Jesus and the Space Aliens

[insaneinthebrain1978]

maybe you also have an explaination for getting pregnant without sex?! looking forward on that one^^

[TikiFoamy38]

FINALLY!! Someone else says there's no stick shift.

[BSmenot]

In him was life; and the life was the light of men.

5 And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.

[thesunreport]

i think the argument that this type of iconography is really common is let down by the fact that you haven't been able to show any other examples??....

[labarum312]

@thesunreport Medieval Byzantine iconography is full of this stuff. I'll PM you an example. Also note the images are a fiery red ball (on the left) and a crescent shape (on the right). Sun and moon.

[thesunreport]

@labarum312 ..thanks for that...it was a good image...you should have ripped it for your video, as it explains your argument well!

[RADIXCHRISTUSMOLE]

The video has a sort of 1970s documentaries, training films, films shown in high school science class, porn feeling to it. Yes, unfortunately, I know what 1970s porn looks and sound like.

[5355vbxjbj76rvn]

@labarum312

The "angels covering their faces" may also owe something to Isaiah 6 - he sees the Lord, "high and lifted up", with seraphim attending on Him; they "cover their faces". A link between that, in the depiction of the Crucifixion, where the Lord is "high and lifted up", on the throne of the Cross, would be very natural.

"Spaced-out" moderns might not think in that way, of course.

[5355vbxjbj76rvn]

@labarum312

"This is what happens when silly people try to interpret medieval iconography without a clue." Oh, no, please !

If you could see yourself @2:44

If only the historians of Serbian Orthodoxy had told us more about the space-ships of the Serbians; they must have sold them to the Ottomans, for the Ottomans could not have defeated them otherwise. Unless of course parts of Istanbul are in fact disguised motherships, as in "Independence Day" ?

[pugnaculum1]

ford mustang! That was awesome, really, made me laugh. Great video.

[XiaoFury]

I'm terrified of that horrible music on the video. Great vid though!

[goosejoy20]

Wow that is hilarious...psychedelic music and all...

[MrsShirotora]

I always thought the sun and moon depicted with faces was based on the anthropomophizing verbs used concerning them in the Bible - "the sun knows its going down," that sort of language. I wonder if ancient readers took that literally and thought of nature as more personal than we do (/are trained to by materialism).

[ZeroShift5000]

Oh yeah the music on that space alien video rocks!

[ZeroShift5000]

"Ancient Astronaut" is always disproven to be a modern misinterpretation of medieval art. All this crap comes from Zecharia Sitchins terrible work in some form or another.

[brainouty]

Thank you, labarum! I had to add this to my Favorites! You know, of course, that a variant of this is pandered by Chuck Missler and others who want you to believe that UFOs are really demons...

[halo214r]

What he did not cover is the cave art found in France, Iran and a few other places. Also in egyptian hieroglyphs. That really resemble spacecraft.

[RockyBalboa211]

If I had to describe aliens.. They are either satanic demons trying to deceive humans, or pre human creatures that left earth as banishment by God.

[cguevara12]

"face palm" on Jesus vs the Space Aliens directed Ed Wood.

[hopgoblin1]

The Moon and the Sun represent the generative powers of the universe their conjuction is called "Bal-hadad" representing the birth of the 'god child', horus, tammuz, or any other forms of child worship. Freemasonry uses Bal-Hadad for this reason.. Don't take my word for it, look it up in Morals and Dogma p.451, Although eloquently said by you, it doesn't reveal the entire motives behind the very reason they are there in the first place..

God Bless

[hopgoblin1]

I do agree with you that this documentory got it wrong about they being UFOs. However, you fail to address the issues revolving the isoteric principles of the Sun and Moon (and yes, they are preChristian) and mind you it was not carried into the Christian era, it was purposely brought in visavis Gnosticism. brought in. Allah is the moon god that married the Sun Goddes and according to the "Encylopedia of Religion" Allah is the is a PRE-ISLAMIC name corresponding to the Babylonian Bel!

[XSC3]

@hopgoblin1 the "Allah is a moon god" thing is nonsense, sorry. Just because you read it from Chick Publications doesn't make it true.

[hopgoblin1]

@XSC3 No, my friend, not from a comic book but from academic scholarship. Unfortnately, it is up to you to prove that my statement is wrong and not simply attack my statement by suggesting it is "nonsense".

