I'm 600 Feet Tall

[H4rdr1v3]

487 feet = 45 stories

[trlkly]

Video's not quite working for me. It quits after a short way through. No adblock.

[trlkly]

@trlkly It's fixed now. Thanks.

[hazydayz988]

Is Teller like Uncle Teller to your kids?

[mattiie22]

after being obscene, i wanna talk about my children AHHAHAHAHHAHA ur awesome penn..you're one of my hero's dude. keep cool

[tee1up]

Good for you Penn!

Let your kids feel the glee of seeing their dad on the side of a building because by the time they are 15, they will be completely embarrassed by anything their parents do. Though, in your case there may be an exception... you are uber cool.

[lmp4eva]

attack of the 600 ft lesbian looking juggler!

[PurpleNeckZach]

Kids are great, self preservation was just an illusion before.

[iamstrech1]

if it was me id find what window my cock would b and let a 2 story picture a cock hang out... at least long enough 4 my friends on the street to take a picture

[70fury3]

BWA HW A HA HA HA.. Jealous much. Just because he has a different opinion than you, and it happens to be like minded to some one else. You dont have to bash it so profanely.But it just goes to proving the socialist ajenda of you liberals. If its not the same opinions as you all keep spewing out, it must be condemed,picked on, and silenced! keep it up ,soon youll be burning books you dont agree with too!!! LOL...

[SnarkLicker]

Penn: Family values aside (you're beautiful, btw)... I will *happily* flash my tits at the tip of your cock next time I get to Vegas. :D

[mushy85]

ignore these assholes on youtube. you are great!

[WeSubscribeToYou]

Saw You Live, You Signed My Book-Thing I Got Their, You Said "I'll Bent Down To Give You A Chance" (I'm Short) You Guys Are Great. (Funny How You And Criss Angel Get Cracks About Eachother In During The Show) I Saw BeLIEve Also. I'm a Huge Criss Angel Fan.

-WSTY

-WSTY

[ipimpthemhoes]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccc­cccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk yoooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuu­uuuuuuuu

[TheNameIWantIsInUse]

And uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.­...... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... lol.

[funboy7979]

I have observed this as well. Most male fame whores are overcompensating for tiny peen too.

>>"High voice + thin lips + nervous tics = little dick."

[Ryuujinv01]

bumpy, your parents should beat you.

[bumpyjjeans]

LMAO. This fat old mess should not be allowed to make any sexual references. Nauseating.

>>>"I heard Penn's cawk is huge, almost as big as Ann Coulter's, whose political views he parrots."

[wootbeans]

How old are you? 16?

[terenceokane]

hahaha

doesnt penn say something like

"your likeness could be 500 feet tall! for 50 dollars"

or something like that

in Fear and Loathin in Las Vegas

and if you dont know what im talking about, he has a small role in the movie, during the ether scene im pretty sure

[roymustin]

Hah great point. One of the many awesome scenes in that movie. I mean it isn't Flea's cameo but now that there is going to be a huge billboard of him it is a pretty funny line.

[123456789106]

nahhhh penn's not a nerd he's a libertarian-magician who sticks up for the rights of assholes like you

[belfastlawd91]

Who has a theatre..a tv show..a vlog..more than you?

[Mist699]

And your not?

[bc9021010001]

High voice + thin lips + nervous tics = little dick.

[belfastlawd91]

thats npt a high voice...and he's a cocky fuck with other people he aint nervous ya faggot.

[killoger]

High voice = low Testosterone

Testosterone come from your testes not your penis. the only thing that come from your penis is Spermatozoon or Sperm and it's producing from you testicle

thank you for trying bc9021010001

[tonzimala]

I heard Penn's cawk is huge, almost as big as Ann Coulter's, whose political views he parrots.

[CodyIzAplayer]

My caulk is about 600 stories

[CodyIzAplayer]

sorry is cock is 8 stories

[MoeB250]

It's obvious that Penn really loves his kids. You can feel it even over a YouTube video. I think that's great.

