Kim Jong Il Announces Plan To Bring Moon To North Korea

[avsrule247]

are the koreans retarded this is never going to work???

[lastxp415]

@avsrule247 lol are u retarded? this is the onion

[shadowplay1991]

Haha "public response to the plan has been uniform" lol

[OddOpinion]

I dont think it would work doe

[monkeynut000]

1: the moons gravity would kill everyone and the moon would probably blow up half the earth.

2: Kim Jong Il is dead :(

[deidara2512]

@monkeynut000 No one can bring the moon to us even NASA

now if you still think that this vid is real then fine....

[ampthilluk]

@monkeynut000 how would the moons gravity kill everyone? lol

[katsumorymoto]

i haven't seen ONE SINGLE COMMENT of a person who thinks that this video is real, but according to some people, "OMG EVERYONE THINKS ITS REAL WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOTS OMFG!"

fuckin bastards

[ReBirthLunatic]

@katsumorymoto lol, earlier on the first couple of episodes some people thought it was real. still more real than FOX apparently.

[wookiedestroyer101]

@katsumorymoto OMG EVERYONE THINKS ITS REAL WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOTS OMFG!

[Blackpanfa]

@katsumorymoto

I think the people that wrote those thought it was real and then realised that it wasn't, so they put that to make themselves feel less idiotic.

[93224956]

lol koreans r so retarded

[DGMSNightmanboy]

@93224956 Haaa. Same as chine japan america's and everywhere else except Pakistan.

[tomatoseed1]

I thought all American comedy had turned to shit. . . . .untill i stumbled on this channel today.

[RaistlinMajere333]

@mrdevilmaydie That is an extreme generalization. There are Americans who are more intelligent than Koreans, Japanese, Chinese and Russians, and there are Koreans, Japanese, Chinese and Russians who are fat, lazy and end up in jail due to inflated egos. Furthermore, silaub was hardly being serious. His entire comment reeked of trolling.

[Q8379]

304 americans were revealed to be serpents

[Q8379]

To people thinking this is real: didn't the 811 countries and 9 billion population figures at the very beginning sort of tip you off? I mean, come on, how retarded are you guys.

[Mustaklaki]

3 years

[4biFarm]

@mrdevilmaydie well at least americans can afford to be fat. North Korea is too busy learning that communism doesn't work through the slow process of starvation. Russia has a waaaaay higher crime rate and less people then the U.S. and have yet to make a real positive contribution to the world in the last 100 years, and China is a barely industrialized dump known for overpopulation and huge amounts of cheap labour. Been all of these places, us is one of the best.

[jakeisawesome91]

@4biFarm

so how the fuck does "affording" to be fat make it any less of a joke? reality check: the US is the pig state of the world. we are the biggest consumers and wasters on the planet. if the rest of the world embraced our standard of living, the planet's ecosystem would collapse. and it's not just resources. it's also human capital. take a look at your universities and the professionals fueling our science and mathematics departments. the percentage of "americans" you find is insignificant

[jakeisawesome91]

@4biFarm

when compared with the % of foreign, 1st generation geniuses among the US population. so save all your retarded generalizations about Russia, China, Japan, and blah blah. many people in other countries actually remember & understand the importance of hard work and sacrifice, whereas nowadays in the US we only talk about it and complain about a shortage of cushy jobs. not trying to shit on my country. i just believe in credit where it is due. & the US is far from "best" in many ways.

[DGMSNightmanboy]

@4biFarm South korea is also ok. Japan also. Racist people are like stray dogs. They will die first, and they are dumb as fuck.

[tmsunrise1234]

the funny thing is that this parody has better picture quality than actual north korean tv news

[SirTannen]

I bet if Kim Jong Ill actually tried something silly like that, the people really would think it's a good idea.

[runescape643]

lol north korea will be a huge crater by 2015

[frodo9]

Prepare for hard weather and tuff waves Korea.

[DEWFAN777]

HOW WILL HE REACH THE MOON ALL THE WAY FROM HELL?

[seeqr9]

@DEWFAN777 he'll stand on Bush and Obama's shoulders when they get there...

[mrdevilmaydie]

Wow I love how stupid silauab is....thinking he is all smart becuase he can make a few sentances with proper grammer. And koreans are one of the smartest nations out there next to Japan, Russia, and China. Most Americans are fat, retarted, or have such massive egos they get into fights and endup in jail.

