Shappi Khorsandi on The Late Edition Live

[aModernDandy]

I pity the intern that had to wrap each one of those grapes with clingfilm ...

[farerse]

why would you call the bank to find out the weather? explane

[Bigkahkistan]

haven't even seen shappi yet, but the writing in this sketch is brilliant

[hahaha430]

If anybody has ever been to the Edinburgh festival, she has done three different shows. I think she doesn't use any new material cos then that would cheapen her show. Most comedians use the same set when performing on TV.

[TheOmegajuice]

I think Mrs Bigot might live next door to me

[ashthegreat]

3:20 to skip the irrelevant parts.

[vandervalk1000]

I love Shappi's humor and she's very very sexy. But it's a shame she tries so hard to win the "Blur out all your old jokes as fast as you can" contest.

[RussWood2]

The last line should be: "Shappi I could talk to you all night but sadly we've run out of material."

:p

[lixechan]

YES MARCUS BRIGSTOCKE YOU BRILLIANT MAN!!!

#GORecycling

[StopSexualUrges]

occupation? no just a holiday hahaha

[JigareTehroon]

Her father Hadi Khorsandi is amazing. Humour runs in their family. LOL

[teentuber90s]

These are Marks and Spencers, who are probably going to sue us, grapes :)

[Oinky23]

If im honest, i do agree that we should have signs on the way to France saying "Danger: France Approaching" ...

[RobsterUK]

Bring back The Late Edition - join the group on Facebook

[stethespaniard2]

this was just her stand up show sitting on a sofa instead

[cluelesslyricist]

Why do i have such a crush on her......DAMN!

[Ebbs1204]

I really like Shappi but I agree, she does repeat her jokes nearly every time......

[orionasmb]

these are no ordinary grapes

(I laughed so hard I was crying)

[Fabipunkinola]

Love her but she pretty much did her whole act on his show.

[DaveRelph001]

@Fabipunkinola Yeah, her WHOLE act XD

[JigareTehroon]

HAHAHAHA she's soo funny but she's right, most people assume Iranian's are religious, which they're not, I was born as an Iranian-Catholic but I don't remember the last time I went to church..watch in 2018 when the word religion wouldn't even exist.

[litlemadguitarist]

@JigareTehroon And lets not forget, the world will end in 2012, the MAYAS said it so they MUST be right...or not XD

[JigareTehroon]

@litlemadguitarist LOL yh but its kinda hard to believe it, you never know, not all scientists' prediction are accurate

[BelfastAtheist]

@litlemadguitarist

The MAYAS?

[robgprice]

show me an irish or liverpudlian comic who NEVER mentions that they're from Ireland or Liverpool.

[theedomotion]

she tells the same jokes! (n)

[choicesman2000]

well she talked good sense its ok for usa and uk to have nuclear wepons but not anyone else cant do that then how can we invade them

[maccyjames64]

cause we aren't going to nuke anyone and iran has sworn to wipe israel of the face of the earth

[Psepto]

Who was Mrs Bigot? She did a great job.

[KillerkizzProduction]

She does the same routine/jokes as in her apollo show. :/

[549621jon]

she's a comedian they all recycle jokes.

[isaac2k9]

'comedian'

[BelfastAtheist]

@isaac2k9

Exactly..

How come all these ethnic comedians have such an inferiority complex?

I'm getting reaaally pissed at her talking about NOTHING but the fact she's from Iran, good for fucking her! Uninteresting bitch.

[isaac2k9]

@BelfastAtheist and then if you say all she talks about is iran you get called racist its fuuckin stupid shes crap.

[sepidlove]

@BelfastAtheist oi u asshole she is jusmakin jokesss making ur fucking face to smile not racist or nything..if u can do her job then go on and tell about ur background as joke!!!which i doubt !

[BelfastAtheist]

@sepidlove

um..well done. You've clearly proved to me in less than 3 ahem 'sentences' that you're a moron. In life, grammar matters; okay?

when you start an arguement with 'oi' you make it obvious you're a dickhead. OH-HO you called me an asshole, congraaats! That's a really good one, hit me with another wonder comeback matey.

I could do her job, I make people laugh..she just makes stupid people laugh.

She's a cunt and you're an even bigger cunt.

[sepidlove]

@BelfastAtheist

SHUT UP MAN....u obi got no brain n defo a bastard!

[BelfastAtheist]

@sepidlove

Fuck off and go learn how to spell, dickhead.

