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  • Are you sure you wanna proceed?

  • "Hypothetically - and i'm not saying this is what the level entails, but HYPOTHETICALLY, if the whole level was about kicking homeless children really hard in their sleep, would you still play it?

    if you even debated saying no to that question, don't even think about it. Just press no wh.

    Yes"

  • Whoa, if read the text, then look at the clouds it all turn blue...

  • Makarov: Remember, no Russian. No mission either. :)

  • There should of put a math sum there if you get it right you get to play, no hardcore cod fans will get it

  • Holy shit this is annoying.

  • 2.00 no my child video

  • Video game level about kicking homeless kids in their sleep lol XD

  • "You know that scene in Irreversible-" I think I know what he's talking about, most fucking sick scene ever.

  • This reminds me of some old Tom and Jerry game for N64 (terrible game), but when you tried to quit the game it would give you multiple screens asking if you were really sure you wanted to quit XD

  • @MrHaseo14 i played tom & jerry on gameboy colour lol wasent too bad a play at the time :D

  • LOOOOOOOL

  • I'M GONNA LOSE MY JOB!!! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!

    * clicks "yes" *

    xD

  • I love how after the "concept art" one, hejust starts to trail off...

  • Oooo! airport massacre like solitaire! sign me up!

  • How offended were you by that?

    Yes

  • get on my level

  • You know that scene in Irreversible when....

    I would hit no since I've never watched the movie. :D

  • Lmao XD

  • No Russian

  • Penal-ize

    D:

    ROFL I put to many comments, and my text image was "Whorerape"

  • when they say penalize, sounds like they are going to rape you.

  • 0:12, sounded like he referred to penis.

    

  • Columbia IS in North America. Colombia isn't.

  • Can I haz cake instead of level?

  • Howmany "The level is a LIE" jokes do you think there are now.

  • turns out that was the level

  • Oh, comeon xD

  • Ахахахахахаха

  • ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? "Yes" Oh come on!

  • Remember, no rus........no advertences please!

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  • Don't you hate it when you get lucky on one of those ads with the 5 sec. timer. BUT it gets hung up at 1 sec.!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Seems legit......

  • MW3 in a nutshell

  • Are you only hitting "yes" because that's the default option? NO

  • OH C'MON!

    I lol'd at that part :))

  • This is going to fuck. You. Up. Mentally. hahahaha

    

  • Lol

  • this is so real lol

  • Achivement: DickHead

  • XDDD

  • Lol. "Pen-alizing"

  • @MXRIDER997 What?

  • @iDrumForFunSH Lol oops. * "Penal-Izing"

  • fuck thst thing in middle scated me

  • OMG fucking funny as hell

  • Ending was fuckin hilarious

  • Its spelled ColOmbia, not Columbia like the university.

  • This makes that airport massacre look like solitaire lol I don't think he's talking about the Davis family vacation the worst thing in mw series was when soap died they should've made a button that say: the following mission contains extreme drama would u like an alternate ending? Then u see soap injured and then getting better in a hospital but unable to fight the rest of the missions

  • PEENILAZED...Kool

  • ITS ABSOLOUTELY OFFENSIVE

    AND

    YOU WILL BE PENALIZED

  • You should get a trophy for getting through that whole thing.

  • I was cracking up near the end

  • "Are you just hitting yes because its the defalut option?"

    *scrolls down clicks no*

    lol love that part

  • the're talking about Davis Family Vacation. That shit messed me up.

  • they spelled Colombia wrong

  • Lol :D

  • Yes

  • this should be the real warning

  • The voice sounds like Clarence from penumbra: black plague.

  • I just got done got watching Eugene Armstrong getting beheaded and the Nazi beheading, This made me feel better :)

  • Guys the level it's parodying is "No Russian"

  • They should of put this on the mw3 viewer discretion thing. Hilarious

  • ... :o

  • I want to see that mission. Anyone else? lol

  • @spacepolic29 its called no russian go play mw2 right now

  • @Ecdub984 *facepalm*

  • @Ecdub984 this warning says "It makes that airport massacre seem like solitare" so it's not no russian

  • @spacepolic29 You are an undercover special op working with this mass murderer for whatever dumb reason. You march into an airport with a few other guys and you all use machine guns to kill a ton of innocent people. At the end your leader kills you and you get framed for the whole thing.

