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  • oh jesus!!! wait a sec.. im a jew \: so... who do i need to ask? lol

  • YOU FUCKING SHIT BAG!!!!!!!!!

  • Lol pray for a camaraderie.lol and then he'll start talking. This guy is very smart

  • Lol Some people say they literally hear Jesus in there head.. Crazy lol wow

  • @123futurecna They're called schitzophrenics.

  • Lol he told you you ate a big Mack lol... Good one. Hilarious. Goes to prove Jesus doesn't talk to anyone at the moment lol .. good video

  • Jesus cured me of a cancer that I never had.

  • How could he know that? It was a voice in your head. How could he not know that?

  • Don't you have to search for Jesus with all your heart? Are you NOT asking us to believe in Jesus to find Jesus to find the proof to believe in Jesus? It's a paradox. It doesn't make any sense.

  • Well I would post a video arguement but The camera I prayed for hasn't shown up yet.....

  • Large Dr. Pepper with NO ice is quite possibly the best drink in the entire world - sweet ambrosia, the nectar of the gods - and is the only thing I order if I drink soda.

  • I asked Jesus if he exists, he just replied "allah akbar" and blew himself up.

  • Yeah, I just tried. He didn't say anything. It's weird you know? That's the same answer I get when no one's there at all.

  • i asked jesus if he exists, he said no.

  • The man in the burka speaks the truth!!!!

  • Wow this is funny stuff

  • An atheist Jihadist! oh noes! Atheist terrorist, that's new!

  • man well can u ask ur Jesus to tell me what im eating now at the time 03:20 and date 24/06/2011 whats my Grandma's friend name

    if u not lier i will aks u another Question if u lier just get lost

    remember i Challange uto tell me

  • It's your unconchus mind telling u what u think u idiot u know what u had for lunch most ppl close there eyes thinking if this video u idiot and it said yes but ask if god is the god u r talking about and it will say NO!!!! So god is not crist

  • Fuck Jesus, I went straight to the top and asked God why he allows wanksplats like you to be on this planet. guess what... no reply. You are a brainwashed moron, not born with the wits to come to your own conclusions. Was it mommy and daddy who brainwashed you or some paedophile priest at a catholic school? Anyway, I've been praying for this "rapture" to come along and take all you religious nuts away but no luck so far. What heaven this world would be. Fuck you all.

  • @gorby9POD You're a very unintelligent "atheist". Comprehending satire is one of the fundamental rules of atheism.

  • @Bleumange True LOL. Only for youtubers though.

  • This IS a joke, yes?

  • Thanks for posting Soldieringodsarmy videos. He was one of my early youtube favorites. He was the only Christian on youtube, besides Ed Current who made me want to convert.

  • @CHAS1422 He's a satirist. He most likely is not a christian :3

  • @CHAS1422 I'm an idiot.

  • I ask repeated times through pray if god is real when I was still a christian, and nothing happen, okay. Dude, you made LOL.

  • tell me why are u shy of ur face when speaking God and Jesus. open ur face and repost ur video, get real man

  • @grietjie5 Satire, you slut.

  • @Bleumange may God bless u and cure ur tongue, and u know if u dont believe that Jesus will answer u He will not and please do ask Him to show u a dream or something, u know i forgive u for cursing someone u dont even know and wish u a happy fun filled day, GOD BLESS U

  • @grietjie5 I don't need a false construct to "bless me". I won't say I've "rejected God" because that would insinuate my belief in his existence. Why do you need to see the guy's face if you don't think identities matter? Surely God knows what he looks like. And if he introduced language, why is "cursing" within it? Also dont you think that asking a fairy to reveal itself would be arrogant and rejecting faith?

    I was pointing out that you were too stupid to recognise satire.

  • he kind of reminds me of steve greens chad :)

  • I effin love you man.

  • if god was alive! he would be strung up on a fucking cross just like his dopey twat of a son!

  • I asked Jesus for a camera like you told me to, and all I got were bills in the mail. The Lord works in mysterious ways, huh?

  • I asked....in the middle of the night to. Around 11:30 PM. All i was answered with chirping of crickets.

    Lmao....i asked my self if i was a god....i didn't get silence.... I however argued with myself for a few hours.

    Its called a mental disorder when your talking to things that aren't there.

    I am probably one of the few that actually argue with myself. I argue to the point where i am pissed off at myself. Its called a mental disorder....and all christians who got the answer have it.

