Who's The Oldest Person In The World?

[ChloroformUrMother]

im gonna live to be 150

[EnergyDog23]

Lizzie bolden? the axe murderer? =D

[cosg9531]

@EnergyDog23 That's Lizzie Feldstein, and she kills you by annoying you to death.

[joshmasterjosh]

Letterman sucks

[EagleEyeIIII]

REGIS HERE, BITCH

[EagleEyeIIII]

Regis is 79, BITCH!

[GregW984]

fake

[vict0r1ous]

must have been dying from multiple diseases after 80

[dragonfighter4171]

I GOING TO TOP THAT

[fairhillnorrie]

bullshit. not funny... may she rest in peace.

[metalizawsome88]

im 1000 years old



[HolyGK]

I'm 347 years old

[mrliampep5i]

shirali muslimov 168

[zkhannn]

World oldest man in Pakistan who is 152 yeas old, live in pakistan ,

/watch?v=gpSz41ktjJI

[counterclockwise123]

@zkhannn well thats bullshit

[usernamealredytaken]

I used to go to primary school with Lizzie, she was a right little slut

[MrGooseberries]

what a shit joke

[fairhillnorrie]

@MrGooseberries agree 100%

[45gunner]

At one time, Dave Letterman was funny every now and again....now he is just LAME!

What a sad joke DL is.....

[usernameDIP]

well i am never going to die i have 100 more years til world record

[benry200]

the oldest person was 117

[xstorytigles]

@benry200 no 120 i saw on you tube 

[fikerleethiopia]

There's a 128 man alive in Ethiopia. Please search him in Youtube. He became blind at 98 but can still hear and talk clearly

[fallhell]

hahahaahahahahahaha

[honesty49]

116yo is not the oldest. Jeanne Calment (French) died at 122yo at the end of the 90's. More recently, an Indonesian woman, still alive, has been said to be 157yo !!! Her adoptive daughter, still alive too, is 108yo...

[Crzeimasha]

@honesty49 how do you know that? o_O

[hubleful]

@honesty49 no u dont understand its the oldest LIVING person not over all

[1991750]

i am 109

[ErikForSOAD]

there's a greek person he died 2 years befor.....he died 120 years old!!!

[123sexton]

im gunna destroy my liver an lungs get new ones when im 50 then kill thos an die at 100yrs old an say i party'd my ass off

[SmmFreeRunners]

my grandpa is 122 years old

[fpinon5150]

@SmmFreeRunners o well my grandpa is 500 years old!!!! what a joke

[SmmFreeRunners]

@fpinon5150 that wasnt a joke

[leeason1]

@SmmFreeRunners Your grandpa is lying about his age.

[hubleful]

@SmmFreeRunners then go sign him up for the gueinnes world book of records as long as its true

[moti4love]

l o l

[pufixas]

olded person in the world and know about youtube? - this is me :-) i'm 87 years old.

[gerttervill]

@pufixas I am 90.

[pufixas]

@gerttervill

i dont belive...

[Hermoor]

It's maybe just a myth. But I read somewhere, that way back like 3000 years back in the old China. Where people were trained from the day they could walk as shaolin monks. It wasn't so rare for people to get 130 years old. And someone probably older. Just think about it, I consider age 40 to be pretty old. 40 times 3!! That is crazy...they say it's all about what you eat and how you live. Maybe some of us can be that old :D :D

[endlesstutorials]

@Hermoor the oldest person to ever was 414 years old... he lived from 614B.C to 200B.C

[fairhillnorrie]

@endlesstutorials Jesus is the oldest.. 2,000 years + beat that.... and hes coming back (so they say) some party... you get the candles OK?.. its your place with lots of wine, bread etc... say to the bouncer, not to let Judas in...... hes trouble..

[athleticgreece]

If you want to be the oldest person in the world,followe Straight Edge Society.

I am a straight edge person and i enjoy my clear and clean life.

[yellowsnowpile]

@athleticgreece you're lame

[athleticgreece]

why do u say that:S

[TheArsenalguru]

its on the news, the worlds oldest person is in georgia (the country), and she is 130. amazing.

