GOOD Inventions: Cats for Clunkers by Nick Kroll

[hives9393]

"A cat would wanna get up to get some cyanide to kill me wth"

[BrennanBeezy]

/watch?v=lEj885GVBc8 check this song 

[Incident8]

Hey I fricking love cats but that shit was funny as hell. Bring more.

[roxyquikchic]

Oh I thought you wanted to go under the radiator and hang out for 6 hours, Nick Kroll is the best comedian out right now -- lol

[Bonkatronicks]

Stu!

[GodlyJay]

Cats suck.

[supermario64777]

LOL funny, but if this was real I would make sure that wouldn't happen cuz i LOVE cats. ^.^

[cutiechick0334]

:D I fucking love this guy!!!

[originalreserve]

lol.... i'm allergic

[EmperorOfMars]

What if you put a dog in the machine?

[MarsEsRojo]

This guy just likes poop on his floor, there is no need to criticize.

[wretchedSTONER]

best invention by a comedian EVER........

[andersentaurean]

666 likes

[GKPhoto4]

I have 6 cats and think this is halrious!

[Piano1515]

you can throw the cat in the car while its moving i dont really care hahahhahhahahaa

[TheBananaPuppi]

what the heck this guy is JOKING. Chill out already! Cats are fine, I don't hate them, and I don't hate dogs either. Stop freaking out over his opinion!

[ContemporarySake]

If only the had a trans-genetic modifier for stupid humans....cough cough

[MrInstertName]

i lol'd so hard at this video

[jayblob716]

yay dogs!

[Nicholasdude187]

Fuck you man cats are so much better then dogs. Dogs are like retards you have to give constan attention or they will fall over aqnd die whereas cats understand you love them when you spend quility time with them a few minutes a day. Becides dogs are loud and stinky whereas cats are not.

[jayblob716]

@Nicholasdude187 or maybe the cat just doesn't give a damn, its a cat, it doesnt have emotions

[cary123]

@jayblob716 All mammels have been scientificly proven to have some degree of basic emotions.

[jayblob716]

@cary123 logic?! LIES!

[barrowscasper12]

LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!! HE DONE NOTHING WRONG HE JUST HATES CAT AN HIS WIVE LOVES THEM THAT MAKES HIM ANGRY BUT NO_ONE UNDERSTAND HIM!!!!! LEAVE HIM ALONEEE!~!!!!!!! D:

[deadbeatsrock]

this vids awesome  -J

[eldorado61guy]

The male Calico Cat is rare and usually sterile.

[rectaltsunami]

What kind of dog is Truman?

[ChrisDonaldsonVideos]

awww hes scared of cats

aahahaha

[CarlosIsDown]

So divisive.

[Sakudnai]

Is SOOOO Stupid... But i like it! xD

[SHELBY10097ALEX]

hahaha awsome lols

[salwood]

hahaha love this

[Toca91]

This guy will kill six million cats... Believe me.

[dako89]

buenisimo jajaja

[salamanderdeath]

Calico cats are female. So your machine turns cats into dogs, and changes their sex too? Awesome!

[panty3pirate]

@salamanderdeath Not all cats are female, almost all, but not all. There can be male calico cats, it's not impossible.

[panty3pirate]

Sorry, I meant not all calico cats are female

[salamanderdeath]

@panty3pirate That is extremely rare. I'm not saying it can't happen, but like having a female ginger, it's extremely unlikely.

[TheBobsterful]

the first toyota tercel i ever saw was the other day and it was maroon, i loled

[Criminal08]

I like cats and I still think this is hilarious. It's a joke people, get over it.

[PuerinTheHunter]

I got an invention for Nick Kroll: a machine that turns unfunny comedian cat haters into funny cat lovers.

LOL!

[RobloxFreak122]

My cat acts like a dog O_o

He chases his tail

Does not scratch on furniture

Craps outside

Wakes me up by licking my face

[njbmx]

lunei66-- you are a fucking idiot. it would not be the same if you went out and murdered everyone religious just because you hate them. fucking moron. yea a human is = to a fucking cat.

[H3LLOBON3S]

FUCK YOU SRSLY. CATS FUCKING RULE!!

[Freakoutnicola]

why the fuck is everyone so defensive? Holy shit.

[alisa398]

@Freakoutnicola It's cause this NIck Kroll creep is not funny. He tries so hard but he sucks. 

[Destructo93]

@alisa398 I found him funny. as well as well as 4 out of 4 of the people I showed it to. Don't take it so seriously, your not even letting it be comedy...

