AIRPORT SECURITY X-RAY vs Audience (LazyVlog 10-11-10)

[hchtrumpeter]

Was this whole little camera through the xray thing legal? If not then BWAHAHAHAHA *coughs, clear throat* *resume laughter* AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!

[Angelblade717]

OW! Toby that hurts-OW! agh! Audience is in hurt D:

[HurriShane00]

70310 people have gone through security without actually going through security :)

[Shockwawe1994]

haha the 0:09 the look he has its like how you doing gurl...thats how he picks up chicks ^^

[MinatoTheAsssassin]

0:57 Intro to Darkness then...more darkness?

[KforKosir]

Was that a keyboard?



[tpostgamer]

u looked like u had a bomb, n u were talking to it.. lmao

[Htrs10]

lmao!!

[GervaisFan]

Hahaha love how he's acting really strange and suspicious in an airport and not feeling nervous about it!

[supersaiyin1000]

toby help im stuck in a river!

[thefarheensauce]

lmfao. Smooth, Toby.

[beauxbeau]

I think the radiation gave me super powers, or maybe that's just the feeling I get after watching a toby-vlog...

[mistyquest]

Oh my goodness if I was in line behind you... well actually I would pass out if I was in line behind you. But if it was anyone ELSE! I would be soooo annoyed

[BeachEmm77]

Toby, you're so sketchy.

[nitzgonitin]

0:34 "Don't mind if I do" :D

[SuperJdawgful]

toby, i dont like planes :'(

[moneyman5931]

this is the only video of you that i did not like

[gregor9044]

Yes Toby, reallll inconspicuous.

[darkassassin81]

@ 1:01 What happened to the REDNESS?!?!?!?

[gr8one36]

0:57 TSA guy : "INTRO OF DARKNESS"!!!

[xKojinx]

Hehe, I couldn't stop giggling < 3

[Apex12Predator]

woah i have never been through that machine!!!

[mascheinberg]

NOOOO! THE ONE TIME I SNEEZED DURING A TOBUSCUS VIDEO!!!!

[loofnoo]

You are awesome. and classy.

[SirLagAlot109622]

that was real smooth man! the guy had no idea about the packages of coke u hid in us!!

[AxzenStarcraft]

OWWW!!! That HURT being flipped over in that bucket! And I was lonely not seeing your face!

[AdrianS1117]

omg i thought he was gonna break ur phone!!! lol hahaha

[spekie123]

why were we smuggled onto a plane ??

[lekii0h]

i would never survive acing all shady like that at the airport. but then again wear a headscarf ppl get scared if i even sneeze.

[darcycat2]

We almost got bucketed Toby! Be more careful next time!

[RatedMforMadi]

I'm surprised nobody said anything to him. What, with the constant shushing of The Audience. xD

[TheKidsSmosh1]

He just snuck more than 64,426 people on the plane Toby i am proud.

[icrissa]

Only you could do that..Toby you are EPIC

[deanoeldo]

It's hard to believe he was ever nervous about booping. This was a little quiet boop. But in his new videos where ever he is he's all like BOOOOOOP!

[rachelE3607]

Hahaha oh my goodness I laughed so hard at this video.

[hungrybella]

0:05 to 0:09 Toby looks like a creeper. (x

[pagieoochick]

Hahaha best lazy vlog!!

[SelKatarina]

Toby Sneaked 62,984 People On a 200 People Plane Weird

Other People Had To Sit On The Top!!

[AshleeLilyAnne]

I was like "Toby save us!!" when the guy put us and the tub under the desk thing lool!

[Onekatmandu]

Did airport security just assault The Audience?! That's precarious!

[CLH8075]

1st trip to New York! Woo!!

[tomificated]

FIRST INTRO OF DARKNES RED AND WHITENESS

[omgloveheartheart]

We were almost kidnapped.... No wait... Audiencenapped... Oh yes... But... That's bad.... What's that Stephen?! This was a year a go?! Oh. Thank you.

[NightAngel12314]

looks like david tennant

[stephaniemarie3]

@TobyTurner I SNEEZED AGAIN! WHEEEW!!! <3

#TobyRewind #OneYearAgoToday

iii lovvve yooou♥

[MegaGrahamT]

Thats exactly a year ago.

WHEEEEEEEEEW i mean wheeeeew

[shadowstrider43]

Toby-wha?What are you doing sneaking us through airport security, Toby?That's precarious!And so is dropping us on our face! XD I'm getting you a hairbrush for Christmas.

[888jchung]

THAT MAN TRIED TO KILL THE AUDIENCE. ;O

[XxDJLZxX]

" dont worry that happens all the time." "that doesnt happen." lawl

[JRafanan14]

I have no idea why I thought of Doctor Who just now...

[TreeTopFruit]

This is one of my ALL TIME favorite videos, because it seems like something I would totally do. Thank you so much, Mr. Turner. (Don't ask why I'm finally commenting after a year.)

[xxdidyouseethatxx]

I feel violated

[TheOliRawrr]

i'm surprised he didnt get tackled for acting so weird.. xD

[KilljoyPartyPenguin]

I'VE NEVER BEEN SO CLOSE TO TOBY BEFORE.

