Cool Story Bro

[gmidropout1]

You have the same problem the rest of my family has. I have the opposite: I have sensitive teeth(I didn't brush for a whole year), so I don't brush hard enough. Your gums are easy to fix, mine arent. And, flossing isn't very important in your case, because of the condition of your gums. Ease off, and you'll be fine. I, as I said, didn't brush for a whole year, and only recently went into the dentist after not going for 5 years. I have yet to get a single cavity.

[97alannafox]

thanks mom(;

[kljmac93]

Ugh we've been really broke and I haven't been to the dentist in a year or so. I've been brushing my teeth but I NEVER floss... I have 10 cavities... FLOSS FLOSS FLOSS... I have cavities in between my teeth and I'm horrified not to mention this will cost thousands, no dental insurance! Yikes. FLOSS.

[xxNeonMusicFreakxx]

when you said "suffering from major decay" you sounded like The Joker lol <3

[TheTorch2424]

U r retarddddddd. DEEERRRRRRPP

[Kasyisawesome123]

Epic saga, Luke. Please commence in retelling it!

[hajiandsaiaforever]

haha i brush and floss :D i had cavities in-between my teeth too when i didn't floss. my teeth are so much whiter now. x3

[MemphisMayFire22]

i only ever brush my teeth and i dont have that problem that you have o.e i dont have cavities apparently according to dentists i have really healthy teeth just the spacing and overlapping is fucked up.

[happypuppy32]

it has lot to do with genetics and the amount of acids and sweets in your diet, not so much how much you brush and floss

[Only4uBabyxo]

dayum ur sexy :p

[DavinaFaerie]

Greg, please don't get your wisdom teeth out unless it's absolutely necessary.

I did a video on this & will post it as a video response so you can see why.

Question everything, always. The professionals aren't always right.

[Luckystar311]

Sorry to hear that Greg, I know how much it sucks to have to pay so much money for them just to end up putting you in discomfort. Hope all goes well.

[MCRxFANx2011]

i love how random this is! :D :D you are aweosme! :D

[hankim0624]

I thought he was gonna talk about the overused saying "cool story bro" :(

[Myrrdin3]

Sooo. Cool story bro. Also, I'm in a similar situation that you're in and I've done some research to try and figure out what the major problem was.

1) I made a habit of brushing my teeth very diligently every night and morning, and was STILL getting cavities.

2) I started flossing more and brushing less (like once a day) and have had "good" checkups for the last couple of times

[Myrrdin3]

@Myrrdin3 3) Your teeth health is almost ENTIRELY based on your genetics it seems. My Dad is absolutely fastidious about teeth cleaning and has had over twenty surgeries on his teeth. My Grandfather has NEVER brushed his teeth, smokes over two packs/day ONLY flosses and has NEVER had a cavity.



[Myrrdin3]

@Myrrdin3 4) Don't you think it's interesting that with all other medical advances they haven't figured out how to re-instate your enamel....hmmm, you would think they like getting those fat 3,000 checks from all the unfortunate people that can't afford Dental insurance.

[streber312]

IT'S MICHAEL!!!!!!!

[Naibo21]

Cool story bro.

[TheFrag1le]

apparently tooth shape plays in and some shapes are more prone to tooth decay/unhealthiness no matter how well you take care of them. random fact

[PostmanPatsFather]

I don't floss, and I've been told my teeth are perfectly healthy.

[FreeThinkerTVdotcom]

lol @ you not having money to spend. I got the joke!

[ahyhijooooo]

FUCK YOU

[tokiopoliceclub]

lol "tartar sauce?" distracted 

[wolfforce58205]

Floss before you go to bed every night, maybe before you brush your teeth (if you're the type who brushes before bed)...your dentist will be so proud! lol Gum disease runs in my family, so I'm always paranoid about it. Not to mention the only time I got a cavity was from not flossing...good advice!

[MissStrawberrypie95]

.......cool story bro

[adventuretimeangel13]

I always brush, floss, use mouthwash, and wear my retainer. I always HAVE to. My teeth are my life. O.o

[StalkerillEatYou]

I'm not gonna start flossing because my dentist told me to. I'm going to because Greg told me to. <3

[xoLivBoo]

@StalkerillEatYou ♥♥♥♥

[HomosexualOrangutan]

tartar sauce.