[KieCuster]

@mrdevilmaydie Sounds like you are the "retarted" one.

[bioniclefan1999]

@mrdevilmaydie wait...russia is one of the smartest nations? how is that possible, there just a bunch of drunken morons

[dclaver2]

We can read the sub titles that are already on the video.

[IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlII]

RIP Kim Jong Il.

[shangrigreige]

North Korea, bag and bin.

[momopup01]

Haha that's rich

[deltaforceee]

all i say is LMAO

[asafandshit]

Im all up for this stupid ass to try

He will prodbly crash north korea

[spacer125]

NASA already acquired it. too late Korea.

[sialuab]

That is scientifically not possible! North koreans are so stupid. Not only is the force required to move the moon almost unachievable, but getting the moon on the earth needs unimaginable technology. And the side effects will be fatal.

[Gangstabob716]

@sialuab

yes i agree! you are so right! XD

[doolittlesy1]

@sialuab lol ur dumb

[Fredfredbug4]

@sialuab I love it when people come onto Onion videos, thinking it's real and then try to act smart.

[sialuab]

@Fredfredbug4 No! This is a serious issue. Why don't you be smart?

[pater231]

just stay foolish

[MrDarknessandDeath]

I thought this was real

[cptkorean]

LOL 0:20 that's the South Korean president.

[decho112]

Bahaha

[ashinms]

So many stupid 5th graders watching you tube.

[supersushimasters]

they can keep trying, but they keep failing

[TheyCallMeFreakGamer]

@jeffrywg You're an idiot. I'm glad that someone doesn't get the joke so I can have a laugh.

[jeffrywg]

9 billion viewers but the earths population is 6.5 billion

[gateway18]

@jeffrywg 7 billion since 2 1/2 weeks ago

[MrCuntyShit]

You think they would do that to planet-x if it came near our planet..

Nope, Instead they want to bring to moon to Korea.

-.-.... Such a fail.

[SuckMeOffx9]

9 billions viewers WTF

[OhMaiLanta]

I wouldn't doubt Obama would be a serpent

[JackyTVK]

OMG we gotta do something :O!!! When i grow up i will go to north korea to teach them about 'Gravity'. That president is stupid and he missed science subject !!!

[aleaf09]

Search on google for North Korean TV live stream for live propaganda. Enjoy while this still works.

[PokeymanTrainer]

I bet he saw this, told his son, then died. Now his son has the dream to bring it to Earth.

[mrbisshie]

His son will bring the moon to the best Korea! ;_; RIP Dear Leader!

[8jaila]

Healthy humour

[BrothersInCod1]

those people r insane they should be stoped

[Daniela2001ish]

watch my channel!

[arceus121121]

Still less propaganda than fox news.

[StalkingRainbow]

North Korea is best Korea.

[snake1625b]

lol at people who think their smart because of people thinking this is real. YOUR THE IDIOTS FOR RECOGNIZING A TROLL

[AeroSail727]

LOL the laws of physics shat on itself

[TheDarkz11]

It's too big to tow

[TheDarkz11]

Sure it's going to fit

[CyberSherriff]

ummm i hope they cant pull it off bcoz im a surfer....and the moon makes waves im told. FUCK kim jong il....

[nutsandbabybutts]

Its funny because he's dead!!!

[The8910me]

Ah the great leader was some legend. I was wondering where the moon went!

[undertyped1]

dont you hate idiots that want to sound smart so they post the onion isnt real news. Jokes on you the onion is real news even if it is satire.

[Dailyman]

@undertyped1 what you said doesn't even make sense. by being satire it means its not real news.

[1997theanimator]

Guys it's onion. Onion is a comedy thing and this isn't real. Who ever thinks this is real is fucking retarded XD.

[diputsfool]

Can he really do that? Then how are we suppose to live at night (without light)? But he's dead lol

[BendikBS]

Live fast, die Jong.

[scoobyrds]

IT'S A TOMB.

[Xboy323]

This could very easily be real North Korean news

[LittlePikachu]

I wouldn't be surprised if this was true (at least when he was still alive)

[decho112]

really?

[thephoenix4ever]

1:18 Stupid flag.

[FinancialSP]

lolol half these comments are people informing others it isn't real

[xArchangelSGE]

Will the protoss be helping them?

[JonathanHallShow]

Too son...especally since it was before his death.