[Unlocktube]

@BelfastAtheist

Just one point. if you are going to shit on somebodys grammar, you should make sure you spell all your words correctly.

[BelfastAtheist]

@Unlocktube

And what words did I spell incorrectly exactly..?

[Unlocktube]

@BelfastAtheist

Haha I knew you would ask, you sad fuck. Here you go, should shut you up going on your fucking pointless tirade.

"um..well done. You've clearly proved to me in less than 3 ahem 'sentences' that you're a moron. In life, grammar matters; okay?

when you start an ARGUEMENT with 'oi' you make it obvious you're a dickhead. OH-HO you called me an asshole, congraaats! That's a really good one, hit me with another wonder comeback matey."

E not near U so....Take the medicine and learn.

[BelfastAtheist]

@Unlocktube

You're calling me a sad fuck? Hmm, ironic. I got irritated at that moron (who has nothing to do with you) because he is clearly some 12 year old chav who talks in text message format.

You're the fucko that browsed down the comments section and started got involved in a silly little arguement you had nothing to do with.

WOW I made one minor mistake, congratulations for finding it.

Jesus mate go out and get a girlfriend or something, you clearly need it.

[Unlocktube]

@BelfastAtheist

You know you are a real big man picking on 12 year olds. And yes I sometimes read a couple of comments down because you can find genuinely interesting views. Most of the time it is sad fucks like yourself ripping on people so that they can look at themselves in the mirror at night and not feel like so much of a failure. That last bit of you reply is so cliche I won't even respond to it. I am just surprised you have the sheer cheek to even respond after being caught out.

[BelfastAtheist]

@Unlocktube

Well..I'm confident i'm doing well in life. Also it's not like I was wanted to be a grammar nazi but when someone says 'fuk u dik u defo a basterd! in reply to a comment I left days ago saying I didn't like Shappi Khorsandi..

Who the fuck even are you? Why are you talking to me?! And more to point why am I replying..

Anyways, I am offically bored. I highly doubt I intrigue your intellectuality enough for you to keep going. So please, do shush.

[Unlocktube]

@BelfastAtheist

Lol.

[PurushaDesa]

"Thank you for coming with me on that one - not everybody does."

LOL.

[Kristoffee]

Shappi Khorsandi is preeeeeetty.

[leapoffaith20]

Yes, yes she is.

[EdJEWcateTheWorld]

some of her jokes are great, but a little anti semitic.

[punkmanjon]

Anti semetic? Its a joke at the expense of racists you idiot.

[touriaification]

@punkmanjon racism is healthy

[punkmanjon]

Yes I wholeheartedly agree. Racism is as healthy as drinking lard and genital mutilation.

[touriaification]

lol works all the time

[kayman92]

What are you talking about?

[DannyAces]

She's really funny but most of her jokes are the same : /

[CaligirlSofia]

@DannyAces

well thats because comedians have to prepare for their jokes they dont freestyle it you know

[Terrra91]

looool business class for grapes

Shappis well funny too

[icyangel018]

Maybe it's because I haven't seen much of her standup so I don't know if she's repeating material- but she's completely hilarious :)

[DarkMark999]

She really is hilarious but this is more or less her entire stand up... Only time will tell if she comes up with anything new....

[SpikeyJobey]

i really like her, but she needs more material

[SophieLaura08]

hahaa,, so funny. She sould come up with more jokes though coz I heard them all before!! Funny everytime!

[nothingtoobig]

ok, i know that comedians repeat jokes sometimes, but she isnt doing a stand up, she is doing an interview, doesnt she know how to have a conversation without writing a script forehand?

[PeteJones100]

thats so true about the grapes, people really do get plastic bags for the most trivial things

[gushoodwink]

really, the mullah light joke. enough already. it's the 5th time i've heard it now.

of course comedians repeat jokes, but the old spirit of stand up was capturing a moment and a connection with an audience. simply repeating the same jokes to different people over and over again makes i stale and simply a means to get money.

[lyd888]

i've heard the 'nativity play' joke in three of her videos, and i've only watched three videos.

[Twaddlefish]

Bear in mind that most comedians will tour one set extensively before doing new stuff.

[Tariq93UK]

why is everyone so annoyed that she repeats her own jokes, jimmy carr does that ALOT, and he's one of the best comedians out there

[MartinJWillett]

All comedians repeat material, but most comedians have more to start with, she cannot sustain a career on the strength of twenty jokes. I hope she gets some more soon because she is funny.