[TheLidalgo]

Wow, he's so high -.-

[tridentmay]

...

[skiftendecolors]

Bu-But your teeth look so GOOD!! How is this possible?!?!?

[Sshleeeeeeee]

Are you high? :')

[JohnJohnsonTV]

Cool Story Bro

-sorry i couldn't resist...good video pressing the like button :)

[kissesformybitches19]

you look high

just sayain :)

[HaveNoFearTomIsHere]

bullshit on 8grand fees

[EmperorDLY]

I just eat a lot of citrus fruit I never have to worry about that plus I hardly brush my teeth and yet I never have cavities

[iLoveYouhxoxo143]

@EmperorDLY whhy dont your brush o.o kinda gross

[EmperorDLY]

@iLoveYouhxoxo143 My gums always bleed when I do

[iLoveYouhxoxo143]

@EmperorDLY that succcks. does your breath stink?

[EmperorDLY]

@iLoveYouhxoxo143 Doubt it

[EmosSayMelancholy]

AGGRESSIVE ORAL HYGIENE!

I have 10k worth of dental.

I got my wisdom teeth at age 12. I slipped in the tub, and smashed my front teeth on the bar, so my gums bleed, my teeth grew in the wrong spots, and I sadly had to get my upper jaw moved...

[deepsunflower]

your vidoe are never boing this vid has helpful tips : )

[MissxKrystalxLee]

your breath smells because you have plaque on your tongue so brush and floss your tongue can help lol

[miekka968]

If you think flossing tales ages normally, try doing it with braces. Twice a day.

[adamFIVE88]

same thing happened to me :( i brush alot, didnt floss much, not i have cavities, need root canels :( it sucks im floosing everyday now, and have to use special tooth paste :( but im canadian so my dental is covered... lol so thats a bonus EH?! LMAO :P

[TheTotox666]

Are you high, drunk, or just a crazy insomniac? You look INSANE.

[immalaptopgangster]

@TheTotox666 why cant we have both?

[itsjustlizzieee]

But it takes so long I hate it! Meeh!

[lovablejuju]

@itsjustlizzieee

I know. I always get lazy about that stuff.

[fairwfriend]

Seriously, floss.

[shelbzpau17]

unless they're bothering u u actually dont need ur wisdom teeth pulled. i read on webmd its the 2nd most unneeded surgery in the USA.

[BadCopany1]

cool story bro, tell it agian

[gvaughan83]

you high bro...?



[gvaughan83]

@gvaughan83 my wisdom teeth are coming out too... it sucks.

[xcarolinax14]

asdfjkl;

[antwansonutube]

Good job, Greg! You just wasted money on more shit you don't need.

[thevoice961]

and thts rly stupid but have fun with the gold tooth and thts sux tht u have to pay alll tht money :(

[thevoice961]

u look like u jst woke up aww :(

[unholychunk]

wow its like 4 or 5 grand to get wisdom teeth pulled out in the states? that sucks

[TLittle9]

My dentist told me that even if it had to come down to one or the other, like your life depends on it, flossing is the better chore to do.. Thanks for sharing Greg :)

[HisManifest]

114 people have gingivitis. 

[SavanahDawson]

u did a few Joker faces there :P

[jovigirl9]

I feel your pain, already had a root canal at age 17 due to braces and genetically soft teeth and almost needed to tooth extracted and an implant put in because someone told me it was destroyed beyond repair..

[Pruttomaten]

cool story bro

[Ahv0]

I have receding gums and flossing problems. Esentially the same as yours but without the 3k bill... xD Oh man, the first couple of weeks of flossing twice a day is painful. Especially if you only used to floss a couple of times a week.

[MyLastMarshmallow]

O.O ... *flosses* GREGREGREG You NEED to post a video of yourself right after you get your teeth pulled. I think I would love you forever if you did. :'D

[AshleyBrightEyes]

Strangely, on the other side of the spectrum - I floss and brush too much (not too hard, just a lot) and my dentist is telling me to not do it as much. XD

[sesshii]

Nice tips.

