Celebrity Storytime: Denis Leary

[mprime2003]

that arrow shouldve hit him in the eye. and bill hicks shouldve never got cancer. fuck you world.

[brando1001]

@mprime2003 fuck bill hicks i dont een know the guy, he's in the past now denis is in the now so fuck you not the world

[mprime2003]

@brando1001

stop talking out of your ass. if your dont know somebody, do not speak a word of them. first do some research you prehistoric retarded hick-like highschool kid. now, listen to the master: bill hicks is the shit, denis leary is a poser of bill hicks, and you are just a clone of many clones of clones of clones that are posers of clones of clones of posers of want to bes of posers of clones of posers of clones that like denis fucking leary! he stole bill hick's entire act when he died

[brando1001]

@mprime2003 Fuck you, fuck bill hicks, fuck your family, fuck your life you shitty fanatic. You're the one that brought up bill hicks on a Denis Leary video so shut the fuck up and move on.

[RyanR3volution]

Leary stole a lot from Bill Hicks. he is a snake.

[jimmy2k4o]

@RyanR3volution no he didnt you tard he took a topic when jimmy carr talks about rape then frankie boyle does too is that stealing.....no anyway hicks is a doornail  and leary doesn't even do stand up anymore unless your saying that leary took rescue me from hicks even tho it was made 10 years after hicks died you fucking idoit

[RyanR3volution]

@jimmy2k4o

I could give you dozens of jokes that Leary stole from Hicks. Doornail? Hicks actually spoke of philosophy and solving the worlds problems, not fart and dick jokes like Leary. When Leary did stand up he stole from Hicks, that is a fact, everyone in the comedy community knows that Carlos Mencia and Dennis Leary are the 2 biggest thieves in comedy history.

I said stole, implying in the past. A comedian that cannot write his own jokes is as useless as tits on a boar.

[jimmy2k4o]

@RyanR3volution doornail as in dead as, and you say hicks talked about solving the worlds problems and leary talks about farts how can you say he steals if they talk about different things?..i have both of learys stand up dvds and he never mentions a fart.. leary alos talks about solving the worlds problems but not in a serious way same with hicks talking about mandatory weed he wasn't being serios and who cares about the content of their shows they are different people with different styles

[RyanR3volution]

@jimmy2k4o

Dennis Leary stole Bill Hicks whole personality, if you watch the way he conducts himself and the jokes that he says, they are very alike. Hicks even said that he quit smoking to see if Leary would. The comedy community knows this, thats why he is not doing comedy anymore because Hicks is dead, no more material.

Hicks is better than Leary, that is not because he is dead, its just a matter of my opinion. Award winning? What does that signify? Nothing, people are dumb.

[jimmy2k4o]

@RyanR3volution also like the jim fix thing that was a current event that could be exploited for comedic purposes a story like that every comic would jump on that story because the irony of it is hilarious, that is talking about the same thing that isn't stealing...and what about the job rescue me all the songs he's wrote which are funny hence can be classed as comedy where did he steal them? stop putting hicks on a pedestal just because he's dead Leary is better deal with it!!!!

[jimmy2k4o]

@RyanR3volution hicks done some stand up here and there and a few documentary's leary does stand up and movies, and creates award winning tv shows presents tv creates charities eg the leary firefighters foundation...which he made before 9/11 before all those other famous people jump on the band wagon when something bad happens, and you say useless... you don't have a leg to stand on so stop whining about poor hicks cause leary is better and your not gonna win the argument

[RyanR3volution]

@jimmy2k4o

If you understood opinion, obviously you do not, you would not say "your not going to win this argument" because this is not defined, this is subjective.

Useless in the comedic sense, I can give you many many jokes that he stole and its not just the same topic, it is literally the same exact idea, reworded, badly.

Avatar got a lot of awards, yet the movie is trash, it is all subjective and the majority of people are stupid.

[jimmy2k4o]

@RyanR3volution just because the other guys specials came out first doesn't prove a damn thing antz came out before a bugs life but its still clear to everybody that antz stole from a bugs life stand ups tell these jokes and stories for years before they are recorded people spread them everywhere like a dose of the clap and leary and hicks were friends for years maybe leary told these jokes and stories to him at parties etc and well you catch my drift........

[RyanR3volution]

@jimmy2k4o

They are the same jokes, same subjects, just reworded.

The way Hicks talked to his audience was stolen and the exact tone of Leary is like that. Leary and Hicks were friends until he stole. The comedy community knows this, ask Ari Shaffir, Joe Rogan, Doug Stanhope, and so on.

Hicks was hurt so bad when Leary stole, its just the fact that he stole and did not admit it. At least Carlos Menstellia did.

[RyanR3volution]

@jimmy2k4o

You have to look at it as an artistic point of view. Hicks had a message of peace, love and intolerance to corrupt ideals. Leary is the complete opposite. He steals the jokes that are less potent and makes them more enjoyable to the everyday sheep. He took Hick's least controversial ideas and made them dumb.

[RyanR3volution]

@jimmy2k4o Here's some examples from the album that broke up Bill and Denis' friendship (with Bill bits in parentheses)

"John Lennon takes six bullets, Yoko is standing right next to him yelling "YaiYaiYai!" (Reagan...wounded)

"Cigarettes could have a label "Tumor" and we'd break into your house to get them." (Carton of low birth weights)

"Kids are playing records backwards and killing themselves. They should kill the band too." (New Kids records sound better backwards)

[RyanR3volution]

@jimmy2k4o "Kids are playing records backwards and killing themselves. They should kill the band too." (New Kids records sound better backwards)

"You know what Hell is..sitting next to Andy Gibb" (Let's hunt and kill Billy Ray Cyrus)

"I'm goin' to Hell for that bit." (same)

"I'm getting a tracheomety so I can smoke through two holes." (If you're smoking through a hole in your neck...IIIII'd think about quiting

[jimmy2k4o]

@RyanR3volution what about lock n load? that was recorded 3 years after bills death so where did he get the material did he do a seance? and no cure no cancer he talks his son his father his brother how can that be stolan and how do you know that if there is plagerism going on it wasn't others taking from him??? and its not a matter of opinion its a matter of common sense its an opinion to say ones better than the other its sense to say he doesn't steal

[RyanR3volution]

@jimmy2k4o

Ah, I see, you don't want to acknowledge the many examples I gave. Its common sense. Your defending a man that has to steal to put on a show while Bill was a man that was genuine and did not care. Thats common sense, the whole comedy community knows that Leary stole, its not just a opinion your right, its fact. The jokes are exactly alike and Bill did them first. Leary took Bills jokes and bastardized them for the dumb public.

[jimmy2k4o]

@RyanR3volution and he does still do comedy he does tours with lenny clark and adam ferrahra 2 of the cast of rescue me and he's write all the material in that show he writes the entire script where did he steal that and

what do you mean he stole personality hicks acts slightly stoned and a wee bit drunk, chilled duering his performance leary is hyper running around pissed at the world like he's just done 25 lines off a hookers stomach how is that the same personality?

[RyanR3volution]

@jimmy2k4o

You have to look at it as an artistic point of view. Hicks had a message of peace, love and intolerance to corrupt ideals. Leary is the complete opposite. He steals the jokes that are less potent and makes them more enjoyable to the everyday sheep.

[raffertyraff]

those chairs are a bit close together

[Xyberfaust]

I'm glad my mother had that abortion.

[alipazagaful]

Denis Leary's brother almost killed him?! omg!!!!!!!

if i meet his brother, all i'm gonna say is "why?"

[shaniquatheguineapig]

Damn Leary's are crazy, Denis Leary is my hero =)