Alot is not a word by the way, and it deserves capital letters less than the proper nouns and beginning of sentences. Lot is a noun. You don't run articles into nouns unless you want people to think you're amoron.

[niculeesgooz]

I don't even think her jokes are that funny, there's nothing diverse about them. Her new book is also very weak and her stories are just not that interesting. She's probably just a better actress than comedian!

[1trojan1]

i agree.

[karz12]

she put her routine in her interview, very smart

[Hzzbe123]

lol love it!

[XionXi]

Skip to 3:40 to see Shappi.

[Maikenhh]

she's really funny, but she is in desperate need of some new material! comedians always repeat themselves, however most have more material than this.

[UniqueTush]

i dnt get the bank joke????

[franksui]

Basically, most people answering the phone for a bank's customers' service are Indians. So she was saying if you want to know what the weather's like in India, just phone your bank!

[MartinJWillett]

If Bernard Manning had told that jokes there would be complaints but it's the happy Shappi telling them, so that's all right then, isn't it?

That's two-faced. If it's funny it's funny and you don't get the chance to use edgier material just because you belong to a (different) minority.

[franksui]

Sorry MartinJWillett, you misunderstood. I was referring to UniqueTush, who didn't get the bank joke, so I was just explaining to him/her what that joke means. I have no comment on the joke itself.

[MartinJWillett]

If I was addressing you alone I would have used a private message. I had a point to make and your post provided the context to it, the comment was not intended as a rebuke to you, your post merely saved me the trouble of explaining which joke I was referring to.

[franksui]

I see. That's okay. :D

[Steeleperfect]

Bernard Manning was never funny. Shappi Khorsandi is funny. Is it her race you have issues with or her gender?

[MartinJWillett]

So you are telling me if the same joke was told by a fat, white man it wouldn't be funny, but it was funny when told by an attractive brown woman. And you suggest that makes ME racist and sexist.

You not wanting to laugh doesn't mean it isn't funny.

Bernard Manning was funny. He was nasty, hurtful, racist and bigoted but he was funny. The git had a talent. You can't make a career out of just being a racist. Neither can you make a career out of twenty jokes. Please get some more material Shappi.

[WozulPonz]

Yeah, as if the weather is uniform across a country spread over 3.3 million square km, with 6 distinct climatic zones.

[Markeiboi]

Of course she tells the same jokes. Everyone does.

Singers sing the same songs.

Then they come up with new stuff, and do that.

It's kind of.. how it works.

[olires]

Oh, is Shappi from Iran? I'd never have known if she didn't mention it at every opportunity.

[06whitec]

repeating jokes drives me insane!

[GuyInvincible111]

boring

[Saaduk92]

Her sense of humour is hilarious, though she does tend to repeat some jokes.

[transonicbuoy1]

Totally crass. Easy BBC PC card being played again. The BBC should - technically - brand itself as a metropolitan left channel. Then we could watch it knowing what its agenda is, everything would be clear cut, and the viewers would be knowing exactly what they were watching. Yawn.

[miladirooni]

love u get new stuff babe.

[AdamSolitude0]

Same jokes is annoying but from her point of view some of the people she's putting a show on for are seeing her for the first time, probably never even heard of her so she needs her best material i guess.

[salari1983]

GOSH WOMAN, get some new matterial, ur saying the same jokes in every stand up and every show, love u anyway x

[Do1DazzleYou]

Lol yeah same material.

[mountebank1]

most comedians do

[DiscoverPeace]

They do, but this is point-for-point identical to her Apollo material...

[ashbash221]

peter kay does that though. its still funny

[cabbat]

yeh i noticed that! lol

[Lovelorn5544]

grapes lol

[golamnadli]

can someone send a few new jokes to this woman?? so embaresing ,same jokes over and............

[ttbabe92]

great jokes .. but the same over and over again

[8hotchocolate8]

she always tells the same jokes how lame...?!

[Hellorawrgoodbye]

omg shappi does she ever change her jokes she always tells the angel one

[playbic15]

haha love the occupation joke

[bonjour100]

i don't get it lol? What's she talking about?

[m0ufin]

They are asking if she is coming into the country to work....

