VIRGIN, SUICIDAL GIRLFRIEND, BULLY

[rolyatgjg16tay]

honestly for the virgin one. I'm 18(with a girlfriend) and am a virgin and I'm totally fine with that. my girlfriend was my first kiss (when I was 17) and it was really nice having a girl I actually love as my first kiss. just think for her, she got to be my first kiss instead of just another one on the list. really like you may seem "cool" to have had sex, but it just opens yourself up to the bat crap crazy girl looking for more and your rep going downhill etc. I don't think its worth it

[fuzzmanx]

I never understood why its a problem being a virgin in some people's eyes. I'm saving that special time for when I truly love a woman. Not to say I don't fool around a little sometimes with my girlfriends

[funzzer123]

so you say your mom saying shes prego is like a punch in the gut i say give your mom a punch in the gut fixs things

[Jackorox2012]

p.s there all boys

[Jackorox2012]

also to the kid who dosent want a sibling pray to god its a girl i went trough the same thing when i was five all the house and toys to my self and then my sibling gets all the attention and then antother three! (all seperate) it sux i wasent allowed cod till i was 10/11 and the youngest one is not even in school and hoging the xbox

[MrWeirdppl]

tmartn

[WillMister31]

4 caps and 16 DEFENDS!!!!! Not too shabby Mr. Gamertag!!!

P.S. love coming back from time to time to watch your old videos. I honestly love you woody! Not in a weird way, just that you help me become a better person. Thank you so much for everything you've done for me, us and everyone in your life!

[TristanMcPhedran]

Tmartn is alllwayyss there

[TheLunarFX]

ABORT!

[35fuckface]

woody, i need help

im trying to kill these asian mafians

here is a picture

(-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-)

if you see them

plz

call

1-800-plz-help

[MUNEYMAKEUH]

@35fuckface hahahahaha awesome

[35fuckface]

@MUNEYMAKEUH like your mom i bed

[TyrellStyle]

uploaded on my birthday i was in barcelona stadium

[damalexian]

Lag

[FlaminoMikol]

Hey woody,i just came across your videos a few days ago and i also came across this problem with this girl. she has personal problems. she wanted to kill herself.luckily she just got over that but still has a low self-esteem. we went out a long while ago but we broke up. we have a strong friendship. she wants to start smoking weed. i thought about it once but i said i didnt want to do it alone. now that she wants to do it, idk if we should do it together or tell her not to and forget about this

[MNightTomalan]

5:35 made me cry with laughter.

[UpNorthGameReviews]

the kid that is having a sibling on the way i get it i dont have siblings younger than myself but i know for a fact that being the youngest i assume my brother thought the same way. he was an only child till he was 10 what you dont realize as being the older sibling as much as the younger sibling has a father for advice he will always look up to you as a role model. you will be fine kid. if anything your are the most positively affected. its nice knowing somebody trusts you on everything

[bigkahuna2001]

hey woody, i have a little question that i am prepared to ask. I shouldnt ask but when was the first time u had sex, i am 16 and last night my best friend and me had sex, its very weird when ever i talk to her what should i do???

[FinalNinja447]

Id really punch the 2nd guy. What a dick.

[Xelix977]

FUCK UNCHARTED 3! IM PURPOSELY NOT GETTING It BECAUSE OF THESE ADS!

[78superboss]

2nd guy= asshole

3rd guy= hit it and quit i

[QxDShaDowZz]

Like how the last one had 220 thunbs up :-)

[lazymexican27]

That third one mad me laugh

[TKDKicker56]

this makes me think about my bestfriend lol

[xTurrtleDuckie]

Whatever the situation, the BESTFRIEND is always more important. Therefore, not too far away from the GIRLFRIEND. So, for the girlfriend to leave the guy because of her own decision, the guy have the rights to do what he wants from this point on because she can't just go back because she wants to, that's total BS. However, for the BESTFRIEND if she need attention/comforting don't hesitate she's his bestfriend, she's the closest friend you have. So, he didn't do anything bad to his GF so it's ok.

[xIroNiicKzZ8]

to the kid with the newborn baby, come on man, dont be a attention seeker at home, but if you want to do anything, try and be the alpha male in your friendship group.

[MrGorby37]

@EpicC0DTime its his clan tag too...

[soldout99]

The first story is my life.