[SDPMZ]

the oldest person live to was a 150 something year old

[johndoeyahoo1]

i thought it was going 2 be a farve joke lol

[h43442]

my 6x great grandfather lived to 134. dont believe me? search old henry francisco on google

[TheLobsterOfFate]

@h43442 he died a terrible death

[TrandomnesstwO]

I thought he was going to make a joke about himself.

[golddigger0325]

oh god I just asked my self who the youngest coud be -.-

[millieland]

if she was still alive, 116, she would be 104 years older then me lol!

[terrestrialrain]

I thought Dave was the oldest person :D

[wwerandy5]

@terrestrialrain looool

[Rarez2]

what

the fuck

the oldest person ever VERIFIED was jeanne calmet (i may have murdered the name, sorry). 122 years old. once again, she was VERIFIED to be 122. by all the major authorities.

[LoriJeff87]

@Rarez2

[LoriJeff87]

@Rarez2 sorry new to posting...You are right!!! I do want to lived that long 41 SUCKS!!!

[TrandomnesstwO]

Jean Clement I beleive.

[Loganjf]

You are correct, I laugh at people who don't know how to use Wiki.

[sphinxofthenewage]

regis is good i like em ....stupid joke.

[blogtvpunk]

retards,. i would have put larry king. Fucking CBS can't make a decent joke.

[ALBERTWESKERZERO]

actually, the oldest person was 130 and died after sliping on the bathroom floor. google it.

[RuyGuyDog]

harry patch died =(

[yerty2000]

i went to his (public) funeral. Travelled a long way and slept in my car too.

[4197154]

watch?v=DIRgHUfrF8g

[DelightPage]

harry patch (aged 111) died a couple days ago :(

[XMichaelSpektorX]

letterman, shut it cause youre next when philbins gone rofl

[azoldtime09]

Was the oldest peson was like 130.

[tyanth12]

no actualy it was thomas parr he lived to 158 or something check out my channel's description nah i will just mail it to you on youtube

[azoldtime09]

No actully the oldest person was 122 Jeanne Calmet.

[azoldtime09]

the oldest person is not 158,the oldest person is 122.

[tyanth12]

i will send you the story

[azoldtime09]

there is no way any body lived to be 158 look under encyclpidea on oldest poeple.

[tyanth12]

i am srs his name is thomas parr i wuld send u the story but u have friendlock on...

[IPWNZALLCA]

thomas parr was not comfirmed to live that long its a claim but not a verified one

[tyanth12]

ooooo how long did they think he lived 4?

[IPWNZALLCA]

they thought he lived for around 80 years

[faithoffaith]

he was 140 there lol

[azoldtime09]

What the heck I'm 128.

[ballsPixelArt01]

on myspace

[ifhgsfj]

I AM

[skuul666]

Both wrong, the oldest person ever (verified) was Jeanne Calment , 122 years old

The oldest undisputed man was Christian Mortesen, 115 years old

[honeycomb97]

yea, Jeanne lived to be 122 yrs and 164 days old

[azoldtime09]

No 130.

[azoldtime09]

I read up a lady that was 130,the oldest person in the world,keep searching and it will help you out.

[M4shotty]

no the oldest man in the world is 124 read about it in a tfk (time for kids) that i had saved from years ago.

[olqutseg]

Hahahaha..Saw that coming..

[forCapone]

yeah its not funny and she was not the oldest person in the world

[azoldtime09]

was the oldest person was like I don't know like 118 or 119 or somthing,male gender.

[azoldtime09]

She might have been the oldest in 2006.

[atthepistol]

Americans have the worst sence of humor. Henry Alingham just passed away, and was for a few weeks the oldest man in the world. He faught for the freedom we have today and anyone who attempts to undermind that is extreamly arrogant. This isn't a subject for humor.

