Ask A Ninja - Special Delivery 23 "The Ninja Handbook, Audiobook Part 2"

[Gearen777]

Wish they mentioned the poke blood earlier, that lethargy got me for about 3 days before i was able to reach my ninjenergy drink, got me motivated enough to move again.

[megaDwiggins]

Hey guys check out a book trailer by Derrick Wiggins. This could be a new way to audio books, I'd like to call it a audio book slide show. Goto megadwiggins. It's a thriller and introduces the prologue and five chapters of the novel.

[demondoomdemon]

Ninja, i have a question, how many Dragons have you killed???? O_o

[Ruby150]

"The Goldy Locks Complex"... I don't do that, at all, since no one really notices me, anyway

[Alvaris]

3 people were blown up by Physics

1 person was killed by pokes and their arms used as straws

the last one chose to go to Six flags and got eaten by genetically-created dinosaurs.

[saberwing505]

0:01

[IronSaucer]

is a nonja good or not?

[Alvaris]

@IronSaucer certainly better then a non-ninja.

[demondoomdemon]

@IronSaucer VERY bad

[octavianmihailescu]

@Ultima228 since it seems fashionable in this thread to make grammar-related comments, I have a comment on your " pansy's", which is a weird version of the plural of the word "pansy", which is in fact "pansies". ;) why can't people understand the plural of words?? such a simple thing: one thing, two thingSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, not thing's. not pansy's. not ninja's. etc. :D OK, I'm done. Cheers!

[xam9856]

@octavianmihailescu i know right? xD

[xam9856]

@octavianmihailescu well ninjas wait oooh xD

[ducktapelover1]

but like bad weird

[sonnyhe2002]

so this is what americans think ninjas are

[lithuanian12]

@sonnyhe2002 Your so stupid, this is a joke dumb ass!

[sonnyhe2002]

@lithuanian12 It's "You're" not "Your"

You're so stupid, I was joking dumb ass

[lithuanian12]

@sonnyhe2002 If I am so stupid why do I end my sentiences with PERIODS, and QUESTION MARKS, and EXCLAMATION MARKS, or did you not go to the first grade?

[sonnyhe2002]

@lithuanian12 lol, u used 'your' and now you're trying to say you can make a grammatic sentence...lol. U made a mistake in your last comment too, u mixed commas and ANDs together. it should have been a,b,c and d

not a, and b, and c,

oops i forget to end my sentence with a period again

[lithuanian12]

@sonnyhe2002 U?

[Tibbert67]

@lithuanian12 Haha! You cant even spell sentence, sir!

I knew girls had their 'time of the month', but really?! A period at the end of every sentence?! And question/exclamation marks?! You're truly the twisted brain wrong of a one off man-mental!!

[Ultima228]

Who are the 5 pansy's who DIDN'T like this!?

[geometrololi]

im so gonna buy this book n_n

[halo3484]

audio kill the audio book that will find you and kill you lmao

[lilmurfer]

all that to build a shuriken. I give up being a nonja

[flairphantem]

lmao funny thing is im going to try most of these things with one of my friends....except he has a problem with his knee's which don't allow him to run very long...so it probably will not work out anyway.

[chosenone234]

i did everything till 16:45

[AMRadioHits]

Maybe by now, you're a ninja.

But we wouldn't know if you were a ninja, and you wouldn't tell us. Hell, maybe you wouldn't even know that you know.

[datdudesux]

GET THE BOOK! ITS LIKE THE BEST THING YOU COULD POSSIBLY GET IN THIS FREAKING UNIVERSE! Just dont get killed by its total awesomenes....

[ThreeCheersForBryan]

This is a pretty funny parody of boy scouts. :-D

[ranilinkov]

10:40.... he talks about jurastic PARK!!!

ROFL XD i have no idea how i got that one XD

[pojojo1]

You must write them in a scroll and burn them and eat the ashes, its okay to mix with applesauce.

EPIC!

[Alvaris]

I plan on getting this book and striving for Nonjacy.

[KoutetsuTenshin]

'I meant to say panter.  'S a half panther half panda bear. With the philosophies and intelligence of Harold Pinter.'

Fucking died.

[FrozoneNetworks]

Audio that can find you where ever you are.... and kill you :D LOL!

[RukeneGirlz]

I listened to all the Audios, so i went to go get the book. But what I didn't know, was that the bookseller was a ninja himself. I went up to the counter with the book in my hands, and without knowing it, both of my hands had been cut off.... right now I'm typeing with my feet. Anyways, you can't trust anyone, kill those before they kill you first. But get your liscence before killing. It'll turn into a big mess with th ninja order, if ya know what i mean...