[lunei66]

What a selfish bastard.

It would be the same if I went out and murdered everyone religious just because I hate their guts.

[KileSimons]

Dogs are disgusting smelly slobbering little shit machines. Cats are intelligent, independent and elegant creatures.

I find that owners of cats often share their traits, unfortunately the same occurs with dog owners.

[magiceggroll]

Yeah, it's a joke, dick slurper.

[Bionik1980]

What a waste of time Nick. I hope some cats will take revenge on you. Piss all over your Toeyotaa, scratch your furniture, and make you miserable.

[34rawfish]

but cats are cool

[femtau]

haha bring you... cyanide.. to... kill you

[marielafunes09]

AWESOME BABY.....

[burganoo]

dogs are better!

[tchdown42]

check out nick kroll on "The League" thursday nights at 10:30 this show changed the way i view fantasy football and my life.

[Beccathepromomami]

My grandmother was a cat! How dare you, Nick Kroll? I'm outraged!

[yahtzeerokx]

stupid stupid....stuuuupid

[marinna205]

Cats are better dogs SUCK! there annyoing bark bark bark bark Blaha hat it!

[vTreliaris]

i didn't say that dogs eat cats ... i said that the food chain will break either way

think of it for a little

[malugdesign]

What camera do you use? Its great quality!!!

[donrane]

How do you know your really ugly? Your dog humps your leg with its eyes closed :-))

[iluvsumething]

personnally i prefer cat but i love dog too

[Freakoutnicola]

we are people so offended? its a funny video x) Lord.

[MCproductions100]

the humping the leg is a stereotype unless the dog isnt neutured and if you didnt have the time to neuture a leg humping dog your would give a shit to spay the cat either so it would be spraying pheremones and piss everywhere and attracting other fucked cats and smelling up your house

[christophergowing]

LOL FUKING GAS I LUV DIS VID

[euqir110]

Cats plot to take over the world, and frankly I'd like more their leadership rather than any actual world leader.

Cat lover over here =3

[R3dp055um]

Jerk

[Yocara]

Man i am going to unsubscribe GOODMagazine...

The last vids are awfull !!

[RaisinBagels]

Why dont you? as i see... you're still subscribed. Do it instead of saying you will.

[kill9tv]

Hahahaha. I'm allergic to cats too, as are about 10% of Americans.

[diesel2310]

Do you have a machine that turns stupid people into nice people... or dogs?!

[alexjaneface]

btw, cats do smell... quite awful sometimes.

[alexjaneface]

<3 <3 <3 this! Hella funny and some awesome animation going on. But I think both dogs and cats are FTW.

[teelane06]

Right on Nick! I'm with you all the way! Keep up the good work! Down with Meow!

[p9watch]

i think this is one of the best inventions

cats really blow, and i think it would be great if all cats could be turned into dogs :PP(the only problem with this might be an increase in the mouse population :s)

[appears]

cats are awesome.

what u are stating is like racism.

just that it is not humans, but animals.

hating on another species is not right either.

its just like the holocaust.

[bunnylove04]

btw rabbits are better than both

[keylimebear]

ah yes, but ferets are way better than any rabbit

[ewceducation]

this sucks

[bunnylove04]

wow! the immature hate comments are almost as funny as the video itself!! get a life it's just a video. Go hug your cat, he just may be your only friend

[gigisandiego96]

Hahahahaha! I love the mean cat faces!

I hate cats too---except, except for those fat orange tabby cats: those things are awesome---they aren't mean like regular cats. I think that's why you typically only see those kinds in commercials & movies.

[ItsZenjiShabubu]

LEAVE THE CATS ALONE!!!!

[waterwingit13]

he's cute

[querico80]

I am allergic to cats too. So, yes, it would be a great invention.

[LauReNTz1uPN]

I like cats more than you SUCKER !!! GET A LIFE JERK.

[seertanker]

I like cats more than dogs...but that is my opinion.

[soulmony]

wait ... "adorable dogs?" kissing images and cats hidding ? ... cats tricking your ..emotions? and scratching a babys face? dogs loyals not hidding when you kiss her??

OK I get it !!! your girlfriend has cats like humans XD LOL so everytime you rutn your face one of those "catfriends" gets over her... so the problems is not only cathumans but also the girlfriend who like and accepts catlovers? LOLYOU rather wants a DOGGYGIRLFRIEND right? LOL

[donrepa]

wow.. lame and stupid.

maybe a cat didnt want to make out with you.. so this is your little revenge.