  • @xygomorphic44 BUT THIS ISN'T NO RUSSIAN 1:23 he's talking about no russian

  • @spacepolic29 yes

  • @spacepolic29 there is no level

  • @RedFlame19 Its the mission for "No Russian"

  • @spacepolic29 In mw2 it is no russian.

  • @jopi21198 he says it makes the airport massacre look like solitare, so its not no russian

  • The ad under the video for this was for abortion providers.

    Lolwut.

  • What mission is this parodying?

  • @Deathbuddy9 no russian the one where you have to earn makarovs trust and kill all the civilians

  • @zachjr1000 Wait, so at 1:23 , what is the airport level? The no russian level is the only level that features an airport that i've seen, and that's not offensive to me, and the last time i played that level, i was 11. I find the level more ironic since Makarov is russian.

  • @Deathbuddy9 well the creators thought it would be offensive to russians since all your doing is killing innocentrussians so the thought it would be offensive so its making fun of no russian it even says in the game it asks you at start

  • @Deathbuddy9 You're commiting a war crime... Some people find that offensive (and when they say "no russian" they mean don't speak russian so that they look like americans).

  • @TheClaybones I said to ME. I didn't know why it was called no russian though, thanks. Also, The no russian level is the only one i saw with an airport, and the warning is for no russian, so does that mean that there are 2 levels that feature airports? if so, what is the second one?

  • Fake Baby....

  • are you happy now?! *click* aahh come on!!!

  • but.... i want to see the lvl!

  • @gamingmonster98 THERE IS NO LEVEL!

  • @scootermania12 i know, but they make it sound so nasty tht i actually want to see it!

  • @qwerty112996 we spell diffirently then you do

  • i wanted to see the level

  • ROFLMAO XD

  • Are we gonna have to do this on mw3?

  • @BOBup24der Probably not.

  • Are we gonna have to dis this on mw

  • 1:50 killed me ,he was smart enough to click noXD

  • i enjoyed shooting civilians. It was a nice change from shooting people with guns. Easier too.

  • The first time I played "No Russian", I didn't kill any civilian, actually.

  • Didn't find the level that disturbing cuz u don't HAVE to kill the civilians but u had to watch them die and can't do shit about it and fight the Russians police and then get shot at the end because the terrorist fount out u were with the CIA the whole time

  • Come on, can any American spell ColOmbia right? It's not that fucking hard. It's like me spelling America as Amarica.

  • STOP CRYIN *smack**smack twice*

  • what was the actual level about?

  • @pickmyatoe playing as a russian terrorist mowing civilians down in the airport. theres deffo worse stuff in games, but you know. americans, F-YEH

  • @no1337gamer i forgot what level it was. that one was the best! i havent played that game in so long

  • Damn, he really wanted to play that level.

  • I can look at the concept art and not scratch my eyes out, then again I am American

  • 2:07 its game over man!!! its game over!!!!!

  • Is it wrong when I pressed yes when he said the level was kicking homeless children in their sleep?

  • are you hapy now? *long pause* hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes

  • @TenshiKira1 )happy

  • This Is also at the start of Modern warfare 3

    For the Whole CAMPAIGN

  • If this was part of the game i would break the disc

  • 0:11 - Who says "pee-nuh-lyzed" any more? It's "pen-uh-lyzed" ._.

  • @EvDowgE14 shut the hell up

  • @iDjGio Right back at ya! :3

    

  • i gonna lose my job!!!! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW ?!

    yes

    XDDD

  • Hypotheticaly- im not saying this is what the levl entails but HYPOTHETICALY, if the whole level was about kicking homeless children realy hard in their sleep, would you still play it?  Of course I would:D

  • i wanna play it...

  • thumbs up if u actually watched that whole video

  • IM GONNA LOSE MY JOB R U HAPPY NOW!!

    ....

    Yes.

  • The level must show helpless abandoned kitties with tape worms and really skinny ps trash cat is not amused

  • Would you like to not play the level?

  • This is going to F*ck. you. up.

  • @TheAgent7777 mentally.

  • am i going to hell because i laughed at the woman hitting a baby on the couch?

  • @itsinthebag212 yes and so am i :[

  • I'm glad IW did not make GTA, I don't want a warning for every mission :P

  • @altset98 WARNING: You are about to take Roman, bowling, to a strip club and for drinks. The following activities may be disturbing or offensive.

  • @altset98

    "...and in this next mission, you need to dress up as a gimp and kill a guy! And then have sex with a woman! Are you sure you want to play the mission?"

  • @altset98

    There would be a warning for opening the pause menu.

