug for walmart 2 tubs for 4.99 at like walmart

[SergeantPepper99]

That Redhead lady behind defendant has an INSANE look in her eyes, very odd...

[chrisjg18]

@SergeantPepper99 lol that is so true :)

[SergeantPepper99]

Is Defendant suffering from the benefits of THC :O?

[johnomonoia5]

10:52 plumber is cumming

[ArwenPendragon]

The defendant's wonky eyeshadow is really bothering me. She's got more on her left eye than on her right.

[ingve1974]

@ArwenPendragon When you measure in metric tons of makeup a couple kilos difference doesn't matter.

[roblou62]

The plaintiff could pass for Michelle Obama's sister.

[placebosky]

so many of these people have drug related stories! What Gives!????

[lukafafrenz]

the plaintiff was supposed to wait around all day until the defendant came by to pick up her stuff? who does she think she is? the cable company? the phone company?

[Squizree]

Ok the red haired woman sitting behind the defendant is always on Judge Judy. I always see her. She's hot lol

[MaTtRoSiTy]

Love that saying of JJ's: "If it doesn't make sense, its not true". That saying has come in to my mind several times in my own life and it is wisdom that has served me well.

[ctrone]

D is a K-Mart Kardashian...

[SunSp0t]

At the beginning, the defendant explained the types of tubs she had. They were the kind you put Christmas decorations in. Toward the end, Judge Judy took the Christmas decorations statement literally. The defendant wasn't quick enough to dispute that. I luvz Judge Judy ... but she might have been misinterpreting the entire premise of the laptop.

[greymolly2]

"Bank statements stating ... that there were damages ... to the houses ..." Wonder where she banks.

[esoterica77]

The defendant's mom looks amazing to have a 24 year old daughter...!

[icecool1065]

@esoterica77 What are you talking about? She looks like a gorilla.

[greymolly2]

Plaintiff and defendant are trying to revive 60s-style false eyelashes.

[piassojoe]

@greymolly2 I think they are trying to mask all the wear and tear from living a hard and fast life.

[greymolly2]

The landlady does look like a meth user.

[TheBaronessIsAwesome]

@greymolly2 More like that crazy cat lady from The Simpsons LOL

[Hateyouutubification]

@greymolly2 without a doubt she is. Although I disagree with Judge Judy. I have more than one laptop, one of which was in storage and unused for several months, and was a mere afterthought. It's entirely plausible that the laptop could have been left behind.

[kageymurar]

@greymolly2 I bet she is a real tiger in the sack!

[reymatt76]

"When someone's cooking meth in the house, I'm gonna take my kid and bounce." --- Hey that's pretty catchy!

[AdLaura]

Every once in a while, there's a litigant who I just want to slap really hard. The defendent is one of those people. Not sure why I get this feeling every so often. Maybe it has to do with how stupid they are or maybe it's the stoned look on their faces or maybe it's because she's a liar.

[vienna2100]

@AdLaura Me too! it's the audacity of them that they believe others can be fooled by their pathetic lies. laptop in a box my ass.

[3axim]

Why don't you all stop generalising and watch the interviews with JJ and William Shatner - JJ is an atheist so she can celebrate whatever she wants.

[reymatt76]

"that you put Christmas decorations into" - dont' think JJ celebrates Xmas girly, try again for an analogy that's more familiar.

[thejoymonster]

@reymatt76 There are plenty of Jews who celebrate Christmas in the US. It´s become kind of a secular holiday. I know people who even buy Christmas trees and celebrate on the 25th.

[reymatt76]

@thejoymonster Really? I'm Jewish and I know absolutely no Jews who celebrate Xmas by hanging lights and putting up a tree. Where do you live?

[thejoymonster]

@reymatt76 I grew up in L.A., went to a predominately Jewish school, and many of my friends had Christmas trees and participated in all things Christmas.

[krumbleton]

@thejoymonster errr.... interfaith families perhaps?? lol Jews on the East Coast definitely don't celebrate xmas. Unless you count going out to eat cause the restaurants are all empty :-D

[thejoymonster]

@krumbleton Not sure what goes on on the east coast, but in W. L.A. I know many families who aren´t mixed who even take their kids to sit on Santa´s lap at the mall and take pictures. I´m not making this up!

[reymatt76]

@thejoymonster My mother would sooner stab herself to death with dull butter knives than let me sit on Santa's lap.

[thejoymonster]

@reymatt76 That´s your mother. A lot of Jewish people my age do celebrate Christmas because they think it´s trendy, or because they have small children and don´t want them to feel left out.

[reymatt76]

@thejoymonster I live in Valley Village. Maybe they're putting up Hannukah lights. Not sure. The only way Jews celebrate Xmas is by going to a Chinese buffet on the 25th. It's the only place that's open and it's the one time a year when we're allowed to eat pork.

[jimmysudar]

@reymatt76 i liked the fact that she knew walmart's everyday low price.

[rara1800]

@jimmysudar rofl =)

[lynn0511]

I thought Wesley Snipes was in jail for tax evasion....

[jimmysudar]

@lynn0511  hahahahahahahaha. i was trying to figure it out but couldn't: right. wesley snipes ha ahahahahaha