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  • COOOOOOOOOOOOOL AND SOOOO NICE

  • i can imagine the sound of the cd-rom getting out and in...

  • nice one:D

  • Name of song? Really amazing..

  • Muito bom! Adorei! :D

    Very good! I love it! :D

  • AMAZING... realy a genius...

  • Like a BOSS! xD

  • Haha genius

  • linux is useful after all

  • fat as

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  • меня нуда положи и будет п*и*з*д*е*ц системнику

  • Hahahahaha xDDDD

    Now I want be father xDDD

  • axaxaxa

  • lol thats smart can I give you my video card to keep him warm?

  • music name?

  • @Yazahoos It's in the credits.

  • HAHSAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • nice one :D

  • красавелла

  • This is awesome!

  • 86 people Cant do this on Windows

  • @kxs14 I bet no one does ;)

  • @kxs14  msfn.org/board/topic/45418-vbs­cript-for-openingclosing-cd/

  • Linux rocks!

  • @antononszers Hahahahahahhaah! Very good !

  • liesux is faster than microsoft at office productivity

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  • fuckin awesome

  • awsome

    

  • That is pretty clever!

  • Not being a parent, but I still think this (no pun intended ) ROCKS! lol :-))

  • Very clever! 

  • Thanks bro, i think i'm gonna use that one when i have my own family! xD

  • What's this got to do with mythtv?

  • fu*k off dislikers....this rocksss!!! :D:D

  • @DjJackieOWalker YEEEEEAAAAAAH!

  • hahah this one really cracks me up

  • O.o

  • whats not to like in this video? Im askin 81 ppl disliked this vid!

  • Por fin le encontré una utilidad al comando eject xD

  • Shell Scripts rockssssss

  • Wow you must be a very creative person :D

  • Puhahaha good idea :D

  • LOL,,,,,,, Man i Love it

  • SO COOOL :-D

  • Or more concisely...

    while true; do eject -T; done

  • oh I wanna be a father :D

  • jajajajjjajajajjaajajaaa

  • I'm sure his parents are fine humans. Lol. I wish them the best. :)

  • I didn't mean to offend. I'm sure the child is well taken care of. And I

  • Nerds rock!!! (the baby) ha! :D

  • holy mother of god... that is being a GNU Linux Guru.

  • holy mother of god... that is being a GNU Linux Guru.

  • holy mother of god... that is being a GNU Linux Guru.

  • Try a more elastic cord. This should provide for constant motion.

  • while eject; do eject -t ; done

    But the beauty isn't the coding, but the algorithm - leaves Daddy free to code.

  • that doesn't look calming or comfortable at all haha......

    but i guess that's programer son desteny....

  • @ItayROFL Well, if it isn't comfortable normal balancing wouldn't be. It looks more constant than normal balancing. (but maybe I'm thinking that because I used to hate balancing as a child.)

  • lol kid is gonna call the computer daddy

  • Because no other OS can do this...

  • I amazed you were even able to find a woman who'd reproduce with you. Well done. You beat the odds.

  • @BloodRedChorizo The odds are against (him? You assume it's a guy? I don't see in the profile where it states "the father made this") because he (or she, the other videos suggest it may be a woman) thinks outside the box?

    The baby's clearly safe, they're having fun, no harm done. Now, if more people used their brain to be creative instead of following the pack, the world would be far more interesting :)

  • @Caghs Nicely said :)

  • @BloodRedChorizo Jajajajaa

  • @BloodRedChorizo You have not heard of female geeks? ;)

  • @BloodRedChorizo there are girl geeks out there

  • @BloodRedChorizo I gorilla. I find mate easy. You nerd. I amazed.

  • While 1=1? Your coding fu is pathetic. "while true" is fine.

  • @vitfirringur dude stfu

  • while eject; do eject -t ; done

  • while eject; do eject -t ; done

    But the beauty isn't the coding, but the algorithm - leaves Daddy free to code.

  • LOL

  • awesome!

  • does this works for windows too ?

    excelente work.

  • @calao2288 Install Gentoo

  • children shouldn't play with a computer when their so young !! your a bad parent :P nice video hehe

  • what cant Linux do?

  • I did something which did the same thing but at the time didn't use a computer.

    13 years ago it was important to get some sleep! Now we just embarrass him, apparently.

    Wonderful job!

  • @Jmaltz9 LOL, thanks for making me laugh was feeling a bit annoyed until I saw your joke xD

  • You should have used a coat hanger or something that is solid so it would rock the baby back and forth rather than jerkily tugging it.

    Also, isn't it a little bit inefficient to constantly do that? I mean, why not just use an arduino?

  • holy! i need this for one of my fingers

  • Hahahahahahh, nice !!!!!

  • Wtf was that about

  • original work

  • where I can find that program

  • #lol  'creative'

  • jajajajaja omg

  • ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺

  • Ubuntu is really awesome :X love it!

  • @tzaqxxx Gnu/Linux is really awesome...

  • I think this is awesome!

    But don't you "Tire out" your computer from making it do that? You're basically pulling at it constantly aren't you?

  • ahhaha excellent!

  • :)) wonderful

  • LOL

  • Genius!! :)

  • lol

  • All you need to do is add a spring (or make the line out of elastic) to reduce the shock in the movement...