[telepathyah]

8 story penis = ~ 6 inch... 6inches soft... not too shabby Penn! o.0

[telepathyah]

lol nvm... I screwed that math all up... I plugged the numbers in wrong. Should be ~15, but someone already did the math I saw after the fact and much more efficient I might add... :)

[JumpStop1]

congrats!

[intindse]

lol acording to those numbers you have the longest pennis in history? bullshit, or as you migth say HUMBUG

[TheChesterman]

I've grown to expect this waste of time from an atheist.

[rachelb77]

nice opening

[FruitpunchFTW]

I Love these videos!

[pumkinpi2]

I am also 600' tall. It is the pleasant side effect of being a father.

[awoz94]

um nice! and i saw u on dont forget the lyrics and carrot top was there u where uhhh how do i say this nicely ok!! and the guy under my comment nice math skills dued!

[Wulfiebaby]

Penn Jillette is 78 inches tall.

8 stories is 20% of 40 stories.

20% of 78 inches is 15.6 inches.

Should I cheer for you, Penn, or pity you (and moreover Mrs. Penn)?

[DhampirBoy]

I knew people would start doing the math on how big Penn's cock must be.

All I have to say is that if his cock really is going to be eight stories tall, then he really should have done porn when he was younger. What was the phrase? "Immortalize your youth"?

[c0ldsurg3]

Aye, well put.

[CraigInCT]

Having kids did change you!

Now you show us just how happy you are being a dad. Seeing you gush, when you talk or think about your children, makes these videos special.

Calculate how big your heart will be, in that 600 foot tall man.

[blokeasmunt]

"Oh they'll hear you alright, you'll be 600 feet tall"

[enigmatically]

Apparently they weren't kidding when the rumor mill stated that you have a big dick! LOL

[Hamhark98]

You talk about your cock and your children in the same video. Good to know you will not change because of your children. Most people do.

[SomeLazyDr]

Shut the fuck up Hamhark, accusing a father with every good intention to raise his children well as a pedophile is really disgusting and I hope you have a knife so you can stick it up your ass.

[Hamhark98]

You completely misunderstood me, as I assumed some moron would. I was merely saying that he will not tone his language down or change his ways to appeal to his children and appear to be a "good father" according to traditional views. I am not accusing him of anything. Now you can go stick your words up your ass. Hard I know but you will manage. Be creative. Watch Bullshit and eat a pizza. And while you are at it learn to read.

[csacsa123]

this guy was on Dont forget the lyrics! on Friday!!!

[MrPrestoTV]

cool story. Thanks for sharing.

[Ljusbringaren]

If I were asian I'd go "IT'S GODZILLAAAA!!"

[Panzermanathod]

More like "IT'S GODZIRRAAAA!!". You know, with the fact that they tend to not be too good with L sounds. Or is it just the Japanese?

[JohnDemolition]

mostly japanese some other asians can't do it either

[xXxcrimsonkissesxXx]

The Japanese language just does not have'L' in their language. So it is understandable that once they start learning English that the 'L' causes some trouble because where there usually would be an 'L' in English, is usually and 'R' in Japanese. So since they don't have it in their language, it is kind of hard.

[qualisarx]

I did not know that but I should have.

[WolfJounin]

Damn right! "Gochira!"

[Ljusbringaren]

"It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws - it's not."

"Still we should run like it's gotchiraaaa!! "

[melancholyguy]

8 stories of cawk? I'd *still* be able to take it. Just kidding. I'm straight.

[tonzimala]

I love reading the shameless promotional comments from Penn's low-IQ publicist. Who she think she's fooling?

[scotto132]

what are you talking about?

[jimwalsh2001]

Kinda like that big giant Jesus that Oral Roberts once saw in a fever dream or something...

[ZachsMind]

"Who's lookin' at you?"

"YOUR GRANDKIDS ARE LOOKIN' AT ME, MA! DAT'S ENUFF!"

Brad Pitt's been in movies, he's rich and has banged both Anniston & Jolie. Big deal.

