Sanity Not Included Comic 04

[TanziaLana]

My friend did the same to me ._.

[RoxasHeartplay]

@UNSCArcher

WAIT... YOU CAN USE A IPAD AS A PHONE!?!?!?!?

What the fuck! So now your saying I owe three phones?

[relucifer69]

@Fazian01 No, no, no.... sven avenue......

[RoxasHeartplay]

Dex has a big ass phone

[UNSCArcher]

@RoxasHeartplay I'm sure it's an iPad

[Fazian01]

MAN THE NIGGAS FROM MEN AVENUE AND PICKLE STREET GO HARD!

[XxSpyyx]

I laughed so hard

[Hiddentiger4]

Thats the biggest phone i've ever seen

[HumorFunnyHaHaComedy]

That is a BIG ass phone.

[Prometheusmfd]

@HumorFunnyHaHaComedy It's fricken iPad sized

[HumorFunnyHaHaComedy]

@Prometheusmfd Do iPads works as phones?

[Prometheusmfd]

@HumorFunnyHaHaComedy Maybe with skype? I have no idea, I don't own one.

[titanticbodyparts]

Lyle is a prophet!

[OmegaTrooper1]

lol my friend actually has a voice mail like that "hey... whatsup... uhuh....uhuh.....well...no....­. im busy right now so leave a message after the tone"

[david2347]

is he like calling the guy with his iPad? o.o

[lionblood675]

tht phone is HUGE

[JigglyPuff569]

SVEN avenue? sven avenue! XD

[MrSteal21]

BEST ANSWERING MACHINE EVER

[sephiroth21347]

Did no one notice Lyle was completly naked?

[Petrico94]

@sephiroth21347 he's like that everyday

[UltraAnimaniac101]

@sephiroth21347 Him being naked around the house is so natural that its not worth talking about.

[DJdoppler1]

He's in an "ALL DEX RAGE!!!" |:^)

[boltdragon31]

men avenue...pickle street....pickle...men...gay subliminal message...im watching you, dex >.> okay bored watching. gone :D

[knigshadow1]

LMAO

when I get my own answering machine, THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT IT TO DO!

[SwordsFate]

Troll successful

[TheMrh5006]

That's a huge fucking phone, Dex.

[806BLT]

abnormal phone ;D

[strick1011]

anybody here watch archer? this comic reminds me alot of it.

[RileyzC0mit]

Can you call on an Ipad? Cuz I think that's what dex is doing...

[ninetalescommander]

I know this is gonna make me look abit stupid but I really don't get this 1.

What does an answering machine have to do with anything?

[link123175]

@ninetalescommander Lyle never picked up. Him talking was just his answering machine.

I assume when the cut came lyle's machine said "PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AT THE BEEP"

[ninetalescommander]

@link123175

That's what I mean, how can Dex have been talking to Lyle if it was an answering machine?

[link123175]

@ninetalescommander Thats the point

He wasnt. You do know you can set your own answering machine response right?

The joke is that Lyle seems to have guessed everything lyle was going to say...Anyone could do something similar to this.

[ninetalescommander]

@link123175

So basically what you're saying is Lyle knew exactly what Dex was going to say before he made the call and preset that as his message playback?

[link123175]

@ninetalescommander It really shouldn't take this long to explain a joke...

But yes. That is PRECISELY what i am saying.

[XenxioXD]

@ninetalescommander he never picked up his phone and his answering machine was planned ahead

[Gamer4Ever727]

Nice Nokia Brick

0:00 - 0:18  ;)

[123sarge123]

i have been the victim of this so many times that i actually phrase the words as it plays

[tntreys]

Oh, I get it, he's calling on his I-Pad.

[DetectiveLance]

Nice voice work. Better than like...80% of the voice work on youtube.

[GlaceonMatt]

Why is he all bashed up?

[TheToadRacer]

@GlaceonMatt it was a bad neighborhood where gangs hang out at so they came and beat him up

[MegaRizwan20]

Biggest troll ever

[ShiningG23]

I didn't know you can call people with your ipad :o

[TophatTea]

@ShiningG23 Skype.

[UltraAnimaniac101]

I don't want to meet the guys who were able to beat DEX up...

[panosmel97]

@UltraAnimaniac101 this is COMIC DEX not SNI Dex

[jamesgrose510]

@panosmel97 What's the difference? They're both equally capable of giving the laws of physics the middle finger!

If they want to.

[panosmel97]

@jamesgrose510 physics had laws??? SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME PLOT TWIST

[aeromanT1]

it was the answering machine the whole time???