[arachnidman8eyes]

lol helicockter dick style made me laugh

[10387]

@arachnidman8eyes my favorite part was the "Sexual Magician"

[Taguiar12594]

nice vid man , sup guys check out my vids for awesome and unforgettable gameplays and montages from the games you like if you could comment rate and subscribe id like that i would sub back thanks guys

[s0ulskull966]

Where do i send him message

[DaCheezerz]

@s0ulskull966 private message him

[idkman2334]

i know it's not about the gameplay, but what the hell was TmarTn doing this game> xD

[Simtooner]

@ProNinjaZz11 Wow haha thats a big family

[Darththebigrobo]

attention whore much second question

[MandurahBoy6210]

Lol how TmarTn went 12- 10 and Woody went 38-8

[wysd68]

second guy F*** off

selfish git

[TheTheknifeboy]

Hey woody, Big fan.Recently I've been with a girl a few weeks. Before it seemed like she liked me, but I did not like her. a day when I, my friend and the girl went to the cinema.After the movie my friend Poured the girl's soft drink on me. I was of corse pissed and beat the crap out of him, in front of her. after a couple of weeks she did not talk to me and it worked out so she was afraid of me. But now I like her. BTW i em 13.

[Nachozkiller]

Lol look at Tmartn at 1:58 xD

[MrxxMrsSmith]

@Nachozkiller where?

[Nachozkiller]

@MrxxMrsSmith On B flag with legs up in the air

[bladeskinsuicide]

My marriage is based on a girl threatening to kill herself. -_-

[CrawlingLobster]

that second kid's an attention whore smh

[MrM4SS1V3]

it was laggy for me

[bubbafatt]

stay the hell away from your girlfriend #1

[HudsonReviver3]

The second kid needs to get the fuck over it and listen to "You Can't Always Get What You Want". Seriously, he's a little bitch who needs to deal with it. He needs to focus on that he's going to be a role model to this child, so he needs to set a good example.

[Stueyy00]

Oh, and the last one is a troll.

[Stueyy00]

Was just about to put the exact same things about the 2nd dude everyone else aready has hahaha

[GuerrillaRice]

Second child: You're a dick dude.

Amen. 

[ExplosiveJar]

second child. YOU GREEDY SON OF A BITCH. YOU SELFISH ASS HOLE.

[magn0971]

wow second kid your a idiot

[Eagle9er9er]

Oh my fuck that second kid needs to grow a pair. I'm a guy and I was a single child for 13 years until my dad got married and I now have 2 little sisters. If I can survive so can you, you little bitch.

[dragondevil69]

i saw TmarTn on yours video wth o.o

[TheLoneWanderererr]

holy shit that second email was wrote by a fucking faggot i want to break his face

[28AMurphy]

hahaa that second email that kids a douche bag

[stuarttilton1]

@2tripplet Same here I am 16 couldn't get pussy 4 a while but it all changed over the summer when I got laid

[shadowdeath71]

0:01



[DjBilly267]

Hey Woody If You Have'nt Would you do a Mail Monday With Mrs.Gamertag? :)

[newyears912]

1:50 IT'S TmarTn!!!

[MonkersMS]

is mail monday still on?

[2tripplet]

hey woody I love your videos and I think that the advice you give is great. im 16 and iv never had a girlfreind i suck at talking to girls and i dont kno how to ask someone out what do i do

[StoneButterflys]

@2tripplet im not woody but just walk up to a girl you like and say "hey im _______" then get to know her a bit see if you really like her or not and if she has a boyfriend (or girlfriend) already, by this time you know her a bit and should be more comfortable asking her out its all about putting yourself out there

[Eric101point101]

Anyone know where to send him questions?

[THEJEMS42]

check out our channel bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bluebuddy579]

Hey Woody,

Ive Been doin great in school with straight A's and have a great life. Thats my problem. I dont have any excitement in my life and it is just too boring :L. any ideas?

[16pies]

@bluebuddy579 ok you got the grades now go and try to get into sports you will have a blast meet new people and make new friends

[DesignatedBeast]

@bluebuddy579 a lot of weed

[MKOgame]

@bluebuddy579 pull a fire alarm, youll thank me later

[x2x3456]

Woody man your like the white morgan freeman , you sound so wise

[chaquator]

Fuck that kid who sent the second email.

[EpicC0DTime]

anyone else notice his gun says MOOO lol

[16pies]

@EpicC0DTime i did

[theccft]

is it just me or is there a crap ton of lag

[LilPanda095]

@theccft At the beggining he says something like, this was a long time ago and he had some trouble restoring it.

[xRonTheReaperx]

thumbs up if you saw TmarTn

[iFluX1]

@xRonTheReaperx

Hes in every clip Woody posts?!

[LilPanda095]

@xRonTheReaperx He always plays with TmarTn on Mail Monday games.