[200odd300]

And once more I hear about flossing, *sigh* I guess I'm going to start flossing then :/

[risa190]

._..... Oh okay~i think.. ill do that now o_o

Thanks Greg :3

[elizabethftw]

I had the same problem. Flossing more will help with the bleeding and try using a softer toothbrush.

[Iiquor]

i can't sleep without flossing, it's like an obsessive habit

[SamiHikari]

This video frightens me horribly, I am SCARED of dentists.

[trueromancefurimmer]

...now, because of you, i shall floss!!! *marches to Wallgreens*

[RicniLotra]

........... no duh you fucking idiot.

[Wellnow123123]

Yeah u sound drunk/stoned...definitly one of the two don't try to deny it greg...cuz u sound out of ur head

[DawnEsq]

love that there's graphic tooth removal as a related.

[Pandachubedoo]

Yay for brushing my teeth three times a day! :D

[DoctorWaffle1997]

GO FREE DENTAL HEALTH

[EpicxVoltage]

i got told by my dentist that if your gums are bleeding it meens you are brushing them well

[UnseriouseMonster]

i brush light and longer then hard and shorter xD and floss... and all that... my teeth is my anxiety-provoking thing, if i dont fix my teeth i feel bad... bad memories from the childhood, my parents teeth are dark because they fixed their holes in the teeht at the dentist, and their teeth went darker because of the thing they used....

i thought mine was going to be like that if i didnt brush... later in life i was told it was a lie... but the habbit is still there because of that :P

luv ya<3

[girlovescuppycake]

You have beautiful teeth..

[frogdude142]

"I want to do it"-Onision 2012

[sunsunsusie]

I didn't brush my teeth for month- I only flossed. Went to dentist and they said my teeth were cleaner than they had ever been. True story. Throw away your toothbrushes and bring on the floss

[MsSnakeskin]

I swear hes baked

[silverafists]

Your teeth will be knocked out lolol

[peterpanfan010]

thank you, mom.

[DanyXStardust]

But what if a person simply can't floss?? :[ For me the floss simply doesn't fit in the spaces between my teeth since I had a retainer and my teeth simply got pushed together as close as possible... I already have like 5 teeth removed due to lack of space X_x

[LaurrKris]

friggin despise flosh.

[defence67]

you sound drunk.

[PenguinsRule990]

I bet the dentists dont even floss

[xSlave2theDJ]

how ghetto

[BlairBxtch53]

Also, don't forget to use mouthwash!

[BlackroseDN]

Eesh. I brushed hard enough to make my gums bleed...

[kyonslittlesister]

"your gums look sensitive, let me stab them with this prison shank!"

[killsarawr]

That is true! About gums bleeding because you need to floss! My gums were so bad but once I started to floss a bit it helped. I had my wisdom teeth removed as well. It hurts but kinda trippy because of the drugs. :P

[TheSquipp]

I have braces so its hard to floss, but when i get my braces off imma floss every day XD

[L3st3rv28]

who actually flosses?

[purplecutii]

"Its about Teef."

[peoplecallmeagoth]

So glad I live in Canada, where all my tooth stuff is cheap.

Even though the dentist loves my teeth, so I don't have problems with dental bills. :3

FLOSS, BRUSH AND MOUTHWASH.

And most people don't think about brushing your tongue... But that's where your bad breath comes from.

[EnterSomethingUseful]

I told my sister brushing will take her a quarter of the way to healthy teeth. No one listens to the smart child. -__-

[XtraWideMargin]

or you could just ease up on the brushing, rinse your mouth with and antibiotic solution to kill the germs in those "cavities" and remineralize your teeth! Save yourself a few grand and some pain (and apparently a tooth) in the process ;D

Unless that one tooth is just like totally rotted away and gone, then you pretty much can't save it.

[OhYeahOhYeahNo]

I have receding gums too but I have no idea why xD

[peoplecallmeagoth]

@OhYeahOhYeahNo Receding gums is usually a sign of gingivitis.