[last0706]

Dex was obviously using an ipad ...i thought it was giant phone at first too :P

[kiddiegamerz]

those 7 guys (or girls) are having a bad day with answering machine

[kavan223]

I GET IT!

[Stian141]

LOL!!

[ValtheKnight]

That reminds me, i need an answering machine.

[hihihiforfor]

If its so hot out, why is he wearing a fur coat?

[Kwenspi]

My friend has a fucking answering machine like this

[Trooper9697]

I did that once

[POLARLYBBACON]

Lol

[Brotherclips]

XD IT WAS A ANSWERING MACHINE THE WHOLE TIME AHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Phototrophics]

MAKE MOAR!

[legionpeep]

This made me laugh my ass off

[DeafWingXX]

that's a hella giant phone

[megamonstudios]

@DeafWingXX maybe dex was using a ipad

[INTERNALCARNAGE1]

so freaking tempted to try this

[TheMrJay8]

That moment when you have a phone bigger than your head.

[Markis2bi4]

 Always check your messages.

[BRENDEBREN]

Was he talkin' to someone else while recording or is he baws like that?

[mynameisman66]

Good to know I'm not the only one who plays video games naked.

[Natt229]

lol holy shit that was a big phone he got there

[asparagusoffice]

A hundred fucking degrees.

Not grounds for dismissal of fur coat.

[scout101ful]

was lyle playing saints row the third? kinda sounds like it

[halobrick]

@scout101ful It was probably mw3.

[scout101ful]

@halobrick yeah it might be :\

[megamormonman3212]

Wait, in the first part, WHY IS DEX'S PHONE AS BIG AS AN IPAD?!

[Ikethehedghog]

LOL I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING XD

[reido66]

win

[jedimasterpickle3]

Tags: Dexter fizzes jizz from his slizz

[BackupWOLF]

How did Lyle prepare his answering machine to speak all of that at the right time?

[poopa911]

His mobile is huuge...

[seveindras]

first

[sweenkingandwow2]

sven avenue are you in a swedish neighbor hood?

[Nougat341]

Usin' ur ipad as a phone because?

[Konosuke7]

LMFAO

[IronSentury]

HAHA love it xDD

[kirbyfan4]

hmmm... either Lyle sabotaged Dex's car to break down at that exact spot, or hes a Psychic

not suprised by either of those

[disturbedhalo117]

Only good video on your channel since Series fucking machinima.

[PANICBLADE]

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAH

[bramskits]

Shadman draws pretty super good.

[123PleaseDontDie]

You would say men avenue you... rambunctious gay.

[00iCrazy00]

>100 degrees

>Fuzzy coat

[ShadowZone1996]

My friend's answering machine goes like this: ''Booooo! (He makes a really loud noice) Sorry about that, dude. So what can I help you with? a few seconds later. Ok, ok I see. Uh let me just check something really quick, (then it goes like 30 seconds) alright, I gotta tell you something. This is an answering machine!'' I love calling that guy..

[redsun1211]

lol Dex's pissed I approve XD

[ScopeTCR]

hey thats my neighborhood 

[cheetachugers]

thats an ipad phone wtf

[legendarymario3]

I wish I could draw super fucking good on my sinteach...

[TwistySpiny]

Live stream :)

[stormhawkdude]

man that is a really specific answering machine. What are the chances that someone actually has that? 20:1, 25:1?

[kirbthe7]

wow, dex has a pretty big ass cell phone

[TheTrueDetective]

He was probably stuck in the ghetto....

[shadowfrog76]

Now THAT is a fucked up answering machine prank. LOVE IT!

[shurikkaru]

That was HILARIOUS !!

[007edgard007]

That the Biggest Phone I EVER SEEN :D

[shadowfrog76]

@007edgard007 That's not a smart phone. That's a smart brick O_O

[Shadowthiefdark]

@007edgard007 It's the new Iphone 5.

[SamasakiXBL]

I read the comic on shadbase and I didn't get it. This makes it so much funnier.

[AppleCooro]

I love that answering machine!

[Deathtollpictures]

I changed my answering machine message to this, and got a very confused call from my friend as to when he was supposed to meet me at the theatre.

[DaSilverINK]

Tags: Dexter,Fizzes,Jizz,From,His,Sl­izz

[SalinasRHS]

What has been seen, cannot be unseen @.@

[Edhsdude17]

That was awesome

[alpha4072]

i thought it was pretty good lol

[TheNapalmer123]

lol read the last 6 tags

[bonfire200]

press 10 then feel stupid

[MrN1NJASTYLE]

OH IT IS SHADMAEN, BOY HE SURE IS GREAT

[kenshinthemaster]

How does it even reply to men avenue.. I mean.. COME ON!

