bbc mistake

[BringMeSunshine31]

Actually don't find this funny. I'm very good friends with this presenter. and 'only in Leicester do you get people of this stupidity ' A) I'm from Leicester AND PROUD OF IT and B) fgs leave Chris alone, the shows are all live so he probably realised halfway through but then he couldn't do anything about it!!!!

[bertyUK]

Only in Leicester do you get people of this stupidity.

Either read the news or hang around the old clock tower spitting on the pavement.

[IDMWEIGHTSIDM]

hhha this was a prank not a mistake

[LozzCowell]

LMFAO!!!!

[thefrecklepuny]

Just be thankful it was sent in by Mike Hunt!

[Humphrey0106]

Fucking hell, far, far too funny!

[cominup85]

i would get concerned at connie lingus, lol.

[balf1111117373]

best bit is the meat and vrg part..........................­...you do know tho that the presenter's make this stuff up all the time, they were prob just aving a laugh

[666Pembo]

Bill = William = Willy... ;-)

[tubewayarmy66]

Joy. Pure joy. This shows why you should never allow the world's most naive human to read out requests on a live radio show. How many clues did he need?? LOL.

[Lorcanproductions]

ROFL

[tiagofp1]

roflmao xD

[TommyTomGo]

I don't get it

Is it wen he sed

Wen she cums

[FUGlitchyLogin]

Lol, was this a morning show? Sounds like he had not woken up yet ^^

[15hl]

To be fair, I can understand the presenter not realising. The first time I listened to this, I did not pick anything up apart from the meat and two veg bit. It was only on the second listening I got it all.

[EmotionallyBankrupt]

This sounds like Chris Baxter, who does the weekday afternoon show from 2 - 5pm.

[cheekyphill]

loooooooooooool

[stephendew]

and I look forward to when she cums

lol. The more you listen to it the unfunnier jokes become more funny

[jacob8873]

Connie Lingus = Cunnilingus.

Ahaha

[T4bbyC4tt]

amazing(L)

[RyuShoji]

How could he not pick that up? xD

[angusfreak15]

well shes 69 (Sexual Position) and the meat and two veges (Penis and balls) and looking forward to when she "Cums" or orgasiming haha

[archigaga]

nah, you're just a dumb american

[chromal]

i won't dispute that!

[misslockstock]

this made me laugh so much i think a little pee may have slipped out!!!!!

lmfao!!!

[BBWUK1]

i,v an hardon hahaha

[kaleylane]

Haha...go leicester!

[teenfl]

What a f..cking great idea!!! LOL!!! I'll send the same sms to our local station!

[Cometstyles]

LOL, i have a hardon. and cunnilingus muhahahahahaa XD

[ThatYellowDuckey]

LMAO. Perfect example of people not paying enough attention to what they're reading...

[setanta1810]

fergal hunter etc etc

[10BensonSilver]

Piotrish is a peadophile

[yidioh]

Mozman is a cunt

[falcon17292]

LONG LIVE LEICSTER

[mastergx1]

class

[015510378]

Hahahahaha faaaaaiiil

[DJRider4x4Basslinez]

Leicester :) I Love it..

[ClaudeWaiter]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..GENIUS!

[youvebeenthunderstru]

...lol. I'm not sure how the person reading didn't get that.

[spacetweek]

Don't get the bit about "also goes out to Bill" - Bill R. Don? Doesn't make sense.

[RLB86]

Ivan R. Don.... I've-a-hard-on ;)

[fritspas]

hihihi

delicious

[pennyTPproductions]

dnt geddit?

[jhogguk]

loserrrrrrrrr

[ReerProductions]

me either

[MiskonceptioN]

Connie Lingus... funny wordplay on cunnilingus.

[tuts100]

that is real! the guy is on our local radio station!

ha ha

[kaapiovuohi]

Haha! Good work!

[thepiper14]

our boss once told us when he was younger he and his brother used to go on holiday to his uncles farm where they would lie under the cow tugging away and squirting the cream into each others mouths . like this dj he hadnt a bloody clue either .

[pone69]

hahaha awsome cant belive he read it out tho.

it can be real look at the amount fuckin dumbass idiots who didnt get it below........

errrr duuuur that wasnt funny lmfao @ u fools

[huweybaby]

That can't be real.

Nobody can be that slow and not get them.

[shoonaldo]

haha that was great

[Ikaftl]

fnar fnar

[Blurgle2]

For the North Americans: "meat and two veg" means, shall we say, male parts.

[melikeKH2]

....Thanks for spelling out the obvious dumb ass. North Americans know what them means.