[RufioDallas]

Teef or teeth? XD jk, pulling your leg bro xD

[kfillier7779]

lol omg i just got up an i always forget to brush my teeth in the morning so thanks Onision for reminding me ;)

[saligari666]

aaawwwwwwwwww the 80.000 a year onision will have a 3.000 $ dental bill aaaaaaaaawwwww am so sad

[Naxxrams]

please dont bann me or something but I'm getting the feeling your a bit "drunk" :S I might be wrong. Btw, I'm flosing like hell nowdays sooooo, make it a regulare base

[jodopeg]

Simple solution,,first: take a 500 mg Vitamin C every day and then don't eat after 5 pm,,,or 4 hours before you go to bed.

End your day with a glass of red wine to wash down a clove of raw garlic chewed thoroughly before bed time. The wine and garlic react to form a super natural antiseptic in your body.

your teeth won't be under bacterial assault ,and your sinuses and lungs will be clear while you sleep,,,you'll be much less likely to catch a cold or flu too.,,,Glenn

[CAP975]

@jodopeg that actually works?

[jodopeg]

@CAP975 ,,yup,,,,just know that if you sleep with some one she'll be complaining that you smell like an antipasto....LOL,,but it is an ancient practice proven to keep you healthy.

[CAP975]

@jodopeg Awesome

[sezzyberr]

did you say teef??

[VanFIuffy]

One of the many reasons I'm affraid to move to the US is your medical costs... 3k for a dentist?! You'd better floss

[ZOMGpiggy]

@GothicNerd469 me too I was like. O. M. G.

[Triviumgirl27]

Dude.....I just realized you hardcore look like Jim Morrison from the doors O_O

[andyandcarl]

Cool story bro.

[GothicNerd469]

When you said "Teeth" I thought you meant the movie... I was like.. "Uhhh... O.o"

[TheNateIsGame]

So that's why you put all these obnoxious filters on your videos. "Cause you have nasty ass teeth. Open wide and take a big helping of your own advice BRO

[721twillis]

I was a dental lab technician. Dentists will lie to you to get money. They have told me so much BS and even purposely screw up to force you to continue to get work done. I'm just saying, I would get a second opinion about getting all that stuff that dentist told you to get done. Just a tip from someone who has seen the other side of dentistry. Not ALL dentists are bad, but when they make drastic decisions like that, I would get a second opinion :)

[Inkxy]

Already had all of that done to me. By the way tartar sauce is for fish. Gross. o:

[Happymeeeeeecheese]

This happened to me but I'm still young so I have 3 fillings and if i don't floss now ill end up like you

[ForMcCormick]

And after watching this I went and flossed. Huzzah!

[mekissingyou]

You guys have to pay for the dentist? :O we get it free in the uk

[mekissingyou]

@mekissingyou and us brits are the ones with the bad teef :P

[threeofwands]

@mekissingyou

As they do in Canada. Those of us in the USA are laboring under a bad paradigm which, since the wealthy own some major weaponry, may very well afflict other parts of the world very soon.

[ItsGrantCasual]

maybe thats why my breath still stinks after taking a shower and brusing my teeth...i brush hardly with a soft bristle but i have braces..greg, i'll try flossing more :p

[Synicade]

After a while, I've gotten bored of your videos :\ I know these aren't for entertainment (OBVIOUSLY) but they've become awkward to watch. I used to think you were very open-minded, but you are as close minded towards other people as they are to you, the only difference is is that you mask it with (not-to-funny) humor. I'll stay subscribed and hope you'll stop arrogantly joking about people who disagree with you so much, it's not the disagreeing I don't like, it's the awkward humor.

[BrainBlast]

how often do you go to your dentist?

[HollyWoodDivine]

So, that cost SUCKS!!!! But if you're someone like me who LOVES to have something in their mouth (no perv) like gum, candy, straws, pens, etc., those 5 hours of work you need would certainly prove to be a GOOD time XD

[DennisAndNiallMusic]

wait, what, you just said teef

[Napalm66]

Wow...elementary school children used to learn and know they need to floss. You kids these days are fucking retarded...Just Damn. Also kiddies, when you make a decent income get insurance so you don't end up with a few thousand dollars in dentistry bills. This is basic life 101.