[MoonlitDream8]

i know it's extremely fashionable to openly degrade american culture, but i hope you're aware that after awhile it does come across as bigoted in extreme cases, no matter how distasteful the joke or subject like the one here. there's basically nothing cultured in grouping americans (or any group of people) in a pejorative light

[atthepistol]

I know not all Americans find this funny but I am facinated by the differences in culture. I just isn't a place for a joke. In Britain I think we respect people in other countrys a bit more. I am also aware these is a certain amount of dissagrements in lots of areas (especially on youtube) for so many reasons. I think the main one is that some Brits find the Americans too narrow minded and they seem to think there country is the best in the world. Well, they are wrong there. Britain is.

[MoonlitDream8]

well i completely agree with you (minus who's the best- nobody is nor does it matter to be honest); but ya it basically gets quite old to hear reflective, sweeping comments about americans that ultimately end up sounding like charicatures. ultimately it overlaps with cultural bigotry (in extremes), and in no way does it make the user sound cultured or increasingly sohpisticated in taking the effort to culturally segregate themselves from americans; i dont mean this towards you, just everyone

[HolyRomanEmpire0]

not funny

[skuul666]

from wikipedia:

At the time of her 116th birthday in August 2006, Lizzie had 40 grandchildren, 75 great-grandchildren, 150 great-great-grandchildren, 220 great-great-great grandchildren and 75 great-great-great-great-grandc­hildren.

her great-grandchildren (!) were great-grandparents themselfs!

[Zsazsa8484]

I set the record for youngest person in the world BITCH!!!!!!!!!

[Ugleskjegg]

Although Americunts believe that the

US and A IS the world, it does not actually make it so......

[Ugleskjegg]

USA is not the world....

[IRemainSick]

im 22

[geeksquad2]

my great grandma died recently at the age of 108. she had the flu

[Reindrich]

are you gay fish paul?

[tyanth12]

oldest person ever lived was 156 it is quite amazing specially for their time

[crankdatYouNoMe]

kool what was there name??

[tymbaland01]

actually the bible recorded noah atleast living 900 plus some years

[criscros7]

"oldest person ever lived was 156"

Every list of VERIFIED oldest people that I've ever seen is headed by Jeanne Calment who lived to be 122 years and 164 days old. Anything else must be considered folklore.

[LickMyCuntMoFo]

BITCH, I am 128 years old.

[Williamwallace0]

i googled Li Ching-Yuen looks like he did live a long time lol

[drumzstix666]

Dude, this is nothing compared to Li Ching-Yuen who died at 249 years or Chen Jun who lived 444. Of course though, this is the modern times, but those two dudes were born in the 17 century and died in the 20th. Where as the other dude lived through 4. So who ever does keep track?

[acejacko23]

Hmmm, rlly? i find that hard to believe, but i would be willing to believe if u can send me a link to this information and FACTS. thank you.

[acejacko23]

ok i looked Li Ching-Yuen up and he has a wikipedia page, so i believe u now, but, on wikipedia for the oldest living and lived people ever, Li Ching-Yuen is not on it? the oldest person ever lived says only 122 years. sooo...who knows.

[z2b]

Lol... that's because you have to distinguish between myths and *verifiable* reality.

There are physical characteristics about humans that prevent us from aging forever. 444 is literally impossible... Well unless were counting trees as people too.

[comment4asub]

yes because back then they never had anything to keep them that old, no medicine, i mean if a person who is like... 100 gets the flu they could easily die, so i do not believe u... ndrumzstix666

[Dirkdebruyne]

total and complete bullshit, the fact alone that you believe such utter nonsense says a lot about your schooling.

[drumzstix666]

I believe the 249 years of age where as when the 444 year old dude was mentioned i doubted it mostly where as for you, u have anger management and that clearly seems like a fact "Dirkdebruyne".

[alexistarr]

If 249 was attainable Drum, you would expect a few people, with verifiable documentation, to live into their 130s, 140s, 150s...etc. However, nobody claiming to be decades older than this has ever produced any such documentation proving their claims, so it's vastly more likely such people were, or are lying. The 116 to 122 range is the current upper limit for human lifespan, until medical science has some great breakthrough.