  • Hmmmm...silence. I wonder why? I have a question for you, why do you care?!?!?!? Love your god, I will love myself and my friends and family, and we both go on living. seriously. piss off, let me not worship in peace, you can worship in peace...... get over it...... fuck...

  • i asked jesus and he told me to go away he was busy sucking dick

  • i tried and what do you know SILENCE

  • Hi! My name is Ramon and I would like to kill someone. If I chose to become a christian, can I then kill atheists abd muslims? Thanks, bye!

  • @Ram0nZarate

    "Hi! My name is Ramon and I would like to kill someone. If I chose to become a Christian, can I then kill atheists abd muslims? Thanks, bye!"

    No, sorry, that isn't allowed... vengeance is The Lord's.... but feel free to sneer, boast, goad and gloat about how your (new) God is going to burn them forever. Apparently, that feels good. So I'm told ;-)

  • just retarted no it super ted

  • I love the pure hate this guy emenates!

    Go back a few hundred years and this guy would have been front row at all the local witch burnings - "burn you whore, the lake of fire awaits you. Muhahahahahah". Lovely demonstration of Christian values.

  • I CAN DEMONSTRATE THE INEXISTENCE OF GOD BY LOGIC, YOU CAN'T DEMONSTRATE THE EXISTENCE OF GOD BY VOICES IN YOUR HEAD! Holy shit you so stupid! You need religion because of your fear of death! Fuck you, [ I ] am the mad one!

  • wow ur retarded who doesnt put ice in their Dr. Pepper

  • ISLAM is the cure

  • @NADEEM91K no it isnt

  • @NADEEM91K ISLAM is equals to death.. lol... only science can give cure, even to religious persons that is now on mental institutions... science is taking care of them, not religion, NEVER(even your ISLAM)

  • HAHAHAHA "Heathen" lmao

  • "I heard it in my head!"

    Enough said.

  • Amen, perfect. Atheist have to suck on it man. You kicked their bound for hell butts. I had trouble with the challenge of asking JC if he exists, but then I did it and there were voices. I knew it was God cause he told me to smite my enemies with stone and sword just like in the Bible. Alleluia. Thanks for all your excellent work in keeping the athiest in their place.

  • i asked him. got no awenser

  • @lordnuck33

    Sure, but don't lose hope. Even though Jesus teaches that "we have not, because we ask not" and "anything you ask in my name the father will give you." You need to be patient cuz it's a little trickier than that, it means about as many things as you might get by shear chance 'will be given.' If you never prayed then the items you got by chance couldn't be attributed to answered prayer, so you must keep on praying so you'll know he helped you when a prayer is finally answered. 

  • repent for jesus friend

  • I laughed my ass off xDD

  • like when you put on the earphones on and it sounds like its comin from inside your head... yeah it does sound like that, the music that is.

  • I just asked if Jesus Exist no one responded..

  • @choppinyews No one will cos its all bullshit :-)

  • lol too funny

  • Hilarious! I talk to Jesus all the time. He does have a sense of humor so ths is harmless fun.

    Be very careful trying this stunt at home, You might actually hear him and it might make you crazy liek us.

  • I would have posted a video response ... but the webcam didn't appear :(

  • The first thing we do when we question the existance of a being is ask it if it exists? What? Oh p.s. I just ask Jesus if he existed. He said no.

  • i took the jesus challange,i found him in my head and he said to me...................... KILL THEM ALL

  • Its official we need to round up all religious nutters and behead them!There clearly insane and dangerous i think we need to dispose of these monster child molesters before its too late.

  • Holy crap I can't tell if this is satire, but either way it's really funny.

  • Wow, that first guy is radiating such concentrated rage, he actually looks evil.

  • One day you will find out if Jesus exists.Get saved, and meet Him in Heaven. If you die, and you are not saved, you will go to Hell. Either way, you will one day bow down to Him and confess Him as Lord. You make your choice on this side of death. Make the right choice. By the way, why do you hide your face? Are you a coward or ashamed of yourself? Make it right with the Lord and ask Him to forgive you of all of your sins, and save you. You have to be sincere when you do this.

  • Yaaaaaaawn... ZZZZzzzzZZZZ

  • @naholeman Haha!

  • hehe good one

  • I called on Jesus but He never answered.

    I passed your challenge but Jesus failed.

  • Fuck you if your a phoney!!!!

  • Silence..