[Hammerfromthenorth]

Fuckin jerk! these are cats! cats are the be.... wait... cats... HELLZ YEAH! FUCK CATS!

[kokostarcuz]

lol

[coopoo23]

best. ever.

I hate cats.. They are adorable...sometimes...

But they're not so cute when you wake up with one on your face, or digging their evil little claws into your back.

Or hunting your feet from under tables... chairs... beds...shelves...and pretty much anywhere they can pounce-attack from.

I'm a dog person...

[scatumbio]

""good invention""??!!

...is the personal computer ??)! from the video EXCLUIDODIGITAL !

[Siim71]

Fuck you?

[christech82]

that's racist about cat's life

[536767676533766]

FUCK YOU I M CATMAN

[Eivitussaole]

I'm the scatman, ba-daba-da-da-bee-pop-pop-ba-d­op-bop

[chillypizza]

he shows no mercy, right?? :D

xDDDD

[ginabinawina99]

One phrase "king of the jungle!" No furry predator beats a Lion, espeically my fatty at home.

I even turned my cat hating husband into a crazier cat lover than me! Most cat haters are allergic who have never had a personal loving experience with a cat to see what great things they offer.

How about a CB 3000, oh wait, you don't need one as you don't get laid anyway. (p.s. a cb 3000 is a chastity belt for dudes)

[fechecale]

The grizly bear would be a good match :D

[ginabinawina99]

LOL

[ginabinawina99]

LOL.. Actually, mine smell pretty darn good, but it's because they're always sleeping in my fresh laundry basket!

[MrTubeMonkey]

I love cats... Some onion, garlic and fresh oregano, baked at around 250 for 25 minutes and they come up delicious.

Hey! Don't knock it if you haven't tried it!

[PeaSkwisher]

haha, not gna, i love this video. it's hilarious!

but i adore cats. you're crazy.

don't be a jerk.

[ferzha123]

hahahahahaha so fun!

but.. i love cats..

soo go and fuck yourself!

[AMPjrTV]

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[iamahipo1]

Reasons why cats FUCKING ROCK

1. lolcats

2. Caturday!

3. Furries dress as dogs, not cats

4. a cat is stealthy. spies are stealthy. Spies are cool. Cats are cool.

5. Cats are not hedonistic idiots with slober, they are smart and quiet.

6. What better way to blind an opponent than to throw a cat on his face?

7.?????

8. PROFIT

[jungleprimitive]

1. there is a loldogs too.

2. who cares about caturday.

3. furries dress like alot of stuff. there furries, their fucked up

4. wolves are stealthy too

5. cats dont do anything, you can teach dogs cool tricks.

6. who needs to blind an opponent when you can kill him

7.?????

8. PROFIT? i dont get what u mean

[deoxyribose]

That's a pretty strong rebuttal.

[gothkyd]

lol wow, some serious cat hate. I have a cat and she's awesome. listens and everything, I like dogs too but they're too much work.

No if you'll excuse me, I'm going to finish working on my machine that turns plaid-wearing nerds into...lamps. bye!

[Prancingwolf7]

I don't like cats anymore. The last one is now the neighboorhoods problem. hehehe :-)

[soulmony]

you really wanna transform Cat Personality in humans into dog personality for humans right

?

[katimski]

people take videos like this wayyyyy too seriously.

Nobody cares whether cats are better than dogs or not. This is just someones attempt at comedy.

[timalalala]

why hate cats?!maybe cats hate you too..this whole thing is pissing me off

[MissiMissborn]

this are just more reasons to buy myself a cat <3

i rather have a sarcastic intelligent cat,

than a stupid dog, with no free will...

[NinjaKitty47]

NICK KROLL? RICK ROLL? xD SORRY THAT MADE ME GIGGLE AND FART.

[shuthedoor1]

did he say comedian?

[shuthedoor1]

so close to being interesting

[mishisuperficialgirl]

you are the disgusting one!

[kevinrocks75]

Yea i have 4 of them and none of the smell mad they just smell normal but i mean that my choose

[ikey1555]

Awsome : )

[brunolabrador123]

asasas

[brunolabrador123]

das

[Gizzeta]

What a bad kind of BTTF's Delorean here..

[paintboy117]

i hate dogs too

[spookman117]

cats are better

[MartinHagenDJ]

That's the greatest invention ever.

I can't stand cats, so allergic.

[myroflcopterisnice]

cats over dogs anyday

[rich89ss]

u're stupid...cats are awesome! f*** urself!