[ClaudeWaiter]

know what them means?

[melikeKH2]

Sorry, typo.

Obviously I mean to say, Americans know what the terms used mean.

[BlueLemon19]

thats not funny....

[rabo9]

why's this funny?

[babyshambler]

You either get none of the double entendres or you just don't find them funny?

[Trux74]

lol

[henrycrumm]

pahahaha what a buffoon

[CoIlateralDamage]

ROFL! xD

[kunderemp]

Connie Lingus.. hahahahahaha

[tunny2000]

That really is great.

[flannery2oo9]

Just goes to show you can't be too careful!

[centreofme]

lmfao that was funny!

[callumAS]

That guy is a bit of an idiot.

[Tzimnewman3]

"...She'll be enjoying my meat and two veg Sunday..."

The presentor must have been sleeping!! Lol

[elminz]

Wow... how the hell didn't anyone notice that. Double entendres galore.

[Eladar1]

ROFLCOPTOR

[glisssunseeker]

i don't get it. Maybe it's cuz i'm american but can someone please explain!

[Adamay50]

meat and two veg means the male genitals =}

[glisssunseeker]

lol. that was the full joke? I got that tidbit but i thought i was just being perverted. I didnt think anyone else was laughing at that. lol. i'm a little slow.

[COLOURFESTS]

Connie Lingus = Cunnilingus(sp) = Oral sex

69 = well....u must know that one!

Meat and two veg = male genitalia

at 12 = clock pointing upwards = erection

seeing her when she comes = again, pretty obvious!

Ivan R Don = i have a hardon.

Bill is probably the real name of the guy that sent in the message.

Hope this clears it up for you. ;)

[glisssunseeker]

lol. thankyou. I'm blonde you must forgive my stupidity

[Sopphopper]

nice to get all the references:p

i should point out the difference between cunnilingus and fellatio, which is basically licking and sucking, respectively. not that i think you don't know though:)

[JMBlues05]

It just goes to show you can't be too careful!

[alfienoakes69]

It just goes to show that people read David Mitchell...

[xXtoomadXx]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Funny!

[UnclePete808]

It just goes to show you can't be too careful!

[Narfmaster]

*facepalm*

[MarioLavandeiraJr]

It just goes to show you can't be too careful!

[scousemanc]

It just goes to show you can't be too careful!

[bigal8508]

!luferac oot eb t'nac uoy wohs ot seog tsuj tI

[Collins1990]

It just goes to show you can't be too careful!

[blitheringbrooks]

It just goes to show you can't be too careful!

[prettyvacant1990]

It just goes to show, you can't be too careful!

[TX297]

It just goes to show you can't be too careful!

[Ballero0]

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

[ehemisgod]

It just goes to show you can't be too careful!

[Rowenael]

It just goes to show you can't be too careful!

[klarkles]

It just goes to show you can't be too careful!

[staraflur]

It just goes to show you can't be too careful.

[Safilpope]

It just goes to show you can't be too careful!

[andyfozzy]

Er, it just goes to show you can't be too careful!!

(Well everybody else was saying it)

:)

[ceebee60]

It just goes to show you can't be too careful!

[NoNameNo4]

It just goes to show, you can't be too careful!

<3

[wisteela]

It just goes to show you can't be too careful!

[keenaschips]

It just goes to show you can't be too careful!

[okidokipianissimokee]

I don't get it... Will someone please be so kind to explain the wordplays to me? :(

[julescavalier]

It just goes to show you can't be too careful!

[lucynaribola]

It just goes to show you can't be too careful (Mitchell for president)

[bunches66]

omg ololololz

[littlejonnyfrost]

Ha ha... Stooooopid!!!

[Brennna]

AHHHHHHHHHH!!! I thought I was going insane.

[llaauurreenn1827]

oh goodness there were so many! connie lingus! 69! meat and 2 veg! ivan r. don!

thats fabulous

[princesslovergirl]

It just goes to show you can't be too careful!

[brandnewmodems]

STEPHEN!

[davangel]

Just coming!

[ste22222]

It just goes to show, you can't be too careful!

[lubetube9]

Just goes to show, you can't be too careful!

[nialleveritt]

It's just goes to show, you can't be too carefull!

[sass2004]

It just goes to show you can't be too careful!

[joshallica]

it just goes to show, you can't be too careful. And you all have twitter.

[SallyCinnamon87]

It just goes to show you can't be too careful!!

[MaffewofBotchamania]

Just goes to show you can't be too careful!

[MadFrankie2007]

It just goes to show you can't be too careful!