I can't recall Brad Pitt ever making me laugh. I can't recall Brad Pitt ever making me think, or challenging beliefs I've held dear my entire life. Looks alone shouldn't get one up on a billboard. Talent & guts go a long way too.

Here's hoping Penn's kids go all ape shit about it and make their daddy smile.

[GodPlageon]

Damn strait!

[Spleeni]

Brad Pitt made me laugh when he was killed in Burn After Reading.

[burrheadjr]

The Rio is "Daddy's office",

That is great!

[priscillaxoxoxox]

I hope you keep doing the BS serious shows for showtime:)

[MagnusIan]

Damn it I wish I could go to Vegas to see P&T at the Rio. Makes me wish I lived on the West Coast so I could at least drive there. :)

[hardhittn63]

lets see, 600/80? lol.

[apopheniacMCMLXXXIX]

They should really get rid of that weird music at the end. It's annoying as hell.

[sagewoman1]

NOW u can say, I have a big cock... wait, you just did...giggles

[coffeefish]

These bits are great, but could you keep the clips to under 5 minutes? Unless it is for something great.

[NuLLx42]

What are you, his manager?

[coffeefish]

Yeah, in my own pretend world I am a manager. Excuuuuuuuuse me.

[tabooman]

OH my God. It's going to be revenge of the 285 foot cock.

[ksol000]

Brad Pitt should be 600ft tall? He's only an actor! How about someone who's actually done something worthwhile?

[rkullberg]

He's saying Brad Pitt just because Brad is known for his good looks.

[Cailwyn]

Brad Pitt is a multimillionaire and has banged some of the most sexy women on the planet. I don't know about you, but I'd say that would be worth my while.

[knoose]

hahaha,

if you dont understand things dont comment.

[llollercoaster]

Penn must be the coolest dad ever...

[confederacyofdunces]

100 feet per year!

[ctastrophe]

45 stories at 15ft/story is 675ft.

[NotAfraidOfYou420]

"15ft/story"  where do you live that they're so tall? I've been a carpenter for 12 years and the avg is about 10

[ctastrophe]

That was Penn's estimate, not mine

[mentalholocaust]

Do a tour!

[Cailwyn]

Hey Penn, this video makes me think of your cameo in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Did you personally know Hunter S. Thompson?

[HisNamelsZabo]

That's exactly what I thought of too!

[HeathenRage]

Kids are great...mine make this daddy feel 600feet tall... and their mommy makes me feel like I got her to top of 8th floors.....but I know better....

[skealoha86]

I'd say the whole thing is just blasé.

[CalebForPresident]

Have you ever wondered what Moxie and Z are going to think, if they ever get to watch some of these episodes of Penn Says, when they're teens, or tweens? (Admittedly, that would mean archiving for over a decade, but still...) Compare how most people feel about bath-time baby pictures to having an archive, going back years, of off-the-wall monologues by your Dad... The mind boggles...

[goonie8]

In response to CalebForPresident, I'd say that his kids are pretty fortunate. I wish my dad had done monologues that I could watch.

[eirefrance]

8 stories into 45 stories, just less than 18%. At 6 feet tall, that gives you a cock of just over 1 foot long. I think you went into the wrong genre of show business, Penn.

[Burgley1]

take a pic and show us please

[TheVigilante2000]

An 8 story cock would be about 20% of the size of your body. I would guess it will be more like 4 stories. Sorry for the kick to your ego.

[TingTang1234567]

For all you know, his real cock is in that proportion.

[lnd3005]

That would put him in the record books, fella.

[TingTang1234567]

I'd just feel sorry for his wife :O

[TheAtheistPaladin]

You mean you're not 600 ft tall? You're a big dude.

[Andjealous]

This makes me want to go to vegas, just to see it.

[crimsong19]

Beware of the giant Penn! JK.

[ixsikxwitxit]

Penn vs Godzilla

[thehelpguru]

Awesome Penn! You need to do a video with it in it when it's up :-)

Great story btw

[DrOman5596]

I've never heard a more heartwarming video that's involved an 8 story cock.