[J88Wolf]

@JonathanHallShow Did you not notice the date? ;)

[bf2lover42]

@J88Wolf that's why too soon. It was so soon it was before his death

[iAmSaintCharlie]

Wouldn't we die or something...

[AlexVazkPunk]

THAT'S JUST F*CKIN STUPID!

[timrocket2]

tthis is the best rofl

[bassmaster361]

poor, poor brainwashed sheeps. They think this is really true! Another horrific example of communism.

[ChuyDeLaGarzaG]

@bassmaster361 The Onion is a satire news program, thw program itself isn't real...

[233wii]

they forgot that the moon will be a giant fireball that will come crashing into earth at once its in the atmosphere...

[AdmiralBetas]

@233wii Apparently, the North Koreans were barred from playing the popular video game Majora's Mask (which is very educational on the subject of the negative aspects of Moon reentry) because of its Japanese origin. Hopefully with Kim Jong Il's death, this mistake can be rectified >_>....

[Popotao]

This video is funny as hell!...I wonder if it's real or just propaganda.

[10INTM]

@Popotao The Onion is a satirical news station. These stories are not real.

[Zynkronise]

Stupid....

[MrHeadcase09]

When did the Onion start doing true news stories?

[MrChrisJHull]

Some idiots online. If you're not familiar with TheOnion, you shouldn't be on YouTube you gullible retards.

[2064219393]

It's TheOnion, of course it's a joke.

[zegh8578]

everyone: seriously, this is totally real serious news. all the other "the onion" news are totally real and serious! SAVE YOURSELVES!!!

[arased11]

is this a joke? They're really stupid.

[woopa2121]

its the onion, joke of course...

[Spectre1545]

@arased11

The Onion is satire. -_-

[jumish]

152 languages, 811 countries, 9 billion viewers. Onion News will forever troll you weaklings.

[DJKNOWNRULEZ]

Great! Now everyone can freeze to death when earth loses its circular orbit around the sun due to some idiots who wanted a moon....

[CalvinthyAwesome]

Does anyone realize just how stupid this is because if they bring the moon, tides will rise A.K.A DROWNING EVERYONE

[woopa2121]

@CalvinthyAwesome dude... its the onion, jesus christ

[kabata76]

how the fuck can this be serious?

[kjellandami]

Son: I will bring the sun to north  korea!

[TheSatyam182]

What the fuck...?This will be the biggest serious joke ever....!

[stomcode]

Better than real news

[9rockky]

Stupid idea,ever!

[LuciusCorneliusMacro]

Oh my god this is genius! xD

[kirdid]

capture the flag!

[glupsamja]

Wait, is this some kind of a joke?

[oyster106]

the American president revealed himself to be serpent

[sergio311]

@oyster106 hmm like there trying to tell us something haha

[gerwazjana]

@eraofari I think you should check other videos from The Onion news network and then you will understand :)

[999basille]

@eraofari its a satire, a parody are u fucking stupid

[eraofari]

@999basille Sorry I didn't know it was a parody. I thought it was a real propaganda video made by North Korea about their leader. Thanks for the clarification.

[dawnofmonkey]

@eraofari i pray you're a troll

[eraofari]

@dawnofmonkey I just didn't know it was a parody! I'm sorry if i offend you.

[Mortyayo]

imo, they should try to move the earth to the moon instead. Would save a lot of travel time etc. My name is scientist

[TaviYamato]

HAHA DIS SHITS SO FUNNY LOL

[BrandonDeanRobinson]

Okay seriously... What the fuck did i just watch....?? Anybody got an answer for me? Lmao

[TheLordchoncho]

Hey guys I have a great Idea let's steal the moon... well ur to late they already did that in despicable me!

[HESamine]

Hooo internet, you make me so sad !

How the fuck can you believe this video is real ???

WTF ?

[Etrajbe]

@HESamine Because kim is this stupid, good riddance.

[raaak1990]

Its ONION NEWS RETARDS!

[Tunechi241]

Breathe man..

[Endevour1995]

number 1 strange dream from Kim Jong Il!!

[moleymole100]

the moon being close would severely fuck tides up and cause huge tsunamis and earthquakes and flooding and it would be an armageddon

[TaviYamato]

lol this shit is so funny

[utveg522]

Kim Jong slowly turns on a white hot steel spit…his flesh pops like basted pig and his skin is seared and split, And sulphur fills his nostrils and he’s fed on slime and mud by a hairy imp with a pointed stick who bastes him in cockroach blood. And his eyeballs boil up inside his skull and his throat’s too raw to scream..so he sleeps the sleep of the burning dead and dreams unspeakable dreams..

