Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe - Noel's HQ

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TRUE YES NO

[whotaughtyou]

1:1 WALLINGTON LIBRARY

[whotaughtyou]

£450

YOU WASTE IT BY LISTENING TO PEOPLE TV AND REPEATING BACK YOUR NONSENSE

[angrydead]

@plaidvitc ah like the show then.

[Ostrogothicus]

Ah the legendary Peter Cushing, he lives in Whitstable you know...

[TolpuddleMartyr]

@Ostrogothicus Doesn't he go shopping on his bicycle? I'm sure I've met him buying vegetables.

[A16AdamWalker]

oh fuck britain...

how I feel most days

[mattfaulkner]

That 'Bonkers Britain' bit was just like something Alan Partridge would do

[whotaughtyou]

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[whotaughtyou]

MAKE IT FAST LIKE YOUR D'ANGELOU

[jonboyjon1976]

I didn't think it was possible to hate Edmonds more after Mr. Blobby.

I was wrong.

[mrada2001]

'They're saying I can't have an electric fire in the bath anymore, Stew. In case queers see it.'

[octoberrust85]

@mrada2001

"Politicians have had their turn, and it's time for vigilante justice now, Stew.

By rioting and stealing things you're only proving how devoted you are to the country's economy, Stew, and I won't stand for it! It's political correctness gone mad, and we're the only ones in the right, Stew. Are you a sardine?"

[SnoopyChicken]

@mrada2001

Haha, brilliant reference.

Edmunds no doubt confuses political correctness with health and safety too.

[d01t2m3]

BONKERS BRITAIN!!!11 XD

[diack8]

that studio is full of the whitest people ever

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[graemeoliver84]

1:47 Doesn't he mean "the most embarrassing studio sequence since Noel's House Party"?

[aksquash]

"Why aren't they going after the yobs and the hoodies" Was I the only person who wanted to slap her when she said that? Just that voice and the fact that she probably just meant "teenagers" instead of anyone actually committing crimes.

[outofslumber]

Noel Edmonds. Diverting the real need for a revolution into his pocket.

HAHA

[MatrixExposed]

'Fuck Britain' at the end made me LOL

[CaptainRhoo]

To be fair, I think Peter Cushing says "drunks" there, not "drugs".

[Wallij15]

@CaptainRhoo You know that's not actually Peter Cushing ;)

[CaptainRhoo]

@Wallij15 I do, but it's such a perfect nickname...

[Wallij15]

@CaptainRhoo I guessed as much... I didn't think you were a complete retard :) I was only kidding, it is so perfect!

[CaptainRhoo]

@Wallij15 Sorry man, didn't realise you were joking - it's always hard to tell with YouTube comments.

[film4thefuture]

Is it going to involve any work?

[kalvaza]

That show was crowd pleasing bollocks. It could've been easily replaced by someone suggesting that unqualified celebrities should be Prime Minister. For example:

Stephen Fry for Prime Minister!

[mattsmattys]

CUNT EDMONDS

[MarcZERO1980]

I support health and saftey.It ensures the general public don't die in bunngee jumping accidents.

[MetalguitarlessonsUK]

@MarcZERO1980 Best....comment....EVAR.

[manofempire]

there so much wrong with Noel's HQ to really comment

[soupalex]

Vote Noel for Twat!

[TheMuddyroads]

would you like to kill someone by dropping them from a crane?

[Sesquipedaliantique]

1:34 She's like Richard Littlejohn in a wig. This show is like something out of V for Vendetta. Or the Daily Mail.

[comanchio1976]

@Sesquipedaliantique Now come on! It's about time the burning issue of Police brutality against bagpipers was tackled!

[Sesquipedaliantique]

@comanchio1976 I fear an uprising of angry Scots marching through the streets armed with bagpipes, kilts and deep-friend mars bars...

Srsly though Noel Edmonds creeps me out at the best of times but here he's downright bloody evil, comes across as some kind of weird little Bond villain.

[comanchio1976]

@Sesquipedaliantique Worse than that, he's full of shit too. His cynical strategy of making out, by not getting paid, that he was doing it 'for the people'.

Anyone with a fair amount of savvi can see that bullshit for what it is, a shameless attempt to raise his profile and further his career....nothing more.

Thank fook that even Sky decided to ditch it, an organisation that usually laps up this sort of reactionary right wing garbage.