  • Makes the airport massacre level look like solitare

  • 1:58

    Was that Casey Anthony?

  • @D1vid3By0 yes, yes it is

  • NARWHALS, NARWHALS, SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN. CAUSIN' A COMMOTION, COS THEY ARE SO AWESOME. NARWHALS, NARWHALS, SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN. PRETTY BIG AND PRETTY WHITE. THEY BEAT A POLAR BEAR IN A FIGHT. LIKE AN UNDERWATER UNICORN, THEY'VE GOT A KICK-ASS FACIAL HORN. THEY ARE THE JEDI OF THE SEA.

    They stop Cthulhu eating ye!

    NARWHALS, THEY ARE NARWHALS. NARWHALS!

    Just don't let 'em touch your balls!

    NARWHALS, THEY ARE NARWHALS! NARHALS, IVENTORS OF THE SHISH KEBAB!

  • @jackleincognito Seriously? Spamming this and getting top comment twice wasn't enough?

  • @salshasam what do you mean twice? and how am i spamming?

  • @jackleincognito On about...oh lets see... Fifty other College Humor videos and all I see is this dumbass comment on the top rated list

  • Curious, wat levels did mw2 ask if u wanted to skip I know "No Russian" was o nm e of th we m but was there another one

  • @McNMcStudios Thats the only one :P

  • they should do this in MW3

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHA OH MYFUCKIN GOD LOL

  • HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?

  • (╯°□°)╯︵ see hes tipping a table

  • Only pussies thought the level "No Russian" to be offensive. I hate people who bitch about video game violence.

  • @Eldytho Only pussies would play video games to experience violence.

  • @HO1ySh33t That's funny, considering I don't play video games to experience violence. Assumptive dick.

  • @Eldytho It's funny, I never mentioned that you're a pussy. Or were you assuming that I was assuming that you're a pussy?

  • @HO1ySh33t No, that was the obvious implication you were making.

  • @Eldytho No, I simply made an observation. Your insecurity did the rest of the work.

  • @HO1ySh33t It was clearly more than an observation. That was the motivation for making the observation.

  • If he is trying to say "will you just hit-" and the player keeps hitting yes, doesn't that mean he's agreeing to hit no?

  • FUck you, did u guys really mis spell ColOmbia?!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @AddictionCraving Para nada, estoy seguro de que se refieren al estado de Columbia [/sarcasmo]

  • IM GONNA LOSE MY JOB ARE YOU HAPPY!? Yes

  • this reminds me of the red button

  • @destroya9008

    I know, right?

  • this was all pre-recorded?

  • ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!!! Yes. :)>)>) Luaghed so hard at that point.

  • Man, all that build up for nothing. I was *so* looking forward to that level, too.

  • I LOLed at the reverse psychology part

  • and well peeeenalize u

  • @davidsong852 no its not he said that was the level before this one

  • why dident i get this warning and what level was it any way notrhing is disturbing

  • I don't even remember the basic warning when i played MW2. Is it just the American version?

  • Ugh.. stop debating if it's disturbing or not. Who cares if it's racist, that's what you get when you're on youtube!

    Damn Russians... xP

  • Activision? run out of money? HA!

  • i love that theres a Call Of Duty MW3 pre-order Gamesto9p ad on the video (i already pre-ordered the hardened edition and the prestige edition, FUCK BF3)

  • Absolutely lovely HILLARIOUS! I almost died laughing...

  • i wasnt at all offended or disturbed by this level - im 13

  • @smurfkidharley who cares

  • aahahahaahaahhaha'

    

  • Seriously, I will NEVER EVER BUY A FIAT ONLINE AS LONG AS I LIVE!!! Shoving it in my face EVERY SINGLE TIME I try and watch a video and NOT making it skippable will make me hate you more!!!

  • The level is a LIE!!!

  • Jewish zombies!

  • @Shockgrasp Wrong video...

  • Was there really a level like this?

  • @disturbedhalo117 the mission was called No Russian, and it was really not that bad, it was just that there were Gunmen in an Airport.

  • @gambit7775 thanks

  • I never really got the whole "disturbing content" thing, I mean, I pressed yes and never saw any crazy shit... heck, you can even play Nazi zombies even when pressing no, what about Communist zombies?

  • @ISCAREYOU13 it's ironic how people still thumbed up your comment being unrelated to this video

  • STOP CRYING!

  • IM GONNA LOSE MY JOB, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!

    *yes*

    AHHH COMON!*