    ...makes for AWESOME parenting :)

  • still think that pcs are better

  • @christianscott123 It is a pc, linux runs on PC

  • EPIC!

  • nice :)

  • Nice, but you should have randomized the intervals somewhat... :)

  • You are a geek. lol

  • Great man ! linux rules !  script kiddies ;-)

  • Haha great! You could have used a better script tho, to make the rocking more regular... Just use the toggle switch with an until loop, set your conidition to current time + 30 mins :)

  • Brilliant

  • Lame. Rock your own baby or he'll grow up fucked up and isolated.

  • the power of lazy parents is strong

  • FDGDSFg332

  • FDGDSFg332

  • the magic of linux

  • hahahah lol

  • Also, your method is very inefficient. This is a much better solution:

    #!/bin/sh

    while [ 1 = 1 ]

    do #toggle cd drive eject status eject -T

    done

  • I wonder if this voids the CD drive warranty if the baby suddenly pulls backwards on the drive

  • good but thats a fake baby need a real one

  • interesting use of linux, good job

  • hahahahahahahah, That was nice!!!

  • Quite convenient.

  • Hahahaha imba!!!! :D

  • Ingenious!

  • freak =D

  • >implying people who use linux get sex

  • LOL LOL LOL

  • Now THAT is good parenting!

  • lol wtf

  • Swesome!!!

  • Dude : ) Nicely done ! possible new Edubuntu feature ?

  • i miss being a baby..

  • Very Very Very Funny and Creative at the same TIME!!!!

  • OMFG xD

  • Imprinting the baby to sleep if they hear CD Rom opening and closing.

  • Be hilarious when they need to open the cd drive and fall asleep. People will think its narcolepsy :D

  • I love this.

  • huahahahhahaha ..muantab rek..

    creative...I really like this...:)))))

  • Buona notte!

  • hahahah o japierdole !! Dobre :D

  • hahhahaahahahahah awesome

    :)))

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  • Excellent! 5/5

  • fricken creative and awesome.

  • très bon !

  • Now when the baby grows up and he hears a drive eject he will sleep. nice!

  • LOL

  • hahahaa its work perfect!!! xD xD xD

  • huahuahuahauhuahuahuahuahauh !!!!!!!!

    cool !!

  • hahaahha... great

  • hahah epic

  • see Linux does every thing

  • ахахаха)))) поржал)

  • linux is awesome

  • Omg, nice job ! :'D

  • epic win

  • Linux rocks... literally... =P

  • Nice.... How inventive :)

  • love this and love the fact that people are talking about how to slim the code down :)

  • when he grows up he will have nice feelings every time he hears a cd tray openning... i dont think they will have that when he grows up but he'll have that in memory...

  • Awesome, amazing video. Great work.

    I would suggest some sleep time :-)

    $ while :; do eject; sleep 5; eject -t; done

  • Or, you know, you could /push/ the rocker by hand.

  • and where would be the fun in that jack? : )

  • No linux needed, the ray doesn't close because of the string so it opens again after a while. No PC even needed, just power :P

  • true but you need something to close the tray after. some trays close automatically but that takes way too long

  • Ah, ofcourse, forgot that...

  • Very nice man!:D

  • You can also just run `eject -T` to "toggle" the CD tray in/out.

    while [ 1 = 1 ]

    do # eject/close CD tray eject -T

    done

    # Look! 50% less code! :P

  • I would change that to "while [ true ]", because it's less for the computer to compute. Less CPU time, w00t!

    while [ true ]; do eject -T; done

  • You know, you can replace this Linux setup with an isolating fan, and would do the job just as well...

  • very creative :) Linux is cool like that ;)

  • jajaja linux rocks :cool:...

  • nice

  • It's true that linux can do everything

  • C'EST EXCELENT !!!!  :D

  • COOL :o))

  • the baby is near pc so it gets a lot of EM radiation

  • Wonderful video.

  • Btw, all you need is "eject -T" ;) Ejects if closed, retracts if open.

  • Being ignorant is more dangerous then having windows. Want a mirror so i can prove?

  • Miért mer nem teszet a videó azért már egyből le kell szólni az embert?!

    Amúgy mindegy ha szerinted tudatlan vagyok azért mert nem tetszett a videó hát bánom is én. Úgy sem számít mit írkálnak össze rólam a neten.

  • a "shit video" az magán vélemény hát ez van így gondolod. a maradék viszont nevetséges komolyan. mintha azt próbálnád bizonyítani hogy a trabant jobb mint (random mai auto név) mert papírból van és könyebb legyártani. Plusz egy pár angol nyelv lecke is rádférne.

  • Igazad van.

    Gyakorlom is az angolt emiatt nem fogom rosszul érezni magam és nem is kell bűntudatot kelteni bennem.

    De akkor sem kell valakit lehülyézni mert

    utálja a mai számítás technikai ipart.

    Nem ismersz engem .

    Elegem van abból,hogy folyton fejlesztgetnem kell a gépemet hogy valamilyen működés képes dolog legyen

    belőle,hogy játszhassak egy mai játékkal stb..

    C64 csak egyszer kellet megvenned és annyi. Mindegy erről többet nem akarok hallani. Köszönöm.

  • Ha játszani akarsz miért nem konzolt veszel...:S

  • Mert magyar és csóró vagyok...

    Meg vettem a gépet és most gyűjtöm a pénzt egy konzolra.

    De nem csak a j