  • christian and atheist fight! GOOOO!!!

  • Wait a minute... is this venomfangx in drag?

  • I tried to telepathically communicate with this space man of yours..... all I got was channel 13 and I may have tuned in to Charmin commercial.

  • "Small fries, large drink, no ice.Now how could he know that, if he wasn´t the only true god?"

    It wasn´t god who told him. The soldier in gods army was talking with the burger flipper.

    ;-)

    But maybe I´m wrong here and god is a burger flipper.

  • Look to the sky! Throw up your hands and ask! Ask Cthulu if he is real! Surely you will hear a voice echo through your dreams that isn't your own, personal inner ear answering for you as a reflex" A dread voice that can be recorded and verified!

    Ergo, the dread Cthulu is real and Jesus is not. He waits dreaming.

  • @Randomq1 But if Cthulu is real then he would be the least of our worries ;)

  • I love comedy!

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  • wanna know what that voice was?

    it was ur mind freak because you want something ur mind makes it real do youre homeword stupid redneck

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  • That wasn't Jesus, that was the fuckin voice in your head called YOU. lmao I can't believe how crazy religion makes some people.

  • This is kinda sad how barely anyone actually even gives it a try and they already say it's wrong. And also some of you "Christians" have got this wrong too. You're not supposed to criticize Athiests, that's left to wanna be Christians. :P Also if half of you Athiests have the brains to explain how my claim is false then explain this. If God doesn't exist because you can't see him then how can you know the air exists and not be able to see it? And for others, Christians are open minded, not blind

  • And beyond that, guess what? God actually has been proven to exist scientifically. So Satanists and Athiests alike, prove me wrong. =P

  • I still do not see this proof, is it a published paper verified by the scientific community ?

  • It's been explained scientifically but not by the community. And were it a demonic possesion someone would be hurt, i've seen actualy demonic possesions before, it wasn't one.

  • 100% of the time it cannot be demonic possession, it is called delusional schizophrenic etc. to call it demonic possession is just setting the stereotypical atheist view of all Christians as morons, naive, incompetent idiots.

  • Ok first of all we're not the incompetent idiots, we're merely ensuring that if there is an afterlife then we'll have a good one. And if not then atleast we're living without regrets. Also would you call it a mental problem if 1 person made that happen to over 1000 in a week? I don't think there's more than a 2% chance that all 1000 people coincidentally became delusional in the same place at the same time.

  • The human mind is easily influenced by others, if its sees it happening to someone else then they might do it too thinking its real.

  • Not really. I was one of those 1000 and I didn't think it would happen to me. But it did.

  • Don't play stupid, I can tell you're smart enough to read back.

  • Wow, demonic possession, do you mean an entire community of 1000 affected by demonic possession or individual people?

  • First of all, it wasn't demonic possesion. Were it demonic posession there would be injuries. And there were a few individuals but it was a community mainly.

  • Air can be sensed science has proved air to exist. Also can you give me a link to this god proof?

  • I know the air exists because its what I breath, its a fact that without it you would not be able to breath don't be blind. I agree with your statement about wanna be Christians.

  • If God didn't exist then neither would you so it's the same basic idea as air you wouldn't be alive if you didn't breathe it. Basically the point of that was to prove that just because you can't see it doesn't mean it's not there.

  • You can see me, you can feel me, hear me, smell me, and even taste me. God you can't so he isn't real at any level, your entire argument is flawed you don't understand it yourself.

  • On most of that you're right. We can't smell, hear, or taste him. But you can feel him. Whenever you get prayed for by someone that God uses a lot to do miracles and what not, you're most likely to be on the floor, crying, twitching, and speaking words you don't know. Now I don't blame you for being athiest since I used to be but it's impossible to not know there's some type of creator of the galexy after doing what i've done. And I'm not arguing I'm debating. Arguments wouldn't be so friendly.

  • Your whole demonic possession is called a brain malfunction, you just say its god because you do not understand. You cannot feel something that is not there, its literally impossible for our brains to do something like that right now.

  • @ic0uldntth1nk0f4n4me You're ridiculously stupid. The molecules which make up air CAN be measured. Since you're so convinced of God's existence, how do you know which God it is that exists? There have been so many throughout history, with so many prophets preceeding Jesus who have a remarkably similar story (research it!). What makes Christianity the right one for you? The answer is it's random chance popularity, same with Islam for Muslims. You only chose it because it was there.