[graemeoliver84]

@Sesquipedaliantique It looks about as cringeworthy as V for Vendetta (specifically that bit where Stephen Fry hosts a 'satirical' TV show)

[MrSyrett]

Who the fuck actually makes the effort to get to a TV studio to watch a programme where a noel edmonds and a bunch of other over opinionated fuckwits blow hot air for an hour? The unemployed and the mentally ill aside

[JoseTwitterFan]

Quick! Somebody give Noel a weed joint! Cheech & Chong, Willie Nelson, Boy George, ANYBODY!!!

[SmithersJones87]

Looks like a sort of weird TV version of the Daily Mail or something...

[rem3415]

was anyone in the audience under the age of 60?

[DynamicScherzo]

"...Ah fuck Britain."

Yep, I get those days all the time.

[97channel]

If I were Noel Edmonds, the last thing I'd do is go on national TV and undermine the importance of strict Health & Safety practices. I can think of at least one very good example of why it's essential to have the highest level of bureaucracy in that particular feild.

[Teckniphobia]

Did that show turn into Peewee's Playhouse for a bit there?

[AphoticCosmos]

It's political correctness gone mad!

You couldn't make it up!

It's bonkers britain!

FUCK OFF.

[dim432]

BONKERS BRITAIN!

[james2529]

"Post-breakdown Alan Partridge." Awesome.

[00simonwise]

Hey Charlie, whatever became of that cute asian girl who was Noel's helper on that show...

[mattsmattys]

@00simonwise

oh she left due to the fact Edmonds kept trying to do her with a strap on.

[zweckzero4]

Noel's wearing mascara.

[mattsmattys]

@zweckzero4 What do you expect.

[PinkFloydFan74]

Bless him. I love Noel, but this was not his finest moment.

[stupidintellect90]

Blobby scared the life out of me when I was little...or it may have been Noel

[pcvideogamer]

Yeah Edmond's, lets look at those reasons behind bogus terrorism and erosion of civil liberties and the subtle rise of the I-people in a totalitarian state... yeah... or shall we concentrate instead on your tawdry local level bullshit while you patronize us all with... bonkers here, bonkers there... every where a ... oh suck my blobby Edmond's you ponce.

[ChekhovsGun]

It's like a party political for UKIP.

[DJEdSaunders]

Carole Malone is a vacuous cunt

[soupalex]

@DJEdSaunders Yet she lives, and Peter Cushing has been dead for years. No justice.

[DJEdSaunders]

Fuck your tabloid bullshit Edmonds

[cofpaddy]

Fuck Britain lmao. True, Sky 1 and Noel Edmunds is like Fox News and Glenn Beck.

[PunkRocker666Metal]

0:46 ...EVERYBODY ,EVERYBODY (everybody neeeds somebooody)

Bonker's Britian: On Second thought lets not go to Camelot , it is a silly place.

[glaschris08]

@PunkRocker666Metal lolol loved it!!

[PunkRocker666Metal]

@glaschris08 wut you loved? the bit or my comment :P

[glaschris08]

@PunkRocker666Metal the comment dude!

[fleamarket3000]

he's totally ripping off Becks whole act he should be sued, I bet he starts blubbering on air like a hairy baby soon

[TonyOneKenobi]

@fleamarket3000 Glen Beck is much more crazy.

[shinra18]

It's time for...

PARTRIDGE OVER BRITAIN!

[mikek2k6]

Or;

'A Partridge Amongst the Pigeons'

[GlitchyTechnicals]

Christ tonight, could you be more middle class than Noel Edmonds and that stuck up cow

[somerandomer]

@GlitchyTechnicals

not sure i agree with that. the middle classes would generally be the ones who are concerned with 'health, safety, security and the environment', who edmonds is having a go at for no apparent reason.

[Amesterdam01]

"Bonkers Britain" is basically "Panda Bear Madness Minute" from south park.

[TheAnnoyifier]

I can understand why they forced them to sign the forms, the Bagpipes are the worst invention ever.

[JimGrim90]

Jesus. Why, people, why? Who gives a fuck about bagpipers being forced to sign stuff? It probably didn't even inhibit them in any way. How could you possibly think that this meant "the police were going after them"?

[jeff9868]

Noel Edmond's is the British Glenn Beck

[p717]

@jeff9868

Only difference is that Glenn Beck sprang up from practically nowhere.

[TheDavynator0]

@jeff9868 a very very shit glenn beck at that.

[soupalex]

@jeff9868 Having not seen this clip until now, I was going to disagree with you... but... bloody hell O_O

[Arthurmax180]

@jeff9868 ...no

[comanchio1976]

@jeff9868 Now come on!!..he's a total cunt but I wouldn't go that far!

[leapoffaith20]

@jeff9868 Nah, nobody's THAT much of a prick.

[Mounhas]

Anyone who takes the piss out of Noel Edmonds gets my vote anytime!!