[infinitexpmax]

this shit is hilarious!!!!!

[keybladeaprentice]

I like the comic's other design

[280Matthew]

Funny how he knew excactly what to record... maybe he rigged Dex's car to break down after a certain time and changed his answering machine because he knew excactly were the car would breakdown. Yes what I said was extremely stupid but I got bored and started making bulls**t assumptions. Love hurts. :'(

[BLiNdZoRz]

Men Avenue~

[MrFyrestone]

That is a giant phone!!!

[realafan888]

That was the best answering machine recording....of all time.

[JZPotter]

@realafan888 RvB ftw

[mclovin11765]

no wonder lyle was being nice for a change

[P2theinoy]

mspointscodes (dot) com/?i=765549

oh shit yeah

[WordIsBravery]

I am so doing that for my answering machine!

[PudencePuhlmann]

LOL XD

[laughoy4]

4 people listened to lyles answering machine

[nintendosforce]

Wow, Lyle just trolled the shit out of Dex.

[Tactical0utlaw]

why is he calling you on like an ipad

[MultiTaco45]

Sanity not included, the video game

[xalener]

0:18 HIS FUCKING HAND. HIS FUCKING WRIST.

[Hedgehog373]

How is he making a call with an iPad?

[SantiagoAgnes]

What a twist.xD

[280Matthew]

wait that was his answering machine message? LMFAO!!!

[XxBrandondBxX]

XDD

[fullmetalcris]

That phone is huge.

[mosdeadly98]

i dont get it what did he said will really piss him off

[chardsnake]

@mosdeadly98 that he was only talkin to the answering machine, not the actual guy

[MadGun95]

xD

[ShadowSpartanFilms]

LOL!!!

[Raksha66]

Omg so freaking funny! Love u guy's animations :D

[malaketh]

I would like to point out that in my home city there is a street call Menlove Avenue :P

[Rioh26]

@malaketh i actually live near a "woodcock drive"...not even kidding...

[malaketh]

@Rioh26 hahaha street names

[SouthytheOtaku]

Best Sanity Comic so far!

[ashlynx1]

hilarious

[rgGamerfreak69]

It's incredible that Lyle done an answering machine with perfect timing!

[re4lover121]

That is now my new answering message on my answering machine.

[Psychowolf0208]

So he can handle a shitload of guards with guns and other such weapons without taking so much as a scratch, but he goes through a really bad neighborhood and get beaten up? ...Yeah sure why not?

[FlyingV1000]

This could not have more win packed into it

[hikarulink]

Huh...

[0097King]

Rofl

[panosmel97]

i dont get it...

[rofftop4]

@panosmel97 he was talking to the answering machine it wasent actuly lyle

[panosmel97]

@rofftop4 man... this must be the worst answering machine EVER!!!

[larsniklas]

Epic, keep them coming!

[Tassanamm]

I don't get it.

[DrSuperWhy]

@Tassanamm it means that it is the answering machine who he is talking to the whole time

[jrjuggalo159]

@Tassanamm The whole time on the phone, Dex was on Lyles answering machine. SO Dex had to get out of the car and get a way to Lyles. In which the bad neighborhood people pretty much beat him to hell.

[kenseicloud]

I Like Lisa's Artwork/Comic more cuz it had a more anime look in it

but still really funny tho

[666Shinedown]

Wait...Shadman?You mean the guy that has some really fucked up pics on NG?

[WeMakeGarbage]

@666Shinedown WOMEN WITH PENISES ARE NOT FUCKED UP! THEY ARE GIFTS OF NATURE, OKAY?! OKAY?! OKAY?!?!?!

[666Shinedown]

@WeMakeGarbage ...suuuuure...

[WeMakeGarbage]

@666Shinedown Lol you're gonna die alone.

[666Shinedown]

@WeMakeGarbage You mean YOUR gonna die alone

[ZzCookiezNCakezZ]

@666Shinedown Nope he was right :D your is a belonging e.g your coat :3

[666Shinedown]

@ZzCookiezNCakezZ I mean that he's gonna die alone for wasting his time writing retarded comments

[wildcard126]

@666Shinedown Sir, I believe you mean "YOU'RE"

[666Shinedown]

@wildcard126 Yes...I mean you're 

[CrowbarSuperman]

How come every person who draws your shit also, draws hentai. You have the best team.

[MultiTaco45]

Men

[windownoobyou]

my name is Sven! :D

[gezzerwerp]

Damn I didn't expect that was funny ass fuck

[Chihirolee3]

100 degrees?  Why is wearing a fuzzy sweatshirt?