[KpGblackmamoth]

Wtf is this, bringing the moon to earth.... Must be fake

[MrDarkfuneral00]

Lol

[saamohod]

According to the latest news, Kim Jong-il grew tired of waiting and went to the Moon himself. Forever.

[yourvanityrealtynetw]

@saamohod The Dear Leader has gone to the moon! Oh no!!! How can he leave us so soon! How will this affect National Glory?

We must not waste another moment! The moon must be brought here, so we can enjoy the Dear Leader's presence again!

[Heinooke]

Girasandi ..yes its serious lol mein gott



[1cipheradam]

I've never laughed that much in my life XD

[TheYaom]

I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL YOU FUCKING DICTATOR

[bigbang13807]

Good joke here :P At First I really believed it because north Korean people are really blind for many things ( thanks to Kim Jong Il and his father). At least I laughed a little bit ;) I hope something changes after the dead of Kim Jong Il and that his son will not handle things like Kim did. We will see.

[ThatDutchLad]

Goodnight sweet prince ;_;

[konadora]

guess it won't be happening anymore, i was so looking forward to it

[crazytrickyguy]

im guessing this is fake

[girasandi]

is this serious ?

[madpigz777]

I bet the people who had that idea were super stoned at the time.

[DeusSoli92]

Fark does he understand Physics?

For an atheist I'm disappointed at someone who can come up with such an illogical grandiose scam.

[Bomber0907]

Bwahaha he's dead now!

[CyberCanadian]

I had the same idea... Then I took an arrow to the knee

[Mansurus]

@CyberCanadian Jesus christ shut the fuck up holy shit.

[MrVyctori]

(R)ot (I)n (H)ell Kim jong il may your soul perish in the hands of the devil

[TheFirestorm214]

deadaedaedaeadeadede

[Dantemw9]

Nigga dead

[duynguyen89]

This video is gonna see a huge increase in views in the next 3 days

[ElBarto3131]

*sniff* Kim will never witness this now.

[Suth3rland24]

Rest in peace Kim Jong Il, you crazy son of a bitch

[RightfullyRed]

I thought that this was real until I saw the Onion News Network symbol

[m15a1nv]

R.I.P. DEAR LEADER

[rjcaralde]

is this real?



[GlassHouse5]

Kim is dead! Know we get to see all those crazy North Koreans crying in the streets and professing their love for him.

[Deadmau5vsnyancat]

The math is way off lolz nd i know that anyone does nd im only 13 lolz XD

[NickyAmerica]

Do you have any ider how fuckin busy i am?

I cannot bereve that I have a hert attack standing heur terring me dat im gonna die.

-Kim Jong Il, shortly before dying at age 69.

[beatfield]

Well that's pretty dumb. Even high-schoolers know that it would be a whole lot cheaper and easier if instead they just disconnect North Korea from planet Earth and bring it to the Moon. I hope they realize that before they bring the Moon close enough to cause its gravity to suck up all the oceans and sink the entire Asia, Russia, and Australia. God bless America!

[PirateTHESteam1]

0:04 .....9 billion viewers.... xD

[Blankname101]

LOL@ anyone who believes this

[hattonhaha]

Do people on Youtube not know what The Onion actually does? None of this is even faintly true. Its a joke. For fucks sake, of course north korea isn't going to use five rockets to TOW THE MOON TO EARTH, not least because the moon is significantly bigger than the whole of north and south korea combined

[yehezkielwiliardy]

there are only 196 countries in the world.

[NintendoMan2011]

Kim Jung ill. it's in his name. HE IS ILL!

[GamerSon11]

oh kim jung il there are so many things wrong with your brain and none of them are good thinking you can bring the moon to North Korea and get away with it is one of them 

[kaiser5676]

The worst part is that the North Korean people would dig it if it was real...

[JackyTVK]

lol so stupid, they are planning to cause the end of the world. I think they don't believe in God. for a good reason, the earth has gravity and if the moon is near to the earth, the gravitational force will pull the moon down causing a huge collision.

[shammy63]

@JackyTVK are you fucking serious?

[kaneda956]

hmm 2012 much???

[Tehf00ny]

Why would you take the moon?God North Korean idiots