[Midnaluvr]

Underwater Pinapple-ey Things!

[TheIrishRican]

save by the bell reruns lol

[shersondf]

Lmao the Panter thing, I laughed so hard I almosed passed out.

[xelg0n]

i made a sherken!

[Dracowrath1]

its shuriken, not sherken. it just sounds like sherken cause hes so awesome.

[raquelle08]

i guess i'm a nonja

[kejihatake]

i actually bought this book!

[knails]

the Goldilocks complex? the Narcissus complex? I guess ninjas do have a different word or phrase for everything.... I must now go tell my fellow Dragons! *gets killed*

[iamsmert123]

I tried to buy this book, but the bookseller mens threw stuff at me.

[RobAlister]

People actually like this guys? It's mind boggling.

[Emoheartbreakerangel]

Im gonna buy this book

[EmotionalStudio]

Did anyone watch the entire video, lol ? I could only stand 1 minute.

xx  ~Simon

[CaptainWilliam9000]

I did.

And now I'm a nonja.

I'm getting the book.

[EmotionalStudio]

I wasn't that serious actually. I watched like 5 mins but I was stressed so I diden't see the entire vid *-*. I will when I got 'time'. And who the buck boed my first comment ?! O_O''

[DeltoNinja]

yea me 2 and i am also getting the book and aduio

[rainingblood92]

I'm a Ninja, so I kill you.

[deathmaker110]

i did and i already got a katana to prove it ._.

[younglink502]

killing pirates is fun lol

[strika008]

lol a panter. a panther and a panda bear lol!

lol you must write a scroll burn it and eat it........ its ok to use a little applesauce too lol!!!!!!!1

[tikiux5]

yes the audio will kill you lol

[Agogaraxis]

glad somebody made this book, it wasn't me thank goodness. Really.

[ragglefraggleguy]

OMG this sounds exactley like the boy scout hand book!

[Lian2416]

eheh... we can find you where ever you are. and kill you.

[lastmoh1989]

he talk too much

[jerkypurge]

fuck chuck norris all did was fuckin act in a few movies and tv shows

[oddfroboy]

Only two things can kill a ninja.

1. A stronger ninja.

2. Batman on a good day, and only if her traind a good week ahead of time.

[Pendragondnd]

has anyone else noticed the similarites between the ninja requirements, and the boy scout tenderfoot rank(i think its tenderfoot) and their sayings and mottos match the scout ones.

[Rileysaloser]

ninja motto: be

lol

[actorman123]

Any Ninja can be killed easily by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris will kill you faster then you can kill anything, faster than the speed of light.

[imcrazyalot]

yeah but ninjas go by the speed of darkness

[google1256]

Chuck norris can not kill his master. Bruce lee can kill chuck twice as fast as the fastest thing.

[swordpatriot]

chhhhhhhhhhhgugguggugffffffghh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Its...kill..in..g...me!!!...bl­augh.

[Stgpeanut]

i enjoy this book i want to hear a part 3 and so on until the book is fully read to me here

[CokeWTF]

i herd its on this aijgsfgfjgkj.l'

[allietess]

slam this tight lil ass =]? L

[zLAZYDUDEz]

hey is george bush a secret ninja by night

[Stgpeanut]

bush is an idot

[zLAZYDUDEz]

thanks for sharing any other fun facts stgpeanut

[Stgpeanut]

yeah bush is a stupic idiot

[zLAZYDUDEz]

yes i know i agree he is stupic

[Pendragondnd]

i dont think that we are watching this video to talk about Bush, leave the politics on the polictical forms

[ianeddy44]

I LOVE ASK A NINJAAAAA

w000000t

this is a podcast too, on itunes

[actorman123]

You know, they really need to make the nonja's have to battle each other every 3 years. That way we can start fresh with new nonja's.

[zwinkyemo]

i cryd laughing readin this book idk y i wound it so funny

[halfmoon1995]

Dude this is so funny!

Rock on.

GO NINJA!!!!!!

[xxbrightxxstarxx]

what the hell is this?

he lost his funny.

[Fartnarg]

I broke a truck engine once cuz I slammed my fists down on the hood . . . it hurt like fire.

[Forsakenedtears]

Chuck Norris?

[Fartnarg]

No, I am not Chuck Norris, I am the Ki-kage, Chuck Norris is my Uncle inlaw . . . I think, I'd have to ask my dad if he married her yet or if they're still dating.

[mortifiedcucumber]

is digitalfilmmaker a youtube partner

[Forsakenedtears]

no.

[balomi1]

I thought about getting this book...and It killed me!

It's a shame that the spirit world has internet access but my credit card was canceled when my family notified the bank of my death. Now I'll never even read it.