[XimerRemix]

rip lizzie bolden

[mandzxxxx]

pmsl

lmfao

lmfao

lol

hahaaaaaaa

[yousufj56]

this is the new oldest person in the world

watch?v=PhGJs6to2w4&feature=ch­annel

[Fstbrk57]

ya the Bible is all true, so the oldest was over 400

[joessj5]

the Bible isn fiction, lol..

[GameCenter2009]

keep your relision to your self please

[lawrencetimmons94]

They should have said Bob Barker. He seems older.

[shensmitty]

what about larry king?

[lawrencetimmons94]

Ha! Him too. But when I was a kid, bob was old. Now he's still the same age. But Larry King now that I think about it... Larry is pretty damned old too.

[sk8terboi8056]

larry king? wasnt god on the television debut of larry king live?

[Brian211978]

He is...he's 85.

[zacharyVB]

Larry king.... mines funnier

[cptblade16]

you're right but they weren't joking about death

[ryoubored]

death shouldn't b put in a joke

[777nun]

add me i play ps3 too!

[rakinhossan]



[marc8331]

i just saw in aol the oldest person is Tuti Yusupova's birth certificate says she was born in 1880, officials told the BBC. That would make her 128, six years older than the previously oldest documented person -- Frenchwoman Jeanne Calment, who died at age 122 on Aug. 4, 1997.

[ZeroMOA4]

dogs only live like 10-20 years...

[Cwmbran1984]

I heard somewhere that there was a man who died in the early 1930's aged 256 years! (somewhere in China I believe it was).

I find this really hard to believe but if it were true, I can't imagine living that long.

[ustolemypie2]

You are!

[Karlsergeaswad]

HHAA, NOT FUNNY!!

[NUMBER1METALFANATIC]

lol Regis Philbert is the new oldest man ever XD

[mikeharper05]

No God,No afterLife, u jus become one with the ground seriously, be realistic

[mikeytp413]

this is bullcrap my aunt is 167

[theultimatekoopa2]

Then that makes you about I dunno 130-140? Bullcrap

[Indigos8rboi]

the oldest person ever on record is like 125 so 167 is WAY over that really seriously ur funny!:)

[darleneytheweenie]

my wawa (filipino for great grandma) is 104 and shes still alive. she makes me laugh and shes very healthy! so i have a feeling shes gonna be around for a long time =]

[joessj5]

the oldest person of all time was a man named Methuselum. he lived to be 969 years of age

[lostfell]

not funny

[emosk8ter97]

my great grandma died at 101 years olds on halloween  R.I.P wita ve

[mikemeiis]

LMFAO!!!! B.A. MAN!!!

[terrorforce007]

wrong wrong wrong .

it's shirali mislimov and if you don't believe typ shirali mislimov on google or wehreever you wll see that he was 150/160 years old

[RetroGameWalkthrus]

Its bullshit, these people make it up to get them fame. I've looked this guy up and apparently he had a child at age 136. Most people cant stand when they reach 110, let alone have intercourse. Its likely that he had the same name as a grandfather, and he just adopted that identity to claim to be the worlds oldest.

[directorG2006]

Oh man... That was the funniest thing I've seen in awhile!

[Ryz999]

this is wrong the oldest person in the world was a woman in ireland at 126

[joessj5]

no person will pass the age of 120

[Ryz999]

she did

[joessj5]

the lady here? she died at 116

[Immortaleagle]

joessj5

no person will pass the age of 120.

a french woman already did.

[joessj5]

nah that not true

[RetroGameWalkthrus]

They already have, the oldest ever recorded reached 122.

[joessj5]

can u show me wher eu got this information?

[RetroGameWalkthrus]

On wikipedia, type in oldest people and you will get a very up to date list of the oldest, and many other list regarding this. Oh and Methuselum isnt even the oldest in the bible, let alone the world.

[joessj5]

Methusalem is the oldest person in the BIble...

and ever.

whi was older than him?