[dragade101]

dude you should do some shows in San Fransisco, CA

[dackjaniels555]

I can imagine someone that works at that building stitching a bunch of pink sheets(maybe some purple.. lol) together and hanging them out the window soon lmao!

[squarehead143]

yeah i did the math figuring that he is 6 ft 6 in tall and even if he has a 12 in cock thats figures up to be only 6 stories tall

[dackjaniels555]

ROFL! Read the tags!

[scottbaioisdead]

i'm 99% sure i did the math wrong here but does that means penn's cock is 16 inches from the ground and since penn is 6 foot 6 we'll put his waist at 3 foot 3 39 inches so his cock is 23 inches long. i am so off someone who can do math please correct me

[SBHBFS]

That is going to be awesome and terrifying in equal measure.

[pennsays]

Who says size doesn't matter?

[Okrutnykarissa]

I love you penn!!!!!!

[Atheismrulez]

That's still UNDER 9000!  You're doing it wrong.

[950horsepower]

Daddy and Teller.

HAHA LOL sweet.

Listen to your kids.

Daddy is 600 ft tall to them anyway.

[IdleGod]

Zolten? Now I have to wrap myself in bubblewrap...

[rx7lover86]

Do they...... do they draw the penis?

[EliasIT]

hahaha, genious question :)

[thejinjonater]

lmao nice fam. guy

[RoninSanjuro]

He would have an enormous Schwanstugel!

[Shredwizard90]

i think being an atheist father is the best thing to be for your kids..that way the kid can choose its own path in life and not be indoctrinated by religious dogma

[TheChesterman]

Makes a helluva eternity for the father though. Atheist's funeral: All dressed up with nowhere to go, huh.

[awormyourhonor]

Christian funeral: All dressed up, still no place to go.

[TheChesterman]

LoL, great account name. I'm a Pink Floyd fan too.

[butterflip]

Am I the only thinking.. 60foot heads.. 60 foot heads

[JBSauce]

Screw Brad Pitt, I'll take a 600 ft. tall Penn over him.

[TikiKrissy]

Agreed.

[archivesbc]

It's probably a personal question, but what created that "hole" between your nose and forehead?

[TehBloggaar]

Why does Penn paint his finger nail? He's done it for years and I've always wondered why.

Is it a distraction? A fashion statement? Political statement? Personal?

That would make a really interesting video subject.

[dradeel]

I'm quite sure it's in honor of his mom. Look him up on wikipedia and you'll see a more detailed explanation there.

[blink18jew]

its in honor of his mum.

his first (or one of) magic act, his mum said to get a peticure, or manicure (which ever is for your hands) cos people look at your hands while your doing close up magic. he did and he also got his nail done, as like a joke.

and has continued to til this day. :)

[TheStig000]

Manicure, fyi :)

[blink18jew]

thanks my Mac told me that it was spelt incorrectly, but i was in a rush to head off home lol. :)

[arielwollinger]

Just a little taller than you already are. I've met you in the exit of your show and you are tall!

[N7COF]

8 stories Oh My - LMAO

[FarSideofTown]

P.S. Glad to see you changed the camera angle, ...that we don't have to look up your big old schnoz ( forgive any incorrect spelling ) ... but this feels much more friendly, more one on one so to speak.

[CaptainFeigh]

Every time you mention your show, it makes me want to go to it more and more.

That would be on the top of my list of things to do in Las Vegas.

[danischlos]

Your videos are always awesome! :) I always enjoy what you have to say :). Thanks for sharing :).

[FarSideofTown]

I used to have an argument pro feet & inches relating to cock size, but hey, I feel somewhat shrivelled having seen this vid!

[Sp00lDonkey]

hmm, this sparked off a memory.

did you do a thing for the film fear and loathing in las vegas where you are shouting out something similar to the 600ft tall?

[NervousAboutAngels]

Oh, they'll hear ya all right! You'll be 200 feet tall! (my recollection of the F&L quote)