[Justice782]

Great tips matteeey:-) peaccee out

[GloxZation]

second kid is a fucking bitch, fuck you fagget

[thesmokingsquirrel87]

@GloxZation slow your roll mr troll, just because you feel like being a dick doesnt mean its not important to the kid, woodys just trying to help out some kids  with their problems they cant handle because they dont have anyone they can talk to in real life. its people like you and whoever liked this who cause these kids these problems

[PAINmedia]

@thesmokingsquirrel87 So what you're saying is that the kid is a selfish asshole because the top comment is a troll. lol. ufail

[ZaneIsEpic]

@GloxZation faggot*

[FinalNinja447]

@ZaneIsEpic FEGGET* is the new term :P

[malemuffin64]

mail monday isnt really about the gameplay? i like the gameplay.

[malemuffin64]

@malemuffin64 its pretty good

[jacklikesmango]

thumbs up if u saw Tmartn

[TheAlbinoPlatypus]

Second dude is a dick, lol. Same thing happened to me and I was 14!! BUT IM NOT A DOUCHE!!

[MReeality]

please help me

hey woody ive been dating this girl for about 3 month now she is really cute,she always gets straight A's im in love with her but the only problem is that her parents never let her go out anywere the only alone time we get together is when we skip class to be together i've meet her perents (they hate me vv') what should i do break up with her and find another girl or stay with her please help

[zapdall]

@MReeality Send ur letter as private message. So u might actually get to Mail Monday. =)

[thecommenter87]

@MReeality i think you need to sit down and have the sex talk teach your parents about it XD

[SuperNiggaboy12]

The 2nd guy is a fucking dick man he should get a stick though his ass for that

[thebeast3413]

tmart!

[RealCarlos10]

I can relate the third guy 1000000%

[99babytaz]

how you said helecopter dick style with out giggling is beyond me

[BlackOpsMad100]

guy that sent in the second letter: shut the fuck up you pussy. you are a selfish little brat, i bet that baby will be more mature then you.

[fightingfalconfan]

i love my bro's, i am technically the middle child and i would not have it any other way, i look out for my older and younger brothers.

[Simtooner]

the second kid, Your a fucking bitch, stfu. I have 4 siblings and your complaining about having 1

[burninhate33]

@Simtooner I have 6 :(

[DaCheezerz]

@Simtooner even woody agrees ;)

[15551cue]

ohhhhhhhhhhhh now i know why your name is WoodysGamertag, chicks can't keep there hands off you lol

[MrN3V3RSAYDI3]

i agree with rifleman.. the 2nd guy just sounds spoiled and for once things dont go his way so he freaks out bro just deal with it!

[jdawg00100]

Woody probably lost a subscriber after this video. Lmao

[ShortAClip1]

Your a dick dude. lol i lost it.

[GummyBall097]

"it's you. Your a Dick dude."

LOL

[bmanngaming]

how do i sent woody a message?

[Tbagger125437]

dont stick ur dick in crazy

[Jacklb166]

To the guy who wrote In bout suicide, my dad has depression, he has tryed to commit suicide many a time, I used to believe It was my fault, i used to swear, hit and speak about him behind his back, everything he has tryed, I always cry in my bed for 2 days min. A few months ago I had no friends, when I turned 15 a week ago, I started to try make friends, it worked, I started to get invited to party's and I'm sorry for all the stuff I said to him now, I even have a new girlfriend, sucide is wron

[Aabobilbob]

ur a dick dude -:DDDDDDDDD

[FITBMX97]

HHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH­HHHHHHHHH

[savagekaz1]

lmfao "helicopter-dick style"



[isthispornhub]

hey tmartn is in dis game lol

[ZynkaGaming]

i lost my v at 15.. (a)

[hannahb345]

get back w: her

[kits2400]

second guy, same thing happened to me i was super sad and i really pissed but you will realise that you care about your baby brother or sister you will get completely used to it so yeah i wish you the best of luck :)

[maiser16xvi]

Pause at 1:58. Look at the body by the B flag. lol

[RiflemanBound]

whoever sent the second email you're a little bitch bro

[XENUR1NE]

@RiflemanBound lol yer i agree at first i thought you were bein a dick cause i hadnt watched he vid and thought it was the suicidal girlfriend thig but yer hes bein a selfih dick

[doconnell221]

@RiflemanBound you mean third

[klir20]

@RiflemanBound And your a little hater, bro.

[ImHeadshotSniper]

has to be the most depressing mail monday ever.

[roxas6ian]

wow that story about the newborn pisses me offa, your right woody he is a dick

[MoneyStackz01]

this video made me dizzy!