  • @ic0uldntth1nk0f4n4me

    When two opposing teams pray to God before a match, which one does God help, and which one does he ignore?

  • @fatkat444 For one thing, I know it's the christian God that exists because all the things in the bible when tested have been proven true. I didn't choose it because it was there, I chose it because I found out that it was real. And for your question, if he doesn't help both he helps the team that has the more godly goal, motives, etc.

  • @ic0uldntth1nk0f4n4me All things in the bible proven true? Such as: The earth was made from water, Noah's ark (impossible), unicorns, satyrs, a race of giants, origin of languages? And what about the many many contradictions, how do you explain them away. Your logic is wrong anyway, I could write a book about history, all proven true, and then claim a God did it. Because everything i wrote was true and proveable, does that mean god did do it? No

  • @fatkat444 You'd be really surprised how real God is. But I'm not going to argue this over with you because you don't want to at least consider that it's a possibility, but one day you'll actually know. And then you'll wish you had at least been a bit more open minded. By the way, if you think that there's no God and evolution or anything else is how life started, research the human eye. There's no chance something that complex could have no creator.

  • I always consider the possibility of a God as we don't know how life started. I'm completely open minded, and when i see a propper and reasonable explanation of a god, ill accept it as real.The eye is complex, though more likely developed through evolution - why would god make the eye so susceptible to problems like myopia, the ear to hearing loss - it makes more sense that we hadn't evolved with loud noise or the need to read, thus causing these problems.

  • @ic0uldntth1nk0f4n4me BTW great way to dismiss the questions i gave you. You're obviously very honest with yourself :P

  • @fatkat444 I didn't dismiss anything, but I'll be honest, I don't have the legitimate answers to all of those questions, they're just possibility's, The earth more than likely was made from water, all the plants and grass all over the world had to have something keeping them alive before people started watering them, unicorns could be an extinct race of animal as far as we know,

  • @fatkat444 and with giants it's possible something happened to their body's causing them to grow faster and continue to grow past the age where most people stop growing. But do you think anything but God could heal cancer or other diseases that supposedly have no cure with words? And yes, that's really happened before, and back to the eye, that stuff got there because of Satan, God didn't do it. You'd learn that by at least studying religion out of curiosity.

  • @ic0uldntth1nk0f4n4me The earth was actually formed from malten rock - a scientific fact. So god is all powerful, yet the devil has the ability to manipulate his creations? Either god is therefore not all powerful, as the bible says he is, or god caused the deformities within 1/5 of the populations eye's, and all other problems surrounding humanity. Which is it?

  • @fatkat444 No, neither. God gave freewill and authority to humans and Satan practically controls most of humanity.

  • @ic0uldntth1nk0f4n4me So the bible is wrong?

  • @fatkat444 "A deity is able to do anything that is in accord with its own nature (thus, for instance, if it is a logical consequence of a deity's nature that what it speaks is truth, then it is not able to lie)." That's one of the meanings of omnipotence, Or being "all-powerful". So no, the bible isn't wrong. You've just never thoroughly researched it.

  • @ic0uldntth1nk0f4n4me So the bible is the word of god - god cannot lie - but the bible is full of contradictions and lies (order of creation, god talking to humans, many many more) - meaning god has lied - or the bible is wrong.

    You misunderstand the meaning of all powerful.

    Do you believe in slavery?

  • @fatkat444 Actually, God still talks to humans, and the order of creation isn't false because scientists "claim" it happened differently. So God hasn't lied, and if the bible is wrong in any aspect it's because words with different meaning have been used throughout the many languages it's been translated to from hebrew. And no, that's one of the actual meanings of all powerful. And in a sense I believe in slavery. But I don't support it.

  • @ic0uldntth1nk0f4n4me I was talking about contradictions within the bible itself, not with science.

    some bible contradictions:  God is just and impartial - god is unjust and partial; God is warlike-god is peaceful; god accepts human sacrifices-god forbids human sacrifices; man was created after other animals-man was created before the other animals; and there are hundreds more.

  • @ic0uldntth1nk0f4n4me The old testament says god won't talk to anyone again, so you claim the bible is wrong there. But how do you explain these contradictions away?

  • @fatkat444 I won't lie, the bible will contradict itself on occasion, but only between the new testament and the old testament, and also, in the new testament Jesus said when he died he would send his spirit to guide them, or the holy ghost, or however else you want to address it, so God still communicates with some people.