[grawrisher]

i need 4 fillings....because i didnt brush well enough when i had braces, so i now have "gumline decalcification"

[PinkVomit1998]

just got three fillings....i like chocolate

[brindabellaoffroad]

vegetarians...

[lilyandalyssatv]

i cant floss. i have braces

[NatalieIsaRainbow]

I never floss and my gums bleed also

[KaitlindClementTV]

I don't floss much, only sometimes and this video wasn't boring. It's good you made it :)

[deathrattle216]

They're trying to get money out of you. Obviously fucking dentists who are paid to find problems with your teeth are going to embellish.

[threeofwands]

You need to take the following advice very seriously.

Aside from auto mechanics, there are no more possibly dishonest tech practitioners than dentists. Particularly if you are visiting a group dental business (Castle dental, etc.) then you are dealing with people who have failed at private practice and are being scripted into what to tell you. If you want quality dental care you will have to shop around private dental practices until you find someone with a proven track record you can trust.

[threeofwands]

@threeofwands

Finding a talented, honest dentist is a difficult thing that takes a lot of time. And once you find one you will probably be their patient for life.

[jennyteenyful]

I don't floss I suck

[Jchar1027]

I am in the same boat.. I need a root canal and I have no insurance it will have to wait I have flossing I do maybe once a week,, I brush 2 or 3 times a day

[volleyball4lifeyy]

Cool Story Bro

[angelickitten07]

@OnisionSpeaks I was in the same boat, not as bad though. Didn't understand how flossing would make it any better, since they bled each time i flossed. But the more you floss, the less bleeding there is. As long as it's regular, not necessarily everyday you'll notice a difference! Hope everything goes okay, surgery and money wise!

[im04aMONSTER]

perfect mess of the day for all the lil ones

[amandarocks789]

lmaooo <3 u

[shmoe185]

A couple months ago, my dentist told me that I'm the kind of person who's more prone to decay than cavities. I brush and use mouth wash, but I hate to floss because it makes my gums bleed because I don't do it often. I know it's important, but it just seems so tedious to me. When I do floss, though, I use the soft picks instead of actual floss because I hate sticking my fingers in my mouth

Well, that's my cool story...

[HailandVic]

I don't floss...

[sassyariyanaebony]

Cool Story Bra! even tho i have no idea what you was talking about lol!

[xMeAndMyBlackParadex]

"floss and brush" ...yes father. lmao.

[fbffs10866]

TARTER SAUCE XDD

someone is watching too much spnogbob xDDDDD

love ya greg <333

[xMeAndMyBlackParadex]

@fbffs10866 no patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

[TylerLive1461]

i could have sworn you said "teef" instead of "teeth".. oh well.. lol

[ElectronicLakeDog]

Wisdom teeth suck. Especially when your stomach starts trying to kill you because it doesnt like the pain killers. -.-

[MsHeartDrive]

tarter sauce

[InfiniteWhizBang]

Here's another tip for Greg: Wipe your ass after you poop.

[fruitburstroxy]

I love how the ad next to this video is about "porcelain veneers" for your teeth o_o

Anyways, you're perf and so are your teeth.

I floss and my gums bleed. ._.

So fuck that!

[Nikita666137]

o.O

really?

damn greg, from what i can see your teeth look great....then again i'm not a dentist. >.>

pssshaw....

[MattRomeroMusic]

....the FUCK?! WHAT ARE YOU? 12?

[gh777gh]

That's a lot of money....

[AshesLovesMusic]

When I floss my gums bleed. >.>

[sexilexi69]

I had my wisdom teeth out when I was 15. I have a small mouth, which means all my teeth don't fit. AKA had teeth pulled out growing up. But my wisdom teeth became impacted so out they came, But not before doing some damage to my back molers. (Stupid teeth tried to grow around the wisdom) Ohwell the healing isn't so bad as long as you follow care instructions properly! Good luck =]

[JessieSnookems]

@sexilexi69 Same here... I have to get mine out soon but I'm way too scared of dentists and surgery ergh.

[midas41]

My dentist has a sign in his office saying "Which teeth should you floss? - Only the ones you want to keep."

[xxxWolFangxxx]

that sucks man....