[XSC3]

@hopgoblin1 actually the burden of proof is on you. You say there's "academic scholarship" that proves this "Allah" worshiped by Muslims today was actually a pre-Islamic "moon god"? Please present it. You're welcome to post it here or send to me in a PM (ps: I'm not a Muslim, so don't get any funny ideas!)

[KingdoMentality]

I would love to just sit and talk with you. Your very Logical.

[zmode82]

Worst than Zeitgeist? Is that even possible?

[labarum312]

I guess once they hit rock bottom, they pulled out the jackhammers. ;>)

[XLuminariumX]

@labarum312 How do you know jesus christ was not from space .?? he stated "my kingdom is not of this world"

to the roman senate, he also Ascended into a cloud. the only way to see that would be hes an extraterrestrial seen by our forefathers as some god whom had magical powers. He may have been extra dimensional. and thus could walk through walls and walk on water, he was represented by the sun and moon correct Jesus was yes. Jesus was also possibly a being whom came from Heaven or Sky.

[XLuminariumX]

@XLuminariumX Ah the "frescoes" :D well explain how then would a man need to seat himself inside the moon??

and sun why was there a man inside? piloting controlls?

[labarum312]

@XLuminariumX I explained it during the video. Ancient societies often depicted the sun and moon as chariots being ridden through the sky. Have you not noticed that one was pictured as a circular ball of fire and the other was crescent shaped? It is not hard to figure out when you actually know something about the history of such paintings.

[XLuminariumX]

Aliens dude thats all

i can say , theres no way they would draw the sun as a flying chariot they were not so retarded that they had difficulty understanding what the sun and moon look like fool someone else.

[labarum312]

@XLuminariumX The sun was drawn as a flaming chariot through the sky thousands of times in both ancient and medieval art. These two objects are obviously the sun and moon unless you are completely ignorant of art history - which obviously you are. You are merely denying reality to preserve an absurd conspiracy theory.

[XLuminariumX]

@labarum312 LOL you wont believe me no matter what i say , please dont waste my time, goodday to you sir

[XLuminariumX]

@XLuminariumX Once again they were BOTH the sun and moon and used to represent space craft.

[labarum312]

@XLuminariumX The far more likely explanation was the sun and moon were used to represent the sun and moon.

[XLuminariumX]

@labarum312 Basically saying he was both Represented by the sun and also was from the stars,

[labarum312]

@XLuminariumX The symbolism of this sort of painting is that the deity pictured, in this case Jesus, had power over the sun, moon, and all below.

[XLuminariumX]

@labarum312 Man worshiped the stars because we came from them. we are martians. lol

[XLuminariumX]

@labarum312 LOL

[MrGriegos]

Interesting video.

Reminds me of Seraphim Eugene Rose and how he addressed the issues people had about UFO's.

[isaakios]

Decani is most definitely Orthodox. The great St. Stefan (called "of Decani") is the one who built it. It's pronounced De-CHA-ni. This is pretty outrageous-- thanks for the laugh.

[labarum312]

Thanks for clearing that up.

[danheg]

I heard they consulted Mulder and Scully. :)

[WarriorPriest28]

lol 5:02

your funny brother

:0)

[truevoiceofsanity]

the aerodynamic form is known as a circle.

5 stars right there

[AbdielAbiram]

roflroflroflroflroflroflrofl

[mapollo]

"A million monkey's pounding on keyboards for a year...."

Well, you know the rest...same can be said for people....well..to paraphrase "A Fish Called Wanda".... to call them stupid would be an insult to stupid people

sigh....

[Pumbaelo]

Jesus was from another planet, does that mean the mormons were right all along?

[DerekHowardM]

Wait until Acharya S. gets a load of this.....I smell another heavily researched and copiously sourced tome called "Attis, Aliens, and Anal Probing: Christian Origins Pulled From Where the Sun Doesn't Shine".

[5355vbxjbj76rvn]

@DerekHowardM

That of course explains the purpose of impalement - it was really anal probing, taught by the Martian colonists who settled in what later became Assyria (which is why the Assyrians used it.) IOW, man is from Mars. (Cue looong tome "proving" that OT religion is borrowed at second hand from that of Mars, which also colonised (where else but) Atlantis. Naturally, the USA is the remains of Atlantis.

There must be something no one could possibly believe

[DeiVerbum777]

Head banging.....another Albert melt down XD

[rollsthepaul]

Every year the Sun turns water into wine. Put your faith in the Sun of God. Bullshit Baffles Brains Bountifully.

[DeiVerbum777]

Thank you for another incredible example of atheistic fundamentalism.