[fussi90]

Wow..You Dead And are Commenting Oh noes Im getting Confused Its Spinning !!! aaaa

[actorman123]

You know, its really fun to just switch Bill Gates stuff with I-stuff. The first Iphone bill REALLY freaks him out.

[tsrcruz]

Damn!! I forgot to get my mermaid skull mixing bowl!

[Forsakenedtears]

Borrow mine, it isn't against the rules.

[philhines]

Way to steal my yellow earmuffs-to-imitate-headphones­!

But, ninja, do you actually have real headphones glued to the inside of your yellow earmuffs!? Haha!

[Ruby150]

I do that in Dark Sector, I kill things all the time, so it's not hard, but it's merely self defense

[boilerup88]

how long can this possible be

[Forsakenedtears]

Twenty years.

[DaBigmac824]

If i see another one of these I will hunt you down

[acouragefann]

I've read the book and its great.

get it now. Yes I did in fact get killed but I don't really care.

[DaBigmac824]

how are you telling us this

[palutenasgeneral]

do you really have to ask he learned ninja stuff how cna he not be telling us this

[noisyman2]

lol nonja xD

[NellyNinja]

This and The Real Frank Zappa Book are my two bibles.

[woowdude]

lol awesome

[Soulhippo]

9, explain why we use the ninja buddy system

[bigmic45]

im every where but No where

[LurkingShadowDemon]

Shankyouverymuch... lol

[somanyobsessions]

"4 scrumptous recipes for turning those nasty vitals into yummy vittles"

LMFAO! I LOVE IT.. my lungs are going to burst

[justtv321]

mmm apple sauce

[TheEnigmaticRonin]

audio that can find you wherever you are......... and kill you, loooool

[MoonDoggieEx]

omg i buy the book and it so cool

[tonksloopy]

Thelonius Monk, dead guy...lol!

[webhead665]

were can i by the audio book?

[almaster0]

its free online in parts this is all that is out. the book only cost like $10.00 i think

[BrokenLeg343]

haha

[my1drive]

hahah funy VERY funy but very long

[Nenie]

lol Thelonius Monk lol

[jonose114]

does the book say every thing that the audiobook say ?

[supercommie]

Haha, you said slowpoke.

[izraqthedark]

I have this book and it is amazing I strongly recommend it.

[Rosalila]

I cant buy the book :(

[darktrool]

*ear explode*

*die* x_x

[Trumpetkid35]

lol

I love the boy scouts references.

[wendywllms]

LOL!!  You're killing me....no, really.

[somecrazymoogle]

Is this book going to be available in any Australian book stores? I don't like buying books online but really want to support the Ninja

[squish4542]

lols

[Mikunluv]

BWUAHAHHAHA! am sooo buying this too. woot woot barnes ans noble here i come

[Madblaster6]

*dies*

[viperxeon]

AHAHAH! lol! wow, i'm going to buy this book. :D

[DXDanselasDX]

first what.......lol jkjk NINJAS!!! lol i love this so funny 5/5 ninjas for life

[BabyWithAShotgun]

haha! boy scouts for ninjas at 3:25 - 3:31

[Pianoman1770]

now you see it, now your dead!

[deathbed105]

*dies*

[werewolfdudeguy1]

they warned you!

[nykage]

A ninja will now kill you

[orgixvi3]

I knew it! Gaara IS a Ninja!!!

[VampiresAndWizardz]

I love this Book! Its amazing and full of inspiration!

[DarbysBored]

fantastic!!

[orgixvi3]

A ninja will now kill you

[renegadeskinninja]

cool

[DaBigmac824]

audio kill how do you get that

[DrunkenRumbleFighter]

This video was quite funny, thank you for the entertainment ask a ninja ninja. ^_^

[wf2121]

I love your book! :3 except when I get papercuts flipping through the pages

[Jont93]

you know that the book was trying to kill you there?

[shadowkill4141]

yah 15th

[taco174]

koolaid

[WalterCwell08]

whoo

[ONILINKXMASTER]

first

[AmericanPatriot90]

Lol, I love his book! XD

[killsdeer4fun]

This audio book ... WILL kill you.

[conordonoghue1]

funny

[TamaDrummer0]

lol

[GameTerminator]

This is the best book ever written.

[Solaxin]

first

[koreytd]

shutup

[DaBigmac824]

A ninja will now kill you

[darkscepter]

YAY!

[darkscepter]

omg, I'm first :D

[Gwame]

no you're not

[darkscepter]

Yes I am... Go to the first page lol

[Gwame]

lol

[DaBigmac824]

A ninja will now kill you