[IceLanced]

Most quiet lazy vlog ever.

[tinybfmvgirl]

I like when you take us places.

[x30xSabresFan]

no that guy did not just touch the audeince!!! TOBY KICK HIS A**!!

[rktettle]

I love how he continually shushes us...like we're gonna make noise! LOL! and then he called us a PHONE!

You should have said "*cough* the audience is in there.." HAHA!

[weirdone17]

@rktettle he records his vlogs with his iphone.... so we literally are a phone

[rktettle]

@weirdone17

Yeah...I...I.. know. It still hurts though that he would refer to us in such a unfamiliar manner. I don't call my friends "human". ;-)

[LinkSoulEnvy]

u almost let that man take us D:

[AnimeGoddess1000]

Ahhh he promised us a lazy vlog and here it is!! YAY!!! Haha is it wrong I find this entertaining?? :/

[iCEtHEbABY]

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[teffteddy]

"dont mind if i do" lmfao!

[SUPERCAV8]

weirdest lazyvlog in the history of lazy vlogs but amazingtly i found it quite enjoyable

[heidijoe77]

ouch my face...

[GingerGavin]

"No, it's okay, happens everyday" Hahahahaha!!

[Anomaisie]

"Uhh.. my phones in there" xD

[zanyizm]

lol imagine what that looks like on the CCTV

[dogsami316]

Whew! I'm so glad that you didn't let that guy take us away from you!

[xKkingofkingsSx]

"Dont worry it happends every day.... it dosent happen"

[MysticWolf41]

I like how he does the intro 15 seconds before it ends.

[shortrocker13]

dont mind if i do...

[PeaceVbLoveNicole]

Ahhh, I love your glasses <3

[lionsfromnantucket]

I laughed SO hard at :57!!!!HAHAHHAHAA I can just imagine how much Toby was holding in his "NO THAT'S MY AUDIENCE"

[goken5001]

oh man i got scared when that random guy picked me up!!!

[donalddummy]

I think this says alot about the "bad" security in the states.

[tinabeaner004]

Oh my god you are fricking adorable.

[66scarhead]

YOU WERE SO CUTE BACK THEN!!

[Matlew96]

I laughed so hard

[brianahluvsturtles1]

toby is hothothot in glasses :)

[topiczero]

lol there was a frarmville ad next to this video ha:D

[Darling1053]

Actually it was intro of orangeness then redness then whiteness ;o

[helenelizabeth666]

7 people got caught by security :)

[repawn98]

7 people got caught

[noobpowner4000]

Toby should go to canada

[Schmitznathan]

nice in lazy

[Calhoonigan93]

I just noticed, "Don't mind if I do.." at 0:33

[Calhoonigan93]

i was genuinely nervous as to what was going to happen

[SpazzyJenny1234]

Toby should definitely be the next Doctor Who. If he can establish a British accent (or if there is an American version), he should the Doctor. He's eccentric, funny, and smart.

[CommandantNOVA]

this was the first time he actually said Bless you immediately after I sneezed. EPIC WIN

[timikay]

It's funny, because he was not as enthused as he normally is.... I wonder why.... oh he does not want to embarrass himself in front of random people

[candacermc]

toby! how could u let us get squished like that!

[emogirl66669]

omg that was so unexpected i couldnt stop laughing!!!!!! X'D oh silly airport guy :')

[LivingintheShire]

nice bed head

[JayJayTheRocker1]

That was great when the guy flipped ur container with us in it! and u told him it happens everyday!

[StargateUnending]

0:57 - OUCH!!

[harrowbits]

lol that was cool

[ShaNeiscool991]

at 0:58 what happened, did he like throw the camera or what?

[DragonSpeedful]

@ShaNeiscool991 yeah, the guy thought that the bucket that holds your stuff that goes through the xray scanner was empty and tossed the bucket back onto the pile. The phone flipped over or another bucket covered it up...

[InfiniteTestings]

TOBUSCUS!

[Boss351Mustang]

Toby just sneaked 47,925 people onto a plane WOW

[URreadingmyaccname]

@Boss351Mustang and people thing its bad when you smuggle 10 people somewhere

[SgtIronbeak]

1:00

OH GOD UNEXPECTED INTRO OF DARKNESS

[AwesomeAnkit2198]

@SgtIronbeak NOW i expected it!

[lilmissy1011]

you totally dont look suspicious at all.......... >.<

[MrGUYERwildcats]

Don't know why but this was my favorite blog yet lol

[TheLivingCamera]

That was a loud BOOP! at the end. Probably got a few weird looks lol

[JohnWC134]

@0.57 i like how you can hear toby really faintly going "hey my phones in there!". he should have totally said "what are you doing? give me my audience back!!"

[Troyjrr]

@JohnWC134 aww now I'm sad he didn't say that ><

[NaoSsidy]

HAHAHA Shhhhh

[MrMoptop47]

Who else saw doctor who when he put on those glasses AWESOMENESS

[liamlovespie]

that would be a good end to the video if toby got tackled. OUTRO OF TACKLENESS THEN SCREAMINGNESS THEN CAVITY SEARCHNESS!!!!