[lamwalker]

Just goes to show you can't be too careful

[MJE89]

just goes to show you can't be too careful.

[Harryplaysguitar]

Just goes to show, you can't be too careful!

[iammatteason]

It just goes to show you can't be too careful!

[8lintu8]

Lololololol.

[AhaSeriously]

Just goes to show you can't be too careful!

[Philko87]

Just goes to show you can't be too careful

[yDynSdici]

Just goes to show you can't be too careful!

[serellie]

It just goes to show you can't be too careful.

[hourspast]

Just goes to show you can't be too careful.

[alsotop]

Just goes to show you can't be too careful!

[LoonyWabbit]

Don't they read these requests, BEFORE they read them out live??? ROFL!!!

[donnfren]

Just goes to show you can't be too careful!

[harshbutfair1]

just goes to show you can't be too careful.

[Chartmonster]

Just goes to show you can't be too careful!

[mynameiscal]

Just goes to show you can't be too careful!

[ceebee60]

Just goes to show you can't be too careful.

[everyonedoesit2]

Hahahahahahahahahaha.

[geezabird]

How the hell did he not realise?!

[cosmicwhodini]

cun⋅ni⋅lin⋅gus /ˌkʌnlˈɪŋgəs/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [kuhn-l-ing-guhs] Show IPA

noun

the act or practice of orally stimulating the female genitals.

[savetherave]

Just goes to show you can't be too careful!

[ninebucks]

just goes to show you can't be too careful.

[stephaniemurrayxx]

thats not real...cant be!

[alexanderdearest]

Banter.

[fifi298]

Just goes to show you can't be too careful!

[punkybluefish]

Oh my god, how much genius is it possible to squeeze into 26 seconds?! This totally made my day XD

[karter50]

i don't get it... i'm a bit slow; as you can tell

[kasatka014]

Oh my fucking god, class.

[ReviewMad01]

Oh my fucking god, class.

[68MANC99RED08]

"look forward to seeing her when she comes".. :D

just brilliant, almost every word/phrase in that dedication has an innuendo, well played :D

[UnmuffledRyan]

LMFAO! this is fucking quality

[davit1912]

Ha ha ha! The presenter is an old fossil called Chris Highton...He basically tries to be "cool" but it's like listening to your grandad dj'ing at a wedding. I reckon he's well past retirement age by now....Radio Leicester though is nicknamed "The Official Radio Station of Gods Waiting Room" - Sums it uo nicely if you ask me!!

[IrishEyes1989]

ROTFLMFAO!!!! XD .. K seriously, you can't tell me that host didn't realise what he was saying there!! hahahaha..Meat n' two veg, I mean that's crystal clear!! :P

[Wh00Wh00]

LMAO!!!!

[jako3124]

aha

[bwoodpablo]

Lmao! fucking idoits!

[dshores362]

hahahaha!!! I've an hard on lmao XD poor BBC man... so gullible

[jonomozzadetroit]

lol, how did he not click on, very funny

[ellycat]

Jeeez there's some thick fuckers on here.

[gangstagrannie]

Are they stupid or what? LOL

[Yownanymous]

Right, translations:

Connie Lingus - Cunnilingus (look it up, I'm not telling you about it)

Meat and two veg - Well, crotch is all that I'll say

When she comes - Do I really have to say?

Ivan R. Don - I've a hard on

[Squeaky4CC]

Great work detective.

[zack11993]

It means Oral stimulation for the woman. And you missed out the face she is '69'.

[danhaycocks]

So crude but yet so funny

[philhoho]

Ivon Ardon - I've a hard on!!!! get it lol!!

[DUBLINDESSIE]

HAHAHA CONNIE LINGUS!

[iFinza]

lmao.

[Eastendersmoments]

I don't understand it...

Can someone tell me please!

[whimsy09]

Lol I Get It!!

"She Will Be Enjoying My MEAT And TWO Veg" for the peopel that dont get it basical some1 made a call and it sounds like they gonna get a blow job Lol =]

[NeedForSpeedCarbon3]

Didn´t get it

[UDHA]

bwahahaha

[mistabiggs05]

its not big, its not clever, but it is very very funny. LOL

[KoroOutbreak]

Nobody can be that stupid. This has to be fake.

[wackywelshlad]

yeah, there's no way that was actually broadcast. I would have clicked on before reading it!

[jayjayjay]

Thanks for reminding me just hor immature I still am. Five juvenile stars!

[rikku300]

lmao!

[radiobbc1]

it was on SCOTT MILLS ON BBC RADIO1!

[ANDDROID]

hahaha

hilarious stuff:)