  • @ic0uldntth1nk0f4n4me the bible NEVER contradicts itself so yea if ya dont believe me look it up youll find out

  • @ic0uldntth1nk0f4n4me You’re exactly right; I don’t even put air in my car tires anymore. Faith works perfectly fine. I plan to swim to the bottom of the ocean of faith next week, wish me luck.

  • lol. It's lame how christians are so blind and unable to understand that they only live once and they shouldn't be afraid of hell and live freely

  • Even if Jesus is real, t hat doesn't mean that an eternal mind created all things. I know Jesus personally. He is an ET like me.

    Check out my channel to learn the true history of Satan or to ask him questions.

  • halleluja!

  • FUCKTARD :)

  • 2:34 hahahaha :P fucking good!

  • lolz. At least you have a faith. The atheist is no different than from an animal.

    Besides Jesus will return on earth to establish monotheism and ban ppl worshipping him & his blessed Virgin Mother.

  • The atheist just like the theists are animals. In fact we are apes, or at least the cousins of apes.

    Now happy repenting.

  • You stupid me not monkey. I am god! bow before me and give me your monney.

    Il prove it to

    You will breathe at some point in your life. have you breathed?

    If so i am god. you damned filthy ae.

  • And they say christians aren´t goalable.....

  • "you are keeping the lord waitin' heathen!" BRILLIANT lol.

    One day this guy is gonna take off that mask and we'll see the face of venomfangX laughing and thanking all the good Christians for their donations.

    I'd buy popcorn to see that happen.

  • hahaha

  • You are so retarded you're hilarious! Keep being a tard!

    BTW, can I steal a camera for the camera thing?

  • I asked.

    A voice said "No there is no God!".

    I'm pretty sure it was Carl Sagan.

    So I was right all along.

  • Hehehehee that was really good duder I love th part at the end "GO GO HEATHEN" priceless bro keep it up

  • "its a simple fact that all the atheists, agnostics and skeptics never bothered to ask Jesus whether he exists or not..."

    wow...just wow...

  • @3IDLukeK - I tried it too - definitely nothing!!! What now??

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  • What is SIGA?

  • Soldier In God's Army

  • there is no god...

    only the wicked one

  • i just asked jesus if he exists... nothing....

  • "don't even do a rehearsal"

    lmao.

  • i don't care who you are.... that's funny shit

  • SIGA is an atheist. You know that don't you? He is making fun of christians.

  • I wish I'd heard of this guy before he was banninated. He hits the nail right on the head.

  • why did they suppended him?

  • i thuaght they didnt serve Dr. Pepper@McDonald's lol...burger king does and Checkers (its called Pib but same stuff).

    dude thats funny tho i love Dr. Pepper...i like all sodas but the bootleg Dr. Pepper (Dr. Thunder lol)is the one i like drinkin the most and Lemonlime soda...ha i even do the no ice thing@drive thrus. thought i was the only one who did that, halerious

  • lol how come you haz a mask on

  • pray 4 a camera....ahhahahaha! stupid aethiests r too scared..hopefully God can inspire them b4 its too late.

  • your an idiot. hes satire. fool

  • Lol, how big is your brain?

  • hahah your funny..hahaha.. thank God your here.you should definitly be a preacher

  • is this guy muslim?

  • He is an atheist.

  • can we fuck jesus in the ass?

  • A BIGMAC!!! HE ATE BIG MAC!

    This is the funniest shit on the whole internet.

    And can you ask to Jesus to give you some brain?!?1 ROFLMAO!

  • Pssst...*Hey you, yeah you...I'm going to tell you a secret...This guy whom you told to get a brain...noow heres the shocker...is satirizing jesus freaks..don't tell anyone*

  • roflmao

  • i fucken asked jesus if he was real all i got was satan saying fuck he dont exist and you think i wasent the drugs you took talking ass fuck at least grow a sack and show you fucken face

  • Look at his eye region, this guy is venomfangx.

  • I concur.

  • this IS sarcasm right?

    i really wouldn't be surprised after all the religion debate videos i've seen now on youtube, because some people are just freaks.

  • hahahhahha

  • You know, they have a pill for hearing voices now. Get some.

  • He was joking dumbass.

  • you are seriously a mental patient. At least have the guts to show your face in your video

  • Cuz he offends your god? Bahahaaa

  • I'm a Atheist, so there's no god in question.