[StickPogoChamp]

"this is a long one but check it out"

[billtree52]

First guy, dump the crazy bitch and take the cool one! Holy shit I wish I could've had a best friend like that when I was younger, honestly I would've killed to had a best friend that was a girl AND interested. haha. As for the second guy. You are a major DICK. lol

[donai10]

2:44 TmarTn

[varnageT]

lol is that blanket on his gun?

[SSBconfusesMe]

@varnageT thats towlie. say.... you wanna get high?

[theitalianstallion98]

wow. i had almost the same issue with a girlfriend...... we broke op xD

[TheLepec93]

The "campfire rule," that is a good way to view relationships in general. That sounds a lot like what I read in "The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Teens."

[TheCorndog125]

pregnant... punch in the stomach!?

[summr123]

@TheCorndog125 double kill

[SniperMarksman1200m]

@The8585gavin go to his channel and where his picture is it shows send massage do that instead of putting this in the comments dude. at least ask in the comments where you can find it. this is your privacy and everybody know who you are asking this. just in the future dont put that in the comments.

[YourAirsoftNightmare]

@paintballboy255 I'm not woody, but I've been in the position you have. I have had girlfriends, ones I've liked, and when lunch rolls around (that's when me and my friends are mainly together) they bust my ass. Now of course, they are your friends and they do that, it's just what they do, and I do it to my friends, but don't let them stop you from going after a girl you truly like. Go get her, if your friends are really your friends, tell them to quit (if they do start messing with you) and the

[monkeyfranco]

I was laying down listening to this vid with my eyes shut, resting. Then the second story came. I shouted,"spoiled little bitch!" without knowing my mom was right next to me

[DSJFilms]

Ew I see a video that says Bloody Ejaculate fuck disgusting!!!!!

[RyanTheIrishDude]

@DSJFilms it's interesting :P

[monstaslaya]

I don't even watch these videos, I just listen while doing other stuff so I don't care about the gameplay on these Mail Mondays!

[MinecraftPeepz4Life]

Ok... guess what the Ad was... Buckeyes Firearms... +Suicidal GF... = WTF?!

[CODKilla1492]

Tmartn!

[CODKilla1492]

Way to put down that single kid Woody!

[Mr13019]

SHITTT .,, Woody WTF are you thinkin?? tell the boy to get his dicc wet ,, i lost mine at 13

[TheRonaldokid7]

@Mr13019 bull

[paintballboy255]

Hey woody I'm 15 and need some help with a girl I like and do not know what to do. I like her and she likes me but I'm scared to ask her out because my friends might start teasing me about it because she is either not super hot. But she's really funny and I know that girls like her are hard to come by. Also we are really great friends and I'm scared that our friendship might get ruined or things might change and get really awkward between us if I ask her out. Thanks for the help please reply.

[maximperron34]

@paintballboy255 looooooooooooooooooool

[TheRonaldokid7]

@paintballboy255 i have the same problem but my girl is still hot but pm him because he wont look at comments of this vid

[jhop4life]

@paintballboy255 Go for it, if your friends judge you. They aren't your friends and you won't need them.

[ltveco8]

the first letter was like a stereotipical chick flick movie. If she is insecure dump her. GO FOR THE BEST FRIEND. unless your in middleschool because its enevidable that you will break up and never talk to each other again

[DARKKNIGHT2691]

dear WOODY CAN I ASK U A QUESTION AND PLEASE CAN U ANSWERE IT ON THE NXT VIDEO PLEASE.

HOW CAN IMPROVE MY INTERNET CONNECTION ON PS3 PLEASE ADVISE ME AND UR LIKE A SECOND FATHR TO ME .. :)

[jhop4life]

@DARKKNIGHT2691 send him a personal message or comment on the new one

[Immabelaxin]

black ops... haha... funny joke:D

[XxNinGASnIPZzxX]

What a bitchy 14 year old. I am 13 and I have 4 siblings. Do you think I like having less money, no, but I love them, so be a dickwad somewhere else.

[MrAusmajo]

I'm an only child I would love a baby bro or sis

[viper9172]

@MrMiguel465 well SORRY you king of the grammatical universe

[hoggster12]

baby guys a twat

[uallrite123]

Woody. I wish you was my daddy :)

[ALLONCLOUD9]

i always leave the campfire dirtier than before ; )

[viper9172]

@MrMiguel465 it's a joke numnuts

[solidawesomeness]

when i got into a new school i reinvented myself and i acidentally became kinda popular lol

[PvReturnclanSnipez]

40 year old virgin :D

[demons12900]

@MsBatman98 ROFL MY COPTER. That's a hilarious story.

[culbertsonew]

The 18 yr old has a way with words O.O

[icrackaboy23]

@culbertsonew LOL