[RetroGameWalkthrus]

Enoch, his father. It states in the bible that god 'took him'. So theoreticly he is stil alive, making him much older than Methusalem was.

thnkx QI ;)

[ibuggerdonkeys]

the bible is fiction......factual ppl r meant here

[joessj5]

lol, the Bibles not fiction. but i can't convince u over internet. beleive what u want, but the Truth is that the Bible is real

[ibuggerdonkeys]

do u hve proof? is there any sign at all that god exists? apart from a bunch of complete fuckwits running round saying he does exist, without any proof whatsoever?

[joessj5]

there are a whole lot of signs. one very simple thought is the bigb band thory, or beginning of the universe. if the big bang theory is true, than where the the materials for it to occur come from. U can see God in everything around u, just take the time to be open-minded and look. the birds, fish, plants, water it all seems to planned, to be occurence, or a lucky shot. you can't follow common sense when dealing w/ God. some things go beyond our common sense or logic

[ibuggerdonkeys]

Bullshit...... apart from "some things go beyond our common sense or logic". u just explained that the big bang, in opposition 2 the bible is real, and that the materials that existed b4 "go beyond our common sense or logic". and btw, find 3 good things, i mean things no1 will reject, dislike or respond negatively to, and Ill convert 2 whichever religion u want......just 3 things....

[joessj5]

u will reject anythimg i say. all ineed is 1 thing, and that is for u to experience yourself. beleiveng in Jesus is ont a religion, it's a relationship w/ Him

[ibuggerdonkeys]

wow.....can u tell the guy to prove he exists....just once a lifetime would be enough....i mean unless of course all the famines, wars, deaths, jesus freaks, etc. are that wanker showing his anger, then all religion is, is bullshit.....if u wanna believe in a fairy story, i suggest little red riding hood....or Rapunzel, or some other one, just not the bible

[joessj5]

lol. One day youll see. I just hope it isn't too late. God goes beyond human concept, adn logic. he created us, and put limitations on our knowledge. just becaus ewe havent seen something doesnt mean it's nto real. we know very little in actuality, especially about the Universe. lol we dont even know what we think we know. we learn a little and make the rest up. we dont kn ow if the universe has millions of galaxies. so how do u know that the Bible isnt true? It is true... u just have 2 beleive

[ibuggerdonkeys]

There's a word 4 ur last statement.....that word is bullshit. GOD DOESNT EXIST, END OF STORY. fucking jesus freak

[PixxieDust567]

Wanna bet?

He does.

[ibuggerdonkeys]

gimme proof, and ill convert

[PixxieDust567]

Okay, so I guess basically the whole world is lying to you and is telling you that God isnt real?

Retard.

[d3smooth]

there so much u dont know

[bouncylittlerocker]

i do believe he exists, you just have to open up to the idea of 'the big picture' sure the world is pretty screwed up right now. but don't you believe in hope, in something better? god?

[ecoangel818]

One thing then I'm outta your hair, I promise, so what if we believe in a God if he's not real then what do we lose if he is real then we have everything to gain right? Also think about this science has tried to create human life, they've even gotten so far as to create a body of a fly but they can't bring it to life, they've tried and tried but nothing works. If science, the thing that makes everything around you real, can't do it then who did? Who made the life that we all live and the world?

[mikeytp413]

yo i actually did a biology project on this, a biologist actually tried to take an inanimate substance and bring it to life and he almost did it with all the dna and it was a success so far he's still workin on it though so thats the closest attempt at making life so far

[ecoangel818]

well see exactly, if in the day when we can do nearly anything cept that then who did it so many years ago? And plus where did the matter from the big bang come from? Matter can't just be created so it had to come from somewhere right?

[ibuggerdonkeys]

good point.... maybe science just hasnt come up with YET. when someone finds something out, its called discovery. and that certain discovery hasnt been made yet

[ecoangel818]

lol don't get me wrong, I love science I actually want to be a biologist or maybe a scientist myself. I just think nothing from this world is infalliable, it all has it's weak points and I think religion is sciences' :D and being arrogant ;) their not always right