[nachoeaghtinggamer]

Toby what did you hit me with @ 0:58

[Feedi112]

AAARGH now im radiated :OOOO

[ElisavanYaslana]

@Feedi112 Have some rad-x! XD

[Sapphirepearlz]

Toby, we were so afraid. Thank you for getting us out of there but please don't ever let us get into that situation again. Audience doesn't need any more run-ins with the law. ):

[fishwantbike]

X rays rant dangerous gamma alpha and beta rays can be depending on where the source of them is ok person in comment below???

[TechSmack]

ever wondered how the thin rubber curtains protect us from the DEADLY X-RAY RADIATION??

[aiiirdryy]

i feel violated.

[morbidcurt]

look at you sneaking us on a plane

[razzleNfrenz]

toby!. you dropped us

(: i still love you though

[SecretAgentCalico]

I love how while your walking and talking, there is a police/security lady walking beside you who is watching you talk to yourself like you are absolutely insane!! xDDD <3

[falloutman117]

(speaking in a baby voice) that is a mean security man

[Popthecornplease]

AHRRAHAHDGAGRHSF

THEY CAN SEE OUR PRIVACIES :(

[PKMNm3ster]

Oww

[RunningBETA]

THE AIRPORT SECURITY ALMOST KIDNAPPED US AUDIENCE.

[GamerGuyM]

Toby looks like an international assassin with that coat

[SherriBear78]

0:58 oww....

[thesquarerootof2]

Is this LAX?

[JezMussIchVerhungern]

why didnt you protect us from that rough airport man? or at least you could have vowed revenge or sth like that!

[MrFranzisko]

ouch my face...

[mybeautifulrescue21]

hahahahaha that was so cool! 

[J88Wolf]

That was FUN lets do it again!

[GreenforeverLeaf]

I hate that part of airport trips, like seriously =_= The US is paranoid and makes us internationalists get extra bag checks, sucks

[motherhorsefucker]

well at least we didnt get tsa raped

[todaywasfairytalish]

LMFAO.

we jusst got flipped the fuck over.

[tehditchdiver]

That was hilarious. ^_^

[ccrimsonfox]

Wow! I can't believe the TSA agent actually said an apology!

[cjlover466]

i watched this AGAIN cuz in ur newest vid for today u said it was a felony to do tht. :) no wonder u were so quiet

[MurphyMoose94]

@cjlover466 lol i did that too

[amandamany]

You should use your glasses always...looks so beautiful..

[ArchuletaObsessed]

@amandamany toby always looks beautiful:D

[amandamany]

@ArchuletaObsessed I agree!! He can use or not use everything he wants to! =D

But what matters the most are he's awesome vids!!!

[ArchuletaObsessed]

@amandamany agreed<3

[treehuggrrerr]

love the sounds effect u make there when u take ur jacket back and stuff. lol

[MrZombiekiller23]

AHHHHH HE THRE US IN THE CAN OF GARBAGE!! TOBY SAVE US

[darklegend74]

NO, GET YOUR HANDS OFFF US!!! TOBYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!­

[AngelofWar85]

what a queer

[WormPowered]

I just watched this again because he mentioned this one today in his snow tube vlog

[Dragonhify]

He could but personally I don't think he would suit it

[SabakuNoGaara52]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! that was awesome!

[kasooie]

Doesn´t Toby look like he could be the next doctor on Dr. Who?

[bobbobertson69]

@kasooie Dr FAGGOT HA

[jackassassain]

@kasooie He wouldn't need a script or anything either lol! He'd get to speak in paradox's and such.

[lexilou989]

he dropped us?????? he dropped the audience... :(... that kinda hurt... my feelings that is, it didnt actually hurt me cause im not there but still...

[Guitarguy8557]

Toby for President

[mojoroberts26]

Toby Rules!

[flyingape108]

u dont look supisis(fail Spelling)

[ThePogomojo88]

@flyingape108 i couldnt stop laughing when i saw this comment lmao hahahahaha idk why

[flyingape108]

u dont look supisis

[Cephalonful]

As several wise YouTubers have said before me: that jacket, and the glasses, are hothothothothothothothot. Please include these elements in your videos more often.

[pinkvested]

Good job Toby, next you should put us in a zip lock bag and take us down a water slide..

That sounds sarcastic but I'm serious.

[irkin75]

what can i say gentlemen... all the great comedy people on an american television should make a place for this nice dressed man!!! don't sell yourself cheap Toby - audience waits.

too bad i'm not an american (live in austria) - would be vote him for a governor of california ))) that would be fun..

[silentkilleramongyou]

boop :3

[tarzannie04]

Epic WIN!

[ThEcReAsEy]

@TobyTurner Where did you get that jacket from?!?!!! <3

[kurad112]

u look so diffrent whit glasses no offence

[midnafreak]

I want your coat * 3 *

[clerjk907]

LOl technically that was illegal because its illegal to film anywhere near an airport security check point .BUT WHO CARES! LOL