[kidilli]

its reffering to israel occupying Palestinian land

[Itsbluewire]

she's great.. her and Michael McIntyre are my favourite comedians! XD

[Sam01Productions]

same, just watched her for the first time on live at the apollo

[Noorah85]

hahahaha!!!!love her

[pudseypumper]

I love Shappi. (and fancy her quite a lot)

[BillieDean]

lol "bloody poles coming over with thier work ethic"

[MilkTruffle]

Haha! 'and by the way, Asda, you can bugger off as well'

[IddyB]

LOL I spat my drink out there.

[Iscritty]

Hmmm maybe - but he's not as good looking as Shappi.

Yum

[m0ufin]

"Why? Did you not clean the hutch?"

LOL.

[usernamefaulkes]

hahah fuck M&S! Snobby idiots, who do they think they are making god damn stupid adverts like that?

[spunkternal]

lol "giving us one, right in the Kent!"

[aussiechick7738]

lol you just have to call your bank to see what the weathers like!!!

[Kiricat2]

She uses the mullah lite joke..EVERYWHERE.

[myheartisonthebside]

That's because she's in the middle of touring with that routine.

[06KK]

she uses the same jokes, although she is funny

[masaidan]

Yeah, most comedians recycle jokes that work well. Doesn't make them less funny.

[mangojuice7]

I'll tell you who reuses the same jokes: Omid Djalili. Been doing exactly the same routine for years. Maybe its an Iranian thing?

[masrawy91]

shees fitt!

[tuneybot]

she's fantastic

BRILLIANT comedian

awesome live as well

[shez950]

what does the holiday joke mean at 5.15? I don't get it...

[ironicmoron]

israelis believe it is OK to go and occupy palestinian territories bcos they spend historically upto 40% of their GDP on their army and force citizens to join the army, creating a bullying force of power that they use to control and intimidate their neighbours. it is known as the israeli occupation

[JulieHoole]

I think .. shes kinda been sarcastic about people coming over here and staying to work so her 'friend' is asked her occupation at passport control so she says no holiday as shes not coming to work here.

Summat like that lol i think.

[DarkMark999]

Ahhh i think shes brilliant.

And yes, she is pretty fit robdaman18, lets be honest :P

[canadaguy666]

that grape thing was fucking retarded

[1nkheart1]

Hehehe, I used to work for Marks and Spencer, and I cracked up when it said 'placed in another piece of packaging, by a wanker'!

Shappi's hilarious in this! Particularly the bit about rabbits.

[ARobynLindaH]

i think shes absoutly funny

[firestartertwistedfi]

i think she's terrific

[robdaman18]

shes so fuckin funny!! lmao!!!! (real fit 2!)

[trappedinlife29]

She is a new breed of PC cunt. Shappi Khorsandi is also very unfunny.

[afertyus1000]

i agree with you, boring,predictable unfunny tripe

[captainspudnick]

Ha Ha Ha she is Iranian

now Omid Djalili will have to rewrite like half his jokes.

[ZYahood]

captainspudnick; they are both jewish and the jokes have been written for them!

[captainspudnick]

what i'm saying is that half of omid djallili's jokes are about him being the only iranian comic!

[JacobTrue]

I fucking know! I totally agree. He needs to change the fucking record.

[farzinfarzad]

SHE IS 1 OF THE BEST FEMALE COMIC EVER!

[ZYahood]

farzinfarzad; really? You don't seem to watch TV these days!

[farzinfarzad]

well i didnt say she is the best i said she is one of the best btw its my opinion so!!!!!!!!!!!

[tau000]

Thats funny, my dad was going to move to Iran, he even had a job out there, then the revolution happened... im glad it did, otherwise i wouldnt have been born

[ZYahood]

tau000; that may be good for you but we have to put up with you now! Not good news from where I stand!

[keyboard11111]

oh yes

[hamyparsa]

Christinaty school.

now school

[hamyparsa]

she is clever. The joke about her jewish firend coming to UK and in paspport control asking her Ocupation and her friend says no "Jsuto holidays". and about pork, blonde, brown...etc.

I liked her sence of humor and her smary mind

[stperkin]

She is awesome.

[ANarayan]

"by a wanker" ... "who are probably going to sue us". Lolz

[persianmetallover91]

good job .. atleast she doesnt repleat the same jokes like some others lol shes cute aswel :P

[combatRidders]

I think that I probably enjoyed this more than most, what with me living on the naked flaps of Folkestone. Right in the Kent.

[MrAnswer]

need more videos of her

[14mountain41]

there should be more vids with her on it

somebody reply my comments all alone