Is this a true story? How did he possibly get charged for doing something in his privacy, he could be fucking a piano while playing the harmonica for all it matters. The maids are also incredibly stupid for reporting that, I would just close the door and let him be...
P.S. Why did he plead guilty? Did he just go up to the judge and say "I'm sorry I fucked my bike your honour"
caut masturbating and pleading guilty to it gets you three years probation? i once saw a japanese porn in which a young lady rode a specialy modified bicycle IN PUBLIC nobody arrested her HAHAHAHA LOL LOL LOL no seriusly this is that funny
The guy really should have just yelled that he was busy and that they should come back later, assuming the cleaning crew is telling the whole truth and didn't just burst in. But yeah, three years' probation for an act that hurt no one seems excessive to say the least,
Man, this whole incident is just too, too funny. It would have been better if he had been discovered dead with thje seat or somnething crammed up his ass, of course, b ut this is still too fresly amusing.
I cant see how this was illegal if it was in his own room, with the door locked? He wasnt abussing the bike, and the women shouldnt just walk in, dont let yourself into peoples room if you dont want to see what they are doing. If this is true its absolutely crazy.
He admitted to a sexually aggravated breach of the peace.
I think what they're saying is, if he hadn't admitted it, they wouldn't have had to sentence him that way.
Why the police allowed it to get that far in the first place is beyond me. Here, I don't think it would, unless one lived in a place with an oddball law about sex with inanimate objects.
What a wierd place Ayr must be. Can't even amuse yourself in private (wacking off with a bicycle for an aid is different, but not that bizarre) without breaking a law and getting put on a sex offenders list.
Those housekeepers' eyes would bug right out of their heads if they saw what some folks like to do for fun-lol. ; )
no where is sacred, what you do behind closed doors should be your business
angsno1 4 years ago
Man, you people are taking this way too lightly... That bicycle was probably scarred for life.
RescueMich 4 years ago 4
Dammit! I'd just taken a bite of my sandwich when I read your comment.
Damn near choked to death....lol
EvilZoe 4 years ago
the roads are covered in snow, I cant ride my mountain bike anymore :(....have to walk or go on those crowded buses.
holywaterx 4 years ago
Is this a true story? How did he possibly get charged for doing something in his privacy, he could be fucking a piano while playing the harmonica for all it matters. The maids are also incredibly stupid for reporting that, I would just close the door and let him be...
P.S. Why did he plead guilty? Did he just go up to the judge and say "I'm sorry I fucked my bike your honour"
Sui445 4 years ago 2
lol, have I just entered a parallel universe?
kalsolarUK 4 years ago 2
Welcome!
mobiltec 4 years ago 2
Why didn't I think of that? My single days are over! WOOHOO!
freebaker 4 years ago
caut masturbating and pleading guilty to it gets you three years probation? i once saw a japanese porn in which a young lady rode a specialy modified bicycle IN PUBLIC nobody arrested her HAHAHAHA LOL LOL LOL no seriusly this is that funny
skywolf1969 4 years ago
The guy really should have just yelled that he was busy and that they should come back later, assuming the cleaning crew is telling the whole truth and didn't just burst in. But yeah, three years' probation for an act that hurt no one seems excessive to say the least,
Eyedunno 4 years ago
I think he was too drunk to react properly.
EvilZoe 4 years ago
That's a bit disterbing, I don't mean the act, but how he was found, and what happened in result.
People need right to things...even if it is to fucking bikes.
SeaHawkSpring 4 years ago 2
Glad to see that justice is hard at work saving inanimate objects from being raped.
mobiltec 4 years ago
They've got to stop pedalphilia in its tracks!
EvilZoe 4 years ago
"pedalphilia"
LOL ROTFLMAO!!!! Geeesh you are funny Zoe...
mobiltec 4 years ago 2
Man, this whole incident is just too, too funny. It would have been better if he had been discovered dead with thje seat or somnething crammed up his ass, of course, b ut this is still too fresly amusing.
NotSoOldHippy 4 years ago
Which is pretty much why I felt driven to post a video about it, a video that really isn't a video at all....lol
EvilZoe 4 years ago
I cant see how this was illegal if it was in his own room, with the door locked? He wasnt abussing the bike, and the women shouldnt just walk in, dont let yourself into peoples room if you dont want to see what they are doing. If this is true its absolutely crazy.
shrouded60606 4 years ago
I also saw this story. Incidentally, did most of the other incidents you highlighted also occur in Scotland Zoe? What's going on over there?
DardisMusic 4 years ago
Yes, the other incidents occurred in Galashiels and in Edinburgh.
It appears Scotland has some issues with kink.
It's fairly obvious they need to fix their privacy laws, though.
EvilZoe 4 years ago
Hey, I love my bicycle, also.
NotSoOldHippy 4 years ago 2
But do you 'love' your bicycle?
EvilZoe 4 years ago
"But do you 'love' your bicycle?"
Do you mean humping it until climax, or do you mean actual penetration? LOL!
Um, neither.
NotSoOldHippy 4 years ago
Then you'd be safe in a Scottish hostel...lol
EvilZoe 4 years ago
Gods that's insane--- three year's probation for an "offense" that isn't an offense, while in private. What the hell did he say he was guilty for?!
Desertphile 4 years ago
He admitted to a sexually aggravated breach of the peace.
I think what they're saying is, if he hadn't admitted it, they wouldn't have had to sentence him that way.
Why the police allowed it to get that far in the first place is beyond me. Here, I don't think it would, unless one lived in a place with an oddball law about sex with inanimate objects.
EvilZoe 4 years ago
Wow-poor guy!
What a wierd place Ayr must be. Can't even amuse yourself in private (wacking off with a bicycle for an aid is different, but not that bizarre) without breaking a law and getting put on a sex offenders list.
Those housekeepers' eyes would bug right out of their heads if they saw what some folks like to do for fun-lol. ; )
phenixwryter 4 years ago
lol hilarious, but wasn't the guy in the privacy of his own room?
*great song :)
IronButterflies 4 years ago
Yeah, but I guess since he finally admitted it in a court of law, the sheriff had no choice but to sentence him.
Ridiculous, no?
EvilZoe 4 years ago