[0DINNN]

jejeje i liked this video.very funny

[LuckyCowRS]

I hate dogs.

[letscuddle67]

they hate you!

[Mastermind12358]

cats are owsome .

[dragonmillow]

this has cheered me up since my new kitten just died from my step-dad closing it's neck in the door. [R.I.P] =(

[greatcass]

wat why would your step dad slam yourcats head in the door

[dragonmillow]

accident

[freeker666]

cats ar smart dogs ar dum cats ar clean dogs shit on your street

if all the cats were dogs det the world wil smell like dog shit

cats can lock for dem self dogs cant

cats find dere own food if you dont give

dogs go crazy rack the place roll over and die

sow cats ar better den dog get over it you lazy no life

[PogTheBlogger]

cat are for one thing and one thing only

for LOL's

[simsband]

Cats are smart but sassy

Dogs are stupid but loyal

[freeker666]

cats ar better only wat dogs do is shit all over the steps cats at least shit in a cat place dog attek peeps cats dont dogs ar agressif cats not

[pwa93]

Cats are good in a bun.

[javaleira]

dog

[LuckyLTU]

you can't blame cats just because you're broken. So let me get this right. When you come to a place where cat lives you become a freak. You know you have that sick gene in you, so why don't you add a cat conversation during a date to figure if she has a cat.

[DDRandDSLover]

nickroll'd

[shoyur]

cats are antisocial when they know you are a loser, i can leave the house for a week! and when i come back, its all fine and the same cool cats, and the dog wouldve fucked the whole house puke, pee and die... and if you dont wash them, they stink.. and cost lot more, and that girl bought a cat because she think you suck.

[HateCrimer1]

of course. i already got on @home, i can tell you it is really great.

[sadguyfoundout1]

CATS SUCK DOGS RULE! (NB: Well cats dont suck really, in fact i think they are beautiful delicate adorable creatures. BUT COMPARED TO A DOG?! a cat is like my feaces...)

[meannerdamlok]

i hate cats i wish this where real

[monelluccya]

a mia mingia mi pari

[monelluccya]

So fuckin' stupid!!!...Cats are not stupid...!! this invention sucks!

[sk8nruff]

allergies are nature's way of telling us to "thin the herd."

[ColaCocaFan]

allergies is a way to tell who's weak , us phisicly strong people can live with it

[callerindarkness]

so physical you cant even spell it

[xoxosummerrxoxo]

W00t Flame war FTW!

Cats R antisocial

Cats suck go dogs HA!

[beerkat88]

stupid. i hope a cat with rabies bites you.

[ExSoen]

5 stars!!!! Very nice XD

[fdsaca12]

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type phoneshone in the search box and watch the first video and visit the link it asks to visit..SIMPLYYYYY EXCELLENT !!! :)

[OrangeDude123456789]

this video is so racist and like cats rock dude

[OsQadoomy]

anti-semitic.

[megaleafs]

you suck cats rock

[vicodin25mg]

A savior! Save us all!

[NikkiLooXI]

i thought it was funny.

he clearly said he was comedian meaning that this shouldn't be taken seriously and that it is probably an exaggeration about how he feels about cats.

also note that he is taking a poke at the cash for clunkers propaganda.

[bebo01able]

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[bebo01able]

k feo

[cat348]

mamaf****er

[Maracujamilkshake]

This was pretty funny

[Freakoutnicola]

maybe it will scratch a baby.

xD

[Johannady]

Haha! why is the rating so low??

it is funny! XD

[lucytudinkst]

i take you HATE cats..... you were probably a mouse or a bird in your last life......"Cats off the planet" ? ......therapy dude, therapy!

[NorthEagle]

man I hate cats

[TinyChubbyBuddies]

why are people so angry its clearly a joke and i slightly had a chuckle once or twice

[GheoHawk]

Go to the corner you dunce.

[Wrebble]

: )

[GheoHawk]

You never get my cat you stupid fuck.

[Saldytuwas]

u rasist bastard

[Freakoutnicola]

How is this racsist? xD

[PaisteGB]

I thought you sad you where a comedian...

[DavidsonPerry]

???

[sunnystarysmiley]

Cats are the best Pets ever ! They are sooo cute !

Dogs are cute too but cats are better then Dogs!

So

CATS ROCK!!!

[Electric77887]

Just because you are allergic to cats that don't make them stupid. Hope some locks you in a cattery. Fuckwit.

[byronpokemon]

Cats are way better than dogs dude bbe real